The Random Stuff of Interests Page

What’s there to say about Sarah Jayne Dunn except, damn, that’s she looks good in lingerie. I’m sure she would look good in other things, like a bikini, or maybe even a clown suit. Okay, maybe we should stop short at the clown suit. What I’m trying to say is, when you have Sarah Jayne Dunn in lingerie to gawk at, why in the world would you want to put her in anything else? That’s just wrong, man. Wrong and really, really stupid. Where was I? Oh right. Sarah Jayne Dunn is an English actress from the UK most famous for her role in Hollyoaks. Not that you care, I’m sure.

If you’re a Steven Seagal fan (and really, which one of us aren’t?), then you’ve probably seen the gorgeous Jacqueline Lord in Seagal’s “Mercenary for Justice”. Which is, mind you, not to be confused with “Mercenary for Injustice”, or the very lackluster “Mercenary for Just Us”, which really suffered from poor plotting and just awful dialogue. But I digress. In “Mercenary for Justice”, Jacqueline Lord played Maxine Barnol, a pivotal role in the epic actioner. Okay, epic may be a bit much, but you know, if you liked crappy B-action movies, it wasn’t too bad. Anyways, Jacqueline Lord is a former model turned actress turned musician and all around babe. Check her out.

Twenty year old and Victoria’s Secret model Emanuela de Paula is being called the next Gisele Bundchen, which probably isn’t something Gisele Bundchen wants to hear, being that she’s, you know, not dead or anything. Anyways, Emanuela de Paula was born in Brazil to a white mother and a black father, but she’s all Brazilian hotness. Again, I don’t know what they’re feeding these kids over there, but they should definitely keep it up. Look out, kids, another Brazilian hotport on the way! Yes, I made that word up. What of it?

Could Israeli’s Bar Refaeli used a couple of days in the gym? Sure, why not. Then again, which one among us couldn’t? I know I’ve been meaning to get rid of these love handles for a while. Bar’s got a little belly going on there, and she’s probably a bloated dinner meal away from eating her way out of a Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue contract. But until that time comes around, here’s what Bar Refaeli looks like when she emerges out of a pool in my fantasies. Of course the bikini slips off in my dreams, but beggars can’t be choosers.

You know, I can’t figure Isla Fisher out. The first time she showed up on the scene in a movie, I thought, “Hey, that’s a pretty girl”, but did I think “Hot”? Certainly not. Then she did a couple of photo spreads, and I’ll be damn of Isla Fisher didn’t keep getting hotter and hotter. Here’s her latest magazine cover, the current issue of Allure, and let me tell you, those are some incredible legs there, dudes and dudettes. And I don’t even think she’s all that tall. What is she, 4′5″ or something? Either way, those legs look mighty long and sexy, and yeah, the rest of her ain’t bad, either.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Manuela Raffaeta, who I know is foreign because A) I’ve never heard of her, and B) Manuela Raffaeta just sounds like a foreign name. Now I could be wrong, but I don’t see how I could be, being that I know everything and see everything. Yes, you can even call me God if you so chooses. I won’t force ya, but I don’t prevent ya, either. Anyhoo. Here’s Manuela Raffaeta, who is a model, I believe. There’s even a nice little video of her in the changing room to boot. No, nothing risque, but as you can see, the lady is a lovely lass with or without airbrushing.

Sze Ho-chun is my hero. After getting his hands on a laptop from actor Edison Chen to fix and discovering nude pictures of famous starlets in said laptop, our man Sze Ho-chun decided to spread the wealth around. Oops. That’s gonna get ol Sze sentenced to some years in prison, it would appear. What does this mean to you, the everyday people? Um, not much, except it does give me an excuse to post pictures of some of the women Edison Chen has banged silly and taken pictures of. They include Cecilia Cheung and Gillian Chung. How the hell a B-list Hong Kong star managed to get this many hot A-list Hong Kong tail is a mystery for the ages. Which leaves only one thing left to say: You da man, Edison (pictured, middle).

Lauren Conrad may have left their show The Hills to concentrate on fashion designing (or something), but that’s not going to stop MTV from airing even more episodes of the current season. It won’t be a new season, it will just mean more episodes of the current season, which will spend more time with recent newlyweds Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. Why is this important to you? Um, it’s not. I don’t even watch the show, but it does give me an excuse to post more pictures of Lauren Conrad, and any excuse that allows me to do that is a welcome one, indeed.

Shouldn’t celebrities be, like, working or something, instead of jetting off to Hawaii to splash around in a bikini every other month? Yes, but only the fat and ugly ones. The pretty and thin ones like Ashley Tisdale should definitely jet to Hawaii every chance they get so photos of them in a bikini can flood the Internet. There are only three things worth logging on everyday for on this here Interwebs: your daily dose of my awesome gibberish, finding out who just won those sports games you were too lazy to watch so you can go to work tomorrow and pretend like you saw the game, and getting new, daily updates of which celebrity is doing the bikini thang. Dude, having a high speed Internet connection rocks.

There will come a time when we become tired of Marisa Miller bikini pictures, and move on to a younger, hotter, and more blonde Victoria’s Secret supermodel. But you know what? Until that moment comes around (and it ain’t come around yet, folks, and it’s gonna be a pretty long time before it finally arrives), we’re gonna keep putting up these totally gratuitous Marisa Miller bikini pictures. Because you deserve them, because you’ve all been good boys, and because, gosh darn it, I like you guys. By the way, I was wondering, can I borrow some money?

Oooooh. Look at this. Two of France’s hottest women Monica Bellucci (originally Italian, but I believe she’s converted to full-time Frenchie) and Sophie Marceau are in the same movie together, and they’re featured on the movie posters, as they should be. The flick is called “Ne te retourne pas” or “Don’t Look Back” by Marina De Van. It’s described as “a psychodrama about a photographer whose pictures tell a different story to that of her perception.” Yeah, real Frenchie, that plot synopsis. Hopefully it’ll be equally Frenchie when it comes to the nudity. Fingers crossed!

According to her bio on UFC’s official site, ring girl Edith Labelle says about the best way to pick her up: “Always be yourself, nobody likes a phony!” Which is good, because I hate being other people, especially when I’m picking up UFC Ring Girls in a bar. Of course it helps that I’m filthy rich and can afford my own taxi when I go out. ($50 bucks in the back is considered rich now, right?) Edith Labelle hails from Montreal, which I believe is in Canada. Either that or Alaska. Wait, Alaska is a country, right? Oh well, either/or. Check out some Edith Labelle and tune into the UFC. It’s good American family viewing.

Actress, singer, and Reality TV show contestant Roxanne Pallett should probably add All Around Hot Babe in Lingerie to her list of ever-growing credits. That, or Hot Chick from the UK with Generous Rack, though that may be a tad too long to fit on a business card. And let’s face it, if you can’t fit something on a business card, it’s just not worth mentioning. Anyways, here’s English hottie Roxanne Pallett in a recent issue of Loaded Magazine, looking all loaded and ready to bust some heads, if by “heads” you mean men’s hearts everywhere. Only downside? Not crazy about the hair, but everything else rocks.

Almudena Fernandez is a model from Benavente, Zamora, Spain, and according to Wiki, began her professional career at an early age, leaving Madrid in search for a path that would take her to Milan, Paris, and finally New York, where she has established her home for the past few years. She was crowned “Miss Madrid” in 1992, then became “Miss Random Page” in 2009. Okay, so maybe “Miss Random Page” doesn’t really exist (though it should!), but for the purposes of this post, let’s just pretend it is and with it, because to not do otherwise would be just plain silly, and we don’t want to be silly, do we?

Forget the “Call of Duty” monikor, the guys behind “Modern Warfare”, the fourth “Call of Duty” game (and in my opinion, the best), is going strictly with “Modern Warfare 2″ for the sequel. Which means no more World War II setting, it’s all about the P90’s and M16’s and helicopter gunships once you hit 7 kills in a roll. The game is scheduled to be released sometime in November of this year, but until then, here’s a teaser trailer for it. Very cool, looks like they’re going the terrorist route on this one. They’ve even put up an official site, though there’s just the trailer (below) there at the moment.

What, you’ve never heard of Cheryl Cole? Well you’re apparently a big dumb dummy head, because according to FHM Annual list, Cheryl Cole is the sexiest woman in the world as voted by a bunch of Brits in the UK, cause where else are you gonna find a bunch of Brits but in the UK? The Top 10 list goes like this: 1) Cheryl Cole, 2. Megan Fox, 3. Jessica Alba, 4. Britney Spears, 5. Keeley Hazell, 6. Adriana Lima, 7. Elisha Cuthbert, 8. Kristin Kreuk, 9. Anna Friel, 10. Freida Pinto. Really, FHM readers? Elisha Cuthbert? Jessica Alba? Britney Spears? When was this list made, 5 years ago? But I digress. Some reasons why Cheryl Cole probably won below. (Though I still don’t see it…)

Sure, the career’s gone down the tube, she’s looking mighty thin lately, but aside from all that, on the scale of Totally Doable and Not Even With a 10-Foot Pole, you know damn well you would without a moment’s hesitation. Plus, all that bad girl stuff she’s been getting to just makes her all that much more adorable. In the sense that “adorable” means you really want to knock them boots, but you’re not so sure about leaving her alone in your bathroom going through your medicine cabinet. Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures at the park, cause why the hell not.

Diora Baird hasn’t been around that long, but she’s already been in a ton of movies, with some pretty big parts in those movies, although her biggest break will probably be what turns out to be a brief appearance as an Orion green-skinned slave girl in J.J. Abrams’ upcoming reboot of “Star Trek”. An image of Baird in Orion Slave Girl costume (or lack thereof, ahem) is already making the rounds on the Internet and made her more famous than all of her previous movies combined. See, this is the power of horny fanboys. Deal with it, Hollywood.

Bikinis on Mondays is always a welcome sight, but bikinis in Mondays being worn by a really hot British model is even better. Thank God for girls like Gerda-Marie Mare, who would like to send you off back to work in style, if by “style” you mean feeling really weird when you run into your female colleagues and try not to look them in the eyes, because you’re afraid they might see the dirty, filthy thoughts in your sick head. Because girls like Gerda-Marie Mare tend to do that to a man, especially wearing such skimpy wear. Did I mention that a hot woman in a skimpy red bikini is a really awesome way to start a Monday?

You know who our Weekend Send-off for this week Daniela Cosio reminds me of? Shopping as Costco. Get it? Because her name is Daniela Cosio, and it sorta rhymes with Costco? Look, folks, these are the jokes. You can either go with it and laugh your ass off or not. I don’t care, it’s no skin off my nose. It’s not like I’m going to lose sleep over. Sigh. Eh, whatever, you guys suck anyway. But you know what doesn’t suck? Lingerie pictures of Daniela Cosio. The whole horizontal thing she’s got going here makes it doubly impressive, if by impressive you mean friggin’ awesome.