The Random Stuff of Interests Page

In case you’ve been living under a rock in America, Carrie Prejean is a Miss California in the Miss USA pageant who recently became uber famous for saying she didn’t believe in gay marriage during the Miss USA pageant. As a result, she’s either been vilified or hoorayed for her answer to a question by one of the judges. You know, all that’s well and fine, but we just like Carrie Prejean cause she’s hot. Yes, we’re very shallow and superficial that way. Gay marriage? Eh, whatever, marry whoever you want, just don’t make me pay for gifts. Here are some very nice pics of the lovely Carrie Prejean in her Miss California glory. By the way, Carrie Prejean has gotten so famous because of her answer, I don’t think anyone even knows who actually won the Miss USA pageant.

According to Wikipedia, our Brit Babe of the Day Cassie Sumner is “an English glamour model and WAGs Boutique star”. Now I know what an English glamour model is — they’re models, who, like, model glamour, and stuff, but I have no idea what a WAGs Boutique star is, though I suppose it has something to do with working in a boutique and, like, wagging stuff around. Then again, after click on another link at Wikipedia, I’m told that “WAGs Boutique” is actually a reality television show on something called ITV2. Go figure. anyways, Cassie Sumner has an impressively huge (and natural, it would appear) rack, and a killer face. Check her out at her Myspace page, check her outers.

Alina Puscau is in the current Romanian edition of Maxim (bet you didn’t know they had a Romanian edition, did ya? Well now you know, so go tell, you know, Romanian people you know or something), there’s a big article on model Alina Puscau and the words “Hollywood” and “American dream”. I don’t know what it means, being that I don’t speak Romanian, and being that I can’t speak Romanian, of course I can’t read it, either. So I’m going to guess that one day, Alina Puscau had a dream about America, and Hollywood, and then she woke up and went and did Maxim, and they decided to put her dream in the article about her. I could be wrong, of course.

Like I said when I heard the title: calling your movie “Young People Fucking” is a double edged sword. On the one hand, you get a lot of people looking at it a second time, but on the other hand you got a lot of avenues closed to you. Videostores might not carry a movie with a title like that, which means a lot of people will be denied seeing Carly Pope in her bra and panties. I’ve seen some of the movie, and it looks like a comedy, so nothing too gratuitous, I would imagine, but definitely some, well, young people doing what young people do, which is not playing chest on a Friday night. Check out some very revealing shots of Carly Pope from the movie. Eees nice!

I don’t read a whole lot of what you would call chick magazines (I’m a manly man, so of course I only read magazines about sports and guns and other manly man magazines), but if I did, I would have to pick up Self and Shape, because how could you not support mainstream magazines that are able to convince their pretty cover model/pretty actresses to slip on a bikini and post for us? That’s just going beyond the call of duty to please the boys there, folks. Granted, it’s all done under the aegis of showing off your womanly curves, but whatever works. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini on the cover of the May issue of Self Magazine. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do something with myself…

Ines Sastre is a former Spanish model turned actress turned the object of boys wet dreams everywhere. Well mostly in Europe. And Spain. She hasn’t exactly made it in the States, which is a real shame, because Ines Sastre is one exciting looking woman. Meaning, of course, that when you look at her you get all excited. Which leads to this warning: do not look at Ines Sastre during surgery, because you may end up dead. Okay, so maybe that’s just dumb and will probably never happen, but why take the chance? Here’s Ines Sastre in the latest issue of You Magazine. See? That headline made perfect sense now that I’ve told you the magazine’s title. And to think, you doubted me!

Let’s face it, if geeks ran the world, all killer cyborgs from the future would look like Summer Glau. Or Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Galatica. You know, very feminine and very hot. Hey, if you gotta go (or get enslaved by machines), at least you’ll have a nice view as she’s crushing your larynx or pumping a dozen or so rounds into you. Beats having to gawk at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s huge noggin. Anyways, not sure if Summer Glau’s show is coming back, but you know what is coming back? Summer Glau looking hot in jeans. Okay, so maybe that never went away, but I had to go there for the premise of this post to work. Yes, there are actual premises in all of these posts. Pay attention next time.

Now I won’t say I know a whole lot about Swedish music — okay, so I don’t know a whole lot about Swedish music. I think they’re Swedish, and they’re musical, and that’s about it. But I do know a little bit about our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, one Elin Lanto. She’s a Swedish singer who had a number one hit with the song “I Won’t Cry”, and made her U.S. debut earlier this year. She got one of her songs on the Showtime lesbian show The L Word. True story: The “L” in the title the L Word? It doesn’t stand for lesbian. It actually stands for lazy. Because, you see, there are a lot of lazy people in the cast. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Please to enjoy.

Most of you kids probably don’t even remember when Shania Twain burst onto the scene with her tight pants and midriff bearing shirts, what with your Britney Spears and Lady Gagas and other nonsense. But I’ll tell you what, back in the day, Shania Twain was the hottest thing in a pair of cowboy boots and Stetson, and although she wasn’t exactly the best singer out there, she sure was easily the hottest looking one. It’s been a few years (give or take a decade), and Shania Twain is not as young as she used to be, but judging by these new promos for most recent album “The Will of a Woman” – Shania Twain is still the hottest thing I’ve seen out of country music in, well, since Shania Twain 10 years ago!

Okay, so maybe these aren’t NEW new Alessandra Ambrosio Victoria’s Secret bikini modeling pictures. I think they came out a few weeks back, but for some reason I neglected to post them, probably because I’m just naturally lazy and was busy with other things, like eating or exercising or reading a book. Yes, I read books. They just happen to have lots of pictures in them. Stop judging me! Where was I? Oh right. Some new Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures courtesy of Victoria’s Secret. Oh, Victoria’s Secret, is there no end to your giving? Bless you.

Did you ever wonder who invented Fridays? I know I do. It’s one of many things that pops into my head as I contemplate this world, nay, this very existence of ours. Yes, I did use the word “contemplate” in a post. What can I say, I’m deep and shit. Anyways, Madalina Diana Ghenea is your Weekend Send-off for this week. So why choose Madalina Diana Ghenea out of all the girls we have at our disposal? Because she’s brunette, and hot, and she likes to wear lingerie. Which reminds me, it would be kind of ironic if Madalina Diana Ghenea didn’t actually like wearing lingerie in real life. Am I right or am I right? Yes, that is another deep thought. Deal, bitches.

Sure, laugh at The Dark Knight if you must, but when the chips are down, he’ll … run out of breath and fall down? That’s the theory behind these series of animations from the College Humor guys, which posits The Dark Knight as just some dude in a bat costume trying to fight real bad guys with the all-powerful Superman and the Justice League. Pretty funny stuff, especially the second video when the other members of the Justice League kept expecting ol Bats to use some of his bat powers cause, well, they can’t believe some guy would just dress up as a bat and not have, you know, bat powers and stuff.

It’s funny that Ashley Tisdale’s latest album is called “Guilty Pleasure”, because that’s what she’s always been for me. Since I have kids in the house (no, they’re not mine, and yes, their parents know they’re there, what are you implying?), the Disney Channel comes on quite a bit. I don’t think Ashley Tisdale is still on the Disney Channel, actually, but she used to be, and that channel re-runs their shows like there’s no tomorrow. Ashley Tisdale was quite the little hottie with legs that went forever on the show. And don’t look at me like that, she’s in her ’20s, even back then. So, here are some promos of Ashley Tisdale from her new album “Guilty Pleasure”. Run out and buy it or something. Or just ogle the pictures. Whatever, it’s your life.

For some reason, it’s hard to find a whole lot of information on our Random Model of the Day, Priscila Monroe. I believe she’s Latin, although I can’t be sure, and you kids know me and facts. I gotta get them facts right come hell or high water! Why, if I even smelled that I was wrong about something, I might, er, you know, try not to be wrong. And stuff. Oh who am I kidding. I’m not going to let something as minor as “facts” prevent me from posting some nice pics of model Priscila Monroe. She’s a model, she looks good in lingerie. What else you gotta know?

American model Brooklyn Decker is most famous for being engaged to tennis player Andy Roddick, who I hear is a pretty good tennis player, or as the kids call it, that game with all the hot Russian chicks. Roddick used to date Mandy Moore, but he’s now moved up to supermodels. Not a bad trade-up, i say. I mean, come on, Mandy Moore is hot and all, but come on — supermodel! Anyways. Who knows, in a few years Brooklyn Decker may be more famous than Roddick. She’s now a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, after all, and you don’t get any higher than that in the totem pole of models. Of course, looking good in lingerie helps, too.

Wow, a celebrity with a stick up his ass doesn’t like the fact that a radio interviewer mentions that he’s an actor who got into singing, and not the other way around, so he acts like a total douche bag during the whole 7-minute interview. So wait, Billy, you don’t like the fact that the guy mentioned you’re also an award-winning actor, because you’re here to promote your singing? And he’s like supposed to ignore the fact that you’re an award-winning actor who got famous for his acting first, and his singing second? (I’m assuming he’s famous for his singing. I mean, he’s on tour and shit, after all.) So check out the whole interview. Much props to the interviewer for keeping it cool during the whole thing. Looks like Angelina Jolie traded up after all!

Our Random Model of the Day was so hot, they put her in a videogame. Okay, so a lot of people have had videogame characters modeled after them, but not a lot of them looks like Jillian Murray. You may know her as Liara T’Soni from the videogame “Mass Effect”. Or you may not. Hey, I don’t know what kind of social life you have. Maybe you do, maybe you don’t. Whatever, we’re not talking about you today. We’re talking about Jillian Murray, who can currently be seen on the Disney Channel’s “Sonny with a Chance.” I think that’s a TV show. She’s also got the horror flick “The Graves” coming out in 2010. Check them out, and when people catch you watching the Disney Channel, you can always tell them you’re watching it for Jillian Murray. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Wasn’t it just last year when everyone on the net were making fun of Jennifer Love Hewitt and her, er, generous behind? Well that was last year, and this year Jennifer Love Hewitt is back to fighting shape. And of course by ‘fighting shape’ I mean she’s hot again, and the only reason people will be talking about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s body is to go, “Holy shit, look at Jennifer Love Hewitt, she’s friggin’ hot!” Here she is in the latest issue of Maxim Magazine showing off what made us all fall in lust with her in the first place. And no, it’s not the goofy laugh. Yes, it is the hot bod and the generous rack.

My first instinct was to call this post “Fast and Furious Hotness with Jordana Brewster in Maxim”, but a) That’s way too long for a post title, and b) it’s way too easy and obvious and you know me, I never go for the obvious. (Just go with that second part.) So here’s Jordana Brewster in the latest issue of Maxim magazine, looking as hot as we thought she would. I don’t know if this is the first time we’ve seen the lovely Ms. Brewster go the lads mag route, but I can’t recall when she’s done one of these before, and I’m liking it. More, please, more!

Talk about a metamorphosis. Mandy Moore went from sweet girl next door with a pop music career to an address doing girl next door roles to a bona fide sex symbol looking for more “adult” roles. You get the feeling a stripper role or one where she has sex with gangbangers in a hotel isn’t far behind. (Thank you, Anne Hathaway for showing Hollywood starlets the way!) Here’s Mandy Moore all grown up and sexy as hell in the latest issue of Details magazine. When you can be that fully dressed and still look that fully sexy, you’re doing something right. Mandy Moore is doing all kinds of right in this pic from Details’ May issue.