The Random Stuff of Interests Page

In last night’s episode of House, Lisa Edelstein’s character Lisa Cuddy finally gets it on with House after a long four years (how long has the show been on again?) of will they, won’t they stuff. Hey, I just noticed that Lisa Edelstein’s character on House has the same last name as her. Wow, isn’t that weird? I guess that sort of makes all those bloopers where someone accidentally calls her by her real name during shooting obsolete, huh? Anyways, where was I? Oh right. Here’s Lisa Edelstein, Lisa Cuddy on House, in FHM magazine looking all undoctor like. Well, she was never much of a doctor on the show, but we never saw her like this, either. Yowsers.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is German’s Monica Ivancan, who according or IMDB.com (and they’re never wrong, or so I hear), is of Slowenian-Croatian descent and came to fame when she appeared as the bachelorette on Germany’s version of “The Bachelorette”. You know, that’s the show where a girl gets to pick from a bunch of guys, and in the meantime she makes out with them? It’s sorta like what the guys do on “The Bachelor”, except with chicks. Other than that, I haven’t a clue what Monica Ivancan does for a living, though I suspect she’s a model. Or at least, someone who looks very good in lingerie, cause there sure were a lot of pics of her in lingerie around these her Interwebs.

I think I’ve mentioned it once or twice, or a couple of dozen times, but “Spy Kids” star is no kid. She’s not even a teenager anymore, and that means we are now safe to fantasize naughty thoughts about her. In fact, I think she might appreciate it if, though I can’t be sure. Here’s more proof that being a child star is a good thing. Sure, there’s the drugs and sex and violence and drugs and prostitution, but as far as we know, Alexa Vega hasn’t done any of those things. She has, though, grown up to be one hell of a gorgeous gal, so remember, parents, sign your kids up for them movies! But make sure they’re at least cute. No one wants to see ugly babies on the big screen.

Esquire Magazine’s got Megan Fox on the cover of their June issue (due out on newsstands later this month), but instead of just slapping a hot Megan Fox on the cover and interior pages, Esquire also shot a 3-minute long video of Fox doing, well, stuff around the house like waking up in bra and panties, walking around in a swimsuit, and eating a hamburger. Then later, she gets ready to go out somewhere. It’s all very hot and is literally oozing with sex from every second of the video. Here’s a link to the video, and pics from the shoot after the jump. Did I mention this might be one of the hottest videos I’ve ever seen of a woman who ISN’T nude?

See, this is why Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is going to get canceled: not enough scenes of Summer Glau walking around in her bra. Hey, she’s a robot, she shouldn’t even be wearing clothes anyway. Why is a robot so modest? She should be, like, seducing men and then killing them during sex while they’re orgasming. Or maybe that’s just my fantasy. Either/or. Here’s more of Summer Glau looking so friggin’ sexy I might have to stab myself in the eye knowing we won’t be seeing more of her on the tube. Then again, once Sarah Connor gets canceled, maybe Summer can end up on a better show, one where she doesn’t have to act like a stuck up robot? Aren’t they hiring over that new Melrose’s Place show?

It took a while, but blonde beauty Teri Polo finally got her just due when she co-starred as Ben Stiller’s fiance in the comedy “Meet the Parents”. Granted, that movie’s success was about Stiller looking like a jackass and Robert De Niro being a douche, but still, you gotta have the eye candy, and Teri Polo was as nice an eye candy as any in that flick. As such, your Weekend Send-off for this week is brought to you courtesy of some very eye-pleasing Teri Polo pictures. I’m not sure what Teri was doing showing off that fantastic body in a two-piece bikini, but God bless her for doing it.

Our Asian Babe of the Day is Taiwanese model turned actress Chiling Lin, whose name can also be spelled Lin Zhiling, Lin Chi-ling, or Bing QiLing. But IMDB.com calls her Chiling Lin, and since IMDB.com is always right (or so they keep telling me), we’ll go with Chiling Lin. Where have you seen her? If you’ve seen John Woo’s “Red Cliff”, she plays the wife of Tony Leung’s character. In fact, Chiling Lin’s character was such a beauty in the movie, that it is theorized the bad guy started a war just to get with her. Now that’s hotness! Check out some promos of Chiling Lin from “Red Cliff”.

What’s there to say about Sarah Jayne Dunn except, damn, that’s she looks good in lingerie. I’m sure she would look good in other things, like a bikini, or maybe even a clown suit. Okay, maybe we should stop short at the clown suit. What I’m trying to say is, when you have Sarah Jayne Dunn in lingerie to gawk at, why in the world would you want to put her in anything else? That’s just wrong, man. Wrong and really, really stupid. Where was I? Oh right. Sarah Jayne Dunn is an English actress from the UK most famous for her role in Hollyoaks. Not that you care, I’m sure.

If you’re a Steven Seagal fan (and really, which one of us aren’t?), then you’ve probably seen the gorgeous Jacqueline Lord in Seagal’s “Mercenary for Justice”. Which is, mind you, not to be confused with “Mercenary for Injustice”, or the very lackluster “Mercenary for Just Us”, which really suffered from poor plotting and just awful dialogue. But I digress. In “Mercenary for Justice”, Jacqueline Lord played Maxine Barnol, a pivotal role in the epic actioner. Okay, epic may be a bit much, but you know, if you liked crappy B-action movies, it wasn’t too bad. Anyways, Jacqueline Lord is a former model turned actress turned musician and all around babe. Check her out.

Twenty year old and Victoria’s Secret model Emanuela de Paula is being called the next Gisele Bundchen, which probably isn’t something Gisele Bundchen wants to hear, being that she’s, you know, not dead or anything. Anyways, Emanuela de Paula was born in Brazil to a white mother and a black father, but she’s all Brazilian hotness. Again, I don’t know what they’re feeding these kids over there, but they should definitely keep it up. Look out, kids, another Brazilian hotport on the way! Yes, I made that word up. What of it?

Could Israeli’s Bar Refaeli used a couple of days in the gym? Sure, why not. Then again, which one among us couldn’t? I know I’ve been meaning to get rid of these love handles for a while. Bar’s got a little belly going on there, and she’s probably a bloated dinner meal away from eating her way out of a Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue contract. But until that time comes around, here’s what Bar Refaeli looks like when she emerges out of a pool in my fantasies. Of course the bikini slips off in my dreams, but beggars can’t be choosers.

You know, I can’t figure Isla Fisher out. The first time she showed up on the scene in a movie, I thought, “Hey, that’s a pretty girl”, but did I think “Hot”? Certainly not. Then she did a couple of photo spreads, and I’ll be damn of Isla Fisher didn’t keep getting hotter and hotter. Here’s her latest magazine cover, the current issue of Allure, and let me tell you, those are some incredible legs there, dudes and dudettes. And I don’t even think she’s all that tall. What is she, 4′5″ or something? Either way, those legs look mighty long and sexy, and yeah, the rest of her ain’t bad, either.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Manuela Raffaeta, who I know is foreign because A) I’ve never heard of her, and B) Manuela Raffaeta just sounds like a foreign name. Now I could be wrong, but I don’t see how I could be, being that I know everything and see everything. Yes, you can even call me God if you so chooses. I won’t force ya, but I don’t prevent ya, either. Anyhoo. Here’s Manuela Raffaeta, who is a model, I believe. There’s even a nice little video of her in the changing room to boot. No, nothing risque, but as you can see, the lady is a lovely lass with or without airbrushing.

Sze Ho-chun is my hero. After getting his hands on a laptop from actor Edison Chen to fix and discovering nude pictures of famous starlets in said laptop, our man Sze Ho-chun decided to spread the wealth around. Oops. That’s gonna get ol Sze sentenced to some years in prison, it would appear. What does this mean to you, the everyday people? Um, not much, except it does give me an excuse to post pictures of some of the women Edison Chen has banged silly and taken pictures of. They include Cecilia Cheung and Gillian Chung. How the hell a B-list Hong Kong star managed to get this many hot A-list Hong Kong tail is a mystery for the ages. Which leaves only one thing left to say: You da man, Edison (pictured, middle).

Lauren Conrad may have left their show The Hills to concentrate on fashion designing (or something), but that’s not going to stop MTV from airing even more episodes of the current season. It won’t be a new season, it will just mean more episodes of the current season, which will spend more time with recent newlyweds Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Why is this important to you? Um, it’s not. I don’t even watch the show, but it does give me an excuse to post more pictures of Lauren Conrad, and any excuse that allows me to do that is a welcome one, indeed.

Shouldn’t celebrities be, like, working or something, instead of jetting off to Hawaii to splash around in a bikini every other month? Yes, but only the fat and ugly ones. The pretty and thin ones like Ashley Tisdale should definitely jet to Hawaii every chance they get so photos of them in a bikini can flood the Internet. There are only three things worth logging on everyday for on this here Interwebs: your daily dose of my awesome gibberish, finding out who just won those sports games you were too lazy to watch so you can go to work tomorrow and pretend like you saw the game, and getting new, daily updates of which celebrity is doing the bikini thang. Dude, having a high speed Internet connection rocks.

There will come a time when we become tired of Marisa Miller bikini pictures, and move on to a younger, hotter, and more blonde Victoria’s Secret supermodel. But you know what? Until that moment comes around (and it ain’t come around yet, folks, and it’s gonna be a pretty long time before it finally arrives), we’re gonna keep putting up these totally gratuitous Marisa Miller bikini pictures. Because you deserve them, because you’ve all been good boys, and because, gosh darn it, I like you guys. By the way, I was wondering, can I borrow some money?

Oooooh. Look at this. Two of France’s hottest women Monica Bellucci (originally Italian, but I believe she’s converted to full-time Frenchie) and Sophie Marceau are in the same movie together, and they’re featured on the movie posters, as they should be. The flick is called “Ne te retourne pas” or “Don’t Look Back” by Marina De Van. It’s described as “a psychodrama about a photographer whose pictures tell a different story to that of her perception.” Yeah, real Frenchie, that plot synopsis. Hopefully it’ll be equally Frenchie when it comes to the nudity. Fingers crossed!

According to her bio on UFC’s official site, ring girl Edith Labelle says about the best way to pick her up: “Always be yourself, nobody likes a phony!” Which is good, because I hate being other people, especially when I’m picking up UFC Ring Girls in a bar. Of course it helps that I’m filthy rich and can afford my own taxi when I go out. ($50 bucks in the back is considered rich now, right?) Edith Labelle hails from Montreal, which I believe is in Canada. Either that or Alaska. Wait, Alaska is a country, right? Oh well, either/or. Check out some Edith Labelle and tune into the UFC. It’s good American family viewing.

Actress, singer, and Reality TV show contestant Roxanne Pallett should probably add All Around Hot Babe in Lingerie to her list of ever-growing credits. That, or Hot Chick from the UK with Generous Rack, though that may be a tad too long to fit on a business card. And let’s face it, if you can’t fit something on a business card, it’s just not worth mentioning. Anyways, here’s English hottie Roxanne Pallett in a recent issue of Loaded Magazine, looking all loaded and ready to bust some heads, if by “heads” you mean men’s hearts everywhere. Only downside? Not crazy about the hair, but everything else rocks.