The Random Stuff of Interests Page

All the girls are making appearances in lads magazines lately. The latest addition to the TV babe turned magazine spread hottie is Heroes’ own Hayden Panettiere. You just know this was on its way, even before it was on its way. Here’s one picture from the upcoming spread, to be seen in FHM UK’s October issue, which will be released for your perusal pleasure on August 23rd. Since it’s FHM UK I’m guessing you’ll just have to order your issue from overseas, since I’m not sure you can find one in the States. Or can you? Anyways, here’s the released picture to tease the audience about what’s to come. Sly move, FHM, very sly move!

The strangest news of the week has to be the one where onscreen tough guy (and midget) Joe Pesci has gotten engaged to statuesque ex-model turned actress Angie Everhart, who is, like, 6-feet tall to Joe Pesci’s, like, 5-feet tall. But you know where people are going wrong here? I don’t think they are really getting married MARRIED, if you know what I mean. I think this is just a prelude to a Reality TV show. Think about it: neither one of them has any semblance of a movie career, so what better way to get notice than to get “engaged” and use it to launch a Reality TV show? Mark my words, guys, I’m calling it now! It’s all a farce to get a Reality TV show! Plus, Joe Pesci is short and old, while Angie Everhart is tall and really hot. I mean, come on, guys, see through the lies!!!!!

Now I don’t know if this is the funniest commercial ever (I forgot what product it’s selling, but does it even matter?), but it’s pretty close. So this guy pulls up to this girl’s house for a date. She climbs in, and before he can circle the car and get in himself, she lets rip a loud fart to get it out of the way. When the date climbs in, he smells it, and then introduces her to — BUM DA DUM BA DUMMMMM!!! — his two friends, sitting in the backseat. The girl didn’t notice them before she let one rip! Funniest commercial ever? Maybe…

Summer Glau’s new show, “The Sarah Connor Chronicles” won’t come out until 2008, but when it does, Summer Glau will be a hell of a lot more famous than she currently is. She already is pretty famous now, if the reception she got on the “Sarah Connor” panel at Comic Con was any indication. She’s a genre favorite, having survived Joss Whedon’s cancelled “Firefly” show, and she’s shown she can stretch her muscles, with roles in the military drama “The Unit” and others. She’s back to genre fare in “Sarah Connor”, and she plays a killer Terminator to boot. Don’t worry, it’s a GOOD Terminator. Summer Glau is soooo good at being soooo hot.

I seem to recall that Shannyn Sossamon was supposed to be one of those new wave of “next big thing” actresses, but for some reason it just never panned out. It’s not like Hollywood didn’t give her plenty of reasons to wedge her way into America’s hearts, with major roles in major movies like “A Knight’s Tale”, “40 Days and 40 Nights”, and “The Order”. But it just never happened, and America never bit. Who knows why? Shannyn Sossamon is certainly pretty enough, and she seems to be talented enough, but it just never, well, happened. Her latest is the American remake of the Japanese horror film “One Missed Call”, but I don’t have much hope for this one, either. But Shannyn Sossamon? We think she’s still pretty hot.

More Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures, because you guys seemed to love the last batch so much. I’m nothing if I’m not responsive to my fans, and by “fans” I mean the three people living in their mom’s basement who for some reason or another keeps emailing me pictures of Underdog in his boxers. I mean come on, guys, Underdog??? But I digress. Here are more Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures. She was in San Diego over the weekend for Comic Con, so I’m assuming she just slipped on the two-piece and ran off to the beach with some lucky dude. Lucky ass dude.

Now I’m not saying that I’ll tune into the latest “Smallville” season just because the producers got desperate and introduced a hot blonde who likes to fly around Smallville with barely any clothes on, but I am saying — wait, yeah, I am saying I’ll do just that, and for just that reason. Look, it’s no surprise why they’re introducing the very hot Laura Vandervoort as the new Supergirl now. “Smallville” is getting a little long in the tooth. For God’s sake, how long can they convince us that Clark Kent can still stay on that farm? How old is Tom Welling now, 55? Seriously, though, they can only squeeze that whole Clark-Lana-Lex thing until it starts to get stale, and it’s STINKING up the joint now. So why not introduce Laura Vandervoort as Supergirl? I’ll certainly tune in to see the introduction episode.

Actor Christopher Walken cooks a chicken, and calls it “Chicken with Pears”. Then he uploads it to YouTube. Or someone uploads it to YouTube. Except the clip isn’t labeled as having Christopher Walken in it, but if you look at the clip, it’s clearly Walken. If you didn’t know who Christopher Walken was, you’d probably see the clip and think, “This dude is cooking a chicken. So?” Well, it IS Christopher Walken, and it’s unendingly fascinating. Why? Because it’s Christopher Walken and only Christopher Walken would think of making a video of himself cooking a chicken with pears. It’s Crhistopher Frakkin’ Walken COOKING WITH PEARS.

Now think about this: Britney Spears on a stripper pole. It conjures up some pretty decent images, right? But then you have to consider that this is POST-K-Fed Britney. You know, post-bald head Britney. The “Oops I Did it Again” Britney is gone and dead, folks, buried for all time. What we’re left with, then, is the same Britney Spears who destroyed an OK photoshoot and has been known to, as my nephew would say, “chunk it up” something fierce. For her latest music video, Britney Spears is required to wear very skimpy (i.e. skanky) fishnet stockings and black leather and grind against a pole. Now seriously, what could POSSIBLY not be sexy about that? Um, judge for yourself…

Not content to piss of gays when they “ungay” a character on their hit show “Heroes”, the fine folks over at NBC has “un-deaf” a character on their new, upcoming sci-fi show “The Bionic Woman” with Michelle Ryan. Now, instead of the lead character’s bratty little sister being a deaf Goth, she’ll instead be a NOT deaf computer hacker played by Lucy Hale. Hey, I don’t mind the change at all. I’ve seen previews of the pilot and clips with the deaf sister, and talk about annoying. I know it’s all about the “teen angst” but come on, there’s only so much we the audience can take!

Angelina Jolie moments are a dime a dozen. Hell, if I had a dime for every Angelina Jolie moment, I would be a millionaire. Then again, I should be shot for using such a cliche. But I digress. Here’s one of Angelina Jolie’s best moments — getting wet for a photoshoot. I don’t know why they decided to use water, or why Angelina Jolie is sticking out her tongue like she’s ready to lick something really, really tasty, but it just is, and this Angelina Jolie Wet Moment is brought to you by the fine folks at Sheeps R Us. Sheeps R Us, where we sell good sheeps, or bust.

In her day job as a member of the now-defunct (but reuniting) Spice Girls, Melanie “Mel B.” Brown goes by the moniker of “Scary Spice”, but let me tell you, there is NOTHING scary about that cleavage she’s sporting. Besides having the misfortune of carrying Eddie Murphy’s love child to fruition, Mel B. is a noted bi-sexual, and is quoted as saying, “people can call me lesbian, bisexual or heterosexual, but I know who’s in my bed and that’s it – I have a huge libido and a great sex life.” You go, girl! (And keep showing that cleavage. Holy cow. You know what’s “scary” about Mel B.? That she’s THIS hot and I never noticed. Shame on me!)

Who is Carolina Pampita Ardohain and dear God why does she look so righteous in a two-piece bikini? That’s like asking, “What’s this sun you speak off, and why is it so blasted hot?” Carolina Pampita Ardohain + hot bikini = you don’t say? Because, well, you don’t have to say it, it just speaks for itself. Don’t forget to catch Carolina on “S.Q.P.”, where she plays the pivotal role of … Carolina Pampita Ardohain. And she does it so well, too! I’ve seen good actresses, but no one does Carolina Pampita Ardohain better than Carolina Pampita Ardohain. Um, yeah. I am blathering, so what of it?

You may have heard something about it: Country music’s she’s-all-grown-up-now darling LeAnn Rimes recently made a splash on the cover and in the pages of Shape Magazine, wearing nothing but a two-piece bikini. I especially like the American flag theme for the bikini. Somehow, LeAnn Rimes + America = It all make sense. In the article, LeAnn reveals her tips for staying in shape (apparently it’s all about the yoga), or more correctly, how to look drop dead gorgeous. Let’s face it, country music folks aren’t supposed to look this fit, or at least, I’ve never seen one that was. In any case, here are the rest of those pictures of LeAnn Rimes in Shape Magazine.

I will admit it, I’ve been down on Kirsten Dunst lately. She hasn’t exactly looked good in anything she’s been in, and I’m talking everything from movies to just everyday life. She just seems to be going down faster than Britney Spears’ sanity. But I’ll grant her this, Kirsten Dunst is looking pretty damn good here. The legs, the seductive poses, the legs — did I mention the legs? I love women with long legs, I think you can figure that out from my obsession with Stacy Keibler. (Speaking of which, haven’t seen a lot of Stacy lately…) But I digress. Here’s Kirsten Dunst trying to get back her sex appeal. It’s working…

This is, bar none, my favorite scene from FOX’s “Family Guy”. In it, Brian (the family’s talking dog) has borrowed money from Stewie (the family’s talking baby), and now Stewie has come to collect. It starts out perfectly fine, with Brian just finishing taking a show (yes, the family dog takes showers), when he’s confronted by Stewie, who asks him for the money. Brian says he doesn’t have it, and that’s when the pain starts. The beating seems to go on forever and it’s INSANELY FUNNY. You gotta see this.

I like Pete Sampras. I don’t like a whole lot about tennis (again, that whole “everyone must be quiet” when they serve the ball is retarded), but I like how Sampras played the game. He was a talented and tough SOB and he really just went out there and DID it without fanfare. That works for me. I appreciate that in a professional. Sure, most people liked Agassi and blah blah blah, but give me the substance instead of the flash any day. The 35-year-old Sampras was recently inducted into the Tennis Hall of Fame, which is a given, but the more impressive accomplishment? He nabbed a hot wife in actress Bridgette Wilson, a blond bombshell if there ever was one. I got first serve at Mrs. Pete Sampras!

You know what they were saying about the LPGA’s only player with sex appeal? (Annika Sorenstam comes close, but I need to see more of her (if you know what I mean) before I can safely say that.) They were calling her the “Anna Kournikova” of golf, meaning of course that she has the looks (and the bikini pictures) but not the titles. Well kiss that label goodbye, suckas. Last Saturday Golfer Natalie Gulbis beat out South Korea’s Jang Jeong to win the hardware at the the Evian Masters, her first major win as well as the biggest purse on the European Tour. Basically, the hot girl who golfs actually CAN golf!

Is Danielle Peck the next country music superstar? If looks were the indicator of such things, I’d say Yes. But since it’s not, and I haven’t heard her sing before, well, we’ll just have to wait and see. But country music sure can use a major injection of sex appeal. The last time someone turned heads while singing country songs was Faith Hill, and it’s been a looooooong time since her introduction to the world. Sure, there’s Carrie Underwood, but isn’t she more “cute pretty” than hot? I’m not saying Danielle Peck has what it takes to pick up Faith Hill’s reign of hotness, but I’m willing to give her a chance. Damn, I haven’t been this interested in country music in a while. Now where did I put those old Tanya Tucker CDs…

It sure doesn’t suck to be Reggie Bush. The former USC running back blasted onto the NFL with the New Orleans after those idiots in Houston took Mario Williams at #1 instead of him, and did to pros just what he has been doing to college athletes — he ran rings around them. And now word is that Reggie Bush is putting it to big booty and bodacious socialite Kim Kardashian, who has yet to meet a famous black dude she didn’t want to cozy that big booty up to. (Did I mention that Kim Dardashian has a really juicy big booty?) Is there any doubt that Bush will be even better in his second NFL career? If this guy doesn’t end up in the Superbowl sooner or later, I’m going to eat my leather shoe, and it tastes really, really awful.