The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Chances are Monica Bellucci will still look this good when she turns 60, but just in case she doesn’t, there are always pictures like these to remind us what a gorgeous, fine-looking thing she was back in her heyday. No idea about the context for these pics, and chances are I’ve already posted them before years ago, but whatever, these are so good they deserve to be post again. And if you don’t agree with that, go to hell. Go to hell and die.

Leighton Meester is one of the stars of that show about girls and how they like to talk gossip with each other. Or something to that effect. In any case, it’s one of those teen shows on the CW where no one over 15 years old actually watches, or if you do, then you’re probably a little lame and should be tarred and feathered. But hey, maybe I’m being overly critical, seeing as how Leighton Meester is one of the stars, and she looks pretty darn good. Here’s Leighton at the beach showing off a not-entirely-bad body in a bikini. Maybe I should start watching Gossip Girl…

Moon Bloodgood is one of the stars of the upcoming “Terminator Salvation” movie, where a small band of human survivors battle the evil machines for control of the planet. Moon Bloodgood is one of the resistance fighters. I believe she wears a lot more clothes in the movie than she’s wearing in this shoot for the latest issue of Maxim magazine. Then again, if the girl looks this good in her undies and bra, maybe the machines will think twice about shooting her. But I digress. Word is, the movie has a Moon Bloodgood topless scene that has been cut. We’re guessing it’ll show up on the DVD to get all the pervs (you know, like you and me?) to buy it. Sold!

There’s not a whole lot of things about Mondays to get all excited about, but here’s one: once you get to work, quickly log onto our site and gawk at these fine, fine pictures of lingerie model Daniela Cosio. Okay, so maybe you’re already logged on and gawking at said pictures if you’re reading this, so you probably didn’t do it because I told you so. Um, okay, now I’ve just confused myself. See, I’m deep that way, and don’t you forget it. Anyhoo, here is more of Daniela Cosio in those nice, frilly lingerie that all the boys go crazy over. And of course by all the boys I mean anyone with a penis.

The last we heard, Gisele Bundchen had gotten hitched to Tom Brady of the New England Patriots. Or maybe they’re just engaged. I would do some research to bring you the facts, but what the hell is this, Wikipedia? Go type in Gisele Bundchen and get your own facts, dammit. Anyhoo. So here’s Gisele Bundchen somewhere doing something in a very nice, revealing dress. She’s such a nice gal this Gisele Bundchen that she even leans over to let the photographers snap some pics of her fine, very very fine Brazilian cleavage. Thank you, Gisele Bundchen’s cleavage! Now go home and get drunk, ya bums. The weekend is here!

Hayden Panettiere usually looks pretty good if she’s standing by herself. She loses a little something when she’s standing next to other people, mostly because, well, ol Hayden’s a little on the short side. As in, kinda midget-y. But you know what Hayden Panettiere isn’t short on? Pure hotness. Here’s the blonde tornado in Instyle UK magazine, showing off some of the rack her momma gave her. FYI: Did you hear that Hayden’s TV show Heroes has been renewed for a fourth season? Let’s all pray for a return to the cheerleader outfit. Me likey cheerleader outfit.

Quite possibly Denise Richards’ best acting job. Ever.

Giant Effin’ Robots are Back! And oh yeah, Megan Fox makes me wanna buy a motorcycle.

I’m not sure what Miss Australia Laura Dundovic is doing on this fashion runway in a bikini, it’s probably for charity or something, but I’m not gonna be complaining too loudly about it. In fact, I won’t complain at all, cause I’m just naturally supportive of hot women who like to dress up in a bikini and walk around in high heels. I’m pretty sure I’m a feminist and shit. Anyhoo, here’s Miss Australia Laura Dundovic walking up and down a long plank. In the old days this would mean a death sentence ala those pirates, but today, it’s $10,000 a night. Oh, how times have changed.

Okay, she’s less frolicking as she’s just posing for the camera on the beach. But hey, she’s posing very sexily (I believe that’s proper usage of sexy) on the beach and looking very hot. What more could you ask for? Okay, a million bucks would be nice, but we can’t always get what we want. Why, I remember when I was a kid and I really wanted this groovy Transformers toy, but I didn’t get it on Christmas, and I was devastated. See, if I hadn’t wanted it that badly, I wouldn’t have been crushed when I didn’t get it. Thus ends today’s life lesson. Now enjoy some wet Julie Henderson at the beach in a swimsuit.

Our Lingerie Model of the Day is Czech Republic model Linda Vojtova, a former Elite Model Look winner who has burrowed her way into our hearts and minds (but mostly our loins) as a hell of a gorgeous lingerie model. Models always have great bodies, but I gotta say, Linda Vojtova has one hell of a great body. I would like to tell you more about her besides the fact that she’s a looker, but I just don’t know anything more about her, and in any case, what are you, gay? Who cares about her bio. Check out the girl and thank me later.

It’s funny, cause it’s true.

Who knew that after fifty kids, Kelly Ripa would still look like a million bucks? Nah, forget about a million bucks, I’d pay a gazillion bucks for that body. Mind you, I wouldn’t know what to do with the body, but I would definitely know what to do with the woman. I’m talking about making her make me cake, of course. I hear Kelly Ripa is a very good baker. When she’s not at the pool parading around in a two-piece bikini, that is. Kelly Ripa is 39 years old, but she has the body an 18-year old would kill for. At least, the 18-year olds I know. Mind you, not that I spend a lot of time with 18-year olds. Ahem. What was I saying? Oh right, Kelly Ripa bikini pictures. MILF-licious!

In last night’s episode of House, Lisa Edelstein’s character Lisa Cuddy finally gets it on with House after a long four years (how long has the show been on again?) of will they, won’t they stuff. Hey, I just noticed that Lisa Edelstein’s character on House has the same last name as her. Wow, isn’t that weird? I guess that sort of makes all those bloopers where someone accidentally calls her by her real name during shooting obsolete, huh? Anyways, where was I? Oh right. Here’s Lisa Edelstein, Lisa Cuddy on House, in FHM magazine looking all undoctor like. Well, she was never much of a doctor on the show, but we never saw her like this, either. Yowsers.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is German’s Monica Ivancan, who according or IMDB.com (and they’re never wrong, or so I hear), is of Slowenian-Croatian descent and came to fame when she appeared as the bachelorette on Germany’s version of “The Bachelorette”. You know, that’s the show where a girl gets to pick from a bunch of guys, and in the meantime she makes out with them? It’s sorta like what the guys do on “The Bachelor”, except with chicks. Other than that, I haven’t a clue what Monica Ivancan does for a living, though I suspect she’s a model. Or at least, someone who looks very good in lingerie, cause there sure were a lot of pics of her in lingerie around these her Interwebs.

I think I’ve mentioned it once or twice, or a couple of dozen times, but “Spy Kids” star is no kid. She’s not even a teenager anymore, and that means we are now safe to fantasize naughty thoughts about her. In fact, I think she might appreciate it if, though I can’t be sure. Here’s more proof that being a child star is a good thing. Sure, there’s the drugs and sex and violence and drugs and prostitution, but as far as we know, Alexa Vega hasn’t done any of those things. She has, though, grown up to be one hell of a gorgeous gal, so remember, parents, sign your kids up for them movies! But make sure they’re at least cute. No one wants to see ugly babies on the big screen.

Esquire Magazine’s got Megan Fox on the cover of their June issue (due out on newsstands later this month), but instead of just slapping a hot Megan Fox on the cover and interior pages, Esquire also shot a 3-minute long video of Fox doing, well, stuff around the house like waking up in bra and panties, walking around in a swimsuit, and eating a hamburger. Then later, she gets ready to go out somewhere. It’s all very hot and is literally oozing with sex from every second of the video. Here’s a link to the video, and pics from the shoot after the jump. Did I mention this might be one of the hottest videos I’ve ever seen of a woman who ISN’T nude?

See, this is why Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is going to get canceled: not enough scenes of Summer Glau walking around in her bra. Hey, she’s a robot, she shouldn’t even be wearing clothes anyway. Why is a robot so modest? She should be, like, seducing men and then killing them during sex while they’re orgasming. Or maybe that’s just my fantasy. Either/or. Here’s more of Summer Glau looking so friggin’ sexy I might have to stab myself in the eye knowing we won’t be seeing more of her on the tube. Then again, once Sarah Connor gets canceled, maybe Summer can end up on a better show, one where she doesn’t have to act like a stuck up robot? Aren’t they hiring over that new Melrose’s Place show?

It took a while, but blonde beauty Teri Polo finally got her just due when she co-starred as Ben Stiller’s fiance in the comedy “Meet the Parents”. Granted, that movie’s success was about Stiller looking like a jackass and Robert De Niro being a douche, but still, you gotta have the eye candy, and Teri Polo was as nice an eye candy as any in that flick. As such, your Weekend Send-off for this week is brought to you courtesy of some very eye-pleasing Teri Polo pictures. I’m not sure what Teri was doing showing off that fantastic body in a two-piece bikini, but God bless her for doing it.

Our Asian Babe of the Day is Taiwanese model turned actress Chiling Lin, whose name can also be spelled Lin Zhiling, Lin Chi-ling, or Bing QiLing. But IMDB.com calls her Chiling Lin, and since IMDB.com is always right (or so they keep telling me), we’ll go with Chiling Lin. Where have you seen her? If you’ve seen John Woo’s “Red Cliff”, she plays the wife of Tony Leung’s character. In fact, Chiling Lin’s character was such a beauty in the movie, that it is theorized the bad guy started a war just to get with her. Now that’s hotness! Check out some promos of Chiling Lin from “Red Cliff”.