Never heard of actress Sameera Reddy? Don’t worry, it’s not your fault. Unless you’re one of the 20 billion Indians who watches Bollywood movie, or one of the dozen or so non-Indians who watches them (we are, truly, a miserable lot), then you have no idea who Sameera Reddy is, and that’s perfectly understandable. She’s a former model who decided to turn her good looks and delicious curves into helping her get on the big screen, where she made her debut in the movie “Aahista” by Pankaj Udhas. At the moment, Sameera’s greatest claim to fame seems to be performing a kissing scene in her movie “Musafir”, a no-no in Bollywood and Indian culture. She has since become a sex symbol, and if the Indian Fundamentalists don’t get to her first, we’d like to invite her to our basement for our own kissing scene, if you know what I mean.
Asian supermodel Jarah Mariano looks good in a leopard-themed lingerie. Then again, maybe it’s just the fact that Jarah Mariano is wearing very little except bra and panties that’s really doing it for me. And of course by “doing it” I mean I am hopelessly in love — again. After all, you don’t get to be the product of a Hawaiian, Korean, and Chinese mixing and not come out looking slammin’ hot. And if the woman herself doesn’t get you all afluttered, how about this little FYI: she has a puppy, and its name is Slayer. Yes, Slayer. I think I’m in love… (again…)
Oh come on, admit it, the title of this post borders on genius. Sexual innuendo mixed in with the facts of the case? That Roselyn Sanchez is standing in front of a blue wall wearing blue? I’m telling you, if you people would admit my genius and tell me about it more, I wouldn’t have to continually pat myself on the back. Heck, my hand is getting tired from all the patting! But I digress. In case you forgot, here’s a reminder that Puerto Rico’s greatest import, Roselyn Sanchez, is mucho caliente. Which, if my Spanish is correct, means she’s got a nice figure. Wait, what? Exactly.
I know what you’re thinking: “Oh joy, it’s another entry into the Random Foreign Babe of the Day, and he’s going to make up shit about the girl again.” Um, okay, so you guys know me very well. Her name is Eva Horvath, and I don’t know butkus about her. IMDB.com has a couple of people listed under that name, and my buds at Wikipedia are curiously mute on the subject of one Eva Horvath. All I know is that Eva Horvath is one super duper babelicious babe, and the way she’s working these two-piece bikini? (Not to mention the body glitter?) I’m going to assume you guys have given me a pass on background info on Eva Horvath, and will be satisfied with ogling the stupendous pictures of a stupendously fabulous woman.
I’m feeling very lazy today, so I’m just going to let Wikipedia do all the work for me. To wit, here’s Natalie Dormer’s entry in the online dictionary: “Natalie Dormer (born 1982 in Reading, Berkshire, England) is an English actress. She trained at the Webber Douglas Academy of Dramatic Art in London. She is also a member of the London Fencing Academy. She starred as Victoria in Casanova. On the basis of her performance, Natalie landed a three movie deal with Disney Touchstone and had her role in Casanova expanded. Natalie is currently portraying Anne Boleyn in Showtime’s original series The Tudors.” Got that? Good. And oh yeah, she looks good in green.
You knew it would happen sooner or later — and now it appears to be sooner. Nicole Scherzinger is going solo. Basically, the only reason why anyone still cares about the Pussycat Dolls (they actually have a TV show auditioning new members, by the way), Nicole Scherzinger going solo is like Justin Timberlake dumping ‘N’Sync for a solo career. That group is effectively D.O.A. Trust me, they can throw as many half-naked girls they want into the group, but without the uber hotness of Nicole Scherzinger fronting them, the Pussycat Dolls are kaput. So in honor of Nicole’s going solo (look out for her album, “Her Name Is Nicole” very soon), here are some fresh promo images of her going out into the world alone.
Andrea Roth is a first generation Scotch-Dutch Canadian actress and one of the stars of the FX Channel’s “Rescue Me” TV series. Basically, Denis Leary, the show’s producer and star, finds the hottest girls he can find and casts them as his girlfriend on the show. This means he gets to make out with them all the time. I’m telling you, being a famous producer/actor/comedian rocks. In any case, besides “Rescue Me”, you can see Andrea Roth in the upcoming movie “War” with Jet Li and Jason Statham. The two tough guys star as tough guys who, you know, do what tough guys do, which is beat the living crap out of each other. Andrea Roth fits in there somewhere, we’re sure of it.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock (and if you are, GET OUT OF IT NOW!!) then you might have heard that Ivanka Trump is back in Stuff Magazine. I think she was in Stuff a few issues back, but don’t hold me to it. Yes, I know, I could probably find out by googling it, but I’m just too lazy. In any case, why do you want me to do the work? Just accept it as fact and move on to ogling these hot pictures of Ivanka Trump in the latest issue of Stuff Magazine. Yes, you have my permission to run out and grab yourself a copy at the newsstands. Or if you’re lazy, I guess you could just order a copy from Amazon.com or subscribe to the magazine. Lazy bums.
Hamburg, Germany resident Collien Fernandes is German, but the name makes you think Spaniard, or Italian. Personally, everytime I run across a German woman who isn’t tall, blonde, and has blue or green eyes, I’m always confused. It’s entirely my fault, of course, and has nothing to do with Germans as people. I’m sure they’re all lovely. In fact, if I ever meet a German in real life, I’d like to invite her to lunch and I’ll even pay. Okay, I’ll even split the check. I ain’t payin’ for no one, German or not. Where was I? Oh right. Here’s a completely random dose of Collien Fernandes. She’s got a body to die for. Mind you, not that I’d kill anyone for a woman’s body, but you know, if I had to…
It’s been a while since we’ve heard from, and made a post for, British singer/actress/model Rachel Stevens. It’s been so long that I can’t even remember when was the last time I made a post specifically for her. So it’s time to change that, and here’s Rachel Stevens in a recent issue of FHM UK, the USA version having folded. That’s just fine with me, because for some reason, the British girls that ends up on FHM UK are always hotter than their Stateside counterparts. Sorry, USA girls, but the lads mags were created by God to showcase hot British girls, and Rachel Stevens certainly qualifies for that title.
Ooooh lala, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is French actress Marion Cotillard, who has been in some high-profile films, including Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s “A Very Long Engagement” and Ridley Scott’s recent “A Good Year” across from Russell Crowe. She’s famous as all heck in France and Europe, but most people wouldn’t recognize her on the streets in the States. Okay, that’s not true. Pretty much EVERYONE wouldn’t recognize her on the streets in the States. Which is too bad for them, because Marion Cotillard is deserving of being noticed. She is, as the kids would say, frakkin’ hot.
Former model and now actress Amber Smith is the star of the show “Sin City Diaries”, which is described by IMDB.com as: “Sin City Diaries will follow concierge expert Angelica (played by actress and super model Amber Smith, LA Confidential – American Beauty.) From her high-rise office overlooking the Strip, Casino Owners rely heavily upon her to make their high rollers happy. As she helps clients live out their deepest fantasies in this playground and paradise we all know and love as Sin City.” I’ve never even heard of the show until I saw Amber Smith, and now after hearing the show’s premise, I really, really want to see it. For purely research purposes, of course. Ahem.
Four foot eleven inches girls aren’t supposed to looks as hot as Katie Downes does, but God bless her she certainly does. And apparently those 30Ds that she’s carrying around like lethal weapons are au natural, which I don’t buy, but hey, I’m not gonna argue. If Katie Downes says her breasts are real, then by God they must be real. And if not — does it matter? I think not. Although Katie’s cameo in “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” didn’t translate into an actual movie career, we can only hope. Why don’t those guys at Page 3 make movies, too? I think you can guess what kind of movies I’d like to see…

20 August 2007
Sameera Reddy