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Goodbye, Megan Joy Corkrey. We knew it would happen, but of course we didn’t expect the goofy behavior on tonight’s episode. Still, we will surely miss Megan Joy Corkrey’s chicken dancing style, those throaty pipes, and those God ugly tattoos. Yes, they’re ugly. I don’t know how a girl this hot ever decided to slap on tattoos that ugly all along her arm, but she did it. I bet it’s all dad’s fault. Oh well, Megan Joy Corkrey has been eliminated from American Idol as of today, and the show is suckier for it. So who am I going to be lusting after now? Maybe Paula, if she can lay off the booze, or Kara, but maybe that’s just too much bitch for me. Hey, we’ll see.

I’ve never actually seen a full episode of the NBC show Chuck, so I don’t really know the context for these pictures of former Battlestar Galactica hottie Tricia Helfer, who is doing a guest spot on the program. I’m guessing these are from some fantasy sequence by the main character Chuck, who according to the commercials, seems to do a lot of fantasizing about the hot women in his life, and Tricia is apparently one of them. At least, for a few episodes. Don’t think she’s a permanent castmember, though the show probably wishes she was. Anyways, some promos of the dangerously hot Number Six doing her thing on Chuck.

Okay, I have to admit, anything with Nicole Scherzinger is fine by me. The girl could be painting her toe nails and I might consider paying to watch it. Okay, maybe not, but maybe I will. I’m not saying either way. You just gotta offer me the opportunity and then I’ll decide. Anyways, Nicole and the Pussycat Dolls (which is to say, Nicole) has done a new version of the song “Jai Ho” from “Slumdog Millionaire”. It’s basically the same instruments as far as I can tell, but with Nicole and the girls and in English. I dunno, sexy, but I sorta like the original better. Maybe it’s because I couldn’t understand a thing it was saying that made it so good.

Megan Joy didn’t get the best comments from the judges last week during Motown Week, but our tattooed hottie survived nonetheless. This week it’s — um, I forgot. I think there’s another theme week, I think they do this every week, but you know, I tune in and out of the show. Usually I just watch it for the hot chicks, which in this case means watching it for Megan Joy, since the only other hot chick was kicked off last week. So basically, yeah, this is it, if Megan gets kicked off the show, I’m also off American Idol. Hey, it’s a tough choice, but it’s either watching a bad singing competition or waxing, and I love my waxing. Anyhoo, more Megan Joy and her ugly tattoos, including the ones on her wrists and feet. Who tattoos their feet?

Got a new beer you want to sell to the masses? And assuming the masses are a bunch of drunken, horny dudes who only buys beer from hot women? Marjorie de Souza has the bikini to do it and the body to fill it up with! Marjorie de Souza is one of the pitchwoman for Polar Beer, which as the name may imply, was made from the wastelands of Antarctica by polar bears. I could be wrong, of course, but this is what I’ve learned after extensive resources. No idea what it is Marjorie de Souza does in-between selling Polar Beer, but we’re assuming it involves lounging around looking sexy.

You don’t get any better than Tuesdays with fresh Kelly Brook bikini pictures. Actually, there is one thing that would be better, and that’s if you were actually on the beach with Kelly Brook as she was doing that whole frolicking thing. Yeah, that would definitely be better. But failing that, eh, these bikini pics of the lovely British lass running about the very wet beach is still pretty awesome, too. And hey, you can always pretend you’re there with her. Just make sure your boss isn’t around when you do. Glassed over eyes and a big stupid grin are dead giveaways that you’re not really working.

See, if they have butt sex, then Edward won’t want to ravish Bella and eat her or … something. Anyways, that’s the premise of this new CollegeHumor.com video, which purports to show a deleted scene from the movie “Twilight”. It’s obviously fake, if you couldn’t guess by the fact that the actors playing Bella and Edward are, like, kinda older than the actual actors. Anyways, it’s pretty funny, as Edward just keeps raising the stakes. First it’s just butt sex, which Bella seems to go for, then it’s no condoms, then a guy with a camera shows up… The best line? “Shout out directions if you got’em!” Hilarious.

Scarlett Johansson in any color is hot, but Scarlett Johansson as a redhead? Hmm, it’ll take a little getting used to, but I’m sure sooner rather than later I’m going to come around and love it. It’s Scarlett Johansson, after all. Even when she’s singing badly, you can’t help but have a crush on the girl. I’m guessing the new darker look is for her role in the upcoming “Iron Man 2″, where she’ll play the duplicitous Black Widow character, a Russian assassin with a lot of secrets. The character has red hair in the comic books, I believe. Anyways, here’s Scarlett Johansson as a redhead in the latest issue of Vogue.

Let’s face it, everyone’s got something that makes them get out of bed on a cold Monday morning and trudge off to work. Maybe it’s a nice cup of coffee waiting for you in the break room, fresh donuts refilled courtesy of your boss, or maybe that cute but kinda slow girl in the cubicle next to you, that you’re convince you can get down and dirty with if only she’d “get” your come-ons disguised as jokes. Whatever it is, you gotta go to work on Monday, and here’s our way of helping you: some Maria Louiza Vourou in her undies. Feel better now? Good. So get to work. That slow girl ain’t gonna romance herself, you know.

How hot is this Padma Lakshmi commercial for burger chain Hardee’s? It’s so hot that I had to learn a new word just to describe it. Yes, that’s right, this is one scintillating commercial. And yes, I know what it means. I had to look it up, I’ll grant you that, but I know what it means now. It means, “Holy shit, that’s Padma Lakshmi, and this commercial might just be the hottest damn hamburger commercial I’ve ever seen, in, like, FOREVER.” Who knew hamburgers could be so stimulating? I mean, I’ve eaten a quarter pounder with cheese once that was pretty good, and a Whopper is good when you’re hungry, but DAAAAAAAAMN.

This week’s weekend send-off is brought to you by model Jenny Lopez, who would once again like to remind you that she is NOT that other Jenny Lopez, aka JLo from the alley. Er, block. To be honest with you, I don’t know if it’s hard on Jenny Lopez to have the same name as the other one, or if it’s easier to get in the door. You tell them you’re Jenny Lopez, which is true, but when you show up they’re surprised you’re not that OTHER Jenny Lopez. But hey, it’s not like you lied to them. Your name really is Jenny Lopez! Okay, so maybe I’ve thought way too much about this, but that’s just how I roll, bitches. Now go and enjoy your weekend and stop yer complainin’.

Contrary to popular belief, Chevy Chase, Maryland is not named after Chevy Chase the actor, but instead Chevy Chase the magician. Oh I’m just kiddin’ ya, kids. There is no such person as a magician name Chevy Chase. Or at least, that we know of. Hmm. Where was I? Oh right, our Random Model of the Day is Hilary Rhoda, who besides hailing from Chevy Chase, Maryland, has exploded thanks to an appearance in the 2009 edition of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue. You know, the issue that has nothing to do with sports, and is all about half-naked girls posing on beaches? Thank you, Sports Illustrated! Here are some of Hilary’s highlights from the issue, plus a making-of video, because I’m cool that way.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is French actress Julia Dietze, one of those blonde girl-next-door types who also happen to be pretty hot. It seems her big break is an upcoming movie called “Iron Sky”, the premise for which (and I shit you not) goes like this: “The Nazis set up a secret base on the moon in 1945 where they hide out and plan to return to power in 2018.” Okay, I’m going to guess that this is some kind of campy comedy. I could be wrong, of course, but that’s just the feeling I’m getting from that premise. Here are a couple of pics of Julia Dietze to get you all jazzed up for “Iron Sky”. As if you aren’t already, am I right? I mean, space Nazis? Come on! Brilliant!

Oh look, it’s Marisa Miller, and she’s straddling a big, hard object that’s obviously way too big for her. I wonder how this is gonna turn out? Probably very sexy. I’m talking about a Harley Davidson motorcycle, of course. What did you think I was talking about? Perverts. Here’s a 2009 calendar Marisa Miller did for the bike company, with a couple of 2008 and 2010 months thrown in there just because Marisa Miller is cool that way, and she cares about you. Well okay, she probably doesn’t know you exist, but if she did, I’m sure she would care about you. Then again, you may be a jerk, so never mind.

Our Hot Chick in Jeans of the Day is Audrina Patridge, one of the former stars of MTV’s The Hills. Or Laguna Beach. Or you know, one of those shows on TV that is supposed to be a “reality” TV show, but is as realistic as me sitting in my boxers typing this. Which is pretty realistic, I might add. But I digress. Audrina Patridge looks awfully good in these jeans, and the shot where she doesn’t have her shirt on makes me want to run out and buy these jeans she’s shilling for. Okay, not run out and buy it, maybe leisurely head to my car, get in, and drive to the mall to look at hot girls trying these jeans on. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

You know what time it is, kids? It’s time for bikini goodness from the wonderful world of Colombia! Now I know some of you have never been to Colombia, but I have, and let me assure you, they don’t all ride around on donkeys as you may have heard. In fact, they actually have cars. Sure, they’re all T-models, but cars nonetheless. I kid the Colombians! Anyways, you certainly can’t fault a country that produces girls like Ana Sofia Henao, who knows how to fill that bikini like it’s going out of style. Speaking of which, I once bought a shoe that was going out of style, but by the time I realized it was going out of style, I couldn’t return it. Sucks.

For a balding guy in his ’60s (he’s in his ’60s, right?), Bruce Willis sure knows how to live up life. Hell, I’ll be lucky if I accomplish 5% of the things in my entire lifetime that this guy gets done in one morning. Such as marrying a gorgeous Victoria’s Secret supermodel, which Willis has just done when he hooked up with Emma Heming over the weekend. Lucky bastard. Take a look at some Emma Heming pics below, and then join me in wishing ill on Bruce Willis, will you? Okay, we like the guy, and we don’t want anything to happen to him, but holy shit … Emma Heming is HOT.

Remember when Anna Faris was the wacky girl next door type in the “Scary Movie” flicks? She basically played the straight man in the whole franchise to the Wayans brothers. And let me tell you, when you have to play straight man to the “comedy” of the Wayans, you’re doing yeomen’s work there, chief. What I’m trying to say is, the Wayans suck, but Anna Faris does not. Here’s the now-blonde bombshell continuing her trend of showing up in magazines looking all hot and what have you. Say, Anna Faris, how about doing that Deep Throat movie you’ve been promising us? See, I just wanna watch it for the acting. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Here at The Random Page, we’re very smitten with the gorgeous actress Leslie Mann, who is married to that Judd Apatow guy and usually does his movies as the housewife of the best friend or some such. The very HOT housewife of the best friend or some such. In “17 Again”, Leslie finally gets to be the leading lady. Sort of. In the movie, she’s married to some guy who through the magic of movies becomes 17 years old all over again, and sets about doing stuff 17 year olds do, like going to school and, you know, crap like that. Anyways, Leslie Mann is in it, and so is Michelle Trachtenberg, but I dare you to look at the two women and not notice that Mann just blows the younger kid away by a mile and a half. Hotchie matchie that’s one hot momma.

Check out this video for a new movie called “Give’em Hell Malone”, starring that Thomas Jane guy from “Punisher” and “The Mist”. It also stars Elsa Pataky, who is bloody hot. In the flick, Jane is a private investigator with a big ass revolver who goes around killing people. Okay I don’t think that’s what he actually does in the movie, but it sure looks like he does a lot of killing in this one. The nearly three minute trailer below is bloody as hell and if this movie looks like a bloody good time. Could have used more Elsa Pataky scenes from the movie, though, but hey, I ain’t hatin’.