The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Oh, lingerie models. I don’t know what I would do with them. I mean, I would eventually get tired of waiting for them and go do something, cause not doing something is kinda lame especially if you don’t want to be fat. I don’t wanna be fat, so I always end up doing something. See, kids, exercise does help! Or if you’re too lazy for exercise, then go out and kick the ball around. You don’t have to run after it, just kick it around. Of course, you’d have to walk over to kick it after having kicked it the first time. Where was I? Oh right, here are some lingerie pictures of the lovely Priscila Monroe. I believe she’s married, but I know for sure she’s a model. I think.

After Ashley Tisdale left the show, the guys at The Suite Life of Zack and Cody had to ship the brats onto a cruiseliner to keep people watching. Okay, so I don’t know if that’s the reason they left the hotel and climbed onboard the ship, but that’s the story I’m telling people, and I’m sure it’s 100% true. Give or take a couple of percentages where it might not be true. Anyways, here’s Ashley Tisdale in bed, which is usually not where you should be on a Monday. Unless, of course, this is your job, which would make you pretty lucky. Then again, it would also mean you’re either a famous actress doing a photoshoot, or you’re a prostitute.

At this point Freido Pinto’s career will either take off like a rocket or come crashing down to Earth after the whole “Slumdog Millionaire” thing dies down. I can’t tell which way it’ll go, but I do know one thing: even if her career doesn’t hit the motherlode, Freido Pinto will still be the hottest spicy curry to ever hit the big screen. And she’s actually from Canada, too, but I’m not going to hold that against her. Here’s your Weekend Send-off, courtesy of Freido Pinto and her gorgeous eyes. The rest of her ain’t bad, either.

Deadpool just doesn’t get how this whole Marvel/DC parody stuff works, and that’s why we love him. In a non-sex sort of way, ahem. This was done by the same guy. Check out more of his stuff here.

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It’s hard finding a whole lot on Lucia Moreno on this here Internet, so slotting her in our Latin Flavor of the Day category may prove faulty when some bio on her shows up. But for now, I’m going to go under the assumption that a woman name “Lucia Moreno” is possibly (and probably) a Latina, and take it from there. And hey, even if I’m wrong, whatever, call me on it if you want. Don’t you have anything better to do with your time? Like gawking at pictures of Lucia Moreno instead of taking me to task for some wrong bio? Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Trailer for a Norwegian horror movie called “Dead Snow” about Nazi zombies who rise from the snow-filled mountains to reclaim their ill-got loot from some Norwegian medical students. Lots and lots of gore and plenty of laughs to boot.

This Got Milk ad by Olympics swimmer Dara Torres is either very hot or very freaky, or a combination of both. I appreciate a woman for her abs and her tight body, which is what Dara Torres has in abundance, but man, there’s something weird looking about that body. Mind you, not that I’d kick her out of bed, but then again, I don’t have much of a social life, so that goes without saying. Anyhoo, a Dara Torres Got Milk ad. I’m both turned on and freaked out at the same time. Was that what they were going for? If so, mission accomplished, milk people!

I could be wrong, but I’m probably not, but Jennifer Hawkins might just be the most successful former Miss Universe of all time when it comes to having a career that goes beyond wearing the tiara. Of course I haven’t done any research or anything, but you know, I’m usually very right about these things. People have sixth senses when it comes to seeing ghosts or shooting basketballs. Me, it’s for useless facts that are probably dead wrong. Hey, it’s a gift and a curse, deal with it. Anyways, Jennifer Hawkins is modeling some lingerie for someone and looking like a million gazonkas, or whatever it is they use in Australia for currency.

I’m not entirely sure what Hayden Panettiere was doing at Cannes, France over the week, but hey, I’m not complaining. Hell, the cowboy hat even looks good on her. Then again, when you’re wearing a bikini and look as good as our little cheerleader does in these photos from Cannes, you could be wearing a ski mask and people would still be saying, “Damn, that’s some hot girl under that ski mask!” Not a big fan of the tattoo, though, especially getting it along the side ribcage like that. What’s the deal with hot girls getting tattoos in bad places, anyway? I blame it on Megan Fox.

I never actually watched a whole lot of Smallville, mostly because Clark Kent got way too old, and I got tired of waiting for him to leave the farm and put on the red and blue outfit already. He never did. I think the show teased it over and over again but he never did. Then again, since I don’t actually watch the show, I wouldn’t know. I’ve seen previews, though. Does that count? Anyhoo, I bring up Smallville because Laura Vandervoort was one of its stars. She was Supergirl, I think. And speaking of super, man, does she look super in these jeans!

Man, who is gonna miss NBC’s Life? Me, me, me! Especially with the show having introduced Gabrielle Union’s saucy, smart cop character. Sure, with Sarah Shahi back full-time after her preggers stint, Gabrielle would probably get less screentime, but that still means she would be on TV once a week, and that’s pretty damn good. Check out some pics of Gabrielle Union in a bikini shoot. That’s a nice body. The face is spectacular, too, but you know me, I’m not superficial and just go for looks. I’m all about the body. And how nice it looks in a bikini. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

I have to admit, I was a little disappointed with “Terminator Salvation”. The movie just didn’t make a lot of sense, and John Connor was kind of a useless tool in the whole movie. But you know what wasn’t bad about it? Moon Bloodgood, that’s who. Sure, her character was pretty dense and didn’t do a whole lot except to make really, really bad decisions, but she was kinda hot, even with all that apocalyptic grunge on her. Of course the fact that she wore a tight black leather shirt throughout the movie helped. Word was, there was a boob scene that the filmmakers had to cut to get a PG-13 rating. As you’ll no doubt agree with me, PG-13 ratings suck. Here’s Moon Bloodgood in the latest issue of Loaded showing off her bullets.

Hey look, kids, it’s Louise Glover, the 5′5″ bundle of hotness from Across the Pond, back again to show you how real women, with curves and whatnot, wear sexy lingerie. We’re glad Louise Glover is here to show us, because frankly, we’ve forgotten. Okay, not really forgotten, but it’s always nice to be reminded. Actually, Louise reminds me of a girl I used to know in high school, and of course by “used to know” I mean she sat in front of me in class and told me if I came near her again, she’d scream for help. I think she was being a tease, that girl. Anyways, Louise Glover is back in lingerie.

In the latest issue of Men’s Fitness, Jennifer Morrison says she likes it when “a guy wears a T-shirt, and you can see a little curve of the muscle sticking out. That’s sexy!” Yes, we have to agree. Even though you cant see the “little curve of muscle” sticking out of our T-shirt, we like to think we’re sexy enough to catch House star Jennifer Morrison’s attention. Then again, we are a little delusional when it comes to hot TV stars, so maybe it’s all in our head. But you know what’s not all in our head? Jennifer Morrison looking hot as hell in the latest issue of Men’s Fitness magazine. Check her out, check her outers.

Hey, look, it’s Diora Baird! You probably still don’t know who Diora Baird is, but I’m telling you, there will come a time when this woman becomes really famous. Okay, maybe it’s going to take a while, but I’m telling you, she’s got everything it takes to get really famous in Hollywood. One, she’s gorgeous to look at. Two, she’s got killer eyes. And as to acting talent, look, I haven’t actually seen anything she’s been in, but if Jessica Alba can become world famous by just being pretty, why can’t Diora Baird? That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Anyways, your Monday is courtesy of Diora Baird on her back. Well, in two of the three pics, anyway.

Your weekend send-off is brought to you by Jules Asner, former E! Channel host. You know, before people on the E! Channel deluded themselves into thinking they were “journalists”? Oh yes, the good old days. Anyhoo. Here’s Jules Asner, model turned TV correspondent turned woman of my dreams. You don’t see Jules a lot on TV anymore. I don’t know if she’s even still in the business, but whoever managed to snag this leggy beauty must be one lucky SOB. Anyways, go drink, be merry, and try not to throw up on your co-workers. That’s just uncool.

For some reason, when Olivia Wilde recently appeared in GQ magazine, they made her do weird things with some acrobatic props. Hey, I’m not complaining. It shows off Olivia Wilde’s stretchiness, if you will, and there’s nothing wrong with that. In the interview, Wilde is said to be an ardent Obama supporter (really, who isn’t in Hollywood?) and all-around great human being. Or at least that’s what the article claims. Whatever. The girl is hot, so we’re not going to argue with her. Check out some of her pics, and head over to GQ for more if you’re so inclined. They even have a video of her shoot there.

Who says you have to fight off alien invasions? Okay, so maybe Laura Vandervoort and Morena Baccarin’s characters are actually lizards underneath those human skin of theirs, but whatever, as long as they leave the skin on, it’s all good. Just like the hottie Cylons from Battlestar Galactica, the alien lizards of the new V TV show are definitely good reasons to go along with the whole human subjugation and Earth domination thing. Sure, being slaves will probably suck, but wouldn’t it be worth it? Maybe? Okay, probably not so much, but one can dream. Laura Vandervoort and Morena Baccarin promos for their new show V.

In case you don’t know, Megan Fox is coming out with a new “Transformers” movie this Summer. Why Summer? Because you need to be hot and sweaty to fully appreciate the hot and sweaty hot nature of Megan Fox, that’s why, and don’t you ever forget it. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, Megan Fox is one of the stars of the movie, and here are some promos featuring Megan Fox running away from killer robots. And standing around looking hot. Basically, Megan Fox being Megan Fox, which translates into Megan Fox doing pretty much anything.

Modeling pictures of a pretty girl on Mondays is awesome, isn’t it? Disagree with that last statement at your own risk. Yes, I will come over there, knock on your door, and run away, having left a big bag of poo. Why? Because that’s how I roll, bitches. Anyways, it sure beats waiting for you to come out. You might you know hit me or something. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, here are some bikini modeling pics of the lovely Priscila Monroe. I still don’t know all that much about her, except that she’s a model, and she may or may not be Latina. What do you want, blood? Well tough!