The Random Stuff of Interests Page

In case you haven’t heard, Heidi Klum and Marisa Miller are Victoria’s Secrets new “It” girls. Or at least, they’re wearing T-shirts that says they’re Victoria’s Secrets’ “It” girls. Very, very tight white T-shirts, I might add, but then you probably have that figured out. We’re talking about two smoking hot supermodels at the top of their game; of COURSE they’re going to be wearing clothes that are at least two sizes too small. Here are the two girls at a Victoria’s Secret booth (in a mall, one presumes) promoting the latest line of bras. Too bad they aren’t trying it on for the press. Wouldn’t THAT be fun? Yes, yes, it would be. And they look like they could be sisters, too. Ooooh, fantasy alert, boys! Fantasy material alert!

Wow, does Merry Miller actually speak English, or is she reading her teleprompter phonetically? I swear, I have never seen an anchorperson do such a poor job with an interview. Poor Holly Hunter. Here she is, an Academy Award winning actress, who has done some great works in her life, and all she’s trying to do is promote her new TV show “Saving Grace”, and she has to come face to face with this bumbling blonde who can’t even read the teleprompter without stumbling all over words like “Hello”, “Hi”, and, yup, ABC. Merry Miller actually MIS-IDENTIFIES HER OWN NETWORK at the end of the video segment! Truetruetrue, indeed!

Some random bits about Michelle Hunziker, seen her in a swimsuit at the beach, via Wikipedia: She’s a Swiss actress, model and a famous personality on Italian and German television. She was born in Sorengo (Lugano), in the southern, Italian speaking part of Switzerland. After having hosted the Swiss show Cinderella, Hunziker was discovered by German TV producers. In 2007, Michelle Hunziker co-hosted with Pippo Baudo the most popular Italian show, the Festival di Sanremo. And oh yeah, she looks really, really good in a bathing suit. Too bad it’s a full swimsuit. A bikini would have been so much better, and then I could have titled this post, “Michelle Hunziker Bikini Pictures”. Oh, what could have been…

Don’t you love a girl in her skivvies? I know I do, and I’m not even sure if “skivvies” is an actual word. I think it is, since I heard them use it on TV once, and when they can use it on TV, you know it has to be true. Am I right or am I right? In any case, here’s British actress Tina O’Brien, who is so smoking hot in her skivvies that she has just forced me to use a word I’m not sure is even a legitimate word about a half dozen times. Now that’s hot, baby! (Now where did I put my copy of Webster’s dictionary…)

Hey look, kids, it’s bikini pictures of Kristin Cavallari! And here I thought the former “Laguna Beach” hottie had been abducted by UFOs or something, since we have hardly heard from her lately. Then again, I’m sure it’s hard to compete for superfluous attention from the paparazzi when Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, and Lindsay Lohan are trying to kill Californians on the highways using their cars as weapons. And I suspect Kristin Cavallari, despite her rich girl pedigree, is not stupid enough to indulge in drugs and boozing, thus perhaps keeping her from doing something outrageous to attract the attention of the cameras. Good for her, I say. She still looks good, too.

In case you missed Katharine McPhee on Leno last night (or was it two nights ago? My math sucks so much), she was on and she performed, and it rocked the house. Here’s a picture of Katharine doing her thing. Tell me watching a girl practically doing down on a microphone stand isn’t sexy. Really, Katharine McPhee will end up being the most famous American Idol non-winner of them all. Heck, I’m willing to bet that in time, she’ll even surpass all the winners. Watch out, Kelly and that other girl and those guys, Katharine McPhee is a’comin’ for ya!

I must admit, the last time I saw a batch of Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures, I wasn’t all that impressed. I’m sorry, but I just expected more. (Is it too much for me to expect perfection in my female celebrities?) But I have to admit, these latest batch of Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures are quite fantastic. Maybe I was expecting too much that time, or Ashley wasn’t quite herself, but she sure has made up for it with these new batch. And let me just say, I’m sorry I doubted you, Ashley. You are SMOKING.

All the girls are making appearances in lads magazines lately. The latest addition to the TV babe turned magazine spread hottie is Heroes’ own Hayden Panettiere. You just know this was on its way, even before it was on its way. Here’s one picture from the upcoming spread, to be seen in FHM UK’s October issue, which will be released for your perusal pleasure on August 23rd. Since it’s FHM UK I’m guessing you’ll just have to order your issue from overseas, since I’m not sure you can find one in the States. Or can you? Anyways, here’s the released picture to tease the audience about what’s to come. Sly move, FHM, very sly move!

The strangest news of the week has to be the one where onscreen tough guy (and midget) Joe Pesci has gotten engaged to statuesque ex-model turned actress Angie Everhart, who is, like, 6-feet tall to Joe Pesci’s, like, 5-feet tall. But you know where people are going wrong here? I don’t think they are really getting married MARRIED, if you know what I mean. I think this is just a prelude to a Reality TV show. Think about it: neither one of them has any semblance of a movie career, so what better way to get notice than to get “engaged” and use it to launch a Reality TV show? Mark my words, guys, I’m calling it now! It’s all a farce to get a Reality TV show! Plus, Joe Pesci is short and old, while Angie Everhart is tall and really hot. I mean, come on, guys, see through the lies!!!!!

Now I don’t know if this is the funniest commercial ever (I forgot what product it’s selling, but does it even matter?), but it’s pretty close. So this guy pulls up to this girl’s house for a date. She climbs in, and before he can circle the car and get in himself, she lets rip a loud fart to get it out of the way. When the date climbs in, he smells it, and then introduces her to — BUM DA DUM BA DUMMMMM!!! — his two friends, sitting in the backseat. The girl didn’t notice them before she let one rip! Funniest commercial ever? Maybe…

Summer Glau’s new show, “The Sarah Connor Chronicles” won’t come out until 2008, but when it does, Summer Glau will be a hell of a lot more famous than she currently is. She already is pretty famous now, if the reception she got on the “Sarah Connor” panel at Comic Con was any indication. She’s a genre favorite, having survived Joss Whedon’s cancelled “Firefly” show, and she’s shown she can stretch her muscles, with roles in the military drama “The Unit” and others. She’s back to genre fare in “Sarah Connor”, and she plays a killer Terminator to boot. Don’t worry, it’s a GOOD Terminator. Summer Glau is soooo good at being soooo hot.

I seem to recall that Shannyn Sossamon was supposed to be one of those new wave of “next big thing” actresses, but for some reason it just never panned out. It’s not like Hollywood didn’t give her plenty of reasons to wedge her way into America’s hearts, with major roles in major movies like “A Knight’s Tale”, “40 Days and 40 Nights”, and “The Order”. But it just never happened, and America never bit. Who knows why? Shannyn Sossamon is certainly pretty enough, and she seems to be talented enough, but it just never, well, happened. Her latest is the American remake of the Japanese horror film “One Missed Call”, but I don’t have much hope for this one, either. But Shannyn Sossamon? We think she’s still pretty hot.

More Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures, because you guys seemed to love the last batch so much. I’m nothing if I’m not responsive to my fans, and by “fans” I mean the three people living in their mom’s basement who for some reason or another keeps emailing me pictures of Underdog in his boxers. I mean come on, guys, Underdog??? But I digress. Here are more Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures. She was in San Diego over the weekend for Comic Con, so I’m assuming she just slipped on the two-piece and ran off to the beach with some lucky dude. Lucky ass dude.

Now I’m not saying that I’ll tune into the latest “Smallville” season just because the producers got desperate and introduced a hot blonde who likes to fly around Smallville with barely any clothes on, but I am saying — wait, yeah, I am saying I’ll do just that, and for just that reason. Look, it’s no surprise why they’re introducing the very hot Laura Vandervoort as the new Supergirl now. “Smallville” is getting a little long in the tooth. For God’s sake, how long can they convince us that Clark Kent can still stay on that farm? How old is Tom Welling now, 55? Seriously, though, they can only squeeze that whole Clark-Lana-Lex thing until it starts to get stale, and it’s STINKING up the joint now. So why not introduce Laura Vandervoort as Supergirl? I’ll certainly tune in to see the introduction episode.

Actor Christopher Walken cooks a chicken, and calls it “Chicken with Pears”. Then he uploads it to YouTube. Or someone uploads it to YouTube. Except the clip isn’t labeled as having Christopher Walken in it, but if you look at the clip, it’s clearly Walken. If you didn’t know who Christopher Walken was, you’d probably see the clip and think, “This dude is cooking a chicken. So?” Well, it IS Christopher Walken, and it’s unendingly fascinating. Why? Because it’s Christopher Walken and only Christopher Walken would think of making a video of himself cooking a chicken with pears. It’s Crhistopher Frakkin’ Walken COOKING WITH PEARS.

Now think about this: Britney Spears on a stripper pole. It conjures up some pretty decent images, right? But then you have to consider that this is POST-K-Fed Britney. You know, post-bald head Britney. The “Oops I Did it Again” Britney is gone and dead, folks, buried for all time. What we’re left with, then, is the same Britney Spears who destroyed an OK photoshoot and has been known to, as my nephew would say, “chunk it up” something fierce. For her latest music video, Britney Spears is required to wear very skimpy (i.e. skanky) fishnet stockings and black leather and grind against a pole. Now seriously, what could POSSIBLY not be sexy about that? Um, judge for yourself…

Not content to piss of gays when they “ungay” a character on their hit show “Heroes”, the fine folks over at NBC has “un-deaf” a character on their new, upcoming sci-fi show “The Bionic Woman” with Michelle Ryan. Now, instead of the lead character’s bratty little sister being a deaf Goth, she’ll instead be a NOT deaf computer hacker played by Lucy Hale. Hey, I don’t mind the change at all. I’ve seen previews of the pilot and clips with the deaf sister, and talk about annoying. I know it’s all about the “teen angst” but come on, there’s only so much we the audience can take!

Angelina Jolie moments are a dime a dozen. Hell, if I had a dime for every Angelina Jolie moment, I would be a millionaire. Then again, I should be shot for using such a cliche. But I digress. Here’s one of Angelina Jolie’s best moments — getting wet for a photoshoot. I don’t know why they decided to use water, or why Angelina Jolie is sticking out her tongue like she’s ready to lick something really, really tasty, but it just is, and this Angelina Jolie Wet Moment is brought to you by the fine folks at Sheeps R Us. Sheeps R Us, where we sell good sheeps, or bust.

In her day job as a member of the now-defunct (but reuniting) Spice Girls, Melanie “Mel B.” Brown goes by the moniker of “Scary Spice”, but let me tell you, there is NOTHING scary about that cleavage she’s sporting. Besides having the misfortune of carrying Eddie Murphy’s love child to fruition, Mel B. is a noted bi-sexual, and is quoted as saying, “people can call me lesbian, bisexual or heterosexual, but I know who’s in my bed and that’s it – I have a huge libido and a great sex life.” You go, girl! (And keep showing that cleavage. Holy cow. You know what’s “scary” about Mel B.? That she’s THIS hot and I never noticed. Shame on me!)

Who is Carolina Pampita Ardohain and dear God why does she look so righteous in a two-piece bikini? That’s like asking, “What’s this sun you speak off, and why is it so blasted hot?” Carolina Pampita Ardohain + hot bikini = you don’t say? Because, well, you don’t have to say it, it just speaks for itself. Don’t forget to catch Carolina on “S.Q.P.”, where she plays the pivotal role of … Carolina Pampita Ardohain. And she does it so well, too! I’ve seen good actresses, but no one does Carolina Pampita Ardohain better than Carolina Pampita Ardohain. Um, yeah. I am blathering, so what of it?