24-08-2007 | Hayden Panettiere
Don’t worry, boys, in case you were too afraid to ogling Hayden Panettiere’s first appearance in FHM Magazine (the UK version, the U.S. version having gone kaput), the girl has turned 18 years old now, so that officially makes it okay. Well, okay in the sense that Yeah, you’re still a dirty old men, but somehow it just seems less dirty now that Hayden Panettiere has turned 18. And besides, it’s not nearly as risque or sexy a spread as the previous “coming soon” ads for the spread would have you believe. And in case you don’t know, the geeky Japanese guy with her in one of the pictures is Masi Oka, her co-star on the NBC show “Heroes”. Now all we have to do is wait for Ali Larter to follow her co-star…
So whatever happened to R&B singer Sara Stokes? Who is Sara, you ask? Well to me she was the only reason I ever bothered to watch that unGodly “Reality” TV show “Making the Band 2″ on MTV. Or as Puff Daddy (or P Diddy or whatever the hell he’s calling himself these days) would call it, “Making DA Band 2″. Well apparently Da Band (the band that came out of the “Making the Band 2″ show) didn’t do so well, and was much derided as being fakes. Sara then went solo, appearing on Royce Da 5′9″ song “Wet My Whistle”, and she’s got a new album coming out, which you can find more on her 
In this recent appearance in Ralph Magazine, Tera Patrick is referred to as, “World’s Raunchiest Woman”. Which is a pretty big title to be lugging around, I have to say. Why, the last time I was lugging around a title that monumental was when I single-handedly won “The Biggest Loser in the World” title, and let me tell you, it was hard going for the first week or so. Everywhere I went, people would say, “Hey, you’re the biggest loser in the world!” Of course, it took a while for me to fully realize that it was a compliment (wasn’t it?), and go with it. What I’m trying to say is, I don’t know if Tera Patrick is the world’s raunchiest woman or not, but she sure is one fine looking woman, and perhaps that’s enough.
Our British babe of the day, Katy Hill, is only 5′7″, but she sure looks taller in these pictures. Or am I thinking “bigger”? The girl certainly has bones on her, or as the kids would say, “big-boned”. Mind you, not that that has kept Katy Hill from looking hot, because if the bikini pictures below don’t convince you she belongs in everyone’s “babe” category, then everyone is a moron. (Present company excluded, of course.) Katy Hill works on British TV, and has appeared on shows like “Christmas Mania 2005″ and my personal favorite, “UK Radio Aid”, because you know, I never miss my UK Radio Aid. The only thing I like more than UK Radio is Aid, and you put them together and it’s heaven city, baby! Ahem.
Oh come on, we ALL know women who drink beer, and we all know they don’t LOOK like April Scott, the current spokesmodel for Bud Select beer. Women who drink beer are cool and all, but they don’t have this kind of curves. Sure, they have curves, but not April Scott kind of curves. Then again, April Scott has always been kind of freaky in that those curves are insanely, well, curvy. Here’s the actress/model (did you see her in the “Dukes of Hazard” sequel? Brilliant!) selling some Bud Select beers. Buy a couple when you’re at the bar just to keep the girl working, will ya?
The big news out of the porn industry (what, don’t you keep up? I know I do!) is that Jenna Jameson has decided to 
It’s easy to appreciate Alicia Keys. She’s attractive, she’s talented, and she’s developing into a triple threat — singer/songwriter, actress, and model. And apparently she’s also got some modesty, because if I recall, this is as risque as Alicia Keys has ever gotten, and it’s not even all that risque to begin with. But on a slow day with nothing else better to do, why not waste a couple of minutes appreciating a woman like Alicia Keys? As the kids would say, “Dude, she’s, like, totally all that and a bag of chips!” (Funyun chips, of course. What else is there?)
Our Random Foreign Babe of the day is Valerie Zwikker, who hails from Amersfoort, Utrecht, Netherlands, which makes her Dutch. I think. Aren’t people from the Netherlands called Dutch? I’m sure it is. Again, I could probably just Google this and find out for sure, but, um, I’m really lazy today, so this guess will have to do. (Damn my lack of world education!) I believe she’s a TV personality, and hosts a TV show, and just happens to be good enough to show up on the cover and pages of Maxim Magazine. I think it’s the Dutch version of Maxim, if such a thing exists. In any case, cowboy chaps have never looked better than when they slapped it on Valerie Zwikker. (By the way, wouldn’t “Zwikker” make for a cool pseudonym?)
The really annoying and superfluous addition of the “z” in her first name notwithstanding, Canadian actress Alexz Johnson has the makings of a big star. She’s already fronting her own TV show, “Instant Star”, where she plays the winner of a Reality TV Singing Competition (aka American Idol without the American Idol name attached) who now has to deal with her, well, instant fame. Alexz Johnson has already made the jump to movies, with roles in “Final Destination 3″ and “So Weird”. We don’t know what awaits her, but we do know that she needs to get those legs checked out; the girl is looking a little bow-legged if these promos for “Instant Star” are any indication. Still hot, though.
Every now and then one needs to be reminded of a woman’s inherent hotness. Such is the case with Halle Berry, whose recent spate of box office disasters are rather substantial. Here’s a reminder of why Halle Berry was famous before she even won an Oscar for “Monster’s Ball” — simply put, the woman is incredibly gorgeous. Hopefully Halle’s box office fates will improve with “Tunia”, “Class Act”, and “Who is Doris Payne?” Oh who am I kidding. All those movies sound Godawful, and Halle’s box office mishap will most likely continue. Which means I’ll have plenty of opportunity to remind you why you shouldn’t forget about Halle. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.
Say what you will about Michelle Rodriguez — her acting skills are in question, she may be living off that “tough girl” persona way too much, she’s a troublemaker — but then again, isn’t that what we like about her? The last part? Michelle Rodriguez doesn’t play by Hollywood’s rules, and yet they can’t help but continue to hire her, because she does what she does better than anyone else. You want a tough chick to carry an M16 and look good? Michelle Rodriguez is your girl. You want a tough chick to kick zombie ass? Give Michelle Rodriguez a call. And she looks like a million bucks in a two-piece bikini (even if one half of that is covered) to boot, which is just topping on the cake.
It’s been a while since we made another entry into the Random Supermodel of the Day (which sorta defeats the purpose of calling the category “Random Supermodel OF THE DAY”, but I digress), but that’s only because we haven’t found anyone to put in here. But now we have. Her name is Nicole Neumann, and later this month we’ll add her to our Latin Flavor and sorta cheat, but shhhhh — don’t tell anyone. Our girl is an Argentinian supermodel and actress, and if that isn’t enough to get you excited, how about this — she has a sister named Geraldine who is ALSO a supermodel. How you like them apples? (And I hope you love apples…)
Usually my predilection for Michael Jackson Thriller parody videos involve amateurs trying to do the dance, but every now and then I like to throw in a pro. Well, as pro as a college band can be, I suppose, as they’re not really pros, but kinda-pros since they do this for a living. I mean, we’re not talking about prison inmates in Asia or guests at a wedding. Anyhoo, this was filmed By Matthew Fallabel and is the 2005 Halloween Corner Performance With The Penn State Drum Line. Not bad. I kind of like the new flavor of the live instrumentals. But one question: Where the heck is everyone? The stands are practically deserted.
I don’t think Rachel Weisz gets enough credit for being a babe. It could be that she doesn’t show up very often in the tabloids, and when she does do talk show appearances, she always comes across as very shy and reserved, so people just never realize noticed that this is one hot woman. So in an attempt to rectify that great crime against men everywhere, here’s one picture of Rachel Weisz that may or may not make you appreciate her more. That is, you will appreciate her more if you’re a warm-blooded man, and you won’t if you’re gay or not a man, whatever the case may be. Behold and appreciate, scum — Rachel Weisz.
Our entry into the Brit Babe Invasion for today is Big Brother UK’s Jennie Conner, who showed on the cover and pages of Zoo Magazine back in 2006, which seems like a couple of years ago. Well, it was a year ago, actually, but you know what I’m saying, right? Um, anyways. Speaking of the Big Brother program, how awful is this thing? I swear, I’ve seen some pretty bad Reality TV show concepts, but Big Brother is quite possibly the most retarded idea ever put to screen. No wonder they call TV the “Idiot Tube”. You would need to be an idiot to have come up with the idea, and then to actually WATCH it? Argh. Anyways. At least the girls on the show are hot.
My TV viewing habits suck, so I don’t get to see as many shows as I really should (”really” being the fact that I don’t really have a job and all), but when I get to watch “How I met Your Mother” I have really liked it. It’s a very funny show, and Cobie Smulders makes it very watch-worthy, if I may invent a word. Eh, what am I asking you for, I’ll do whatever I want, and that includes inventing words or littering. I’m a bad boy that way, doncha know. Where was I? Oh right. As I was saying, Cobie Smulders is really smothering hot.
The only thing keeping Megan Fox from being the perfect woman, in my opinion, is all those unGodly stupid tattoo quotes she’s got stenciled all across her body. I mean, what is the deal with that? Maybe Megan Fox is going the way of Angelina Jolie, and sporting tattoos everywhere has never hurt Angelina Jolie’s sex appeal. Then again, isn’t a girl who is willing to ruin her skin with ink even sexier? I’ll leave that up to you to decide, not-so-dear readers. Here’s Megan Fox in a recent spread for Arena Magazine. Not as risque as Arena’s usual stuff, but eh, beggars can’t be choosers.
R&B singer Rihanna was recently in Germany for a concert, where she decided to give the audience (and us, of course) a nice view of some impressive cleavage. Like most R&B singers, I still haven’t heard a single son Rihanna has released, mostly because my tastes run along more Alternative Rock, although there was a time where I spent a year listening to country music, and after that, indulged in plenty of hip-hop. Then again, I might have heard Rihanna sing something along the way, I just don’t recall. But, um, where was I? Oh right, Rihanna shows some nice cleavage while in Germany. Those Germans, they get all the good stuff.
Look, kids, it’s a supermodel to add to our Random Supermodel of the Day category, and get this — she’s American! Yes, it’s true, they DO exist! Her name is Frankie Rayder, and she hails from Minneapolis, Minnesota (someone, quick, run over there and see if there are more like her; if I know one thing about supermodels, it’s that if you see one, you can usually find more from the same location — i.e. Brazil). Besides looking so good in a bikini that it hurts, Frankie is married to Michael Balzary, also known as Flea from the band The Red Hot Chili Peppers. No, not the lead singer, one of the other guys. The guitarist, I think, but don’t hold me to it.
Venezuela may have a nut for a dictator at the helm of their country, but they are doing one thing correct: producting ultra hotties like Catherine Fulop, who shows up in this post of ours wearing little more than bra and panties. You know, our favored way of introducing you to the fine women of this thing we call Planet Earth. Catherine Fulop has shown up on the site before, and we have always loved how she’s look. I don’t know what they’re feeding the girls down there in Latin America, but it msut go straight to their, well, you know where, because no other group of people on the face of the planet have better butts than the senoritas from down South. Holy moly, get some Catherine Fulop lingerie pictures and call me in the morning.