The Random Stuff of Interests Page

How could you not like Alyssa Milano in a Halloween get up? What are you, some kind of commie? Heck, even commies will tell you, “What’s wrong with you, comrade? How can you not dig Alyssa Milano in a Halloween get up?” See, told ya. Anyhoo, here’s former “Charmed” star Alyssa Milano all dressed up for Halloween and tweeting it for the masses. Someone get this girl her own show again already. Geez, that girl from “Dharma and Greg” gets another show, and Alyssa Milano doesn’t? It’s just not right, man, just not right.

Your Discovery of the Day is Kelly Karloff. Who is Kelly Karloff, you ask? I haven’t a clue. She has a Myspace page, though I don’t think it’s her official page. She’s apparently a spokesmodel for something called Miss Karmaloop, whatever that is. One thing is for sure, though: Kelly Karloff cuts quite the figure. I believe the kids would refer to her as hot, or whatever kids are calling it nowadays. Whatever you call her, just don’t forget to call her for a photoshoot. In my basement. Ahem.

Every now and then we like to indulge in a little American supermodel posting. After all, there’s only so many Brazilian supermodels you can post before you get tired of the same old thing, right? Oh who am I kidding. You can never get enough of those girls from Brazil! But hey, it’s still nice to show a girl like Julie Henderson every once in a while and enjoy that wonderful all-American bikini body, and Julie Henderson certainly has a nice bikini body.

Carla Ossa is a model, and um, she looks really good in lingerie. Which you would imagine is the point of being a model, right? Anyways, so if modeling ever had some kind of union, I’m sure Carla Ossa would pass being that she’s purty and whatnot. Where am I going with all this? I’m not sure myself, my mind works in wondrous ways, or so my mom keeps telling me. The point is, Carla Ossa is hot, and thank God for eyes, otherwise we wouldn’t be able to enjoy these great pics of Carla Ossa in lingerie being all hot and whatnot.

Okay, I’ll admit it, it’s not the blue skin, it’s the fact that Zoe Saldana’s blue-skinned alien is mostly nude in the trailer. I’m easy that way.

I don’t know the context behind these pictures of Kelly Brook underwater swimming around with some girls, and frankly, it doesn’t really matter. I mean, it’s Kelly Brook, she’s all wet and in a bikini, and she’s underwater. That in itself should be pretty awesome, right? Plus, last I heard, she had dump her ugly boyfriend, which for some reason makes her five times more attractive than before. I don’t really know how that works, but I swear it’s true.

What’s better than pictures of Miranda Kerr in Victoria’s Secret undies? How about Marisa Miller in Victoria’s Secret undies? Well you can’t have everything, since if you did then you’d probably be fat and never leave the house, being that you got everything and all. And yes, that makes perfect sense. Where was I? Oh right, what more do you need but some pictures of Miranda Kerr in Victoria’s Secret undies? Not a whole damn lot, that’s what. Please to enjoy.

I will grant you that if there’s one thing wrong with Luiza Windberg (and I use the word “wrong” in the looseless terms) it’s that she’s a tad skinny. Okay, she’s all skinny. No muscle, no tone, but I ain’t complaining. Okay, maybe I did complain a little but you know, that’s just how I roll. Anyways, your daily dose of chicks in bikini brought to you this Thursday is courtesy of model Luiza Windberg. She’s no Marisa Miller, but you know what, not everyone can be.

Oh let’s face it, the only thing that makes a bra a “fantasy bra” is who is wearing it, and when Marisa Miller is wearing it, everything is a “fantasy” something. You could put a roll of toilet paper on the woman and call it “fantasy TP”, and people would buy it. Or at least, guys would buy pictures of it and do what guys do with pictures of hot, half-naked women. But hey, here’s Marisa Miller selling the Fantasy Bra, which I take to mean it’s capable of time travel and other groovy, fantastical things. I could be wrong, of course.

We’ve already introduced you to Israeli’s latest hot stuff, so here are more of her, and what better day to bring out some lingerie goodness with Esti Ginzburg than Wednesday? It’s been proven throughout the history of time that hot girts in lingerie looks even hotter on a Wednesday. Failing that, you could try it out on the other six days. Okay, I admit it, Esti Ginzburg in lingerie looks good on any other day, but you know, I’m just trying something new here, so whatever.

People need to stop fucking with Mel Gibson.

Olga Maliouk is a model from the Ukraine, and that’s pretty much all I know about her. Okay, so I know a little bit more than that. She’s tall, leggy, she’s blonde, and she looks like a million bucks in lingerie. See? I told you I knew something about her. Oh, by the way? She’s the from the Ukraine. Did I mention that? You know just in case I forgot. Anyhoo, check out some Olga Maliouk. She’s from the Ukraine, you know.

So I’m at home in my boxers as I am wont to do, when it occurred to me that Priscila Monroe is quite the babe. Okay, so that’s not the first thing that occurred to me. First of all, I forgot to set my alarm, so when I woke up my first thought was, “Shit, I forgot to set my alarm”, cause you know it’s now afternoon and junk. Anyhoo, here’s more of Priscila Monroe in some lingerie, cause what’s better than a hot woman in sexy lingerie? Maybe Snapples and ice, but that’s another story.

Marg Helgenberger is one of the stars of the long-running “CSI” show on CBS. I think this show has been on for so long that Marg Helgenberger went from a hottie to a MILF while on the show. Mind you, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Marg Helgenberger is pretty hot stuff even now, and as you can see from these pics, she’s obviously got some very nice legs. Needless to say, Marg Helgenberger can cuff me anytime, preferably in the bedroom.

Quite possibly the greatest dog video … EVER.

I’ve only seen Gina Carano fight once, and she won the round. Mostly, I think, the girl she was fighting sort of didn’t have the heart to actually go “all in”, as it were, but Gina did, and she pummeled the poor girl. Anyways, Gina Carano was much thinner and less “muscle-y” back then, and she’s since bulked up quite a bit since. Mind you, the girl is still hot, as you can see from this appearance on the cover and in the pages of ESPN’s special “The Body” issue. Oh yeah, now that’s a body worth ogling, alright. I might even be willing to take a punch for that. Maybe.

Granted, there’s nothing overly special about these pictures of Canadian actress Vanessa Lengies in jeans, but I can’t help it, there’s just something so damn hot about a pretty girl filling out a nice pair of jeans and showing her midriff while she’s at it. And hey, it’s not like Vanessa Lengies is chop liver, either. She’s what you would call next-door pretty. Would you start a war to get her attention? I don’t know, I’d have to think about it, but maybe. One thing I am sure of, though? Vanessa Lengies is our hot chick in jeans of the day.

South African Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel is what you would call not ugly. As in, “Man, that girl is so not ugly, I’d drink her bathwater.” Plus, it’d probably taste like cinnamon and perfume, too. Mind you, not that I know what perfume tastes like. I mean, what am I, weak in the head? I don’t go around drinking perfume. At least, not anymore. Ahem. Anyways, here’s Candice Swanepoel, looking all kinds of fine in her Victoria’s Secret best. By the way, Victoria’s secret? The awesome superpower to hire awesome looking supermodels. Awesome!

Jennifer Gareis is a former beauty queen from New York who has graduated to acting and modeling. I don’t recall ever seeing her in anything big, so I’m going to assume that she hasn’t quite “made it” in the biz, as they say in the comfy confines of, well, the biz. Hey, there’s always time, and if the acting thing doesn’t work out, there’s always the modeling thing. As you can tell from these bikini goodness pictures, Jennifer Gareis knows how to fill out a bikini. Oh my!

Abigail Clancy is one of Pepsi Max’s spokeswoman for their London area, which I believe includes, er, London. Or places around it. Abigail Clancy is mostly known as a model and being generally hot, which is a lot better than being known as a model and ugly. Cause, you know, that would beg all kinds of questions, such as, how did an ugly woman become a model? Who hired her in the first place? And why are we all pretending she’s not ugly? Fortunately, Abigail Clancy is not ugly, and is downright hot, and she likes Pepsi. Or so she says. The bikini convinces me.