The Random Stuff of Interests Page

I know what you’re thinking: “Oh joy, it’s another entry into the Random Foreign Babe of the Day, and he’s going to make up shit about the girl again.” Um, okay, so you guys know me very well. Her name is Eva Horvath, and I don’t know butkus about her. IMDB.com has a couple of people listed under that name, and my buds at Wikipedia are curiously mute on the subject of one Eva Horvath. All I know is that Eva Horvath is one super duper babelicious babe, and the way she’s working these two-piece bikini? (Not to mention the body glitter?) I’m going to assume you guys have given me a pass on background info on Eva Horvath, and will be satisfied with ogling the stupendous pictures of a stupendously fabulous woman.

I’m feeling very lazy today, so I’m just going to let Wikipedia do all the work for me. To wit, here’s Natalie Dormer’s entry in the online dictionary: “Natalie Dormer (born 1982 in Reading, Berkshire, England) is an English actress. She trained at the Webber Douglas Academy of Dramatic Art in London. She is also a member of the London Fencing Academy. She starred as Victoria in Casanova. On the basis of her performance, Natalie landed a three movie deal with Disney Touchstone and had her role in Casanova expanded. Natalie is currently portraying Anne Boleyn in Showtime’s original series The Tudors.” Got that? Good. And oh yeah, she looks good in green.

You knew it would happen sooner or later — and now it appears to be sooner. Nicole Scherzinger is going solo. Basically, the only reason why anyone still cares about the Pussycat Dolls (they actually have a TV show auditioning new members, by the way), Nicole Scherzinger going solo is like Justin Timberlake dumping ‘N’Sync for a solo career. That group is effectively D.O.A. Trust me, they can throw as many half-naked girls they want into the group, but without the uber hotness of Nicole Scherzinger fronting them, the Pussycat Dolls are kaput. So in honor of Nicole’s going solo (look out for her album, “Her Name Is Nicole” very soon), here are some fresh promo images of her going out into the world alone.

Andrea Roth is a first generation Scotch-Dutch Canadian actress and one of the stars of the FX Channel’s “Rescue Me” TV series. Basically, Denis Leary, the show’s producer and star, finds the hottest girls he can find and casts them as his girlfriend on the show. This means he gets to make out with them all the time. I’m telling you, being a famous producer/actor/comedian rocks. In any case, besides “Rescue Me”, you can see Andrea Roth in the upcoming movie “War” with Jet Li and Jason Statham. The two tough guys star as tough guys who, you know, do what tough guys do, which is beat the living crap out of each other. Andrea Roth fits in there somewhere, we’re sure of it.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock (and if you are, GET OUT OF IT NOW!!) then you might have heard that Ivanka Trump is back in Stuff Magazine. I think she was in Stuff a few issues back, but don’t hold me to it. Yes, I know, I could probably find out by googling it, but I’m just too lazy. In any case, why do you want me to do the work? Just accept it as fact and move on to ogling these hot pictures of Ivanka Trump in the latest issue of Stuff Magazine. Yes, you have my permission to run out and grab yourself a copy at the newsstands. Or if you’re lazy, I guess you could just order a copy from Amazon.com or subscribe to the magazine. Lazy bums.

Hamburg, Germany resident Collien Fernandes is German, but the name makes you think Spaniard, or Italian. Personally, everytime I run across a German woman who isn’t tall, blonde, and has blue or green eyes, I’m always confused. It’s entirely my fault, of course, and has nothing to do with Germans as people. I’m sure they’re all lovely. In fact, if I ever meet a German in real life, I’d like to invite her to lunch and I’ll even pay. Okay, I’ll even split the check. I ain’t payin’ for no one, German or not. Where was I? Oh right. Here’s a completely random dose of Collien Fernandes. She’s got a body to die for. Mind you, not that I’d kill anyone for a woman’s body, but you know, if I had to…

To be perfectly honest with you I don’t know if choosing Heidi Klum to be the model for your Jordache ads was such a good idea. Heidi is known for her curvaceous hips, but not her butt. Jordache jeans don’t look all that good on Heidi Klum as a result, although this ad for Jordache certainly looks good, but that might just be because Heidi Klum doesn’t happen to have anything ELSE on besides the jeans. Then again, Heidi is a supermodel, and how many supermodels do you know that have the ass to pull off making jeans look good? Precisely. By the way, what’s the deal with the whip? Is she getting ready to ride a horse or beat up her boyfriend? I’m hoping for the latter…

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from, and made a post for, British singer/actress/model Rachel Stevens. It’s been so long that I can’t even remember when was the last time I made a post specifically for her. So it’s time to change that, and here’s Rachel Stevens in a recent issue of FHM UK, the USA version having folded. That’s just fine with me, because for some reason, the British girls that ends up on FHM UK are always hotter than their Stateside counterparts. Sorry, USA girls, but the lads mags were created by God to showcase hot British girls, and Rachel Stevens certainly qualifies for that title.

Susie Feldman is the wife of Corey Feldman, one of the stars of the A&E faux “Reality” TV show “The Two Coreys”. Basically, the premise of the show is that, for some unfathomable reason, Corey Haim moves into the Feldman’s house in order to get his career back on track. As you’ll recall, Corey and Corey were famous teen stars from the ’80s and somewhat into the ’90s, but they both kind of disappeared since then. The show is incredibly fake, of course, with the two guys just basically making crap up as they go. But there is one reason to watch the show: Corey Feldman’s wife, Susie Feldman, is UnGodly Hot. In one episode, she does a photoshoot for Stuff Magazine. The issue itself isn’t out yet, but here’s a clip from that photoshoot. I’m telling you, Corey Feldman married UUUUUUUUUUUP.

FOX’s new show “K-Ville” is definitely of the hit or miss variety. It’s either going to be a moderate hit or a complete failure. I don’t have very much faith for the show’s future, although I do hope it does well, if only because it stars a couple of my favorite actors, Anthony Anderson, who is funny as hell, and Cole Hauser, who is cool as hell. The show’s token babe is Tawny Cypress, formerly of “Heroes” before she got killed off (shot to death!). The show is based in Louisiana, and “K-Ville” stands for “Katrina Ville”, as the show will be post-Katrina. I don’t know if it’ll work, but let’s hope it does. The cast is just too killer for it not to make it. Some promos from the show.

Ooooh lala, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is French actress Marion Cotillard, who has been in some high-profile films, including Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s “A Very Long Engagement” and Ridley Scott’s recent “A Good Year” across from Russell Crowe. She’s famous as all heck in France and Europe, but most people wouldn’t recognize her on the streets in the States. Okay, that’s not true. Pretty much EVERYONE wouldn’t recognize her on the streets in the States. Which is too bad for them, because Marion Cotillard is deserving of being noticed. She is, as the kids would say, frakkin’ hot.

Former model and now actress Amber Smith is the star of the show “Sin City Diaries”, which is described by IMDB.com as: “Sin City Diaries will follow concierge expert Angelica (played by actress and super model Amber Smith, LA Confidential – American Beauty.) From her high-rise office overlooking the Strip, Casino Owners rely heavily upon her to make their high rollers happy. As she helps clients live out their deepest fantasies in this playground and paradise we all know and love as Sin City.” I’ve never even heard of the show until I saw Amber Smith, and now after hearing the show’s premise, I really, really want to see it. For purely research purposes, of course. Ahem.

Four foot eleven inches girls aren’t supposed to looks as hot as Katie Downes does, but God bless her she certainly does. And apparently those 30Ds that she’s carrying around like lethal weapons are au natural, which I don’t buy, but hey, I’m not gonna argue. If Katie Downes says her breasts are real, then by God they must be real. And if not — does it matter? I think not. Although Katie’s cameo in “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo” didn’t translate into an actual movie career, we can only hope. Why don’t those guys at Page 3 make movies, too? I think you can guess what kind of movies I’d like to see…

Jemma and Jodie Kidd are sisters. Really, really hot looking sisters. Blonde, to boot. Little sister Jodie Kidd is a model and actress, who got turned down for the female lead in “Mission Impossible 2″ because she was way too tall; Jodie stands 6′1″, while Tom Cruise stands 5′7″ on a good day. The role, in case you didn’t know, went to Thandie Newton, who has since blown up in the world of cinema because of the role. Big sister Jemma Kidd (now known as Jemma Wellesley) isn’t doing so bad, either. She’s gotten married to royalty, and is now officially the Countess of Mornington, which basically means she gets to, um, call herself “Countess of Mornington” and stuff. Which basically means the two sisters’ hotness just went up 10-times.

The movie “Cloud Nine” was about an old dude played by Burt Reynolds who gets together a bunch of really hot and fit chicks to play volleyball to save the local rec center. Or maybe not. I’m not sure about that last part, I’m just going by movie cliches here, and it’s usually to save something or rather. In any case, one of the women Burt recruits is Champagne, played by Kenya Moore, who needless to say, looks SLAMMIN’ in a red bikini. Haven’t seen much from Kenya, although she did have a part in the Lindsay Lohan disaster “I Know Who Killed Me”, but if you say that movie, well, you’re probably the only one. Here’s more of Kenya, gratuitous bikini pictures included.

The thing about preseason games is, they don’t mean anything. The scores are purely cosmetic. But they mean EVERYTHING to the guys trying to make the team. Which probably explains why former Florida International linebacker Antwan Barnes, playing for the Baltimore Ravens, put a vicious cheap shot at Philadelphia Eagles punter Sav Rocca, who had just delivered a booming 65 yard punt from the end of his own endzone. Basically, an amazing feat. So while Rocca is jogging off the field, Barnes comes at him from behind and delivers a helmet-to-helmet blow to Rocca, basically flattening him. It was an obvious cheap shot, and what’s more, very dangerous. There is a reason why the NFL fines you out of the ass for hitting someone with your helmet — those thing are heavy and tough and they can shatter bone. Here’s the video of the cheap shot, and I love the commentary by the guys in the booth. Right on.

In case you haven’t heard, the Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker movie “Rush Hour 3″, the third installment in their “let’s do jokes while kicking ass around the world” franchise, kicked some ass at the box office over the weekend. While Chan’s crazy stunts and Tucker’s crazy mouth gets all the credit, having two smoking hot babes in your movie doesn’t hurt. The two babes in question is French model/singer Noemie Lenoir and rising Chinese actress Jingchu Zhang. I haven’t seen the movie myself, but I plan to the first chance I get. Which basically means when it hits DVD because, you know, I don’t have $50 to drop on a trip to the movies. How much does popcorn cost nowadays, a $20 spot?

In the new comedy “Superbad”, three high school geeks (or losers, if you will) try to get chicks before their graduation. It’s basically an ’80s high school screwball sex comedy transplanted to the year 2007. The trailer is a riot, but unfortunately it doesn’t have Rachel Melvin as one of its stars. Although Rachel is here at the premiere of the comedy, she’s not actually in the movie. Now I guess all we’ll have to do look forward to is riotously funny comedy. Hmm, okay, that’s not such a bad trade-off, then. Although I still think they should have given Rachel Melvin a role. Then again, I’m just partial to pretty girls.

So who is happy that CBS renewed “Jericho” for a second season despite having cancelled it once already? Me me me! Because let’s face it, when you have a TV show to do, you don’t have to worry about going on TV auditions, which allows you to run to the beach whenever you can and slap on a hot looking bikini. Which is what Ashley Scott, one of the stars of “Jericho”, did this Summer. With her show guaranteed a full second year, our girl showed off a rockin’ body in a two-piece. Did I tell you how much I love summer? Because I really, really love summer. God bless you, Summer!

There is no way you can tell me that you already knew Olesya Rulin would clean up this good from teen movies like “High School Musical”, where she plays the movie’s nerdy composer. And don’t get your panties into a bunch; although she looks young, Russian-born Olesya Rulin is actually twenty-one years old, though I suspect the youth-looking face helps to get roles. But don’t think Olesya is in love with her Disney work; she was a sexy siren in the horror sequel “Urban Legend: Bloody Mary”, and you gotta figure that something called “Vampire Chicks with Chainsaws” has to be as un-Disney as any movie can get. Catch her later this year in “The Dance” and “Forever Strong”. She’s one busy gal.