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Hey look, kids, it’s Louise Glover, the 5′5″ bundle of hotness from Across the Pond, back again to show you how real women, with curves and whatnot, wear sexy lingerie. We’re glad Louise Glover is here to show us, because frankly, we’ve forgotten. Okay, not really forgotten, but it’s always nice to be reminded. Actually, Louise reminds me of a girl I used to know in high school, and of course by “used to know” I mean she sat in front of me in class and told me if I came near her again, she’d scream for help. I think she was being a tease, that girl. Anyways, Louise Glover is back in lingerie.

In the latest issue of Men’s Fitness, Jennifer Morrison says she likes it when “a guy wears a T-shirt, and you can see a little curve of the muscle sticking out. That’s sexy!” Yes, we have to agree. Even though you cant see the “little curve of muscle” sticking out of our T-shirt, we like to think we’re sexy enough to catch House star Jennifer Morrison’s attention. Then again, we are a little delusional when it comes to hot TV stars, so maybe it’s all in our head. But you know what’s not all in our head? Jennifer Morrison looking hot as hell in the latest issue of Men’s Fitness magazine. Check her out, check her outers.

Hey, look, it’s Diora Baird! You probably still don’t know who Diora Baird is, but I’m telling you, there will come a time when this woman becomes really famous. Okay, maybe it’s going to take a while, but I’m telling you, she’s got everything it takes to get really famous in Hollywood. One, she’s gorgeous to look at. Two, she’s got killer eyes. And as to acting talent, look, I haven’t actually seen anything she’s been in, but if Jessica Alba can become world famous by just being pretty, why can’t Diora Baird? That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Anyways, your Monday is courtesy of Diora Baird on her back. Well, in two of the three pics, anyway.

Your weekend send-off is brought to you by Jules Asner, former E! Channel host. You know, before people on the E! Channel deluded themselves into thinking they were “journalists”? Oh yes, the good old days. Anyhoo. Here’s Jules Asner, model turned TV correspondent turned woman of my dreams. You don’t see Jules a lot on TV anymore. I don’t know if she’s even still in the business, but whoever managed to snag this leggy beauty must be one lucky SOB. Anyways, go drink, be merry, and try not to throw up on your co-workers. That’s just uncool.

For some reason, when Olivia Wilde recently appeared in GQ magazine, they made her do weird things with some acrobatic props. Hey, I’m not complaining. It shows off Olivia Wilde’s stretchiness, if you will, and there’s nothing wrong with that. In the interview, Wilde is said to be an ardent Obama supporter (really, who isn’t in Hollywood?) and all-around great human being. Or at least that’s what the article claims. Whatever. The girl is hot, so we’re not going to argue with her. Check out some of her pics, and head over to GQ for more if you’re so inclined. They even have a video of her shoot there.

Who says you have to fight off alien invasions? Okay, so maybe Laura Vandervoort and Morena Baccarin’s characters are actually lizards underneath those human skin of theirs, but whatever, as long as they leave the skin on, it’s all good. Just like the hottie Cylons from Battlestar Galactica, the alien lizards of the new V TV show are definitely good reasons to go along with the whole human subjugation and Earth domination thing. Sure, being slaves will probably suck, but wouldn’t it be worth it? Maybe? Okay, probably not so much, but one can dream. Laura Vandervoort and Morena Baccarin promos for their new show V.

In case you don’t know, Megan Fox is coming out with a new “Transformers” movie this Summer. Why Summer? Because you need to be hot and sweaty to fully appreciate the hot and sweaty hot nature of Megan Fox, that’s why, and don’t you ever forget it. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, Megan Fox is one of the stars of the movie, and here are some promos featuring Megan Fox running away from killer robots. And standing around looking hot. Basically, Megan Fox being Megan Fox, which translates into Megan Fox doing pretty much anything.

Modeling pictures of a pretty girl on Mondays is awesome, isn’t it? Disagree with that last statement at your own risk. Yes, I will come over there, knock on your door, and run away, having left a big bag of poo. Why? Because that’s how I roll, bitches. Anyways, it sure beats waiting for you to come out. You might you know hit me or something. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, here are some bikini modeling pics of the lovely Priscila Monroe. I still don’t know all that much about her, except that she’s a model, and she may or may not be Latina. What do you want, blood? Well tough!

Your Weekend Send-off for the week is brought to you by the Australian model Jessica Gomes. Yes, she actually is Australian. Albeit one of Singaporean Chinese and Portuguese descent. If you ever wondered what someone with Singaporean Chinese and Portuguese blood in them looks like, point them to Jessica Gomes. Granted, they might not look nearly as good as Gomes, but let’s face it, when you grow up with a name like Gomes, you better be pretty hot, or all the boys will be writing your name in the snow with pee. What, boys still do that, right? Anyways, some Jessica Gomes to get you started on what is sure to be a miserable, unfulfilling weekend. You’re welcome.

Tori Praver is a model, and she’s the hot girl in the Arby’s cheeseburger commercial. You know, the one where schlub is sitting on a bench eating an Arby’s cheeseburger, when this totally hot blonde shows up and starts walking toward him, and he thinks she’s looking at someone else, but it turns out it’s all him? She then gives him her phone number on a sheet of paper, only his hands are so greasy from the cheeseburger he smears her number. Great commercial. Took me forever to figure out who the girl in it was, but I’ve since learned it’s Tori Praver. Check out the commercial below.

If Australian hottie Anna Torv is still not a known name in your household yet, a second season of her Fox show Fringe should just about do it. And if it still doesn’t, well, then your household just watches crappy TV shows. Anna Torv is the star of Fringe, one of those X-Files type shows, except where it took Gillian Anderson a few years to grow on me, Anna Torv pretty much did it from the first episode. I dunno, there’s just something so sexy about her. No wonder Abrams cast her out of thousands of girls. Dude knows a star in the making when he sees one. And so do we.

If you didn’t fall in love with Maura Tierney during her Newsradio days, then you don’t have a pulse. Either that, or you’re a chick or you’re gay. Note, I didn’t say fall in lust with Maura Tierney, I said fall in love. Because Maura’s character on the show, Lisa Miller, wasn’t the kind of girl you fell in lust with. You sort of looked at her like the pretty girl next door who grew up to be the hottie you always thought she would be. Anyways, Maura’s gone on to do tons of other work since Newsradio, but to me, she’ll always be pretty girl next door Lisa Miller. Anyways, someone snapped pics of her in jeans, and yup, the girl next door has gotten way better looking than I remember her. Hot, even.

Silly nerds and your delusional fantasies.

So, did Danica Patrick finally win a race? I don’t know, and I don’t really care. I do know that Danica Patrick keeps showing off the body in those Godaddy.com ads and in magazines like this latest appearance in Shape magazine. She’s wearing a bikini, of course, which is a must for every celebrity show shows up on the cover. Inside the magazine, you get Danica Patrick’s daily exercise routine, which apparently involves playing around with a yellow ball. Huh, that’s all it takes to look that good? Damn, and here I am going to the gym. Stupid gym.

Here’s Daniela Hantuchova displaying her amazing ability to fill out a bikini like it’s going out of style. I’m telling ya, them Hollywood starlets could take some lessons from the likes of Daniela Hantuchova and their work-out regime. Of course I’m assuming they work out because they have to play sports for a living, and it doesn’t pay to look like a fat slob when you’re an athlete. Of course, unless you’re Charles Barkley or you hit a small white ball with a big wooden bat on that diamond thing. Whatchamacallit, baseball or other. Anyways, here are two quick looks at Daniela Hantuchova in a bikini. Me likey very muchy.

Chances are Monica Bellucci will still look this good when she turns 60, but just in case she doesn’t, there are always pictures like these to remind us what a gorgeous, fine-looking thing she was back in her heyday. No idea about the context for these pics, and chances are I’ve already posted them before years ago, but whatever, these are so good they deserve to be post again. And if you don’t agree with that, go to hell. Go to hell and die.

Leighton Meester is one of the stars of that show about girls and how they like to talk gossip with each other. Or something to that effect. In any case, it’s one of those teen shows on the CW where no one over 15 years old actually watches, or if you do, then you’re probably a little lame and should be tarred and feathered. But hey, maybe I’m being overly critical, seeing as how Leighton Meester is one of the stars, and she looks pretty darn good. Here’s Leighton at the beach showing off a not-entirely-bad body in a bikini. Maybe I should start watching Gossip Girl…

Moon Bloodgood is one of the stars of the upcoming “Terminator Salvation” movie, where a small band of human survivors battle the evil machines for control of the planet. Moon Bloodgood is one of the resistance fighters. I believe she wears a lot more clothes in the movie than she’s wearing in this shoot for the latest issue of Maxim magazine. Then again, if the girl looks this good in her undies and bra, maybe the machines will think twice about shooting her. But I digress. Word is, the movie has a Moon Bloodgood topless scene that has been cut. We’re guessing it’ll show up on the DVD to get all the pervs (you know, like you and me?) to buy it. Sold!

There’s not a whole lot of things about Mondays to get all excited about, but here’s one: once you get to work, quickly log onto our site and gawk at these fine, fine pictures of lingerie model Daniela Cosio. Okay, so maybe you’re already logged on and gawking at said pictures if you’re reading this, so you probably didn’t do it because I told you so. Um, okay, now I’ve just confused myself. See, I’m deep that way, and don’t you forget it. Anyhoo, here is more of Daniela Cosio in those nice, frilly lingerie that all the boys go crazy over. And of course by all the boys I mean anyone with a penis.

The last we heard, Gisele Bundchen had gotten hitched to Tom Brady of the New England Patriots. Or maybe they’re just engaged. I would do some research to bring you the facts, but what the hell is this, Wikipedia? Go type in Gisele Bundchen and get your own facts, dammit. Anyhoo. So here’s Gisele Bundchen somewhere doing something in a very nice, revealing dress. She’s such a nice gal this Gisele Bundchen that she even leans over to let the photographers snap some pics of her fine, very very fine Brazilian cleavage. Thank you, Gisele Bundchen’s cleavage! Now go home and get drunk, ya bums. The weekend is here!