The Random Stuff of Interests Page

For some reason, it’s hard to find a whole lot of information on our Random Model of the Day, Priscila Monroe. I believe she’s Latin, although I can’t be sure, and you kids know me and facts. I gotta get them facts right come hell or high water! Why, if I even smelled that I was wrong about something, I might, er, you know, try not to be wrong. And stuff. Oh who am I kidding. I’m not going to let something as minor as “facts” prevent me from posting some nice pics of model Priscila Monroe. She’s a model, she looks good in lingerie. What else you gotta know?

American model Brooklyn Decker is most famous for being engaged to tennis player Andy Roddick, who I hear is a pretty good tennis player, or as the kids call it, that game with all the hot Russian chicks. Roddick used to date Mandy Moore, but he’s now moved up to supermodels. Not a bad trade-up, i say. I mean, come on, Mandy Moore is hot and all, but come on — supermodel! Anyways. Who knows, in a few years Brooklyn Decker may be more famous than Roddick. She’s now a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, after all, and you don’t get any higher than that in the totem pole of models. Of course, looking good in lingerie helps, too.

Wow, a celebrity with a stick up his ass doesn’t like the fact that a radio interviewer mentions that he’s an actor who got into singing, and not the other way around, so he acts like a total douche bag during the whole 7-minute interview. So wait, Billy, you don’t like the fact that the guy mentioned you’re also an award-winning actor, because you’re here to promote your singing? And he’s like supposed to ignore the fact that you’re an award-winning actor who got famous for his acting first, and his singing second? (I’m assuming he’s famous for his singing. I mean, he’s on tour and shit, after all.) So check out the whole interview. Much props to the interviewer for keeping it cool during the whole thing. Looks like Angelina Jolie traded up after all!

Our Random Model of the Day was so hot, they put her in a videogame. Okay, so a lot of people have had videogame characters modeled after them, but not a lot of them looks like Jillian Murray. You may know her as Liara T’Soni from the videogame “Mass Effect”. Or you may not. Hey, I don’t know what kind of social life you have. Maybe you do, maybe you don’t. Whatever, we’re not talking about you today. We’re talking about Jillian Murray, who can currently be seen on the Disney Channel’s “Sonny with a Chance.” I think that’s a TV show. She’s also got the horror flick “The Graves” coming out in 2010. Check them out, and when people catch you watching the Disney Channel, you can always tell them you’re watching it for Jillian Murray. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Wasn’t it just last year when everyone on the net were making fun of Jennifer Love Hewitt and her, er, generous behind? Well that was last year, and this year Jennifer Love Hewitt is back to fighting shape. And of course by ‘fighting shape’ I mean she’s hot again, and the only reason people will be talking about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s body is to go, “Holy shit, look at Jennifer Love Hewitt, she’s friggin’ hot!” Here she is in the latest issue of Maxim Magazine showing off what made us all fall in lust with her in the first place. And no, it’s not the goofy laugh. Yes, it is the hot bod and the generous rack.

My first instinct was to call this post “Fast and Furious Hotness with Jordana Brewster in Maxim”, but a) That’s way too long for a post title, and b) it’s way too easy and obvious and you know me, I never go for the obvious. (Just go with that second part.) So here’s Jordana Brewster in the latest issue of Maxim magazine, looking as hot as we thought she would. I don’t know if this is the first time we’ve seen the lovely Ms. Brewster go the lads mag route, but I can’t recall when she’s done one of these before, and I’m liking it. More, please, more!

Talk about a metamorphosis. Mandy Moore went from sweet girl next door with a pop music career to an address doing girl next door roles to a bona fide sex symbol looking for more “adult” roles. You get the feeling a stripper role or one where she has sex with gangbangers in a hotel isn’t far behind. (Thank you, Anne Hathaway for showing Hollywood starlets the way!) Here’s Mandy Moore all grown up and sexy as hell in the latest issue of Details magazine. When you can be that fully dressed and still look that fully sexy, you’re doing something right. Mandy Moore is doing all kinds of right in this pic from Details’ May issue.

Hey, give the girl props, despite all the bullshit she’s gone through in the public eye, Lindsay Lohan is still capable of making fun of herself, or else she wouldn’t have done this faux eHarmony personal ad video for FunnyorDie.com. Tell you what, I don’t care how many prison stints Lindsay’s done, how many pounds of blow she’s shoved up her nose, or how many lesbians she’s munched on in the past year, that is still one smoking hot girl. Hey, who says running around Hollywood partying all day isn’t good for you? Stupid idiots. Look at Lindsay Lohan. Looks pretty damn good to you to me.

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Cecilia Galliano, who I’m almost 100% sure is some kind of model form Argentina, although as always the case with Al Gore’s Interwebs, you really can’t be sure what information to trust. Oh sure, I could spend an extra minute looking for the answers, but you know me, if there’s an easy way out, I’m gonna take it. Sort of like how I’m rambling on here instead of offering you any actual information on Cecilia Galliano, except for the fact that she’s kinda hot, if your definition of “kinda” is really, really awesomely hot. Which Cecilia Galliano is. That’s what I’m trying to say. In case, you know, you were wondering. Please to enjoy.

British glamour model Emma B. is also known as Emma Blocksage, but since “Blocksage” sounds like something that happens to your bowels after a long, hard night of drinking, she opted to go with just Emma B. as her professional name. And really, can you blame her? Plus, Emma B. just sounds hotter. Of course it helps that the woman is already smoking hot. When you have a hot sounding name, and you really are hot, it’s like winning the lottery. Or at least a very cool business card. Here’s Emma B. selling a motorcycle. I think. Either that, or she likes riding in her undies. Hey, I can dig it.

Hey, remember Miranda Otto? She was one of the stars of the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy. She played the girl who fell in love with the guy, but the guy was already in love with the elf, so it was kind of an unrequited love. She was pretty hot in the movie, though I’m not sure if her career took off in the States after the movie. She was in “Flight of the Phoenix”, but that movie kinda sucked. She was also in the TV show Lipstick Jungle, but that one’s gone, too. So, er, Miranda Otto is looking for a job. Someone get her a job. Here are some awesome photos of the lovely lass to convince you.

Oh come on, you know you’ve been dying to see Irina Sheik on her back in front of you for some time now, preferably in your parent’s basement while dear ol mom and dad are away playing bridge or something. You know, whatever it is that old people do. You didn’t think you’d see it this fast, did you? You probably thought it would involve the end of the world and you being the last man on the planet. Oh how wrong you were! Okay, so these are just pictures of Irina Sheik on her back, but really, you gonna complain? On a Monday? Get real, donks.

Maybe it’s just me, but doesn’t it look like Miranda Kerr has gotten a lot healthier than the first time she burst onto the scene? I remember thinking that, although she was quite hot even back then, Miranda Kerr looked about, oh, I don’t know, five pounds too skinny. She really did look like skin and bones a year ago, but going by these new pictures, she looks like she’s gotten a lot healthier. Eh, maybe I’m just seeing things. The woman has always had that something that makes guys’ legs wobbly, and she’s still got it. And so, your Weekend Send-off for the week is brought to you by Miranda Kerr in her undies.

Let’s face it, Adriana Lima bikini pics are just awesome, regardless of context. These just happens to be the latest pics from Victoria’s Secret’s swimsuit bikini line, in case that matters to you. What should matter is that Adriana Lima may have fallen by the wayside to the other VS models of late, but she’s still one hell of a Brazilian hottie, in sexy lingerie or no. Hey, remember when Adriana Lima told us she’s still a virgin, and was saving herself for marriage? I don’t know if that’s still the case, or if some scoundrel has since changed that, but it’s nice to imagine that a woman can be this hot and that pure. It’s probably all a big sham, but it’s nice to imagine anyways.

If you can’t tell what that pic to the left is, let me fill you in: it’s a screen capture from what is sure to be the hottest game of the year: “Close Range”! What is “Close Range”, you ask? Glad you asked. It’s a first-person shooter where you play a character who goes around shooting people in the face. Well okay, you don’t actually go around shooting them, they sort of just slide out of nowhere in front of your screen and all you have to do is shoot them in the face. But I’m being overly simplistic. The game is actually more complex and deep than that. Here’s your sneak peek at what is sure to be the greatest game ever made. In, like, EVER or something. Thanks, ONN people.

You know what I don’t get about people who win, say, the Olympics or anything that involves them getting a gold prize, when they bite it for the camera? I don’t get that. What are they doing, testing to see the gold is real or something? And can you really tell by biting it? I’m just saying. Anyways, our Sports Babe of the Day is Italian foil fencer Margherita Granbassi. She’s not what you would call traditionally beautiful, but she’s got a hell of a great body and any woman who can stab me through the heart before I can get a chance to hit on her is hot in my book.

So what are the chances that Summer Glau’s TV show Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (where she plays a very hot, but very killing machine-esque Terminator) is going to get renewed for a third season? Um, probably somewhere between no way in hell and not a snowball’s chance in hell. But hey, hope springs eternal, as they say down in Hope Springs Eternaland. (I hear it’s very windy this time of the year, bu the way.) But regardless of the fate of her show, I’m sure our ballet dancing hottie won’t have much trouble finding another gig. She is, after all, a stone cold fox. And the fact that she’s an ex-ballet dancer who can stretch like she’s doing in these pics … well, that’s just gravy, isn’t it?

In the new movie “How to Make Love to a Woman” Jenna Jameson plays a woman who teaches the main character how to, well, make love to a woman. Which part of the movie title don’t you understand? No idea if the movie is going to be good or not, because it’s a comedy, and comedies are like that, unpredictable. Anyways, the trailer kinda looks good, and Jenna looks incredibly hot in it. Here’s a promo of her from the movie and the movie trailer. Hey, if you need to learn how to make love, why not learn from the best? Exactamundo.

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Brazilian beauty Giselle Itie. What, you don’t know who Giselle Itie is? No, she’s not THAT Giselle, but she’s about to be pretty famous too when Sylvester Stallone’s new action flick “The Expendables” opens next year. You see, Giselle is playing the really hot Latin piece of ass in that movie. Okay, so that’s pretty much all I know, but what else you gotta know? The woman is hot, she’s Latin, and she’s gonna be in a big ass Hollywood movie. If that doesn’t translate into instant celebrityhood and plenty of opportunities to show up in men’s magazines (hopefully wearing as little clothes as possible) than this just ain’t the America I know and love.

The only thing I like better than watching sweaty, greasy men with way too much muscle fake beating the crap out of each other is a tall, sleek, uber hot singer in the ring singing America the Beautiful. Nicole Scherzinger did just that at this weekend’s Wrestlemania 25, the 25th anniversary of the wrestling event, if you can’t already tell by the name. I have no idea who won or who even wrestled at the event (what am I, a wrestling expert?), but I do know that Nicole Scherzinger was very hot when she did her thing. Pics and video of Nicole Scherzinger at the event below.