The Random Stuff of Interests Page

As far as I can tell, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Danah Matthews is a showgirl on the Italian TV show Chiambretti Night, where she shows off her dancing moves and incredible ability to put her legs behind her head for men who sit on chairs. I’m sure there’s more to it than that, but that’s just what I’m getting from these pics and video. Seriously, the woman is so incredibly leggy and bendy, that she could probably pass for a Barbie bendable doll. Only hotter. And more Italian. Some incredible pictures of a very hot Italian babe and video of her work on Chiambretti Night for your ogling pleasure.

Fox News is known for their flashy news and their even flashier hot anchor ladies, and Patti Ann Browne is definitely one of those. She’s not what you would call the “classic” Fox News babe (i.e. she’s not even blonde — gasp!) but there’s no denying that Patti Ann Browne is one hot fox mama. You can usually catch her doing those interstitial news updates between commercials and programs, and she regularly appears on the network’s Red Eye show. Wanna know more about her? Check out pattiannebrowne.com. Not sure if it’s her official site, but it’s an excellent resource for her fans.

There’s never a wrong time to showcase a woman and her bikini. Or women and their bikinis. I’m of the mind that if one is good, then more is better. Which is why I refuse to take just one condiment when I go to Burger King or McDonalds or one of those fast food joints the kids like to hang out at. You see, for me, more is always preferable, which is why Madalina Diana Ghenea in a bikini makes for great Monday posting. And yes, that so too makes perfect sense, you’re just too dumb if you don’t get it. How does it feel to be so dumb, dummy? God, you suck.

Ah, another long weekday comes to an end, and once more, we’d like to send you off with a very nice group of pictures courtesy of the gorgeous model Cassie Colvin. I still haven’t been able to find a whole lot on this lovely lass since we last posted her a little ways back, but that won’t stop us from appreciating her in all her fineness. Now remember, kids, when you head into the weekend, don’t forget not to drink and drive, try to stay out of the smoky nightclubs, and if a really hot redhead model approaches you and ask you to dance, say no, because she’s probably an alien who will suck your brain dry. Or maybe that’s just something that happened to me.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Zoe Salmon, an Irish lass who is the host of the TV show Blue Peter. Which, disappointingly, is not about what I thought it was about. It’s actually a children’s TV show. Who would have thunk it? She also appeared on the reality TV show Dancing on Ice, which I believe is sort of like Dancing with the Stars, except it’s on ice. Because, let’s face it, if watching stars fall down while dancing is funny, watching them fall down while ice skating has to be, like, three times as funny, am I right?

Who would have thunk it? I thought celebrities have bodyguards to fight abusive boyfriends. Apparently you can get beaten by your boyfriend even if you’re a world-famous star like Keira Knightley. Or so says this PSA for Women’s Aid in the UK, which has Knightley playing herself, an actress who returns home only to get the stuffing punched and kicked out of her by her douche bag of a boyfriend. Not the prettiest of PSAs, but then again, I suppose that’s the point. Joe Wright, who directed Knightley in “Atonement” and “Pride and Prejudice” helm this 2-minute spot.

How do you go from being the joke of the town one year to one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood the next? Well if you’re Britney Spears and you have a lot of money, it’s probably not too hard. When your entire job is waking up and going out to sing once or twice a month, you have plenty of time to hit the gym, or bring the gym to you. And oh yeah, I hear the doctors in Hollywood are better than the average doctor in the rest of the world. And failing all that, there’s always photoshopping. Not saying that’s what’s going on here in these Candies ads featuring the fallen pop princess, but I gotta tell you, I’d hit that like she was on fire.

Goodbye, Megan Joy Corkrey. We knew it would happen, but of course we didn’t expect the goofy behavior on tonight’s episode. Still, we will surely miss Megan Joy Corkrey’s chicken dancing style, those throaty pipes, and those God ugly tattoos. Yes, they’re ugly. I don’t know how a girl this hot ever decided to slap on tattoos that ugly all along her arm, but she did it. I bet it’s all dad’s fault. Oh well, Megan Joy Corkrey has been eliminated from American Idol as of today, and the show is suckier for it. So who am I going to be lusting after now? Maybe Paula, if she can lay off the booze, or Kara, but maybe that’s just too much bitch for me. Hey, we’ll see.

I’ve never actually seen a full episode of the NBC show Chuck, so I don’t really know the context for these pictures of former Battlestar Galactica hottie Tricia Helfer, who is doing a guest spot on the program. I’m guessing these are from some fantasy sequence by the main character Chuck, who according to the commercials, seems to do a lot of fantasizing about the hot women in his life, and Tricia is apparently one of them. At least, for a few episodes. Don’t think she’s a permanent castmember, though the show probably wishes she was. Anyways, some promos of the dangerously hot Number Six doing her thing on Chuck.

Okay, I have to admit, anything with Nicole Scherzinger is fine by me. The girl could be painting her toe nails and I might consider paying to watch it. Okay, maybe not, but maybe I will. I’m not saying either way. You just gotta offer me the opportunity and then I’ll decide. Anyways, Nicole and the Pussycat Dolls (which is to say, Nicole) has done a new version of the song “Jai Ho” from “Slumdog Millionaire”. It’s basically the same instruments as far as I can tell, but with Nicole and the girls and in English. I dunno, sexy, but I sorta like the original better. Maybe it’s because I couldn’t understand a thing it was saying that made it so good.

Megan Joy didn’t get the best comments from the judges last week during Motown Week, but our tattooed hottie survived nonetheless. This week it’s — um, I forgot. I think there’s another theme week, I think they do this every week, but you know, I tune in and out of the show. Usually I just watch it for the hot chicks, which in this case means watching it for Megan Joy, since the only other hot chick was kicked off last week. So basically, yeah, this is it, if Megan gets kicked off the show, I’m also off American Idol. Hey, it’s a tough choice, but it’s either watching a bad singing competition or waxing, and I love my waxing. Anyhoo, more Megan Joy and her ugly tattoos, including the ones on her wrists and feet. Who tattoos their feet?

Got a new beer you want to sell to the masses? And assuming the masses are a bunch of drunken, horny dudes who only buys beer from hot women? Marjorie de Souza has the bikini to do it and the body to fill it up with! Marjorie de Souza is one of the pitchwoman for Polar Beer, which as the name may imply, was made from the wastelands of Antarctica by polar bears. I could be wrong, of course, but this is what I’ve learned after extensive resources. No idea what it is Marjorie de Souza does in-between selling Polar Beer, but we’re assuming it involves lounging around looking sexy.

You don’t get any better than Tuesdays with fresh Kelly Brook bikini pictures. Actually, there is one thing that would be better, and that’s if you were actually on the beach with Kelly Brook as she was doing that whole frolicking thing. Yeah, that would definitely be better. But failing that, eh, these bikini pics of the lovely British lass running about the very wet beach is still pretty awesome, too. And hey, you can always pretend you’re there with her. Just make sure your boss isn’t around when you do. Glassed over eyes and a big stupid grin are dead giveaways that you’re not really working.

See, if they have butt sex, then Edward won’t want to ravish Bella and eat her or … something. Anyways, that’s the premise of this new CollegeHumor.com video, which purports to show a deleted scene from the movie “Twilight”. It’s obviously fake, if you couldn’t guess by the fact that the actors playing Bella and Edward are, like, kinda older than the actual actors. Anyways, it’s pretty funny, as Edward just keeps raising the stakes. First it’s just butt sex, which Bella seems to go for, then it’s no condoms, then a guy with a camera shows up… The best line? “Shout out directions if you got’em!” Hilarious.

Scarlett Johansson in any color is hot, but Scarlett Johansson as a redhead? Hmm, it’ll take a little getting used to, but I’m sure sooner rather than later I’m going to come around and love it. It’s Scarlett Johansson, after all. Even when she’s singing badly, you can’t help but have a crush on the girl. I’m guessing the new darker look is for her role in the upcoming “Iron Man 2″, where she’ll play the duplicitous Black Widow character, a Russian assassin with a lot of secrets. The character has red hair in the comic books, I believe. Anyways, here’s Scarlett Johansson as a redhead in the latest issue of Vogue.

Let’s face it, everyone’s got something that makes them get out of bed on a cold Monday morning and trudge off to work. Maybe it’s a nice cup of coffee waiting for you in the break room, fresh donuts refilled courtesy of your boss, or maybe that cute but kinda slow girl in the cubicle next to you, that you’re convince you can get down and dirty with if only she’d “get” your come-ons disguised as jokes. Whatever it is, you gotta go to work on Monday, and here’s our way of helping you: some Maria Louiza Vourou in her undies. Feel better now? Good. So get to work. That slow girl ain’t gonna romance herself, you know.

How hot is this Padma Lakshmi commercial for burger chain Hardee’s? It’s so hot that I had to learn a new word just to describe it. Yes, that’s right, this is one scintillating commercial. And yes, I know what it means. I had to look it up, I’ll grant you that, but I know what it means now. It means, “Holy shit, that’s Padma Lakshmi, and this commercial might just be the hottest damn hamburger commercial I’ve ever seen, in, like, FOREVER.” Who knew hamburgers could be so stimulating? I mean, I’ve eaten a quarter pounder with cheese once that was pretty good, and a Whopper is good when you’re hungry, but DAAAAAAAAMN.

This week’s weekend send-off is brought to you by model Jenny Lopez, who would once again like to remind you that she is NOT that other Jenny Lopez, aka JLo from the alley. Er, block. To be honest with you, I don’t know if it’s hard on Jenny Lopez to have the same name as the other one, or if it’s easier to get in the door. You tell them you’re Jenny Lopez, which is true, but when you show up they’re surprised you’re not that OTHER Jenny Lopez. But hey, it’s not like you lied to them. Your name really is Jenny Lopez! Okay, so maybe I’ve thought way too much about this, but that’s just how I roll, bitches. Now go and enjoy your weekend and stop yer complainin’.

Contrary to popular belief, Chevy Chase, Maryland is not named after Chevy Chase the actor, but instead Chevy Chase the magician. Oh I’m just kiddin’ ya, kids. There is no such person as a magician name Chevy Chase. Or at least, that we know of. Hmm. Where was I? Oh right, our Random Model of the Day is Hilary Rhoda, who besides hailing from Chevy Chase, Maryland, has exploded thanks to an appearance in the 2009 edition of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue. You know, the issue that has nothing to do with sports, and is all about half-naked girls posing on beaches? Thank you, Sports Illustrated! Here are some of Hilary’s highlights from the issue, plus a making-of video, because I’m cool that way.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is French actress Julia Dietze, one of those blonde girl-next-door types who also happen to be pretty hot. It seems her big break is an upcoming movie called “Iron Sky”, the premise for which (and I shit you not) goes like this: “The Nazis set up a secret base on the moon in 1945 where they hide out and plan to return to power in 2018.” Okay, I’m going to guess that this is some kind of campy comedy. I could be wrong, of course, but that’s just the feeling I’m getting from that premise. Here are a couple of pics of Julia Dietze to get you all jazzed up for “Iron Sky”. As if you aren’t already, am I right? I mean, space Nazis? Come on! Brilliant!