The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Can Megan Fox act? I don’t have a clue. But she looks really good, that much isn’t in doubt. Sure, those lips can sometimes balloon too much and gets a tad freaky at times, but there’s no doubt about it, the gal cuts a mighty fine figure. Here’s Megan Fox and the boys (the boys are not shown, for obvious reasons) at a recent premiere of “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”. This might be in London, or Germany, or somewhere not called the “United States”. Does it matter? Look at those legs. Must be cold over there that day…

You don’t get anymore Latin Flavorific than Crystal Mantecon, who according to her bio on IMDB.com, is of Caucasian, Caribbean, Eastern European, Native American, Mixed, Indian/South Asian, Mediterranean, Latin/Hispanic, and Middle Eastern ethnicity. And if you’re keeping track, that’s more ethnicity than most American cities can boast in total! But hey, one look at Crystal Mantecon and you can tell it’s all true. The woman really is incredibly ethnic looking, which is to say, she’s incredibly exotic and out of this world hot for it. She first came to everyone’s attention as Sister Mary Francis in Prison Break, but will be seen in 2010’s Terrence Malick’s “The Tree of Life”. As they say, our girl is moving on up!

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Jenni Falconer reminds me that I wish I had a better, cooler last name. Imagine going around telling people, “Hi, I’m Falconer. What’s your name?” It doesn’t matter what they say, you can’t beat a last name like Falconer. I’m telling you, if I had that last name, I would be taller, more handsome, and a big-time movie star. Or at least some dude with a cool last name, which is important, too. Anyways, here’s Jenni Falconer, a Scottish television presenter and model, including working as the new face (and body, of course) for the Ultimo lingerie line.

Get it? Because she’s in a magazine called Best Life? Yeah, yeah, I know, I could have gone with a more sexy headline, but what’re you gonna do. It’s not like I actually take more than a few seconds to come up with this stuff, and what I do end up with borders on genius anyways. But what was I saying? Oh right, here’s Yvonne Strahovski in Best Life magazine, showing off her best sides, which is, in case you were wondering, every side of Yvonne Strahovski. What can you say, the woman is drop dead gorgeous regardless of which angle you look at her at. Such is the life of a hottie.

There’s nothing hotter on TV than a really hot actress all dressed up as a cop, police badge on one hip, gun on the other, strutting her stuff onscreen. Really, there’s nothing hotter. The latest babe to take the hot cop chick role is Moon Bloodgood, who is currently appearing in guest spots on the USA Network’s Burn Notice show’s third season. She’s a cop who is after the male lead for all his shoot’em and blow’em ups over the past two seasons, which is a lot, if you’ve been watching the show. Some promos of Moon Bloodgood from the show. Yes, she’s way hotter on the actual show, these promos don’t come close to doing her justice.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day hails from the land of Croatia, famous for their world-famous apple pies and homemade brew. Wait, or am I thinking of Kansas? Well, either/or, I suppose. Anyways, her name is Natalie Dizdar, and she’s a Croatian pop singer, who first came to fame when she landed the runner-up spot on the talent show Story Supernova Music Talents. Hey, who doesn’t watch Story Supernova Music Talents every day? I know I never miss it. Ahem. Anyways, check out more of Natali at her Myspace site. And did I mention she’s got a killer bikini body?

Usually our Brit Babes stay across the pond, but not so with Alexa Chung, who has come from the land of fish and chips to conquer American TV via her own show on the MTV network. You know, that show that used to play music, but now seems to be nothing but reality shows? Yeah, that one. Anyways, former British TV presenter and model turned American TV host Alexa Chung will have her own show on MTV called “It’s On with Alexa Chung”, which gets us all kinds of excited whenever the words “it’s on” is associated with a babe like Alexa Chung. Check her out on MTV when you get the chance.

Not entirely sure if Kelly Reilly is a natural redhead, but she sure looks so much better as a ravishing redhead than as a blonde. The last time I saw her was in a wacky little Canadian movie called “Puffball”, which is just so wacky as to defy description. The bottom line is that Kelly Reilly was smoking in the movie as a redhead. Ravishingly smoking, if you will. She was also in a British horror flick called “Eden Lake”, where she’s menaced by some kids. Hey, can you blame them? Check her out below as a redhead, check her outers.

If not for that gloriously hot face and those insanely tempting eyes, and some semblance of acting talent, Olivia Wilde might have gotten fake boobies by now, cause man, those are some mosquito bites our girl has going there. Seriously, not sure if you could tell she was nude even if she wasn’t covering those boobies up with her hair. But I digress. Here’s Olivia Wilde in the pages of Maxim’s recent issue. July, if I’m correct. You know what this reminds me of? Damn, I miss Fox’s show House. And it was just getting good, too. Plus, Olivia Wilde tends to kiss girls on that show, so that’s pretty hot, too.

Megan Fox is so open-minded about people’s sexual orientation that she believes if you don’t share her views, you should die. In response to a question by Total Film about what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world, Fox replied: “I’d barter with him and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?” While that is indeed a very stupid and intolerant thing to say, we’re going to have to agree with Megan Fox, mostly because she’s 23 years old and is super hot, though we reserve the right to change our minds in 10 years, or until Megan gets knocked up by a rich douche bag with a trust fund, or whichever one comes first.

What’s hotter than a hot woman in hot lingerie? Probably the sun, but you nevermind him. Or it. Or celestial body. Or whatever it’s officially called in the Encyclopedia of Official Astronomy Stuff. (I once read that book in college, but someone stole it from me. Okay, so I read it at Barnes and Noble and the guy who claims he works there insisted I stop reading or buy it already. Whose he to tell me that? I was only reading it for the thirteenth time that day.) Anyways, here’s Valeria Dos Santos, bringing the lingerie for Tuesday, cause what’s better on a Tuesday than lingerie? Nothing, that’s what. Well, except the sun…

Cause, obviously, you had no idea. Right? Here’s his Rolling Stones cover, in which he discloses his stunning confession, via JustJared, due out on stands tomorrow.

Hear that big sigh of relief? That’s the American Idol people thanking God the Kris Allen dude won.

That’s Eva Longoria, in very little clothing, in case you were wondering what the title was all about. Haven’t heard all that much from Eva Longoria, mostly because her show Desperate Housewives seems to have run its course, meaning I haven’t heard much hoopla about it in recent years. Then again, when the star of your show is that girl from the Superman show and not this little hot spicy Latina number, you’re probably not getting a whole lot of guys to watch it. Anyways, here’s Eva Longoria in the latest issue of Mexico’s GQ edition to spicy up your Tuesday. You’re welcome.

Kim Kardashian has cellulite! Hey, don’t blame me, that’s coming from Kim Kardashian herself, on the recent issue of Life and Style Magazine. Mind you, not that I go around picking up copies of Life and Style Magazine, but this one happens to have Kim Kardashian’s big ol booty on the cover wearing a bikini, and you know me and celebrities in bikinis. I can’t say No to them, even if they have cellulite, as Kim Kardashian declares here. Now I can’t really see any cellulite on Kim’s bountiful body, and who cares, really. More cushion for the pushin’, as the brothas say in the ‘hood.

In a bikini, of course, because let’s face it, why the hell would we spend any amount of time making a post on Gisele Bundchen if it’s not to show her in a bikini? The woman made her fortune on wearing a bikini and flashing skin, for God’s sake. Mind you, not that I’m blaming her. I’m just saying. Gisele Bundchen needs to be in a bikini for us to care. Otherwise it’s about who she’s dating, and when was the last time any guy cared? Okay, if it was them she’s dating, they would care, but no other time at all. Anyways, what was I saying? Oh right. Here’s your Weekend Send-off with Gisele Bundchen laying about in a bikini.

Hey, it’s Thursday. You know what that means. Yup, it’s time for some random Gabrielle Union sexiness. But hey, what’s so random about Gabrielle Union sexiness? There’s nothing random about it, baby. I planned this from Day One. Why, when I was designing the site (and I use the term “designing” loosely) I was thinking, “One of these days, Gabrielle Union will bring the sexy. Preferably on Thursdays.” Cause, you know, Thursday has been good to us, and it deserves some Gabrielle Union goodness. So here you go.

We Yanks are just now about to get our daily dose of the Reality TV show I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here with a host of, well, pretty lame dumbasses, but the Brits have been doing the show for a while now. In the 2006 season, model Gemma Atkinson was one of the contestants, and although I don’t know if she won or not, she sure cut a mighty fine figure running around the beach in a bikini. I don’t know how the show works, but if it’s dependent on people calling in an voting for their favorites, I can’t see Gemma Atkinson not having won. That body in that bikini is just out of this world, man.

Even Storm Shadow isn’t cool anymore. WTF Stephen Sommers?

At least Sienna Miller is in vamping form. That and the black leather outfit should be just enough justification to see this thing.

You gotta love the Brits. In America, a Miss-Anything showing up in her bikini that’s not onstage at the time would start a controversy. In the UK, Miss Great Britain Sophie Gradon doing a bikini spread while wearing her tiara is not only expected, but pretty bloody hot. Check out Miss Great Britain Sophie Gradon in a hot little red number. And yes, don’t even ask me what the difference between all these pageants are. I haven’t a clue. Like everyone else, I only bother to do some research when there’s a hubbub involved. There is no hubbub here, unless you consider a hot gal in a bikini hubbub. Which, I guess, you could, technically.