The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Transformers star Megan Fox is such a fox (har har, I bet you saw that coming, right?) that any picture of her could qualify as a “Picture of the Day” entry. But this picture in particular took my breath away. I don’t know if it’s the couch, the lingerie, or the pose — or maybe it’s all those things added together for one hot looking picture. Or maybe it’s just the woman herself, and she could be covered in mud and it would still qualify as a Picture of the Day. Take a look at Megan Fox at her finest and tell me you aren’t having all kinds of dirty thoughts. Spread em, baby, spread em…

Tired of being known as just another pretty face on magazine covers and her bestselling calendars, and dancing Billy Zane, Kelly Brook is going to now try her hand at dancing in the TV show Strictly Come Dancing, which is the UK version of Dancing with the Stars. Or, actually, Strictly came first, and was imported to the U.S. Kelly will be joining this year’s show with other notables like — well, actually, Kelly is the only notable, at least to us. I’ve scan the list and the only name I even recognize is Kelly’s, so there you go. Hey, one hot chick on a TV show isn’t bad, considering it’s — gasp — a frakkin’ dance show.

This is great. Finally something happens at a John Kerry event that I can get behind. So what’s going on here? Well some University of Florida student (Andrew Meyer, 21) gets way over his head talking to John Kerry, who is on stage, about Bush stealing the election before going on to accuse Kerry of being co-conspirators with Bush (or something like that). Basically, the kid is out of his mind and is spitting out crap he heard from some book he read and being the stereotypical college student mush head that he is, he took what he was told and ran with it like it was the God’s Honest Truth and Nothing Will Change His Mind. And oh yeah, he gets tasered, all the while screaming about wanting someone to do something to save him. Here’s my favorite line: “Don’t tase me bro! Don’t tase me!” It made me laugh my ass off.

In case you haven’t been watching TV, or aren’t into “genre” TV stuff, but Smallville is getting a new star — Laura Vandervoort, who will be playing Clark Kent’s Kryptonian cousin, Kara, aka Supergirl. And yes, she’ll be able to fly, something Clark still can’t get a handle on, 6 years later. The guy is a slow learner, what can I say. Adding the gorgeous Canadian beauty Laura Vandervoort is obviously an attempt by the show’s creators to boost the show’s flagging ratings, but can you blame them? And do you care? I know I don’t! Good work, guys, keep it up! Now here’s Laura Vandervoort, aka Supergirl, in Stuff Magazine showing off her big chest — er, I mean, “S”.

The last time Jamie Pressly showed up in Arena magazine, it was a wowser of a spread. I can’t say if this latest spread matches that wow level, but it’s not bad. Then again, Jamie Pressly is such a hot number you really do expect a better set of pictures than this. I’m a little disappointed, now that I think about it, and can’t quite get rid of that “I’ve been gypped” feeling. Then again, maybe I’m just too demanding, but Arena Magazine has always been so good with sexy spreads, that I guess I just expect more from them. I still like this, though.

I don’t know what exactly Hollyoaks babes Jennifer Metcalfe and Roxanne McKee are doing in these pictures, but in any language watching two hot women (one wearing a two-piece bikini, no less!) is nothing less than perfect wet fantasy material. I’ve started watching the Hollyoaks TV show on BBC America, and I have to say that I never saw anything this hot on the show, despite the show’s bevy of beauties and their propensity for, shall we say, take off their clothes at the drop of a hat. God Bless the Brits and their TV show sensibilities. Too bad we don’t have an American counterpart except for that awful Desperate Housewives, which is really, well, awful. Anyways, enjoy Jennifer Metcalfe and Roxanne McKee having fun with a water gun. I am.

Mary Kate Olsen is trying to shed her girly image by guest starring on an episode of Showtime’s Weeds, a show about a suburban housewife played by Mary Louise Parker who sells weeds on the side. Or maybe she’s made a career out of it by now. I know that she show started with Parker selling on the side. Or maybe I was wrong from the very beginning. Eh, who cares. Anyways, tune in when Mary Kate Olsen sheds her good girl image for a little Mary Jane in the upcoming new season of Weeds. You’ll notice that sister Ashley is no where to be seen in these promos from the show. I guess Ash isn’t a fan of the J. The girl doesn’t know what she’s missing.

Knee-jerk Liberals around the world are all afluttered and falling over themselves to call FOX’s censoring of Sally Fields’ acceptance speech at Sunday’s Emmy Awards as part of a Vast Global Right Wing Conspiracy by the Evil Fox Network. Fear not, kids, the studio didn’t censor Fields because she mouthed off about the Iraq War (in fact, you can hear ALL her war comments in the “live” telecast), but in fact they censored her when she used the word “Goddamn”, which is a big no-no on American TV for some unGodly reason. (It’s stupid, I know, but it explains the censoring.) Here is what Fox censored and a version of the broadcast not censored. Judge for yourself.

Our celebrity cleavage for today is Marisol Nichols, who you may recognize as Nadia on the last season of FOX’s aging action-adventure TV show “24″. Since Marisol’s character survived last season, a rare occasion since the producers seemed to be killing people off left and right — it sucks to work for CTU Los Angeles, apparently — we can only hope that Nadia will make a return appearance and finally slip out of that uptight power suit they had her wearing throughout the year. Of course there’s no guarantee, we are talking about “24″ here after all, where everyone except Jack Bauer gets it sooner or later. But if Marisol Nichols shows this picture around, I’m willing to bet Nadia will get a chance to climb out of her suit on the show.

I can’t believe how sexy Kaitlin Olson looks in all those goofy “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” TV commercials that I’ve seen, and I’m not even sure if she’s supposed to be sexy in them, but God help us, she is. The show itself is on the FX Channel (basic cable, for those of you not in the know), and is described as such: “Four young friends with big egos and slightly arrogant attitudes are the proprietors of an Irish bar in Philadelphia.” The cast is made up of mostly unknowns, except for Danny DeVito, who plays the short guy on the show. Heh heh. Just kidding. Anyways, tune in for Kaitlin Olson. I think you’ll agree that the woman has a very odd sexual pull about her that is hard to described.

You know the funny thing about Jennifer Garner? I’m crazy about her nowadays, but back in the day, when she first emerged on the scene via the Alias TV show, I wasn’t sold on her, as an actress, sex symbol, or an action star. And now? Dude, I’m sold on Jennifer Garner like Britney Spears is sold on the whole trailer trash to the extreme bit. Which is to say, there’s little Jennifer Garner can do that I’m not gaggle over, including this new spread in Marie Claire, where she takes a dip in a pool and comes out looking breathtaking. The woman is so gorgeous that the idea she got knocked up by Ben Affleck drives me insane.

It must be good news and bad news for Ali Larter. The good news is that she’s on a hit TV show, which allows her to do movies on the side; but on the bad news, everyone is focusing on Hayden Panettiere as the token hot girl on “Heroes”, when for my money you can’t go wrong with ogling Ali Larter. Here she is at the Emmy Awards red carpet that was held on Sunday. Heroes lost to The Sopranos, as everyone knew it would on the show, in case you didn’t know. Too bad there wasn’t a separate category for “Hottest Girl at the Emmys”, because Ali Larter would have won in a walk.

If you haven’t been watching Showtime Channel’s original series Dexter, then you are missing out. It’s a killer show (literally) and it has a killer premise. Basically, it’s about a police crime scenes forensics guy who moonlights as a serial killer. But get this: he knows he’s a killer, but he ONLY KILLS BAD GUYS. Basically, he finds the evidence, finds out who did the killing, and then he kills the culprit. A serial killer of serial killers! And oh yeah, the girls on the show are hot. Check out some promos of Jennifer Carpenter, Julie Benz, and Jaime Murray, with the British beauty Murray joining the show’s latest season. Be there or be square. Or Dexter will come over and stick an ice pick in your ear.

Leave it to Jennifer Ellison, British glamour model extraordinaire, to slip on a bikini top covered in what looks like rocks (or are those fake crystals? either/or) instead of the usual flimsy bikini fabric. Now mind you, I could go on for the flimsy look, as it, well, is really flimsy and there are more than a little opportunity for some nip slip or something similar. Basically, the potential for accidental nudity is great, and really, isn’t that what all men live for? To see a hot woman accidentally expose herself when she least expects it? Oh yes. Where was I? Oh right, here are some Jennifer Ellison bikini pictures. The woman is gorgeous, to be sure, and what a body.

I swear, the Japanese just keeps coming up with better and better ways to make total fools of themselves. Or, to be more precise, to drop people into gooey water, the kind of water where you don’t even want to think where the game got it from because, let’s face it, those things look disgusting. Here’s another clip from the popular Japanese game show Human Tetris, where contestants stand next to a vat of water and watch a wall move toward them; they are then forced to contort their body in order to “fit” into the shape approaching them. I know, hard to explain, but utterly ludicrous (and yet, funny) to watch.

It looks like this year’s Dancing with the Stars is fixing up to be a must-watch show. After including Jennie Garth (who still looks fantastic), they’ve now included Josie Maran, an up-and-coming actress who most people have never heard off, but she’s a model turned actress, and a fine one at that. Well, I don’t know if she’s a good actress, but she is certainly a FINE looking one, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Wink wink and all that junk. Anyhoo. Tune into ABC for Dancing with the Stars and watch Josie Maran and Jennie Garth sex up the dance floor. Mamma mia!

Our Random Supermodel of the Day is Hana Soukupova, a tall drink of water from the Czech Republic. Now I don’t know how many other Czech supermodels there are, and I’m way too lazy to do a google search, but there can’t be all that many of them. Let’s see. There’s Hana, and … Hana. Wait, I’m sure there are more. But in any case, Hana tried her hand at basketball for a while, probably because she was the tallest girl in her entire town, but ended up modeling at age 13. Yes, 13 years old. What was I doing when I was 13? I was watching Transformers on TV and wishing I could transform. Hana Soukupova, meanwhile, was modeling all around the world. And they say girls are more mature than boys. What nonsense!

Now I’m not going to pretend and tell you that I’m psyche to see Private Practice, the Grey’s Anatomy spin-off TV show, but I will tell you this: Any show smart enough to give Amy Brenneman another regular spot on its set is pretty damn smart, because Amy Brenneman made even that awful Judging Amy good. And if Private Practice follows in the steamy, sex-on-the-stairwells plotting of Grey’s Anatomy, why wouldn’t you want to tune in to give all the lovely ladies of Private Practice a shot? Here are some promotional pictures from the show featuring those lovely ladies, including Kate Walsh, Amy Brenneman, KaDee Strickland, Audra McDonald. (And I hear the show has some guys on it, too, but who cares about them, right?)

In case you haven’t noticed, American entertainment is currently being taken over by the British. Luckily for us, it’s the British women, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. They’ve taken over our movies, our TV tubes, and now, our fake wrestling entertainment. One such woman is lovely Layla El, an English wrestling diva who originates from North Africa and found herself in the ringside of the WWE, where she plies her trade and flexes her muscles for the ECW as one of their wrestling “divas”. Basically, her job is to look good and occasionally let a fellow diva pull off her top during a “fight” in the rings — or outside. Layla El is, without a doubt, yet another good reason to watch fake wrestling.

Girls like Argentinian Emilia Attias really amaze me. You have to tip your hat off to these girls and their perfect, sleek body. It’s not like she’s just skinny and doesn’t eat; you can tell she actually has a regiment that keeps her body the way it looks — nearly perfect, if not actually perfect. However she does it, she’s got much props from me, which makes this post very easy to justify — perfect girl equals more postings in the near future. Now if only I can scrape together the money to fly to Buenos Aires and find a woman that looks like this…