The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Hey, give the girl props, despite all the bullshit she’s gone through in the public eye, Lindsay Lohan is still capable of making fun of herself, or else she wouldn’t have done this faux eHarmony personal ad video for FunnyorDie.com. Tell you what, I don’t care how many prison stints Lindsay’s done, how many pounds of blow she’s shoved up her nose, or how many lesbians she’s munched on in the past year, that is still one smoking hot girl. Hey, who says running around Hollywood partying all day isn’t good for you? Stupid idiots. Look at Lindsay Lohan. Looks pretty damn good to you to me.

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Cecilia Galliano, who I’m almost 100% sure is some kind of model form Argentina, although as always the case with Al Gore’s Interwebs, you really can’t be sure what information to trust. Oh sure, I could spend an extra minute looking for the answers, but you know me, if there’s an easy way out, I’m gonna take it. Sort of like how I’m rambling on here instead of offering you any actual information on Cecilia Galliano, except for the fact that she’s kinda hot, if your definition of “kinda” is really, really awesomely hot. Which Cecilia Galliano is. That’s what I’m trying to say. In case, you know, you were wondering. Please to enjoy.

British glamour model Emma B. is also known as Emma Blocksage, but since “Blocksage” sounds like something that happens to your bowels after a long, hard night of drinking, she opted to go with just Emma B. as her professional name. And really, can you blame her? Plus, Emma B. just sounds hotter. Of course it helps that the woman is already smoking hot. When you have a hot sounding name, and you really are hot, it’s like winning the lottery. Or at least a very cool business card. Here’s Emma B. selling a motorcycle. I think. Either that, or she likes riding in her undies. Hey, I can dig it.

Hey, remember Miranda Otto? She was one of the stars of the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy. She played the girl who fell in love with the guy, but the guy was already in love with the elf, so it was kind of an unrequited love. She was pretty hot in the movie, though I’m not sure if her career took off in the States after the movie. She was in “Flight of the Phoenix”, but that movie kinda sucked. She was also in the TV show Lipstick Jungle, but that one’s gone, too. So, er, Miranda Otto is looking for a job. Someone get her a job. Here are some awesome photos of the lovely lass to convince you.

Oh come on, you know you’ve been dying to see Irina Sheik on her back in front of you for some time now, preferably in your parent’s basement while dear ol mom and dad are away playing bridge or something. You know, whatever it is that old people do. You didn’t think you’d see it this fast, did you? You probably thought it would involve the end of the world and you being the last man on the planet. Oh how wrong you were! Okay, so these are just pictures of Irina Sheik on her back, but really, you gonna complain? On a Monday? Get real, donks.

Maybe it’s just me, but doesn’t it look like Miranda Kerr has gotten a lot healthier than the first time she burst onto the scene? I remember thinking that, although she was quite hot even back then, Miranda Kerr looked about, oh, I don’t know, five pounds too skinny. She really did look like skin and bones a year ago, but going by these new pictures, she looks like she’s gotten a lot healthier. Eh, maybe I’m just seeing things. The woman has always had that something that makes guys’ legs wobbly, and she’s still got it. And so, your Weekend Send-off for the week is brought to you by Miranda Kerr in her undies.

Let’s face it, Adriana Lima bikini pics are just awesome, regardless of context. These just happens to be the latest pics from Victoria’s Secret’s swimsuit bikini line, in case that matters to you. What should matter is that Adriana Lima may have fallen by the wayside to the other VS models of late, but she’s still one hell of a Brazilian hottie, in sexy lingerie or no. Hey, remember when Adriana Lima told us she’s still a virgin, and was saving herself for marriage? I don’t know if that’s still the case, or if some scoundrel has since changed that, but it’s nice to imagine that a woman can be this hot and that pure. It’s probably all a big sham, but it’s nice to imagine anyways.

If you can’t tell what that pic to the left is, let me fill you in: it’s a screen capture from what is sure to be the hottest game of the year: “Close Range”! What is “Close Range”, you ask? Glad you asked. It’s a first-person shooter where you play a character who goes around shooting people in the face. Well okay, you don’t actually go around shooting them, they sort of just slide out of nowhere in front of your screen and all you have to do is shoot them in the face. But I’m being overly simplistic. The game is actually more complex and deep than that. Here’s your sneak peek at what is sure to be the greatest game ever made. In, like, EVER or something. Thanks, ONN people.

You know what I don’t get about people who win, say, the Olympics or anything that involves them getting a gold prize, when they bite it for the camera? I don’t get that. What are they doing, testing to see the gold is real or something? And can you really tell by biting it? I’m just saying. Anyways, our Sports Babe of the Day is Italian foil fencer Margherita Granbassi. She’s not what you would call traditionally beautiful, but she’s got a hell of a great body and any woman who can stab me through the heart before I can get a chance to hit on her is hot in my book.

So what are the chances that Summer Glau’s TV show Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (where she plays a very hot, but very killing machine-esque Terminator) is going to get renewed for a third season? Um, probably somewhere between no way in hell and not a snowball’s chance in hell. But hey, hope springs eternal, as they say down in Hope Springs Eternaland. (I hear it’s very windy this time of the year, bu the way.) But regardless of the fate of her show, I’m sure our ballet dancing hottie won’t have much trouble finding another gig. She is, after all, a stone cold fox. And the fact that she’s an ex-ballet dancer who can stretch like she’s doing in these pics … well, that’s just gravy, isn’t it?

In the new movie “How to Make Love to a Woman” Jenna Jameson plays a woman who teaches the main character how to, well, make love to a woman. Which part of the movie title don’t you understand? No idea if the movie is going to be good or not, because it’s a comedy, and comedies are like that, unpredictable. Anyways, the trailer kinda looks good, and Jenna looks incredibly hot in it. Here’s a promo of her from the movie and the movie trailer. Hey, if you need to learn how to make love, why not learn from the best? Exactamundo.

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Brazilian beauty Giselle Itie. What, you don’t know who Giselle Itie is? No, she’s not THAT Giselle, but she’s about to be pretty famous too when Sylvester Stallone’s new action flick “The Expendables” opens next year. You see, Giselle is playing the really hot Latin piece of ass in that movie. Okay, so that’s pretty much all I know, but what else you gotta know? The woman is hot, she’s Latin, and she’s gonna be in a big ass Hollywood movie. If that doesn’t translate into instant celebrityhood and plenty of opportunities to show up in men’s magazines (hopefully wearing as little clothes as possible) than this just ain’t the America I know and love.

The only thing I like better than watching sweaty, greasy men with way too much muscle fake beating the crap out of each other is a tall, sleek, uber hot singer in the ring singing America the Beautiful. Nicole Scherzinger did just that at this weekend’s Wrestlemania 25, the 25th anniversary of the wrestling event, if you can’t already tell by the name. I have no idea who won or who even wrestled at the event (what am I, a wrestling expert?), but I do know that Nicole Scherzinger was very hot when she did her thing. Pics and video of Nicole Scherzinger at the event below.

As far as I can tell, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Danah Matthews is a showgirl on the Italian TV show Chiambretti Night, where she shows off her dancing moves and incredible ability to put her legs behind her head for men who sit on chairs. I’m sure there’s more to it than that, but that’s just what I’m getting from these pics and video. Seriously, the woman is so incredibly leggy and bendy, that she could probably pass for a Barbie bendable doll. Only hotter. And more Italian. Some incredible pictures of a very hot Italian babe and video of her work on Chiambretti Night for your ogling pleasure.

Fox News is known for their flashy news and their even flashier hot anchor ladies, and Patti Ann Browne is definitely one of those. She’s not what you would call the “classic” Fox News babe (i.e. she’s not even blonde — gasp!) but there’s no denying that Patti Ann Browne is one hot fox mama. You can usually catch her doing those interstitial news updates between commercials and programs, and she regularly appears on the network’s Red Eye show. Wanna know more about her? Check out pattiannebrowne.com. Not sure if it’s her official site, but it’s an excellent resource for her fans.

There’s never a wrong time to showcase a woman and her bikini. Or women and their bikinis. I’m of the mind that if one is good, then more is better. Which is why I refuse to take just one condiment when I go to Burger King or McDonalds or one of those fast food joints the kids like to hang out at. You see, for me, more is always preferable, which is why Madalina Diana Ghenea in a bikini makes for great Monday posting. And yes, that so too makes perfect sense, you’re just too dumb if you don’t get it. How does it feel to be so dumb, dummy? God, you suck.

Ah, another long weekday comes to an end, and once more, we’d like to send you off with a very nice group of pictures courtesy of the gorgeous model Cassie Colvin. I still haven’t been able to find a whole lot on this lovely lass since we last posted her a little ways back, but that won’t stop us from appreciating her in all her fineness. Now remember, kids, when you head into the weekend, don’t forget not to drink and drive, try to stay out of the smoky nightclubs, and if a really hot redhead model approaches you and ask you to dance, say no, because she’s probably an alien who will suck your brain dry. Or maybe that’s just something that happened to me.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Zoe Salmon, an Irish lass who is the host of the TV show Blue Peter. Which, disappointingly, is not about what I thought it was about. It’s actually a children’s TV show. Who would have thunk it? She also appeared on the reality TV show Dancing on Ice, which I believe is sort of like Dancing with the Stars, except it’s on ice. Because, let’s face it, if watching stars fall down while dancing is funny, watching them fall down while ice skating has to be, like, three times as funny, am I right?

Who would have thunk it? I thought celebrities have bodyguards to fight abusive boyfriends. Apparently you can get beaten by your boyfriend even if you’re a world-famous star like Keira Knightley. Or so says this PSA for Women’s Aid in the UK, which has Knightley playing herself, an actress who returns home only to get the stuffing punched and kicked out of her by her douche bag of a boyfriend. Not the prettiest of PSAs, but then again, I suppose that’s the point. Joe Wright, who directed Knightley in “Atonement” and “Pride and Prejudice” helm this 2-minute spot.

How do you go from being the joke of the town one year to one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood the next? Well if you’re Britney Spears and you have a lot of money, it’s probably not too hard. When your entire job is waking up and going out to sing once or twice a month, you have plenty of time to hit the gym, or bring the gym to you. And oh yeah, I hear the doctors in Hollywood are better than the average doctor in the rest of the world. And failing all that, there’s always photoshopping. Not saying that’s what’s going on here in these Candies ads featuring the fallen pop princess, but I gotta tell you, I’d hit that like she was on fire.