The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Oh look, it’s Marisa Miller, and she’s straddling a big, hard object that’s obviously way too big for her. I wonder how this is gonna turn out? Probably very sexy. I’m talking about a Harley Davidson motorcycle, of course. What did you think I was talking about? Perverts. Here’s a 2009 calendar Marisa Miller did for the bike company, with a couple of 2008 and 2010 months thrown in there just because Marisa Miller is cool that way, and she cares about you. Well okay, she probably doesn’t know you exist, but if she did, I’m sure she would care about you. Then again, you may be a jerk, so never mind.

Our Hot Chick in Jeans of the Day is Audrina Patridge, one of the former stars of MTV’s The Hills. Or Laguna Beach. Or you know, one of those shows on TV that is supposed to be a “reality” TV show, but is as realistic as me sitting in my boxers typing this. Which is pretty realistic, I might add. But I digress. Audrina Patridge looks awfully good in these jeans, and the shot where she doesn’t have her shirt on makes me want to run out and buy these jeans she’s shilling for. Okay, not run out and buy it, maybe leisurely head to my car, get in, and drive to the mall to look at hot girls trying these jeans on. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

You know what time it is, kids? It’s time for bikini goodness from the wonderful world of Colombia! Now I know some of you have never been to Colombia, but I have, and let me assure you, they don’t all ride around on donkeys as you may have heard. In fact, they actually have cars. Sure, they’re all T-models, but cars nonetheless. I kid the Colombians! Anyways, you certainly can’t fault a country that produces girls like Ana Sofia Henao, who knows how to fill that bikini like it’s going out of style. Speaking of which, I once bought a shoe that was going out of style, but by the time I realized it was going out of style, I couldn’t return it. Sucks.

For a balding guy in his ’60s (he’s in his ’60s, right?), Bruce Willis sure knows how to live up life. Hell, I’ll be lucky if I accomplish 5% of the things in my entire lifetime that this guy gets done in one morning. Such as marrying a gorgeous Victoria’s Secret supermodel, which Willis has just done when he hooked up with Emma Heming over the weekend. Lucky bastard. Take a look at some Emma Heming pics below, and then join me in wishing ill on Bruce Willis, will you? Okay, we like the guy, and we don’t want anything to happen to him, but holy shit … Emma Heming is HOT.

Remember when Anna Faris was the wacky girl next door type in the “Scary Movie” flicks? She basically played the straight man in the whole franchise to the Wayans brothers. And let me tell you, when you have to play straight man to the “comedy” of the Wayans, you’re doing yeomen’s work there, chief. What I’m trying to say is, the Wayans suck, but Anna Faris does not. Here’s the now-blonde bombshell continuing her trend of showing up in magazines looking all hot and what have you. Say, Anna Faris, how about doing that Deep Throat movie you’ve been promising us? See, I just wanna watch it for the acting. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Here at The Random Page, we’re very smitten with the gorgeous actress Leslie Mann, who is married to that Judd Apatow guy and usually does his movies as the housewife of the best friend or some such. The very HOT housewife of the best friend or some such. In “17 Again”, Leslie finally gets to be the leading lady. Sort of. In the movie, she’s married to some guy who through the magic of movies becomes 17 years old all over again, and sets about doing stuff 17 year olds do, like going to school and, you know, crap like that. Anyways, Leslie Mann is in it, and so is Michelle Trachtenberg, but I dare you to look at the two women and not notice that Mann just blows the younger kid away by a mile and a half. Hotchie matchie that’s one hot momma.

Check out this video for a new movie called “Give’em Hell Malone”, starring that Thomas Jane guy from “Punisher” and “The Mist”. It also stars Elsa Pataky, who is bloody hot. In the flick, Jane is a private investigator with a big ass revolver who goes around killing people. Okay I don’t think that’s what he actually does in the movie, but it sure looks like he does a lot of killing in this one. The nearly three minute trailer below is bloody as hell and if this movie looks like a bloody good time. Could have used more Elsa Pataky scenes from the movie, though, but hey, I ain’t hatin’.

Today’s Down Under feature is courtesy of the gorgeous Allana Ridge, who this here thing The Internets tells me was a former contestant on the Australian version of America’s Next Top Model. Except over there it’s called Australia’s Next Top Model. Funny how that works. Anyways, I don’t know if she won or lost or what, because obviously that would require more than a few minutes of scouring the net for, you know, research, and I ain’t gonna be doing that today. Sorry, but it just rain a bit here, and it’s really muggy and I’m feeling like going to sleep. But first, hot pictures of Allana Ridge!

The last time Emma Roberts appeared in the movies, she was starring in kiddie movies “Wild Child” and “Hotel for Dogs”. Yes, “Hotel for Dogs”. I bet when you were watching her in those movies, you weren’t thinking that it wouldn’t take long before she showed up in the pages of GQ magazine in her under things. Okay, I don’t know what exactly she’s wearing here, looks like boxers and a tight sleeping shirt. This appearance in GQ magazine seems to be the now-18 year old Emma Roberts letting the world know that she’s all grown up and ready for more adult roles. We’re still not convinced, Emma, maybe some lingerie will help…

Our latest addition to our ever expanding list of Italian hotties is one Francesca Chillemi, who I think is Italian. Well, she has an Wikipedia page, but the damn thing is in Italian. I don’t know if this means Francesca Chillemi is Italian or not, but hey, even if she’s not, whatever. This ain’t college, I don’t gotta do shit perfect, so you shove your rules, Mister Anderson! Ahem. Where was I? Oh right, this here is Francesca Chillemi, who may or may not be Italian, but for the purposes of this post, let’s just go with the theory that she is indeed Italian, and thus fits into our Italian Spice category. And it not, eh, shit happens.

When models do that whole runway thing where they walk 20 yards forward and then 20 yards back, what do you think they’re thinking of? Are they thinking, “Geez, I hope I don’t fall and end up on YouTube!” Or are they actually checking out all the people sitting around them snapping pictures and jotting down notes? After all, there are a lot of celebrities at these fashion shows nowadays, so you’ll tend to get a lot of celebrities. Do you think the female models check out the male celebrities and think, “Dang, I wanna jump his bones”? I’m just thinking out loud, is all. Anyways, here’s Candice Swanepoel to start off your Monday doing the runway thang, as is her profession.

Yessiree bob, that really is the weekend looming ahead, it’s not just your imagination playing tricks on you again. Cause you know, your imagination tends to run amok, and when it’s not running all amoky and whatnot, it’s playing tricks on you by telling you that it’s the weekend when it’s actually just Wednesday, and your boss is about to come over and smack you in the head and force you to come in on a Saturday to finish up those reports you’ve been promising him. Wait, does that actually happen in real-life or is it all a figment of my “Office Space” memories? Stupid imagination. Anyways, here’s your Weekend Send-off courtesy of swimsuit model Lisa Cazzulimi.

This moment in lingerie goodness is brought to you by Giorgia Palmas, an Italian beauty pageant who came THIS close to winning the Miss World title in 2000. What were you doing in the year 2000? Me, it was hiding in my parent’s basement waiting for the end of the world. Imagine my shock when the world didn’t end. I’m telling you, Home Depot just don’t take back a lot of things they promise to take back. Boy, I sure learned my lesson! No more apocalyptic dates for me! Speaking of Giorgia Palmas, here she is in some lingerie for your ogling pleasures.

Arielle Kebbel was recently the star of the horror movie “The Uninvited”, which unfortunately for her and her fans, not a whole lot of moviegoers invited it to waste away their two hours. What I’m trying to say, very delicately, is that the film kinda bombed. But you know what doesn’t bomb? Arielle Kebbel. It’s hard to believe that there’s a lot of womanly curves working under that sweet, angelic looking face. Arielle Kebbel is an enigma wrap in a sexy bundle of joy that way. Here she is in Men’s Health. Not exactly Maxim or FHM, but hey, it’s a decent enough couple of pics I suppose.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — God bless whoever invented the bikini. I bet it’s some French guy. The French are always good at inventing reasons for women to wear as little clothes as possible. It’s one of their more admirable traits, doncha know. Anyways, thanks to whoever invented the bikini, we have South African model Kerry McGregor to gawk at. Perhaps gawk is too harsh a word. More like, ogle and admire. Okay, let’s just go with admire and stop right there before we get into too much trouble. Damn that’s a body.

The thing about NBC’s cop show Life is, it’s one of my favorite shows on the air right now, and because I like it so much, and I always find it so amusingly surprising, I never really want to know too much about it before watching the newest episode. So I was kind of surprise when I tuned into Life last night and surprise, there was the gorgeous Gabrielle Union, who is guest-starring on the show as Charlie Crews’ new partner while his old one is at the FBI, having joined a task force to, one presumes, nail Charlie. Yeah, it’s a pretty sordid mess. It seems like Gabrielle Union will be around for a while, at least until Sarah Shahi delivers her baby, which is not necessarily a bad thing. Sarah is hot, but so is Gabrielle. Plus, her character is a riot.

I’ll admit it, I’ve never actually seen a full episode of the CW’s Gossip Girl show, mostly because, well, I’m not sure I can watch a full 60 minutes of girly girl stuff and not want to shoot myself in the head. But you know what I would like to see on the show? Girl-on-girl action with its two stars, Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. Which is what Rolling Stone apparently thought, because that’s what they gave us in this recent shoot with the two nubile young hotties. Yes, Rolling Stone, you may suck when it comes to music, but you still rock when it comes to getting rising starlets to do sexy things. I congratulate you.

Holy sexy anime! Check out Emmy Rossum in the latest issue of Details magazine, showing off her wares for the general public. I’m not sure if Emmy Rossum has ever looked this hot in a photoshoot, and truth be told, I don’t care. That’s how hot these pictures of Emmy Rossum in Details are. Check her out in her new movie “Dragonball” when it opens next month. I hear it’s got a lot of Emmy, which means a lot of chances to gawk at the big screen and drool like the anime perv you are. Just make sure to save your bathroom runs for when the spikey hair kid shows up and shoots balls out of his hands.

From what I’m hearing from my sources in the industry (re: my nephew, who likes car movies, and has seen the trailer for “Fast & Furious”), Jordana Brewster only has a small role in the latest “Fast and Furious” movie. But hey, as the saying goes, beggars can’t be choosers, and when it comes to big screen time with Jordana Brewster, any amount of role is pretty damn awesome. She is still one of the hotter undiscovered gems in Hollywood, and really needs to be more famous. The girl has always been awesome in everything I’ve seen her in, but then again, maybe it’s just my other brain talking.

Yes, I know. St. Patricks Day was officially yesterday. But since I was, er, busy with other things like, you know, a life, I forgot to make a post on it. So, here is your belated St. Patricks Day theme posting. We list the hottest five Irish celebrities to ever break out of the potato-obsessed country and make it onto the world stage. You got some singers in there, some actors, some models … basically, the five hottest women from Ireland we could find, or at least, know about thanks to this thing the kids are using called Google. We wish we knew more, so if you’re a hot Irish lass, don’t hesitate to drop us a line. We’re giving away T-shirts. No, not really. But I got some T-shirts if you really want one…