The Random Stuff of Interests Page

The big news out of the porn industry (what, don’t you keep up? I know I do!) is that Jenna Jameson has decided to pluck out her breast implants and go au natural with her 32C size. This is either a really bad idea or a really good idea, but being that Jenna Jameson makes a living showing off those gazongas she calls breasts in adult movies and on her website, I’m going to have to go with the former. Let’s face it, kids; Jenna Jameson didn’t become famous because of her acting talents, if you know what I mean. Then again, it’s not like she’s doing a whole lot of movies nowadays (or so I’ve heard, ahem), so perhaps the implants are no longer really an issue. In any case, thanks for the mammaries, Jenna.

It’s easy to appreciate Alicia Keys. She’s attractive, she’s talented, and she’s developing into a triple threat — singer/songwriter, actress, and model. And apparently she’s also got some modesty, because if I recall, this is as risque as Alicia Keys has ever gotten, and it’s not even all that risque to begin with. But on a slow day with nothing else better to do, why not waste a couple of minutes appreciating a woman like Alicia Keys? As the kids would say, “Dude, she’s, like, totally all that and a bag of chips!” (Funyun chips, of course. What else is there?)

Our Random Foreign Babe of the day is Valerie Zwikker, who hails from Amersfoort, Utrecht, Netherlands, which makes her Dutch. I think. Aren’t people from the Netherlands called Dutch? I’m sure it is. Again, I could probably just Google this and find out for sure, but, um, I’m really lazy today, so this guess will have to do. (Damn my lack of world education!) I believe she’s a TV personality, and hosts a TV show, and just happens to be good enough to show up on the cover and pages of Maxim Magazine. I think it’s the Dutch version of Maxim, if such a thing exists. In any case, cowboy chaps have never looked better than when they slapped it on Valerie Zwikker. (By the way, wouldn’t “Zwikker” make for a cool pseudonym?)

The really annoying and superfluous addition of the “z” in her first name notwithstanding, Canadian actress Alexz Johnson has the makings of a big star. She’s already fronting her own TV show, “Instant Star”, where she plays the winner of a Reality TV Singing Competition (aka American Idol without the American Idol name attached) who now has to deal with her, well, instant fame. Alexz Johnson has already made the jump to movies, with roles in “Final Destination 3″ and “So Weird”. We don’t know what awaits her, but we do know that she needs to get those legs checked out; the girl is looking a little bow-legged if these promos for “Instant Star” are any indication. Still hot, though.

Every now and then one needs to be reminded of a woman’s inherent hotness. Such is the case with Halle Berry, whose recent spate of box office disasters are rather substantial. Here’s a reminder of why Halle Berry was famous before she even won an Oscar for “Monster’s Ball” — simply put, the woman is incredibly gorgeous. Hopefully Halle’s box office fates will improve with “Tunia”, “Class Act”, and “Who is Doris Payne?” Oh who am I kidding. All those movies sound Godawful, and Halle’s box office mishap will most likely continue. Which means I’ll have plenty of opportunity to remind you why you shouldn’t forget about Halle. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.

Say what you will about Michelle Rodriguez — her acting skills are in question, she may be living off that “tough girl” persona way too much, she’s a troublemaker — but then again, isn’t that what we like about her? The last part? Michelle Rodriguez doesn’t play by Hollywood’s rules, and yet they can’t help but continue to hire her, because she does what she does better than anyone else. You want a tough chick to carry an M16 and look good? Michelle Rodriguez is your girl. You want a tough chick to kick zombie ass? Give Michelle Rodriguez a call. And she looks like a million bucks in a two-piece bikini (even if one half of that is covered) to boot, which is just topping on the cake.

It’s been a while since we made another entry into the Random Supermodel of the Day (which sorta defeats the purpose of calling the category “Random Supermodel OF THE DAY”, but I digress), but that’s only because we haven’t found anyone to put in here. But now we have. Her name is Nicole Neumann, and later this month we’ll add her to our Latin Flavor and sorta cheat, but shhhhh — don’t tell anyone. Our girl is an Argentinian supermodel and actress, and if that isn’t enough to get you excited, how about this — she has a sister named Geraldine who is ALSO a supermodel. How you like them apples? (And I hope you love apples…)

Usually my predilection for Michael Jackson Thriller parody videos involve amateurs trying to do the dance, but every now and then I like to throw in a pro. Well, as pro as a college band can be, I suppose, as they’re not really pros, but kinda-pros since they do this for a living. I mean, we’re not talking about prison inmates in Asia or guests at a wedding. Anyhoo, this was filmed By Matthew Fallabel and is the 2005 Halloween Corner Performance With The Penn State Drum Line. Not bad. I kind of like the new flavor of the live instrumentals. But one question: Where the heck is everyone? The stands are practically deserted.

I don’t think Rachel Weisz gets enough credit for being a babe. It could be that she doesn’t show up very often in the tabloids, and when she does do talk show appearances, she always comes across as very shy and reserved, so people just never realize noticed that this is one hot woman. So in an attempt to rectify that great crime against men everywhere, here’s one picture of Rachel Weisz that may or may not make you appreciate her more. That is, you will appreciate her more if you’re a warm-blooded man, and you won’t if you’re gay or not a man, whatever the case may be. Behold and appreciate, scum — Rachel Weisz.

Our entry into the Brit Babe Invasion for today is Big Brother UK’s Jennie Conner, who showed on the cover and pages of Zoo Magazine back in 2006, which seems like a couple of years ago. Well, it was a year ago, actually, but you know what I’m saying, right? Um, anyways. Speaking of the Big Brother program, how awful is this thing? I swear, I’ve seen some pretty bad Reality TV show concepts, but Big Brother is quite possibly the most retarded idea ever put to screen. No wonder they call TV the “Idiot Tube”. You would need to be an idiot to have come up with the idea, and then to actually WATCH it? Argh. Anyways. At least the girls on the show are hot.

My TV viewing habits suck, so I don’t get to see as many shows as I really should (”really” being the fact that I don’t really have a job and all), but when I get to watch “How I met Your Mother” I have really liked it. It’s a very funny show, and Cobie Smulders makes it very watch-worthy, if I may invent a word. Eh, what am I asking you for, I’ll do whatever I want, and that includes inventing words or littering. I’m a bad boy that way, doncha know. Where was I? Oh right. As I was saying, Cobie Smulders is really smothering hot.

The only thing keeping Megan Fox from being the perfect woman, in my opinion, is all those unGodly stupid tattoo quotes she’s got stenciled all across her body. I mean, what is the deal with that? Maybe Megan Fox is going the way of Angelina Jolie, and sporting tattoos everywhere has never hurt Angelina Jolie’s sex appeal. Then again, isn’t a girl who is willing to ruin her skin with ink even sexier? I’ll leave that up to you to decide, not-so-dear readers. Here’s Megan Fox in a recent spread for Arena Magazine. Not as risque as Arena’s usual stuff, but eh, beggars can’t be choosers.

R&B singer Rihanna was recently in Germany for a concert, where she decided to give the audience (and us, of course) a nice view of some impressive cleavage. Like most R&B singers, I still haven’t heard a single son Rihanna has released, mostly because my tastes run along more Alternative Rock, although there was a time where I spent a year listening to country music, and after that, indulged in plenty of hip-hop. Then again, I might have heard Rihanna sing something along the way, I just don’t recall. But, um, where was I? Oh right, Rihanna shows some nice cleavage while in Germany. Those Germans, they get all the good stuff.

Look, kids, it’s a supermodel to add to our Random Supermodel of the Day category, and get this — she’s American! Yes, it’s true, they DO exist! Her name is Frankie Rayder, and she hails from Minneapolis, Minnesota (someone, quick, run over there and see if there are more like her; if I know one thing about supermodels, it’s that if you see one, you can usually find more from the same location — i.e. Brazil). Besides looking so good in a bikini that it hurts, Frankie is married to Michael Balzary, also known as Flea from the band The Red Hot Chili Peppers. No, not the lead singer, one of the other guys. The guitarist, I think, but don’t hold me to it.

Venezuela may have a nut for a dictator at the helm of their country, but they are doing one thing correct: producting ultra hotties like Catherine Fulop, who shows up in this post of ours wearing little more than bra and panties. You know, our favored way of introducing you to the fine women of this thing we call Planet Earth. Catherine Fulop has shown up on the site before, and we have always loved how she’s look. I don’t know what they’re feeding the girls down there in Latin America, but it msut go straight to their, well, you know where, because no other group of people on the face of the planet have better butts than the senoritas from down South. Holy moly, get some Catherine Fulop lingerie pictures and call me in the morning.

You get to be a multiple Olympic Gold Medalist without having the kind of body that screams to be shown off in magazines such as Self or, perhaps, Playboy. Such is the life of Amanda Beard, who is still in her early ’20s, and still has a ways to go before “retirement” even enters her lexicon. Who knew that the tall, awkward skinny girl from the Australian Summer Olympics would grow up to be a tall, not-so-awkward and hot girl? I did! I did! Well, okay, I probably didn’t know, but if anyone asks you, just say I did know all along, and go with it. (The check’s in the mail, as it were.) Anyhoo. Here’s Amanda Beard in Self Magazine, showing off her incredible self. Very, very nice. Good luck in Beijing, Amanda!

Wasn’t it just yesterday (or the day before) when we were all thinking dirty thoughts about Heroes star Hayden Panettiere and feeling a little guilty about it? After all, she was still just 17 back then, and there was something not quite right with ogling that wonderful body. But behold — Hayden Panettiere has turned 18 years old! So you know what that means, boys, no more jailbait! And of course, ogling Hayden Panettiere is no longer quite as creepy as before. Well, okay, it’s still a little bit creepy, but it’s not quite AS creepy as it was yesterday. And really, isn’t feeling a little LESS creepy worth it? Oh, you dirty old men you…

In the new ABC show “The Women’s Murder Club”, a homicide detective, a medical examiner, a newspaper reporter and a young assistant district attorney work together to solve homicide investigations in San Francisco. The whole thing is based on a series of books by James Patterson, and here are some promos for the show. The lead is obviously Angie Harmon as the cop (she’s tough and hot, so I’ll buy it), but I have no idea who the other girls (Laura Harris, Paula Newsome, and Aubrey Dollar) plays. I’m guessing Harris is the reporter and Dollar is the D.A., with Newsome as the M.E. It sounds like an interesting show, but basically I’ll watch anything for my daily dose of Angie Harmon. I hope it’s good, though.

Is this the best soccer goal kick ever? Possibly. It’s pretty damn impressive, that’s for sure, especially considering the distance of the boy being served the the scorer. But what I’d like to know is who is the total dumbass standing in front of the goal, and what the heck is he supposed to be doing besides standing there like a slack-jawed yokel (and even that is insulting slack-jawed yokels everywhere) when the ball was being served? I don’t know if this is the case of a fantastic goal or the case of a really, really, REALLY bad goalie. I mean we’re talking about a live game here. This isn’t practice or kids goofing around. Dude, what were you doing, fantasizing about Angelina Jolie???

Filipina actress Angel Locsin was recently voted the second sexiest woman in the world right behind Angelina Jolie by FHM magazine, and I’ve never even heard of her. Well we’re going to change that now. Besides being one of the most famous faces in the Philippines, Angel Locsin was recently caught up in a sex tape scandal that turned out false. Well, okay, it was a tape of someone who looks like her having sex, but it wasn’t her. Instead, it was a Thai adult actress name Natt Chanapa, who has since been arrested by the Thai Government. I guess no one in Thai has sex; or if they do, they can’t tape it. Watch out, Pamela Anderson! But back to Angel Locsin and why she’s ranked second behind Angelina Jolie. I mean, okay, she’s cute, but come on, there has to be hotter girls in the Philippines, right? Eh, I could be wrong.