The Random Stuff of Interests Page

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: foreigners are just so much better at exploiting their former beauty queens than we yanks are. Hell, it’d take a scandal for us to finally convince one of our beauty queens to do a Maxim or one of those mags. Not so with the Europeans. Here’s our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, the former 2004 Miss Belgium Ellen Petri. As you can see, there was a reason she won the Miss Belgium title a few years ago, and no, I’m not talking about her personality or her correct answers to stupid, pointless questions.

The jury’s still out on whether British babe Sienna Miller can actually act, but you know what’s not in doubt? That is one fine looking British lass you got there. Add to that nice bod the spitfire attitude and devil-may-care personality, and you got a pretty winning fantasy date in Sienna Miller. Sure, you probably won’t want to bring her home to momma, but there’s nothing that says you gotta take the girl home, right? Definitely high maintenance, I would imagine, but for a week or two, man, that might possibly be the best time of your life. Anyhoo, I’m daydreaming again. Sienna Miller bikini pics below.

Never heard of model Denise Milani? Shame on you. Take a look at these pictures and just you try to forget the name Denise Milani ever again. Lovely face, lovely physique, gorgeous curves, and oh yeah, the sizable chest doesn’t hurt, either. But for the purposes of this post, it’s all about how she fills out those jeans, which she does admirably. As in, insanely hot. Jeans were made to be worn by girls like this. Check out more pics at the lovely lass’s Myspace page, or at her Official Site.

Oh, the wonders of computers…

So actress Anna Faris (you remember her, the blonde cutie from the “Scary Movie” movies?) recently eloped with some guy who isn’t anywhere in her league, and the duo went to Hawaii for their honeymoon. That means, of course, beach bikini pics from Anna Faris. Now the worst part about this? The fact that Anna Faris has married a guy who isn’t anywhere in her league, and just how often do you think the poor dude will be hearing this from this point on? Everytime people see the two together, all people will be thinking is, “Look, he’s so not in her league”. Then again, he gets to hit that ass at night, so maybe being mocked by the world is a small price to pay.

Being leggy is kinda a prerequisite for being a model. As for supermodels, well, you gotta be even taller than the average bear. Or, er, Brazilian I guess you would say, being that half of every supermodel out there are Brazilians. Adriana Lima is one such Brazilian bear, if by “bear” you mean really super hot girl from places overseas. This Monday is brought to you by Adriana Lima and her amazing legs. Not sure how long those stems are, but they sure are mighty long, and we likey very muchy.

This week’s weekend sendoff is courtesy of lingerie model Valeria Dos Santos, who would like to thank you for all your hard work throughout the week. Who knows, maybe one of these days you’ll finally get that promotion to assistant manager you’ve been eyeballing like a fat kid eyeballs a cake at a birthday party, but is too afraid to touch it for fear he’ll eat the whole thing and not leave any for everyone else, thus resulting in a beating. Anyways, where was I? Oh right. Here’s Valeria Dos Santos to send you off in style. Or not so much, if you work at McDonalds.

Because Tuesday is known for only two things, work and working, here is some Kristen Bell to lighten up your work load. Don’t blame me if it builds up another load. I’m talking about all your coca cola intact, of course, which you’ll be drinking way too much off because you’re trying to cool yourself down after gawking at these bikini pictures of Kristen Bell. No idea where she is or what’s going on, but it’s Kristen Bell, it’s bikinis, it’s at the beach, and that’s good enough for me. I’m easy to please that way. All the girls say so, just ask them. Better yet, don’t.

You know, I used to think that Twitter was bullshit. I mean, come on, do you really care what 99.9% of these people who are tweeting on a daily basis are doing hour to hour? Then the celebrities came along, and suddenly Twitter became THE destination to tell all their fans about what they’re doing, where they’re going, and what color their latest bikini is. Such as Jewel, who twittered this bikini pic of herself. Man, I love Twitter. As that Borat guy would say, eeees nice!

This Monday is brought to you by Amy Smart in a bikini from an appearance in Shape Magazine from 2005. I had no idea Shape Magazine was around since 2005, but hey, always nice to know one of the best magazines out there has been convincing hot celebs to strip down into a bikini for a while now. Amy Smart, of course, is the star of “Crank” and its sequel, and was in the horror movie “Mirrors”. She hasn’t really broken into the American consciousness yet, but one assumes it’s only a matter of time. Hot women with acting talent should not be ignored, America! Anyhoo. Check her out in a bikini from Shape.

Let’s face it, most models these days got the job because they’re tall and skinny, even though they have the body of a 12-year old boy and an even less impressive rack. You can’t say that to our Weekend Send-off, the gorgeous Dutch model Doutzen Kroes. Take a look at that body and tell me she’s never seen the inside of a gym before, and I’ll call you a liar. Not sure who the guy is in one of the pic, I could do without him, but eh, beggars can’t be choosers. Bikinis by Calvin Klein. Rockin’ body by Doutzen Kroes.

Sing it with me now, “It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine…”

Just once, I’d like to see a picture where Gisele Bundchen doesn’t look like she’s ready to climb on a fashion runway and strut her stuff for a gazillion bucks a second. Oh who am I kidding. No I don’t. What am I, suddenly gay? Cause I’m not, you know. Which is why I can easily drool over these pictures of Gisele Bundchen in some Victoria’s Secret commercial outtakes. No idea what she’s selling here, but I’m guessing bra or panties or underwear of some sort. Cause, you know, that’s what VS sells. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, Gisele Bundchen brings the Thursday sexiness like it’s going out of style.

Can Megan Fox act? I don’t have a clue. But she looks really good, that much isn’t in doubt. Sure, those lips can sometimes balloon too much and gets a tad freaky at times, but there’s no doubt about it, the gal cuts a mighty fine figure. Here’s Megan Fox and the boys (the boys are not shown, for obvious reasons) at a recent premiere of “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”. This might be in London, or Germany, or somewhere not called the “United States”. Does it matter? Look at those legs. Must be cold over there that day…

You don’t get anymore Latin Flavorific than Crystal Mantecon, who according to her bio on IMDB.com, is of Caucasian, Caribbean, Eastern European, Native American, Mixed, Indian/South Asian, Mediterranean, Latin/Hispanic, and Middle Eastern ethnicity. And if you’re keeping track, that’s more ethnicity than most American cities can boast in total! But hey, one look at Crystal Mantecon and you can tell it’s all true. The woman really is incredibly ethnic looking, which is to say, she’s incredibly exotic and out of this world hot for it. She first came to everyone’s attention as Sister Mary Francis in Prison Break, but will be seen in 2010’s Terrence Malick’s “The Tree of Life”. As they say, our girl is moving on up!

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Jenni Falconer reminds me that I wish I had a better, cooler last name. Imagine going around telling people, “Hi, I’m Falconer. What’s your name?” It doesn’t matter what they say, you can’t beat a last name like Falconer. I’m telling you, if I had that last name, I would be taller, more handsome, and a big-time movie star. Or at least some dude with a cool last name, which is important, too. Anyways, here’s Jenni Falconer, a Scottish television presenter and model, including working as the new face (and body, of course) for the Ultimo lingerie line.

Get it? Because she’s in a magazine called Best Life? Yeah, yeah, I know, I could have gone with a more sexy headline, but what’re you gonna do. It’s not like I actually take more than a few seconds to come up with this stuff, and what I do end up with borders on genius anyways. But what was I saying? Oh right, here’s Yvonne Strahovski in Best Life magazine, showing off her best sides, which is, in case you were wondering, every side of Yvonne Strahovski. What can you say, the woman is drop dead gorgeous regardless of which angle you look at her at. Such is the life of a hottie.

There’s nothing hotter on TV than a really hot actress all dressed up as a cop, police badge on one hip, gun on the other, strutting her stuff onscreen. Really, there’s nothing hotter. The latest babe to take the hot cop chick role is Moon Bloodgood, who is currently appearing in guest spots on the USA Network’s Burn Notice show’s third season. She’s a cop who is after the male lead for all his shoot’em and blow’em ups over the past two seasons, which is a lot, if you’ve been watching the show. Some promos of Moon Bloodgood from the show. Yes, she’s way hotter on the actual show, these promos don’t come close to doing her justice.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day hails from the land of Croatia, famous for their world-famous apple pies and homemade brew. Wait, or am I thinking of Kansas? Well, either/or, I suppose. Anyways, her name is Natalie Dizdar, and she’s a Croatian pop singer, who first came to fame when she landed the runner-up spot on the talent show Story Supernova Music Talents. Hey, who doesn’t watch Story Supernova Music Talents every day? I know I never miss it. Ahem. Anyways, check out more of Natali at her Myspace site. And did I mention she’s got a killer bikini body?