The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Leave it to Jennifer Ellison, British glamour model extraordinaire, to slip on a bikini top covered in what looks like rocks (or are those fake crystals? either/or) instead of the usual flimsy bikini fabric. Now mind you, I could go on for the flimsy look, as it, well, is really flimsy and there are more than a little opportunity for some nip slip or something similar. Basically, the potential for accidental nudity is great, and really, isn’t that what all men live for? To see a hot woman accidentally expose herself when she least expects it? Oh yes. Where was I? Oh right, here are some Jennifer Ellison bikini pictures. The woman is gorgeous, to be sure, and what a body.

I swear, the Japanese just keeps coming up with better and better ways to make total fools of themselves. Or, to be more precise, to drop people into gooey water, the kind of water where you don’t even want to think where the game got it from because, let’s face it, those things look disgusting. Here’s another clip from the popular Japanese game show Human Tetris, where contestants stand next to a vat of water and watch a wall move toward them; they are then forced to contort their body in order to “fit” into the shape approaching them. I know, hard to explain, but utterly ludicrous (and yet, funny) to watch.

It looks like this year’s Dancing with the Stars is fixing up to be a must-watch show. After including Jennie Garth (who still looks fantastic), they’ve now included Josie Maran, an up-and-coming actress who most people have never heard off, but she’s a model turned actress, and a fine one at that. Well, I don’t know if she’s a good actress, but she is certainly a FINE looking one, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Wink wink and all that junk. Anyhoo. Tune into ABC for Dancing with the Stars and watch Josie Maran and Jennie Garth sex up the dance floor. Mamma mia!

Our Random Supermodel of the Day is Hana Soukupova, a tall drink of water from the Czech Republic. Now I don’t know how many other Czech supermodels there are, and I’m way too lazy to do a google search, but there can’t be all that many of them. Let’s see. There’s Hana, and … Hana. Wait, I’m sure there are more. But in any case, Hana tried her hand at basketball for a while, probably because she was the tallest girl in her entire town, but ended up modeling at age 13. Yes, 13 years old. What was I doing when I was 13? I was watching Transformers on TV and wishing I could transform. Hana Soukupova, meanwhile, was modeling all around the world. And they say girls are more mature than boys. What nonsense!

Now I’m not going to pretend and tell you that I’m psyche to see Private Practice, the Grey’s Anatomy spin-off TV show, but I will tell you this: Any show smart enough to give Amy Brenneman another regular spot on its set is pretty damn smart, because Amy Brenneman made even that awful Judging Amy good. And if Private Practice follows in the steamy, sex-on-the-stairwells plotting of Grey’s Anatomy, why wouldn’t you want to tune in to give all the lovely ladies of Private Practice a shot? Here are some promotional pictures from the show featuring those lovely ladies, including Kate Walsh, Amy Brenneman, KaDee Strickland, Audra McDonald. (And I hear the show has some guys on it, too, but who cares about them, right?)

In case you haven’t noticed, American entertainment is currently being taken over by the British. Luckily for us, it’s the British women, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. They’ve taken over our movies, our TV tubes, and now, our fake wrestling entertainment. One such woman is lovely Layla El, an English wrestling diva who originates from North Africa and found herself in the ringside of the WWE, where she plies her trade and flexes her muscles for the ECW as one of their wrestling “divas”. Basically, her job is to look good and occasionally let a fellow diva pull off her top during a “fight” in the rings — or outside. Layla El is, without a doubt, yet another good reason to watch fake wrestling.

Girls like Argentinian Emilia Attias really amaze me. You have to tip your hat off to these girls and their perfect, sleek body. It’s not like she’s just skinny and doesn’t eat; you can tell she actually has a regiment that keeps her body the way it looks — nearly perfect, if not actually perfect. However she does it, she’s got much props from me, which makes this post very easy to justify — perfect girl equals more postings in the near future. Now if only I can scrape together the money to fly to Buenos Aires and find a woman that looks like this…

This is a new column, dedicated to those pictures, that ONE picture, that tells the whole story. To christen the column, we’re going to use the beautiful Romanian model Catrinel Menghia, who has done her share of great looking pictures. But out of all of them, I think this one just does it better than any combined. It’s one picture, it’s one woman, it’s one set of bra and panties, but the composition of the picture, the way Catrinel Menghia is posed, and the jeans. Yes, the JEANS. Wow, what nice looking jeans they are, too. Mama mia, I don’t think I can stand up right now, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Speaking of Rachel Bilson (wait, or was that speaking of Chuck the TV show? Oh well, same difference), the latest addition to the cast is Rachel Bilson. The former OC star will play a love interest for the main character Chuck, and will form a love triangle between Chuck and his CIA protector played by the Aussie babe Yvonne Strzechowski. Basically, a nerdy IT guy now has two hot chicks after him. Now you KNOW it just has to be fiction! Now if I had Rachel and Yvonne to choose from, who would I choose? Let’s see. Rachel is cute and bubbly, but Yvonne is just drop dead sexy. Who to choose? Hmm, why choose at all? I can pull a “sitcom-esque” situation and date both at the same time! Yeah, that’s the ticket…

If you’ve seen the commercials for NBC new upcoming comedy-action/adventure show “Chuck”, then you have probably seen the bombshell blonde who entices the main character, Chuck, into coming to work for the Government alongside her. Or maybe she’s a spy trying to kill him. I don’t really know, it’s not like I’ve already seen the pilot or anything. But anyways. That blonde bombshell is Yvonne Strahovski (Strzechowski), an actress from Maroubra, Sydney, New South Wales, Australia, but she sure seems to have the American accent down pat. What is it with all these hot Aussies taking over American jobs, and why isn’t it happening more often? I don’t mind one bit!

Hey, remember Ananda Lewis? She used to be a reporter for MTV (well, as much of a “reporter” as you can be working for MTV, I mean, we’re not talking about 60 Minutes here or CNN, you know), but I swear she disappeared off the face of the Earth for a while there. But I was surfing channels earlier today, and guess who I ran across — that’s right, Ananda Lewis, now hosting a Reality TV show on the TV Guide Network. (Yes, there is a channel called the TV Guide Network on TV. Giggle if you must.) In any case, I don’t know where Ananda has been keeping herself, but she still looks pretty damn good on the show. The show itself is okay, but kind of stupid. “America’s Next Producer”? What the hell does that mean, and who cares? Eh, let’s move on to enjoying us some Ananda Lewis.

Heads up, Lamborghini fans (or owners, for you lucky sonofabitches out there), because the 2008 Lamborghini Reventon is out, and it’s looking daaaaaaaaaaamn fine. I mean, hell, I don’t usually go for these exotic sports cars, but the way this thing is looking? Holy crap. It makes me want to run out and rob a bank just to go and buy one or two or maybe 10 of these things and put them up and down my street just to show them off. What a beautiful looking ride! I’m usually motorcycle man, but I could go for these babies in a heartbeat. Check out pictures from the 2008 Lamborghini Reventon below and tell me you aren’t having wet dreams about it later tonight. I dare ya.

Yes, kids, it’s that time of the year again, when we have discovered a brand spanking new supermodel (at least to us) worth posting about in our Random Supermodel of the Day column. Now you may ask, “But wait, there are PLENTY of supermodels you haven’t featured yet!” Well the easy answer is, “Yeah, that’s true, but most of them aren’t WORTH featuring.” But Aurelie Claudel? Yeah, I’m gonna say she’s worth it, and more. She’s a French supermodel from, uh, France, who has appeared in Sports Illustrated’s famous swimsuit edition and is, simply put, a stunning looking babe. Enjoy Aurelie Claudel. (I mean, come on, that name is even sexy…)

In case you missed it, former “Beverly Hills 90210″ babe Jennie Garth has joined the Reality TV show “Dancing with the Stars” as one of its celebrity contestants. Here are some promos of Jennie Garth with her dancing pro. I don’t know who the guy is, but, um, isn’t he like 12-years old? Or at least, he looks like he’s just a 12-year old. But in any case, tune into “Dancing with the Stars” on ABC when it comes back sometime next week on Mondays for the dance show and then Tuesdays for the results show. I still don’t “get” the popularity of the show, but hey, it’s not like I have good tastes in TV to begin with, so what do I know.

These Bollywood actresses, especially the really pretty ones, really confuse me. On the one hand, they can’t do anything “sexual” like kiss in a Bollywood movie (unless, of course, they want people rioting against them in the streets), and yet whenever you see them they’re always showing off their stomachs (and what nice stomachs they are!) and appearing in Maxim magazine. Okay, so not a lot of Bollywood actress have appeared in Maxim magazine so far, but you can’t say that about Mandira Bedi, who looks Bollywoodlicious in Maxim. I gotta find some of her movies and see if she shows the same kind of sex appeal in them as she does here…

FoxNews babe Julie Banderas has been around for a while, but I just never got around to posting her. But believe you me, I’ve always noticed what a sexy fox Julie Banderas is. You can catch two Julies: the serious one that shows up to read the news during Fox’s regular shows, and the one that shows up late at night at 2:00 a.m. (central time) as a recurring guest on Fox’s “Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld”. That’s an insanely funny show and incredibly addictive, and Julie Banderas makes it about 5,000 times better. So my suggestion, guys, in case you’re reading, is to put Julie on AT LEAST twice a week. This is the only picture I could find of Julie Banderas, and believe you me, it doesn’t do her justice at all.

If Australian babe Krystal Forscutt doesn’t get better looking or more sexy everytime I see one of her magazine spreads (this one in Zoo), I’ll be a monkey’s uncle’s bald butt. But I’m not, because it’s true — Krystal Forscutt just keeps getting hotter everytime I see her in a magazine layout. Seriously, whatever they’re feeding these Aussies Down Under, they need to keep it up, because if even one-tenth of the women looks like Krystal over there, it’s a good thing no one decided to close that prison continent. Anyhoo, get some Krystal Forscutt and call me in the morning.

After ABC put the kibosh on the pretty cool show “Day Break” and ended Moon Bloodgood’s TV career, she’s found a second chance on NBC’s “Journeyman”. The show’s got a pretty cool premise, but I don’t know if it’ll work — still, I’m going to give it a shot, if only because Moon Bloodgood is one of the show’s stars, and the woman just does it for me something awful. The show stars Kevin McKidd as a journalist who somehow travels back in time to help out people. Or as the official plot goes: “A family man regularly travels back through time to correct past wrongs. In the present, he attempts to maintain his relationships and his sanity.” I don’t know who Moon plays in the show, but her character’s name is Livia Beale, and she is looking goooooooood in these promo pictures.

I gotta tell you, I don’t think anyone really expected the original “Saw” to really do a lot of business. But then it came out and BLEW UP. Now you can’t go anywhere without seeing a horror movie poster that’s trying to copy the look of the “Saw” posters, or the franchise’s “torture porn” concept — basically, put a bunch of people in a room and torture the crap out of them until they beg for death. People say the genre is dying out, with the failures of “Captivity” and “Hostel II” at the box office, but maybe it’s not that the genre is fading, but rather its COPYCATS that are fading. The “Saw” franchise seems to be going stronger than ever, and “Saw 4″, when released in theaters on Halloween, should either confirm or refute my theory. Here are some wallpapers from the movie.

First there were those nude pictures (well, actually only one nude picture, and a bunch of revealing lingerie/pantie pictures), and now there is rumor of the existence of a Vanessa Anne Hudgens sex tape. But wait, don’t get your hopes up, boys, the truth is the tape doesn’t exist. The “news” originally came out of a parody site and was carried by a couple of other blogs as fact, but has since been shot down by other bloggers hours later. (And they say bloggers don’t do actual “research”!) But hey, that’s not going to stop the Vanessa Hudgens sexcapades — at least not if “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis has anything to say about it. The sleazy entrepreneur has already offered Vanessa $500,000 to — quote — “join the GGW brand and lifestyle.” Which is to say, be on an informercial that comes on at 3:00 a.m. Trust me, I’m awake during that time, and they’re everywhere! No word if Vanessa will sign up. (I’m going to guess No.)