The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Usually our Brit Babes stay across the pond, but not so with Alexa Chung, who has come from the land of fish and chips to conquer American TV via her own show on the MTV network. You know, that show that used to play music, but now seems to be nothing but reality shows? Yeah, that one. Anyways, former British TV presenter and model turned American TV host Alexa Chung will have her own show on MTV called “It’s On with Alexa Chung”, which gets us all kinds of excited whenever the words “it’s on” is associated with a babe like Alexa Chung. Check her out on MTV when you get the chance.

Not entirely sure if Kelly Reilly is a natural redhead, but she sure looks so much better as a ravishing redhead than as a blonde. The last time I saw her was in a wacky little Canadian movie called “Puffball”, which is just so wacky as to defy description. The bottom line is that Kelly Reilly was smoking in the movie as a redhead. Ravishingly smoking, if you will. She was also in a British horror flick called “Eden Lake”, where she’s menaced by some kids. Hey, can you blame them? Check her out below as a redhead, check her outers.

If not for that gloriously hot face and those insanely tempting eyes, and some semblance of acting talent, Olivia Wilde might have gotten fake boobies by now, cause man, those are some mosquito bites our girl has going there. Seriously, not sure if you could tell she was nude even if she wasn’t covering those boobies up with her hair. But I digress. Here’s Olivia Wilde in the pages of Maxim’s recent issue. July, if I’m correct. You know what this reminds me of? Damn, I miss Fox’s show House. And it was just getting good, too. Plus, Olivia Wilde tends to kiss girls on that show, so that’s pretty hot, too.

Megan Fox is so open-minded about people’s sexual orientation that she believes if you don’t share her views, you should die. In response to a question by Total Film about what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world, Fox replied: “I’d barter with him and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?” While that is indeed a very stupid and intolerant thing to say, we’re going to have to agree with Megan Fox, mostly because she’s 23 years old and is super hot, though we reserve the right to change our minds in 10 years, or until Megan gets knocked up by a rich douche bag with a trust fund, or whichever one comes first.

What’s hotter than a hot woman in hot lingerie? Probably the sun, but you nevermind him. Or it. Or celestial body. Or whatever it’s officially called in the Encyclopedia of Official Astronomy Stuff. (I once read that book in college, but someone stole it from me. Okay, so I read it at Barnes and Noble and the guy who claims he works there insisted I stop reading or buy it already. Whose he to tell me that? I was only reading it for the thirteenth time that day.) Anyways, here’s Valeria Dos Santos, bringing the lingerie for Tuesday, cause what’s better on a Tuesday than lingerie? Nothing, that’s what. Well, except the sun…

Cause, obviously, you had no idea. Right? Here’s his Rolling Stones cover, in which he discloses his stunning confession, via JustJared, due out on stands tomorrow.

Hear that big sigh of relief? That’s the American Idol people thanking God the Kris Allen dude won.

That’s Eva Longoria, in very little clothing, in case you were wondering what the title was all about. Haven’t heard all that much from Eva Longoria, mostly because her show Desperate Housewives seems to have run its course, meaning I haven’t heard much hoopla about it in recent years. Then again, when the star of your show is that girl from the Superman show and not this little hot spicy Latina number, you’re probably not getting a whole lot of guys to watch it. Anyways, here’s Eva Longoria in the latest issue of Mexico’s GQ edition to spicy up your Tuesday. You’re welcome.

Kim Kardashian has cellulite! Hey, don’t blame me, that’s coming from Kim Kardashian herself, on the recent issue of Life and Style Magazine. Mind you, not that I go around picking up copies of Life and Style Magazine, but this one happens to have Kim Kardashian’s big ol booty on the cover wearing a bikini, and you know me and celebrities in bikinis. I can’t say No to them, even if they have cellulite, as Kim Kardashian declares here. Now I can’t really see any cellulite on Kim’s bountiful body, and who cares, really. More cushion for the pushin’, as the brothas say in the ‘hood.

In a bikini, of course, because let’s face it, why the hell would we spend any amount of time making a post on Gisele Bundchen if it’s not to show her in a bikini? The woman made her fortune on wearing a bikini and flashing skin, for God’s sake. Mind you, not that I’m blaming her. I’m just saying. Gisele Bundchen needs to be in a bikini for us to care. Otherwise it’s about who she’s dating, and when was the last time any guy cared? Okay, if it was them she’s dating, they would care, but no other time at all. Anyways, what was I saying? Oh right. Here’s your Weekend Send-off with Gisele Bundchen laying about in a bikini.

Hey, it’s Thursday. You know what that means. Yup, it’s time for some random Gabrielle Union sexiness. But hey, what’s so random about Gabrielle Union sexiness? There’s nothing random about it, baby. I planned this from Day One. Why, when I was designing the site (and I use the term “designing” loosely) I was thinking, “One of these days, Gabrielle Union will bring the sexy. Preferably on Thursdays.” Cause, you know, Thursday has been good to us, and it deserves some Gabrielle Union goodness. So here you go.

We Yanks are just now about to get our daily dose of the Reality TV show I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here with a host of, well, pretty lame dumbasses, but the Brits have been doing the show for a while now. In the 2006 season, model Gemma Atkinson was one of the contestants, and although I don’t know if she won or not, she sure cut a mighty fine figure running around the beach in a bikini. I don’t know how the show works, but if it’s dependent on people calling in an voting for their favorites, I can’t see Gemma Atkinson not having won. That body in that bikini is just out of this world, man.

Even Storm Shadow isn’t cool anymore. WTF Stephen Sommers?

At least Sienna Miller is in vamping form. That and the black leather outfit should be just enough justification to see this thing.

You gotta love the Brits. In America, a Miss-Anything showing up in her bikini that’s not onstage at the time would start a controversy. In the UK, Miss Great Britain Sophie Gradon doing a bikini spread while wearing her tiara is not only expected, but pretty bloody hot. Check out Miss Great Britain Sophie Gradon in a hot little red number. And yes, don’t even ask me what the difference between all these pageants are. I haven’t a clue. Like everyone else, I only bother to do some research when there’s a hubbub involved. There is no hubbub here, unless you consider a hot gal in a bikini hubbub. Which, I guess, you could, technically.

Oh, lingerie models. I don’t know what I would do with them. I mean, I would eventually get tired of waiting for them and go do something, cause not doing something is kinda lame especially if you don’t want to be fat. I don’t wanna be fat, so I always end up doing something. See, kids, exercise does help! Or if you’re too lazy for exercise, then go out and kick the ball around. You don’t have to run after it, just kick it around. Of course, you’d have to walk over to kick it after having kicked it the first time. Where was I? Oh right, here are some lingerie pictures of the lovely Priscila Monroe. I believe she’s married, but I know for sure she’s a model. I think.

After Ashley Tisdale left the show, the guys at The Suite Life of Zack and Cody had to ship the brats onto a cruiseliner to keep people watching. Okay, so I don’t know if that’s the reason they left the hotel and climbed onboard the ship, but that’s the story I’m telling people, and I’m sure it’s 100% true. Give or take a couple of percentages where it might not be true. Anyways, here’s Ashley Tisdale in bed, which is usually not where you should be on a Monday. Unless, of course, this is your job, which would make you pretty lucky. Then again, it would also mean you’re either a famous actress doing a photoshoot, or you’re a prostitute.

At this point Freido Pinto’s career will either take off like a rocket or come crashing down to Earth after the whole “Slumdog Millionaire” thing dies down. I can’t tell which way it’ll go, but I do know one thing: even if her career doesn’t hit the motherlode, Freido Pinto will still be the hottest spicy curry to ever hit the big screen. And she’s actually from Canada, too, but I’m not going to hold that against her. Here’s your Weekend Send-off, courtesy of Freido Pinto and her gorgeous eyes. The rest of her ain’t bad, either.

Deadpool just doesn’t get how this whole Marvel/DC parody stuff works, and that’s why we love him. In a non-sex sort of way, ahem. This was done by the same guy. Check out more of his stuff here.

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It’s hard finding a whole lot on Lucia Moreno on this here Internet, so slotting her in our Latin Flavor of the Day category may prove faulty when some bio on her shows up. But for now, I’m going to go under the assumption that a woman name “Lucia Moreno” is possibly (and probably) a Latina, and take it from there. And hey, even if I’m wrong, whatever, call me on it if you want. Don’t you have anything better to do with your time? Like gawking at pictures of Lucia Moreno instead of taking me to task for some wrong bio? Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Trailer for a Norwegian horror movie called “Dead Snow” about Nazi zombies who rise from the snow-filled mountains to reclaim their ill-got loot from some Norwegian medical students. Lots and lots of gore and plenty of laughs to boot.

This Got Milk ad by Olympics swimmer Dara Torres is either very hot or very freaky, or a combination of both. I appreciate a woman for her abs and her tight body, which is what Dara Torres has in abundance, but man, there’s something weird looking about that body. Mind you, not that I’d kick her out of bed, but then again, I don’t have much of a social life, so that goes without saying. Anyhoo, a Dara Torres Got Milk ad. I’m both turned on and freaked out at the same time. Was that what they were going for? If so, mission accomplished, milk people!