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Your Weekend Send-off for the week is brought to you by the Australian model Jessica Gomes. Yes, she actually is Australian. Albeit one of Singaporean Chinese and Portuguese descent. If you ever wondered what someone with Singaporean Chinese and Portuguese blood in them looks like, point them to Jessica Gomes. Granted, they might not look nearly as good as Gomes, but let’s face it, when you grow up with a name like Gomes, you better be pretty hot, or all the boys will be writing your name in the snow with pee. What, boys still do that, right? Anyways, some Jessica Gomes to get you started on what is sure to be a miserable, unfulfilling weekend. You’re welcome.

Tori Praver is a model, and she’s the hot girl in the Arby’s cheeseburger commercial. You know, the one where schlub is sitting on a bench eating an Arby’s cheeseburger, when this totally hot blonde shows up and starts walking toward him, and he thinks she’s looking at someone else, but it turns out it’s all him? She then gives him her phone number on a sheet of paper, only his hands are so greasy from the cheeseburger he smears her number. Great commercial. Took me forever to figure out who the girl in it was, but I’ve since learned it’s Tori Praver. Check out the commercial below.

If Australian hottie Anna Torv is still not a known name in your household yet, a second season of her Fox show Fringe should just about do it. And if it still doesn’t, well, then your household just watches crappy TV shows. Anna Torv is the star of Fringe, one of those X-Files type shows, except where it took Gillian Anderson a few years to grow on me, Anna Torv pretty much did it from the first episode. I dunno, there’s just something so sexy about her. No wonder Abrams cast her out of thousands of girls. Dude knows a star in the making when he sees one. And so do we.

If you didn’t fall in love with Maura Tierney during her Newsradio days, then you don’t have a pulse. Either that, or you’re a chick or you’re gay. Note, I didn’t say fall in lust with Maura Tierney, I said fall in love. Because Maura’s character on the show, Lisa Miller, wasn’t the kind of girl you fell in lust with. You sort of looked at her like the pretty girl next door who grew up to be the hottie you always thought she would be. Anyways, Maura’s gone on to do tons of other work since Newsradio, but to me, she’ll always be pretty girl next door Lisa Miller. Anyways, someone snapped pics of her in jeans, and yup, the girl next door has gotten way better looking than I remember her. Hot, even.

Silly nerds and your delusional fantasies.

So, did Danica Patrick finally win a race? I don’t know, and I don’t really care. I do know that Danica Patrick keeps showing off the body in those Godaddy.com ads and in magazines like this latest appearance in Shape magazine. She’s wearing a bikini, of course, which is a must for every celebrity show shows up on the cover. Inside the magazine, you get Danica Patrick’s daily exercise routine, which apparently involves playing around with a yellow ball. Huh, that’s all it takes to look that good? Damn, and here I am going to the gym. Stupid gym.

Here’s Daniela Hantuchova displaying her amazing ability to fill out a bikini like it’s going out of style. I’m telling ya, them Hollywood starlets could take some lessons from the likes of Daniela Hantuchova and their work-out regime. Of course I’m assuming they work out because they have to play sports for a living, and it doesn’t pay to look like a fat slob when you’re an athlete. Of course, unless you’re Charles Barkley or you hit a small white ball with a big wooden bat on that diamond thing. Whatchamacallit, baseball or other. Anyways, here are two quick looks at Daniela Hantuchova in a bikini. Me likey very muchy.

Chances are Monica Bellucci will still look this good when she turns 60, but just in case she doesn’t, there are always pictures like these to remind us what a gorgeous, fine-looking thing she was back in her heyday. No idea about the context for these pics, and chances are I’ve already posted them before years ago, but whatever, these are so good they deserve to be post again. And if you don’t agree with that, go to hell. Go to hell and die.

Leighton Meester is one of the stars of that show about girls and how they like to talk gossip with each other. Or something to that effect. In any case, it’s one of those teen shows on the CW where no one over 15 years old actually watches, or if you do, then you’re probably a little lame and should be tarred and feathered. But hey, maybe I’m being overly critical, seeing as how Leighton Meester is one of the stars, and she looks pretty darn good. Here’s Leighton at the beach showing off a not-entirely-bad body in a bikini. Maybe I should start watching Gossip Girl…

Moon Bloodgood is one of the stars of the upcoming “Terminator Salvation” movie, where a small band of human survivors battle the evil machines for control of the planet. Moon Bloodgood is one of the resistance fighters. I believe she wears a lot more clothes in the movie than she’s wearing in this shoot for the latest issue of Maxim magazine. Then again, if the girl looks this good in her undies and bra, maybe the machines will think twice about shooting her. But I digress. Word is, the movie has a Moon Bloodgood topless scene that has been cut. We’re guessing it’ll show up on the DVD to get all the pervs (you know, like you and me?) to buy it. Sold!

There’s not a whole lot of things about Mondays to get all excited about, but here’s one: once you get to work, quickly log onto our site and gawk at these fine, fine pictures of lingerie model Daniela Cosio. Okay, so maybe you’re already logged on and gawking at said pictures if you’re reading this, so you probably didn’t do it because I told you so. Um, okay, now I’ve just confused myself. See, I’m deep that way, and don’t you forget it. Anyhoo, here is more of Daniela Cosio in those nice, frilly lingerie that all the boys go crazy over. And of course by all the boys I mean anyone with a penis.

The last we heard, Gisele Bundchen had gotten hitched to Tom Brady of the New England Patriots. Or maybe they’re just engaged. I would do some research to bring you the facts, but what the hell is this, Wikipedia? Go type in Gisele Bundchen and get your own facts, dammit. Anyhoo. So here’s Gisele Bundchen somewhere doing something in a very nice, revealing dress. She’s such a nice gal this Gisele Bundchen that she even leans over to let the photographers snap some pics of her fine, very very fine Brazilian cleavage. Thank you, Gisele Bundchen’s cleavage! Now go home and get drunk, ya bums. The weekend is here!

Hayden Panettiere usually looks pretty good if she’s standing by herself. She loses a little something when she’s standing next to other people, mostly because, well, ol Hayden’s a little on the short side. As in, kinda midget-y. But you know what Hayden Panettiere isn’t short on? Pure hotness. Here’s the blonde tornado in Instyle UK magazine, showing off some of the rack her momma gave her. FYI: Did you hear that Hayden’s TV show Heroes has been renewed for a fourth season? Let’s all pray for a return to the cheerleader outfit. Me likey cheerleader outfit.

Quite possibly Denise Richards’ best acting job. Ever.

Giant Effin’ Robots are Back! And oh yeah, Megan Fox makes me wanna buy a motorcycle.

I’m not sure what Miss Australia Laura Dundovic is doing on this fashion runway in a bikini, it’s probably for charity or something, but I’m not gonna be complaining too loudly about it. In fact, I won’t complain at all, cause I’m just naturally supportive of hot women who like to dress up in a bikini and walk around in high heels. I’m pretty sure I’m a feminist and shit. Anyhoo, here’s Miss Australia Laura Dundovic walking up and down a long plank. In the old days this would mean a death sentence ala those pirates, but today, it’s $10,000 a night. Oh, how times have changed.

Okay, she’s less frolicking as she’s just posing for the camera on the beach. But hey, she’s posing very sexily (I believe that’s proper usage of sexy) on the beach and looking very hot. What more could you ask for? Okay, a million bucks would be nice, but we can’t always get what we want. Why, I remember when I was a kid and I really wanted this groovy Transformers toy, but I didn’t get it on Christmas, and I was devastated. See, if I hadn’t wanted it that badly, I wouldn’t have been crushed when I didn’t get it. Thus ends today’s life lesson. Now enjoy some wet Julie Henderson at the beach in a swimsuit.

Our Lingerie Model of the Day is Czech Republic model Linda Vojtova, a former Elite Model Look winner who has burrowed her way into our hearts and minds (but mostly our loins) as a hell of a gorgeous lingerie model. Models always have great bodies, but I gotta say, Linda Vojtova has one hell of a great body. I would like to tell you more about her besides the fact that she’s a looker, but I just don’t know anything more about her, and in any case, what are you, gay? Who cares about her bio. Check out the girl and thank me later.

It’s funny, cause it’s true.

Who knew that after fifty kids, Kelly Ripa would still look like a million bucks? Nah, forget about a million bucks, I’d pay a gazillion bucks for that body. Mind you, I wouldn’t know what to do with the body, but I would definitely know what to do with the woman. I’m talking about making her make me cake, of course. I hear Kelly Ripa is a very good baker. When she’s not at the pool parading around in a two-piece bikini, that is. Kelly Ripa is 39 years old, but she has the body an 18-year old would kill for. At least, the 18-year olds I know. Mind you, not that I spend a lot of time with 18-year olds. Ahem. What was I saying? Oh right, Kelly Ripa bikini pictures. MILF-licious!