Today’s Brit Babe Invasion entry is Natasha Hamilton, who is one of the members of the Brit pop girls group Atomic Kitten. The group hails from Liverpool, and is composed of Liz “Lil” McClarnon, Natasha “Tash” Hamilton, and Jenny Frost, and are not to be confused with the Girls Aloud, well, girls. Some of their hit songs include “Right Now,” “Whole Again,” “Eternal Flame,” “The Tide Is High,” and “Ladies Night”, but nevermind all that music mumbo jumbo. Right now we’re only concerned with Natasha Hamilton, and how good she looks in a two-piece bikini. See, this is how we should all be introduced to all attractive girls — in a wet bikini. Oh, if only I ruled the world…
I have still to hear a single song by R&B babe Cassie Ventura, but that’s not going to stop me from enjoying the woman as the uber hottie that she is. Which reminds me, I really gotta go to the record store and buy some CDs. I mean, damn, it’s been ages since I’ve even gone to the record stores. Do they even have record stores? What do they call it now, CD stores? Since, you know, they don’t sell records anymore? Um, where was I? Oh right, here’s Cassie Ventura in Complex Magazine showing off that fine, fine, FINE body in a variety of swimswear. Did I mention that Cassie is mighty fine? Oh right, I did. Nevermind.
Like most of our Latin Flavor entries, I don’t know all that much about Victoria Vanucci, an Argentinian model/actress, but mostly gorgeous bikini model. She’s been in Playboy (sorry, no pictures of that here, boys), and has graced the cover and pages of Maxim Magazine. And as those of you who resides in Latin America knows, their version of Maxim are a lot more risque then our American versions. Basically, they’ll show T&A in bushels, while we’ll be lucky if we get a celebrity in the magazine that shows SOME skin. Yes, it’s that ridiculous. But where was I? Oh right, here’s Victoria Vanucci doing what she does best, and what she does best is look great in a bikini.
I’m not sure what kind of audience a post-Disney Channel Hilary Duff is getting nowadays, but if her new leggy persona is any indication, then young Miss Duff must be attracting an all new kind of audience. And by which I mean men who really love girls who likes to show off their nice legs, because let’s face it, Hilary Duff and short-shorts are quickly becoming synonymous. Here’s a recent concert appearance by Hilary. I’m not sure what song she’s singing her, but it’s probably the hit off her new album, “With Love”, which has a very nice synth poppy sound. Hey, I’m not ashame to admit it, that song is on my playlist, and I’m proud of it, dammit! (Just don’t tell anyone, okay?)
Every day is a good day to post lingerie pictures of Russian supermodel Irina Sheik (aka Irina Shayk), so I guess today is a pretty good day to post lingerie pictures of Irina Sheik. Hey, you know what this reminds me of? One of those SAT questions. You know, kitten is to cat, as puppy is to dog. Stuff like that. Um, okay, so maybe it’s nothing like that at all. What are you complaining about? I’m posting pictures of a half-naked Russian beauty with a great body. You should be sending me money, not complaining. God, you guys suck. Where was I? Oh right, it’s a Irina Sheik lingerie special posting!
Ladies and gentlemen (but mostly the gentlemen in the audience), it is true: Jessica Biel has said that she will have some nude scenes in her upcoming new movie called “Powder Blue”. Or at least that’s what my daily viewing of G4’s “Attack of the Show” tells me, and it’s never led me astray before. Well, except for that time when they promised me Olivia Munn would show up at my basement for a nightcap and she never did. I’m still mad about that. But I digress. In “Powder Blue”, Jessica will play a stripper who has to strip to earn money to take care of terminally ill son. Unlike a lot of previous Hollywood “strippers” (*cough*Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba*cough*), Jessica’s stripper will ACTUALLY strip onscreen. Wow, and here I thought Hollywood was single-handedly trying to kill the stripping industry with their strippers who don’t actually strip.
As was the case with Shakira, I don’t speak a lick of Spanish, but I’m willing to buy Paula DeAnda’s CDs and take a listen, especially since she’s what the kids would call “really, really hot”. Hotchie Motchie! Latin Flavor explosion! Ahem. Although she’s of Mexican descent, Paula DeAnda is all American, having been born in San Angelo, Texas. (Woot woot! A hot Texan in the house!) Paula is currently signed to Arista Records by no other than the legendary Clive Davis himself, and she’s
I don’t know a whole lot about Alexandra Polzin, but she sure is one hot tamale, and I’m pretty sure she isn’t even Latin or Spanish. (Wait, are those the same things? Oh whatever.) In any case, Alexandra Polzin is our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, and she’s quite the babe. I don’t speak any foreign language, but from what I can gather on the web, Alexandra seems to be a German celebrity. Possibility a TV personality or actress, since IMDB.com has her listed as the host of the German version of “Big Brother”. I think it’s the German version. Look, it’s all Greek to me, guys.
“The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” child star Tatyana Ali (remember her? She played Ashley Banks?) is all grown up, and she wants you to know all about it. Which explains these very sexy pictures of her, although I don’t know what the mirror has to do with anything. Perhaps something artsy fartsy, as if to say, “This is how Tatyana Ali sees herself now?” Or something like that. Does it matter? Although you probably don’t know it, but Tatyana Ali has been working steadily since growing up and moving past “Fresh Prince”, making her and Will Smith the only two people from the show who are still working. (Although I think the fat guy works every now and then…)
I would place Cat Deeley in the Brit Babe Invasion category, because technically she is British, she is a babe, and she is invading America with her hotness. But since she’s basically living here now, and hosting the FOX hit dance show “So You Think You Can Dance”, we’re going to call her a British expatriate and go from there. In any case, here’s a recent photoshoot where Cat Deeley shows off her assets, and by that I mean those long, long, oh dear God they are long legs. Just in time, too, because I’m still trying to get the image of Cat in an unGodly ugly dress on the season finale of “So You Think You Can Dance” out of my mind. This will do just fine, thank you very much.
I don’t know what it is about Josie Maran, but I just find her so terribly appealing. I don’t know, maybe it’s that girl-next-door face (if, you know, the girl living next door to you have supermodel good looks), or maybe it’s the gorgeous body, but — um, okay, so yeah, it’s the body and the face. What else is there? Well, there’s personality, I suppose, but since I don’t know anything about Josie Maran, I’m just going to have to go with the great body and the great face and leave it at that. And oh yeah, here’s Josie Maran shilling for Bebe, which I believe sells shoes. Or clothes. Or maybe cheese?
Never heard of actress Sameera Reddy? Don’t worry, it’s not your fault. Unless you’re one of the 20 billion Indians who watches Bollywood movie, or one of the dozen or so non-Indians who watches them (we are, truly, a miserable lot), then you have no idea who Sameera Reddy is, and that’s perfectly understandable. She’s a former model who decided to turn her good looks and delicious curves into helping her get on the big screen, where she made her debut in the movie “Aahista” by Pankaj Udhas. At the moment, Sameera’s greatest claim to fame seems to be performing a kissing scene in her movie “Musafir”, a no-no in Bollywood and Indian culture. She has since become a sex symbol, and if the Indian Fundamentalists don’t get to her first, we’d like to invite her to our basement for our own kissing scene, if you know what I mean.
Asian supermodel Jarah Mariano looks good in a leopard-themed lingerie. Then again, maybe it’s just the fact that Jarah Mariano is wearing very little except bra and panties that’s really doing it for me. And of course by “doing it” I mean I am hopelessly in love — again. After all, you don’t get to be the product of a Hawaiian, Korean, and Chinese mixing and not come out looking slammin’ hot. And if the woman herself doesn’t get you all afluttered, how about this little FYI: she has a puppy, and its name is Slayer. Yes, Slayer. I think I’m in love… (again…)
Oh come on, admit it, the title of this post borders on genius. Sexual innuendo mixed in with the facts of the case? That Roselyn Sanchez is standing in front of a blue wall wearing blue? I’m telling you, if you people would admit my genius and tell me about it more, I wouldn’t have to continually pat myself on the back. Heck, my hand is getting tired from all the patting! But I digress. In case you forgot, here’s a reminder that Puerto Rico’s greatest import, Roselyn Sanchez, is mucho caliente. Which, if my Spanish is correct, means she’s got a nice figure. Wait, what? Exactly.

21 August 2007
Atomic Kitten, Brit Babe of the Day, Celebrities in Bikinis, Natasha Hamilton