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Today’s Brit Babe Invasion entry is Natasha Hamilton, who is one of the members of the Brit pop girls group Atomic Kitten. The group hails from Liverpool, and is composed of Liz “Lil” McClarnon, Natasha “Tash” Hamilton, and Jenny Frost, and are not to be confused with the Girls Aloud, well, girls. Some of their hit songs include “Right Now,” “Whole Again,” “Eternal Flame,” “The Tide Is High,” and “Ladies Night”, but nevermind all that music mumbo jumbo. Right now we’re only concerned with Natasha Hamilton, and how good she looks in a two-piece bikini. See, this is how we should all be introduced to all attractive girls — in a wet bikini. Oh, if only I ruled the world…

I have still to hear a single song by R&B babe Cassie Ventura, but that’s not going to stop me from enjoying the woman as the uber hottie that she is. Which reminds me, I really gotta go to the record store and buy some CDs. I mean, damn, it’s been ages since I’ve even gone to the record stores. Do they even have record stores? What do they call it now, CD stores? Since, you know, they don’t sell records anymore? Um, where was I? Oh right, here’s Cassie Ventura in Complex Magazine showing off that fine, fine, FINE body in a variety of swimswear. Did I mention that Cassie is mighty fine? Oh right, I did. Nevermind.

Like most of our Latin Flavor entries, I don’t know all that much about Victoria Vanucci, an Argentinian model/actress, but mostly gorgeous bikini model. She’s been in Playboy (sorry, no pictures of that here, boys), and has graced the cover and pages of Maxim Magazine. And as those of you who resides in Latin America knows, their version of Maxim are a lot more risque then our American versions. Basically, they’ll show T&A in bushels, while we’ll be lucky if we get a celebrity in the magazine that shows SOME skin. Yes, it’s that ridiculous. But where was I? Oh right, here’s Victoria Vanucci doing what she does best, and what she does best is look great in a bikini.

I’m not sure what kind of audience a post-Disney Channel Hilary Duff is getting nowadays, but if her new leggy persona is any indication, then young Miss Duff must be attracting an all new kind of audience. And by which I mean men who really love girls who likes to show off their nice legs, because let’s face it, Hilary Duff and short-shorts are quickly becoming synonymous. Here’s a recent concert appearance by Hilary. I’m not sure what song she’s singing her, but it’s probably the hit off her new album, “With Love”, which has a very nice synth poppy sound. Hey, I’m not ashame to admit it, that song is on my playlist, and I’m proud of it, dammit! (Just don’t tell anyone, okay?)

Every day is a good day to post lingerie pictures of Russian supermodel Irina Sheik (aka Irina Shayk), so I guess today is a pretty good day to post lingerie pictures of Irina Sheik. Hey, you know what this reminds me of? One of those SAT questions. You know, kitten is to cat, as puppy is to dog. Stuff like that. Um, okay, so maybe it’s nothing like that at all. What are you complaining about? I’m posting pictures of a half-naked Russian beauty with a great body. You should be sending me money, not complaining. God, you guys suck. Where was I? Oh right, it’s a Irina Sheik lingerie special posting!

Apparently both the producers of ABC’s “Lost” and NBC’s “Heroes” were after Kristen Bell to join their show after her own show, “Veronica Mars” got canned by the CW or the WB or whatever the hell it’s called. According to published reports, Kristen has decided on a multi-episode stint on the second season of “Heroes” instead of flying to Hawaii and getting “lost” on an island filled with crazy bitches and monsters and whatnot. Hey, who can blame her. Although I don’t know about turning down Hawaii for L.A., but maybe that’s just me. Bell’s character on “Heroes” will be a girl name “Elle”, and chances are she’ll have powers, too. Can I recommend the producers give Kristen Bell the power to morph whatever clothes she’s wearing into a two-piece bikini? Because, you know, she looks good in that. See below for evidence.

Are you ready for the “House” Season 4 premiere? No? What are you, a fraggin’ idiot? “House” is, bar none, one of the best show on TV, and I don’t even like medical shows. But “House” isn’t a medical show, it’s a character show in the guise of a medical show. Get all that? Good. Questions need to be ask with Season 4, such as: is Foreman really leaving the staff because he doesn’t want to be like House, or is there something more? And is Cameron and Chase really gone for good? And who are the new lifebloods that will be added to the show, and how long will they last? And perhaps more importantly, they better not get rid of Jennifer Morrison as Cameron! I love Hugh Laurie and all, but damn, if this show loses Jennifer, I’m gone. Well, okay, maybe not, but I’ll THINK about it…

Ladies and gentlemen (but mostly the gentlemen in the audience), it is true: Jessica Biel has said that she will have some nude scenes in her upcoming new movie called “Powder Blue”. Or at least that’s what my daily viewing of G4’s “Attack of the Show” tells me, and it’s never led me astray before. Well, except for that time when they promised me Olivia Munn would show up at my basement for a nightcap and she never did. I’m still mad about that. But I digress. In “Powder Blue”, Jessica will play a stripper who has to strip to earn money to take care of terminally ill son. Unlike a lot of previous Hollywood “strippers” (*cough*Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba*cough*), Jessica’s stripper will ACTUALLY strip onscreen. Wow, and here I thought Hollywood was single-handedly trying to kill the stripping industry with their strippers who don’t actually strip.

As was the case with Shakira, I don’t speak a lick of Spanish, but I’m willing to buy Paula DeAnda’s CDs and take a listen, especially since she’s what the kids would call “really, really hot”. Hotchie Motchie! Latin Flavor explosion! Ahem. Although she’s of Mexican descent, Paula DeAnda is all American, having been born in San Angelo, Texas. (Woot woot! A hot Texan in the house!) Paula is currently signed to Arista Records by no other than the legendary Clive Davis himself, and she’s worked with notables like Natalie, Baby Bash, Sean Garrett, Ne-Yo, and producers Happy Perez, Mike Aguirre, and Stargate. Take a listen to her latest single, “Easy”, which is getting mucho airplay.

I don’t know a whole lot about Alexandra Polzin, but she sure is one hot tamale, and I’m pretty sure she isn’t even Latin or Spanish. (Wait, are those the same things? Oh whatever.) In any case, Alexandra Polzin is our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, and she’s quite the babe. I don’t speak any foreign language, but from what I can gather on the web, Alexandra seems to be a German celebrity. Possibility a TV personality or actress, since IMDB.com has her listed as the host of the German version of “Big Brother”. I think it’s the German version. Look, it’s all Greek to me, guys.

“The Fresh Prince of Bel Air” child star Tatyana Ali (remember her? She played Ashley Banks?) is all grown up, and she wants you to know all about it. Which explains these very sexy pictures of her, although I don’t know what the mirror has to do with anything. Perhaps something artsy fartsy, as if to say, “This is how Tatyana Ali sees herself now?” Or something like that. Does it matter? Although you probably don’t know it, but Tatyana Ali has been working steadily since growing up and moving past “Fresh Prince”, making her and Will Smith the only two people from the show who are still working. (Although I think the fat guy works every now and then…)

I would place Cat Deeley in the Brit Babe Invasion category, because technically she is British, she is a babe, and she is invading America with her hotness. But since she’s basically living here now, and hosting the FOX hit dance show “So You Think You Can Dance”, we’re going to call her a British expatriate and go from there. In any case, here’s a recent photoshoot where Cat Deeley shows off her assets, and by that I mean those long, long, oh dear God they are long legs. Just in time, too, because I’m still trying to get the image of Cat in an unGodly ugly dress on the season finale of “So You Think You Can Dance” out of my mind. This will do just fine, thank you very much.

I don’t know what it is about Josie Maran, but I just find her so terribly appealing. I don’t know, maybe it’s that girl-next-door face (if, you know, the girl living next door to you have supermodel good looks), or maybe it’s the gorgeous body, but — um, okay, so yeah, it’s the body and the face. What else is there? Well, there’s personality, I suppose, but since I don’t know anything about Josie Maran, I’m just going to have to go with the great body and the great face and leave it at that. And oh yeah, here’s Josie Maran shilling for Bebe, which I believe sells shoes. Or clothes. Or maybe cheese?

Never heard of actress Sameera Reddy? Don’t worry, it’s not your fault. Unless you’re one of the 20 billion Indians who watches Bollywood movie, or one of the dozen or so non-Indians who watches them (we are, truly, a miserable lot), then you have no idea who Sameera Reddy is, and that’s perfectly understandable. She’s a former model who decided to turn her good looks and delicious curves into helping her get on the big screen, where she made her debut in the movie “Aahista” by Pankaj Udhas. At the moment, Sameera’s greatest claim to fame seems to be performing a kissing scene in her movie “Musafir”, a no-no in Bollywood and Indian culture. She has since become a sex symbol, and if the Indian Fundamentalists don’t get to her first, we’d like to invite her to our basement for our own kissing scene, if you know what I mean.

In case you didn’t know, “Heroes” star Hayden Panettiere will soon be seen in the August 23rd issue of FHM Magazine. We’re not sure how “revealing” these photos will be, and we can only hope for the best, since bikini pictures of Hayden Panettiere has promised quite an eyeful. Then again, Hayden is still 17 (or is she 18 now?), so her parents may have something to say about her doing a too-revealing photoshoot. Like Hilary Duff before her, Hayden Panettiere is starting to grow up, and in today’s Hollywood, that seems to mean showing up in one of the men’s magazines like Maxim or Stuff. Why Hayden Panettiere chose FHM is a mystery, but we sure are looking forward to seeing it, that’s for sure.

Before you even ask, let me just say that I absolutely have no idea about the context behind these pictures of former porn queen (does she even still do adult movies?) Jenna Jameson on the beach in a two-piece bikini posing very oddly for the camera. And yes, she is looking very, very skinny. I don’t keep up with Jenna Jameson’s life or anything, but as I recall, she has admitted to having a eating disorder (or maybe I’m wrong and she never did, I can’t be sure, don’t take my word for it, no one does), and wow, skin and bones, man. I’m not sure if those inflated boobs can even support that skeletal frame anymore. But oddly enough, I am still super aroused. Hmm…

Asian supermodel Jarah Mariano looks good in a leopard-themed lingerie. Then again, maybe it’s just the fact that Jarah Mariano is wearing very little except bra and panties that’s really doing it for me. And of course by “doing it” I mean I am hopelessly in love — again. After all, you don’t get to be the product of a Hawaiian, Korean, and Chinese mixing and not come out looking slammin’ hot. And if the woman herself doesn’t get you all afluttered, how about this little FYI: she has a puppy, and its name is Slayer. Yes, Slayer. I think I’m in love… (again…)

Oh come on, admit it, the title of this post borders on genius. Sexual innuendo mixed in with the facts of the case? That Roselyn Sanchez is standing in front of a blue wall wearing blue? I’m telling you, if you people would admit my genius and tell me about it more, I wouldn’t have to continually pat myself on the back. Heck, my hand is getting tired from all the patting! But I digress. In case you forgot, here’s a reminder that Puerto Rico’s greatest import, Roselyn Sanchez, is mucho caliente. Which, if my Spanish is correct, means she’s got a nice figure. Wait, what? Exactly.

Remember all those stories from a few years ago about how President Bush’s daughters, Jenna and Barbara were partying it up something awful? Well that was apparently then and this is now, because 25-year old Jenna has gotten engaged to 29-year old Henry Hager of Virginia. From the AP: “The two have been dating for several years, and Hager is often seen at Jenna Bush’s side at Bush family functions and formal events, such as a White House dinner in November 2005 in honor of Britain’s Prince Charles and his wife, Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall.” Your turn, Barbara!

This has got to be one of the funnier things I’ve ever seen. So there’s a boxing match between, from the looks of it, two lightweights (small dudes). They go in for a clinch, so the ref, a giant, hulking dude, literally throws one of the boxers into the corner and gives him a slap across the headgear. The boxer doesn’t like that and shoves the ref back, and then it’s on! The ref grabs the small boxer guy and starts wailing on him! I mean, come on, this is kind of ridiculous. You go in for a fight and you end up having to fight the ref, too? Hilarious!