The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Almudena Fernandez is a model from Benavente, Zamora, Spain, and according to Wiki, began her professional career at an early age, leaving Madrid in search for a path that would take her to Milan, Paris, and finally New York, where she has established her home for the past few years. She was crowned “Miss Madrid” in 1992, then became “Miss Random Page” in 2009. Okay, so maybe “Miss Random Page” doesn’t really exist (though it should!), but for the purposes of this post, let’s just pretend it is and with it, because to not do otherwise would be just plain silly, and we don’t want to be silly, do we?

Forget the “Call of Duty” monikor, the guys behind “Modern Warfare”, the fourth “Call of Duty” game (and in my opinion, the best), is going strictly with “Modern Warfare 2″ for the sequel. Which means no more World War II setting, it’s all about the P90’s and M16’s and helicopter gunships once you hit 7 kills in a roll. The game is scheduled to be released sometime in November of this year, but until then, here’s a teaser trailer for it. Very cool, looks like they’re going the terrorist route on this one. They’ve even put up an official site, though there’s just the trailer (below) there at the moment.

What, you’ve never heard of Cheryl Cole? Well you’re apparently a big dumb dummy head, because according to FHM Annual list, Cheryl Cole is the sexiest woman in the world as voted by a bunch of Brits in the UK, cause where else are you gonna find a bunch of Brits but in the UK? The Top 10 list goes like this: 1) Cheryl Cole, 2. Megan Fox, 3. Jessica Alba, 4. Britney Spears, 5. Keeley Hazell, 6. Adriana Lima, 7. Elisha Cuthbert, 8. Kristin Kreuk, 9. Anna Friel, 10. Freida Pinto. Really, FHM readers? Elisha Cuthbert? Jessica Alba? Britney Spears? When was this list made, 5 years ago? But I digress. Some reasons why Cheryl Cole probably won below. (Though I still don’t see it…)

Sure, the career’s gone down the tube, she’s looking mighty thin lately, but aside from all that, on the scale of Totally Doable and Not Even With a 10-Foot Pole, you know damn well you would without a moment’s hesitation. Plus, all that bad girl stuff she’s been getting to just makes her all that much more adorable. In the sense that “adorable” means you really want to knock them boots, but you’re not so sure about leaving her alone in your bathroom going through your medicine cabinet. Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures at the park, cause why the hell not.

Diora Baird hasn’t been around that long, but she’s already been in a ton of movies, with some pretty big parts in those movies, although her biggest break will probably be what turns out to be a brief appearance as an Orion green-skinned slave girl in J.J. Abrams’ upcoming reboot of “Star Trek”. An image of Baird in Orion Slave Girl costume (or lack thereof, ahem) is already making the rounds on the Internet and made her more famous than all of her previous movies combined. See, this is the power of horny fanboys. Deal with it, Hollywood.

Bikinis on Mondays is always a welcome sight, but bikinis in Mondays being worn by a really hot British model is even better. Thank God for girls like Gerda-Marie Mare, who would like to send you off back to work in style, if by “style” you mean feeling really weird when you run into your female colleagues and try not to look them in the eyes, because you’re afraid they might see the dirty, filthy thoughts in your sick head. Because girls like Gerda-Marie Mare tend to do that to a man, especially wearing such skimpy wear. Did I mention that a hot woman in a skimpy red bikini is a really awesome way to start a Monday?

You know who our Weekend Send-off for this week Daniela Cosio reminds me of? Shopping as Costco. Get it? Because her name is Daniela Cosio, and it sorta rhymes with Costco? Look, folks, these are the jokes. You can either go with it and laugh your ass off or not. I don’t care, it’s no skin off my nose. It’s not like I’m going to lose sleep over. Sigh. Eh, whatever, you guys suck anyway. But you know what doesn’t suck? Lingerie pictures of Daniela Cosio. The whole horizontal thing she’s got going here makes it doubly impressive, if by impressive you mean friggin’ awesome.

In case you’ve been living under a rock in America, Carrie Prejean is a Miss California in the Miss USA pageant who recently became uber famous for saying she didn’t believe in gay marriage during the Miss USA pageant. As a result, she’s either been vilified or hoorayed for her answer to a question by one of the judges. You know, all that’s well and fine, but we just like Carrie Prejean cause she’s hot. Yes, we’re very shallow and superficial that way. Gay marriage? Eh, whatever, marry whoever you want, just don’t make me pay for gifts. Here are some very nice pics of the lovely Carrie Prejean in her Miss California glory. By the way, Carrie Prejean has gotten so famous because of her answer, I don’t think anyone even knows who actually won the Miss USA pageant.

According to Wikipedia, our Brit Babe of the Day Cassie Sumner is “an English glamour model and WAGs Boutique star”. Now I know what an English glamour model is — they’re models, who, like, model glamour, and stuff, but I have no idea what a WAGs Boutique star is, though I suppose it has something to do with working in a boutique and, like, wagging stuff around. Then again, after click on another link at Wikipedia, I’m told that “WAGs Boutique” is actually a reality television show on something called ITV2. Go figure. anyways, Cassie Sumner has an impressively huge (and natural, it would appear) rack, and a killer face. Check her out at her Myspace page, check her outers.

Alina Puscau is in the current Romanian edition of Maxim (bet you didn’t know they had a Romanian edition, did ya? Well now you know, so go tell, you know, Romanian people you know or something), there’s a big article on model Alina Puscau and the words “Hollywood” and “American dream”. I don’t know what it means, being that I don’t speak Romanian, and being that I can’t speak Romanian, of course I can’t read it, either. So I’m going to guess that one day, Alina Puscau had a dream about America, and Hollywood, and then she woke up and went and did Maxim, and they decided to put her dream in the article about her. I could be wrong, of course.

Like I said when I heard the title: calling your movie “Young People Fucking” is a double edged sword. On the one hand, you get a lot of people looking at it a second time, but on the other hand you got a lot of avenues closed to you. Videostores might not carry a movie with a title like that, which means a lot of people will be denied seeing Carly Pope in her bra and panties. I’ve seen some of the movie, and it looks like a comedy, so nothing too gratuitous, I would imagine, but definitely some, well, young people doing what young people do, which is not playing chest on a Friday night. Check out some very revealing shots of Carly Pope from the movie. Eees nice!

I don’t read a whole lot of what you would call chick magazines (I’m a manly man, so of course I only read magazines about sports and guns and other manly man magazines), but if I did, I would have to pick up Self and Shape, because how could you not support mainstream magazines that are able to convince their pretty cover model/pretty actresses to slip on a bikini and post for us? That’s just going beyond the call of duty to please the boys there, folks. Granted, it’s all done under the aegis of showing off your womanly curves, but whatever works. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini on the cover of the May issue of Self Magazine. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do something with myself…

Ines Sastre is a former Spanish model turned actress turned the object of boys wet dreams everywhere. Well mostly in Europe. And Spain. She hasn’t exactly made it in the States, which is a real shame, because Ines Sastre is one exciting looking woman. Meaning, of course, that when you look at her you get all excited. Which leads to this warning: do not look at Ines Sastre during surgery, because you may end up dead. Okay, so maybe that’s just dumb and will probably never happen, but why take the chance? Here’s Ines Sastre in the latest issue of You Magazine. See? That headline made perfect sense now that I’ve told you the magazine’s title. And to think, you doubted me!

Let’s face it, if geeks ran the world, all killer cyborgs from the future would look like Summer Glau. Or Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Galatica. You know, very feminine and very hot. Hey, if you gotta go (or get enslaved by machines), at least you’ll have a nice view as she’s crushing your larynx or pumping a dozen or so rounds into you. Beats having to gawk at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s huge noggin. Anyways, not sure if Summer Glau’s show is coming back, but you know what is coming back? Summer Glau looking hot in jeans. Okay, so maybe that never went away, but I had to go there for the premise of this post to work. Yes, there are actual premises in all of these posts. Pay attention next time.

Now I won’t say I know a whole lot about Swedish music — okay, so I don’t know a whole lot about Swedish music. I think they’re Swedish, and they’re musical, and that’s about it. But I do know a little bit about our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, one Elin Lanto. She’s a Swedish singer who had a number one hit with the song “I Won’t Cry”, and made her U.S. debut earlier this year. She got one of her songs on the Showtime lesbian show The L Word. True story: The “L” in the title the L Word? It doesn’t stand for lesbian. It actually stands for lazy. Because, you see, there are a lot of lazy people in the cast. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Please to enjoy.

Most of you kids probably don’t even remember when Shania Twain burst onto the scene with her tight pants and midriff bearing shirts, what with your Britney Spears and Lady Gagas and other nonsense. But I’ll tell you what, back in the day, Shania Twain was the hottest thing in a pair of cowboy boots and Stetson, and although she wasn’t exactly the best singer out there, she sure was easily the hottest looking one. It’s been a few years (give or take a decade), and Shania Twain is not as young as she used to be, but judging by these new promos for most recent album “The Will of a Woman” – Shania Twain is still the hottest thing I’ve seen out of country music in, well, since Shania Twain 10 years ago!

Okay, so maybe these aren’t NEW new Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria’s Secret bikini modeling pictures. I think they came out a few weeks back, but for some reason I neglected to post them, probably because I’m just naturally lazy and was busy with other things, like eating or exercising or reading a book. Yes, I read books. They just happen to have lots of pictures in them. Stop judging me! Where was I? Oh right. Some new Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures courtesy of Victoria’s Secret. Oh, Victoria’s Secret, is there no end to your giving? Bless you.

Did you ever wonder who invented Fridays? I know I do. It’s one of many things that pops into my head as I contemplate this world, nay, this very existence of ours. Yes, I did use the word “contemplate” in a post. What can I say, I’m deep and shit. Anyways, Madalina Diana Ghenea is your Weekend Send-off for this week. So why choose Madalina Diana Ghenea out of all the girls we have at our disposal? Because she’s brunette, and hot, and she likes to wear lingerie. Which reminds me, it would be kind of ironic if Madalina Diana Ghenea didn’t actually like wearing lingerie in real life. Am I right or am I right? Yes, that is another deep thought. Deal, bitches.

Sure, laugh at The Dark Knight if you must, but when the chips are down, he’ll … run out of breath and fall down? That’s the theory behind these series of animations from the College Humor guys, which posits The Dark Knight as just some dude in a bat costume trying to fight real bad guys with the all-powerful Superman and the Justice League. Pretty funny stuff, especially the second video when the other members of the Justice League kept expecting ol Bats to use some of his bat powers cause, well, they can’t believe some guy would just dress up as a bat and not have, you know, bat powers and stuff.

It’s funny that Ashley Tisdale’s latest album is called “Guilty Pleasure”, because that’s what she’s always been for me. Since I have kids in the house (no, they’re not mine, and yes, their parents know they’re there, what are you implying?), the Disney Channel comes on quite a bit. I don’t think Ashley Tisdale is still on the Disney Channel, actually, but she used to be, and that channel re-runs their shows like there’s no tomorrow. Ashley Tisdale was quite the little hottie with legs that went forever on the show. And don’t look at me like that, she’s in her ’20s, even back then. So, here are some promos of Ashley Tisdale from her new album “Guilty Pleasure”. Run out and buy it or something. Or just ogle the pictures. Whatever, it’s your life.