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Today’s Down Under feature is courtesy of the gorgeous Allana Ridge, who this here thing The Internets tells me was a former contestant on the Australian version of America’s Next Top Model. Except over there it’s called Australia’s Next Top Model. Funny how that works. Anyways, I don’t know if she won or lost or what, because obviously that would require more than a few minutes of scouring the net for, you know, research, and I ain’t gonna be doing that today. Sorry, but it just rain a bit here, and it’s really muggy and I’m feeling like going to sleep. But first, hot pictures of Allana Ridge!

The last time Emma Roberts appeared in the movies, she was starring in kiddie movies “Wild Child” and “Hotel for Dogs”. Yes, “Hotel for Dogs”. I bet when you were watching her in those movies, you weren’t thinking that it wouldn’t take long before she showed up in the pages of GQ magazine in her under things. Okay, I don’t know what exactly she’s wearing here, looks like boxers and a tight sleeping shirt. This appearance in GQ magazine seems to be the now-18 year old Emma Roberts letting the world know that she’s all grown up and ready for more adult roles. We’re still not convinced, Emma, maybe some lingerie will help…

Our latest addition to our ever expanding list of Italian hotties is one Francesca Chillemi, who I think is Italian. Well, she has an Wikipedia page, but the damn thing is in Italian. I don’t know if this means Francesca Chillemi is Italian or not, but hey, even if she’s not, whatever. This ain’t college, I don’t gotta do shit perfect, so you shove your rules, Mister Anderson! Ahem. Where was I? Oh right, this here is Francesca Chillemi, who may or may not be Italian, but for the purposes of this post, let’s just go with the theory that she is indeed Italian, and thus fits into our Italian Spice category. And it not, eh, shit happens.

When models do that whole runway thing where they walk 20 yards forward and then 20 yards back, what do you think they’re thinking of? Are they thinking, “Geez, I hope I don’t fall and end up on YouTube!” Or are they actually checking out all the people sitting around them snapping pictures and jotting down notes? After all, there are a lot of celebrities at these fashion shows nowadays, so you’ll tend to get a lot of celebrities. Do you think the female models check out the male celebrities and think, “Dang, I wanna jump his bones”? I’m just thinking out loud, is all. Anyways, here’s Candice Swanepoel to start off your Monday doing the runway thang, as is her profession.

Yessiree bob, that really is the weekend looming ahead, it’s not just your imagination playing tricks on you again. Cause you know, your imagination tends to run amok, and when it’s not running all amoky and whatnot, it’s playing tricks on you by telling you that it’s the weekend when it’s actually just Wednesday, and your boss is about to come over and smack you in the head and force you to come in on a Saturday to finish up those reports you’ve been promising him. Wait, does that actually happen in real-life or is it all a figment of my “Office Space” memories? Stupid imagination. Anyways, here’s your Weekend Send-off courtesy of swimsuit model Lisa Cazzulimi.

This moment in lingerie goodness is brought to you by Giorgia Palmas, an Italian beauty pageant who came THIS close to winning the Miss World title in 2000. What were you doing in the year 2000? Me, it was hiding in my parent’s basement waiting for the end of the world. Imagine my shock when the world didn’t end. I’m telling you, Home Depot just don’t take back a lot of things they promise to take back. Boy, I sure learned my lesson! No more apocalyptic dates for me! Speaking of Giorgia Palmas, here she is in some lingerie for your ogling pleasures.

Arielle Kebbel was recently the star of the horror movie “The Uninvited”, which unfortunately for her and her fans, not a whole lot of moviegoers invited it to waste away their two hours. What I’m trying to say, very delicately, is that the film kinda bombed. But you know what doesn’t bomb? Arielle Kebbel. It’s hard to believe that there’s a lot of womanly curves working under that sweet, angelic looking face. Arielle Kebbel is an enigma wrap in a sexy bundle of joy that way. Here she is in Men’s Health. Not exactly Maxim or FHM, but hey, it’s a decent enough couple of pics I suppose.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — God bless whoever invented the bikini. I bet it’s some French guy. The French are always good at inventing reasons for women to wear as little clothes as possible. It’s one of their more admirable traits, doncha know. Anyways, thanks to whoever invented the bikini, we have South African model Kerry McGregor to gawk at. Perhaps gawk is too harsh a word. More like, ogle and admire. Okay, let’s just go with admire and stop right there before we get into too much trouble. Damn that’s a body.

The thing about NBC’s cop show Life is, it’s one of my favorite shows on the air right now, and because I like it so much, and I always find it so amusingly surprising, I never really want to know too much about it before watching the newest episode. So I was kind of surprise when I tuned into Life last night and surprise, there was the gorgeous Gabrielle Union, who is guest-starring on the show as Charlie Crews’ new partner while his old one is at the FBI, having joined a task force to, one presumes, nail Charlie. Yeah, it’s a pretty sordid mess. It seems like Gabrielle Union will be around for a while, at least until Sarah Shahi delivers her baby, which is not necessarily a bad thing. Sarah is hot, but so is Gabrielle. Plus, her character is a riot.

I’ll admit it, I’ve never actually seen a full episode of the CW’s Gossip Girl show, mostly because, well, I’m not sure I can watch a full 60 minutes of girly girl stuff and not want to shoot myself in the head. But you know what I would like to see on the show? Girl-on-girl action with its two stars, Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. Which is what Rolling Stone apparently thought, because that’s what they gave us in this recent shoot with the two nubile young hotties. Yes, Rolling Stone, you may suck when it comes to music, but you still rock when it comes to getting rising starlets to do sexy things. I congratulate you.

Holy sexy anime! Check out Emmy Rossum in the latest issue of Details magazine, showing off her wares for the general public. I’m not sure if Emmy Rossum has ever looked this hot in a photoshoot, and truth be told, I don’t care. That’s how hot these pictures of Emmy Rossum in Details are. Check her out in her new movie “Dragonball” when it opens next month. I hear it’s got a lot of Emmy, which means a lot of chances to gawk at the big screen and drool like the anime perv you are. Just make sure to save your bathroom runs for when the spikey hair kid shows up and shoots balls out of his hands.

From what I’m hearing from my sources in the industry (re: my nephew, who likes car movies, and has seen the trailer for “Fast & Furious”), Jordana Brewster only has a small role in the latest “Fast and Furious” movie. But hey, as the saying goes, beggars can’t be choosers, and when it comes to big screen time with Jordana Brewster, any amount of role is pretty damn awesome. She is still one of the hotter undiscovered gems in Hollywood, and really needs to be more famous. The girl has always been awesome in everything I’ve seen her in, but then again, maybe it’s just my other brain talking.

Yes, I know. St. Patricks Day was officially yesterday. But since I was, er, busy with other things like, you know, a life, I forgot to make a post on it. So, here is your belated St. Patricks Day theme posting. We list the hottest five Irish celebrities to ever break out of the potato-obsessed country and make it onto the world stage. You got some singers in there, some actors, some models … basically, the five hottest women from Ireland we could find, or at least, know about thanks to this thing the kids are using called Google. We wish we knew more, so if you’re a hot Irish lass, don’t hesitate to drop us a line. We’re giving away T-shirts. No, not really. But I got some T-shirts if you really want one…

I get the feeling it won’t be long before Anna Faris and her management convinces her that in order to be taken seriously as an actress, she has to do a movie where she takes off her top and gets groped by a Latino gangbanger in a seedy motel. I call it the Anne Hathaway Method. Hey, it worked for Anne Hathaway! Or maybe she can go the Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba route and pretend to play a stripper, but never actually show anything. She can be edgy and mature and still be a prude! I call that the Bullshit Hollywood Stripper Method. Whatever she decides to do, Anna Faris will look good doing it. This recent spread in GQ mag makes my case for me.

In our latest installment chronicling the lengths the Japanese will go to freak us out, here is your introduction to the HRP-4C. What the hell is an HRP-4C, you ask? ABC has your answer: “The girlie-faced humanoid with slightly oversized eyes, a tiny nose and a shoulder length hair boasts 42 motion motors programmed to mimic the movements of flesh-and-blood fashion models.” Basically, it’s a robot. A walking, creepy (but kinda cute) girl robot. Pictures and video below. You gotta realize, of course, that it’s only a matter of time before futuristic sex slave bots are invented, right? Time to put in your orders now, kids! She only costs, er, 3 million to produce. Maybe they can get the Chinese to make them cheaper…

In case you haven’t heard, there’s a new “Fast and Furious” movie set to open next month. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker are back, but so are the ladies, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster. The two ladies are joined this time around by a third hottie, Israeli actress Gal Gadot. I think the plot of the movie has to do with cars and racing and law-enforcement. Hey, I could be wrong, but that’s just the feeling I’m getting. Anyways, here are promos featuring the three ladies in question. Go see the movie and maybe they’ll make a fifth one. Maybe this time they’ll include the Japanese chick from the second movie. One can only hope.

You ever wonder what female race drivers wear under those ugly one-piece overalls that they’re forced to wear when they drive in their fancy racing cars or whatever it is those things that go vroom vroom around the circle thingie are called? Apparently it’s lacy underwear. Hey, beats wearing boxers and those soccer undershirt thingies that women who play soccer wear, right? Okay, so I don’t know what I’m talking about. Whatever. Here’s our Sports Babe of the Day, Swiss race car driver Christina Surer. Has she actually won a race? No idea. She looks good in lacy underwear, though, and really that’s all I care about.

If you thought that Bar chick was the only hot item out of Israeli, you would be wrong, but I don’t blame ya. Bar Refaeli has been everywhere lately, including my dreams, which let me tell you, is not that easy to get in. True story: I once turned down a half-naked Jessica Alba. You can ask her for confirmation, but she’d probably just lie and tell you I made it up. It still stings, I guess. Anyways, here’s Amit Freidman, the latest Israeli hottie out of, um, Israel. What have I told you about paying attention? Dammit, you guys are making me angry with your non-paying attention ways. Anyways, please to ogle.

Stiletto heeled vigilantism never looked hotter than when Malin Akerman was doing it in the movie “Watchmen” as Silk Spectre II. Comic book geek geeks, like Nite Owl, got a real treat when Akerman took her costume off in the Owl Ship, and we were very happy ol Zack Snyder decided to shoot the film as an R-rated kick-ass flick instead of a lame, watered down PG-13 nonsense. Continuing our obsession with Malin Akerman’s ability to kick ass and look hot, here she is in Maxim magazine, stiletto heels included. God bless whoever invented this cumbersome footwear. You are our hero.

So what exactly is it about Bar Refaeli that makes her so gosh darn hot? I don’t know, she’s not exactly the tallest or thinnest or insanely fit model out there. Okay, she’s cute, but she’s not overly uber hot. (Okay, okay, she is uber hot. Forget I said that.) Maybe it’s the fact that she’s dating a movie star, or that she’s the current Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl. I don’t know what is it about Bar Refaeli that makes her so friggin’ hot, but she just is. So, check out some Bar Refaeli bikini pictures, because what else do you gotta do that’s so important on a lazy Monday? Exactly. So make sure your boss isn’t coming down the aisle, and quick, check out the pictures! Ah, hardly working, or working hard, ain’t that the age old question?