Jaime Murray in Valentine Promos
Good God. I can’t believe the gorgeous Jaime Murray is now playing someone’s mom on TV! Well I have to say, she must be TV’s hottest MILF, that’s for sure. The show in question is Valentine on the CW. So what’s it about? Apparently Jaime will play the mother of a bunch of Greek Gods who lives in modern times, whose sole job seems to be to bring people together. I guess it’s, er, a comedy? Anyways, it’ll probably get canceled after one year, but until then, here are some Jaime Murray promos for Valentine. I don’t know about Jaime Murray playing someone’s mom, even if she is supposed to be a Goddess. But eh, it’s the CW, who the hell knows what goes on over there.
Latin Flavor: Danielle Nogueira
I was originally going to put this post the Lingerie Model of the Day category, but then I realized that might be shortchanging Danielle Nogueira just a little bit, and the last thing we want to do is to shortchange a babe in a bikini. That’s just not how we roll around here, doncha know. So her name is Danielle Nogueira, and she’s yet another perfect Brazilian to grace magazine covers and slip on lingerie for fashion designers around the world. And check it out — I actually think Danielle Nogueira also kinda looks a lot like a brunette version of Brooke Burns. Am I right or am I right? Anyways, please to enjoy some lingerie and bikini pictures of this very flavorful newcomer.
Adriana Fonseca Brings the Heat
Whenever I find myself in Veracruz, Mexico, I always take a moment to check the TV for a show or movie starring Adriana Fonseca, because according to IMDB.com, she’s an actress who has been on TV tons. For those of you who don’t understand Spanish, “tons” means she’s been on TV a lot of times. See? Who says my four years of Spanish classes have been lost to time and a lazy mind? Well, my parents, but I try to not listen to them as much as possible. In any case, here’s more heat from Mexican actress Adriana Fonseca, who brings the heat like it’s going out of style. FYI: Adriana Fonseca’s parents were both dentists. Adriana, on the other hand, decided to just go the stay hot and sexy career route, and all is right with the world.
Dido’s Safe Trip Home Album Promos
Dido Armstrong (just Dido to her friends, and the millions of people who have bought her CDs over the years) has a pretty good voice. Okay, that’s underselling it. Dido Armstrong has a friggin awesome voice. I could go to sleep listening to that voice. And the songs aren’t bad, either, not that I listen to chick songs, mind you. Ahem. I’m way too masculine for that. Just ask all the girls I bang on a daily basis. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Anyhoo, Dido’s got a new album coming out, “Safe Trip Home”, which is due out next month. No doubt it’ll be a great collection of songs. Not, ahem, that I would ever know, because I won’t be buying it. I listen to, like, heavy metal and stuff like that, being the manly man and all. Ahem. Some promos of Dido for “Safe Trip Home”.
Deal or No Deal Model Megan Abrigo
When you’re a Deal or No Deal model, and your job is to stand on that stage and hold one of, what, 50 suitcases? How exactly do you stand out? Well, it’s kind of hard, but when you’re not holding briefcases and smiling prettily at the camera and the latest retarded contestant, you do as much modeling as you can. And just to make sure you stand out some more, you make sure that body looks good in a bikini, because let’s face it, the only thing worst than a model who can’t fill out a bikini like gangbusters is a fat housewife wearing those belly shirts. It just ain’t right, man. Not at all. Anyhoo, this is Megan Abrigo. Please to enjoy.
Italian Spice with Melita Toniolo
No wonder Melita Toniolo won the Italian version of the Big Brother program. (Once again, I have to say — thanks, Big Brother! I don’t think a show has single-handedly given us as many redhot babes as the Big Brother program. Whoever invented this thing — way to go, bro!) But I think you can figure out why Melita Toniolo won. Hey, maybe she’s got a great personality, or maybe she’s really good with people, but I’m pretty sure the fact that Melita Toniolo has some freakishly killer curves didn’t hurt, either. Plus, the rack. Melita Toniolo is a pretty well-endowed young woman. Now who could possibly vote against Melita Toniolo? You’d have to be totally stupid to do so. Or gay. I ain’t either, so of course I voted for her. Which is pretty odd, since I don’t even live in Italy, and don’t even know the phone number to call in order to vote, but I digress.
Pania Rose Bikini Madness
In some universes, there is such a thing as too many pictures of hot girls in two-piece bikinis. We call them the Totally Retarded Universes. Or as my nephew puts it, TRU. That’s my nephew for ya. People find ways to come up with long-winded titles for things, and the kid just puts the kibosh on the whole thing with the most succinct response. Kid is a genius, I’m telling you. Now if only he would stop eating grass. Where was I? Oh right. In this universe, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with a hot women in a bikini. In fact, here’s model Pania Rose to prove my point. See? Who says I don’t back up my assumptions with proof? Hah! Showed you, didn’t I?
Swedish Treats with Mini Anden
Mini Anden may have started life as a Swedish model, but she’s since turned that gig into a pretty active career in American TV and in Hollywood. You might have seen her as the really hot chick in a recent episode of NBC’s Chuck (you know, the one about the geek with the computer brain with the blonde protecting him?), she was also in Entourage, Shark, and Dirt. In the movie world, she’s got a small role in “Tropic Thunder” and has a slightly bigger role in Dane Cook’s “My Best Friend’s Girl”, which I believe is a hilarious laugh-a-second. Or maybe not. Well, Mini Anden will be in there, and hopefully she’ll be wearing her bra and panties, because let’s face it, there’s not a better way to wow Hollywood then to slip on the bra and panties and walk around onscreen for an hour or two. Or at least that’s what I tell all my Hollywood starlet wannabes.
Latin Flavor: Mariana Rodrigues
Now I don’t exactly know who Mariana Rodrigues is, or where she comes from, but being that her last name is “Rodrigues”, I’m going to naturally assume that she’s from Latin America or thereabouts, or is of Latin heritage. And if not, well, I blame it all on my poor public school education, which has convinced me that anyone whose name is hard to pronounce must either be German or Brazilian. I don’t think Mariana Rodrigues is either German or Brazilian, but she probably hails from a country down south. And if not? Uh, it’s all good. Here’s Mariana Rodrigues in a bikini looking all kinds of good and junk. As George Lopez would say, “Whatcha!!!!” He says that, right? I’ve only seen an episode or two, so I’m guessing. Please to enjoy.
Double Dose of Aussie Hotness with Miranda Kerr and Delta Goodrem
Before Miranda Kerr and Delta Goodrem came around, it used to be that Australia was known only for kangaroos and that guy who likes to wrestle crocodiles. (Please send all hate mail to, therandompagehatesmycountry@randompage.com — this bit shamelessly stolen from Late Night with Conan O’Brien) Nowadays, it’s known for putting forth really hot women with great, long, lean bikini bodies. For example: Miranda Kerr and Delta Goodrem. Now if you were to ask me who I’d take to an island for the next 10 years, I would have to go with singer Delta Goodrem, which, I’ll grant you, is an odd choice considering that Miranda Kerr is, like, a supermodel and junk. But maybe it’s just the dress Delta is wearing in these pics, with those revealing shoulders, but the supermodel takes a backseat on this one. Sorry, Miranda, maybe when I get lost on another island, you can come along. But no promises, though.
Anne Hathaway Loves Anal Sex (or Not)
According to someone who knows someone who may or may not have bought an issue of Esquire Magazine once in their life, there is an upcoming interview with movie princess Anne Hathaway in Esquire Magazine where Anne confesses to the joys of backdoor pleasures. Or at least, that’s what someone said who sent the scoop into some site that may or may not be real. Re: It’s probably bullshit. But what the hell, it’s not like I got anything else better to do with my time. And come on, doesn’t the very notion that Anne Hathaway not only likes anal sex, but actually recommends it, sound so much better than, say, Anne Hathaway decrying the virtues of backdoor bumming in favor of the ol standard missionary mambo, which you would think would be more Anne’s forte? But hey, don’t let me ruin your daydreams, kiddos. Here are some pics to help you with your fantasies on this subject, you pervs.
Deutchland Hottie Florentine Lahme
Now while it’s true that I could have easily saved Germany’s Florentine Lahme for one of our Random Foreign Babe of the Day columns, I had already used that one up for today, and I didn’t want to wait. Nay, I COULDN’T wait to post Florentine Lahme and introduce you to this gorgeous little thing from the land of Germans. You know, Germany? In any case, here’s Florentine Lahme. I don’t know if she’s an actress, a model, or the girl who delivers my milk in the morning (Yes, that’s right, I get milk delivered in the morning; what of it?), but there is one thing I know for sure: Florentine Lahme is friggin’ awesome hot, and I know who I’ll be daydreaming about for the next few hours! (Why only the next few hours? Um, ADD?)
Sports Babe of the Day: Franziska van Almsick
Remember all those jokes about German swimmers at the Olympics? About how they were so pumped full of steroids that they looked more like men? Well you can throw that out of the water (get it? German swimmers? water? Oh man, I rock), because here’s former German Olympics swimmer Franziska van Almsick, and she is smoking hot. Also, check out the tramp stamp. Big, huh? You know what they say about women with huge tramp stamps. That’s right — if you write them letters professing your love, they’ll buy you breakfast. Good, tasty breakfast, at that! So start writing, kids! But I digress. Our Sports Babe of the Day is Franziska van Almsick. Me likey!
Poker Babe Danielle Lloyd
So what are the chances that former Miss England and Miss Great Britain (two different things, I’m told) Danielle Lloyd actually plays poker when she’s not out and about getting the boys all randy (as they like to say Across the Pond)? I haven’t a clue, as in my experience, although there are plenty of hottie types who knows how to play poker, there really isn’t all that many that actually excels at it. Has Shannon Elizabeth actually ever won a poker tournament that didn’t have the word “Celebrity” in the title? I don’t know, but I’m incline to believe, No. Then again, Jennifer Tilly has won, so you know… Wait, where am I going with this? Um, Danielle Lloyd was at the World Series of Poker in London recently, and she was bending over tables. Oh yeah. Lovely.
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Triana Iglesias
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Triana Iglesias, a lingerie/bikini model from Oslo, Norway, which I believe is somewhere between Alaska and Japan, smack dab in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. She describes herself thusly on her Myspace page: “My name is Triana and I am half Norwegian, half Spanish.. My mum is from Asturias in Spain,but I was born and raised in Oslo,Norway… Ever since I was a little girl I wanted to be a superhero. -Wonderwoman “feemale force in a bikini!” saving the world with superhero powers. Now I am living in Oslo,and I still want to save the world with super powers…” I had no idea Wonder Woman as a “female force in a bikini”, but hey, why not? I’ll go along with it.
Scarlett Johansson is off the Market
If you’re like me (and God help you if you are), then you’ve probably been practicing your come-on line for that day when you stumble across Scarlett Johansson in a bar somewhere, hopefully while she’s on the rebound. Well, that’s sorta still possible, even if the news of the weekend is that Scarlett Johansson has gotten hitch to Ryan Reynolds somewhere in Vancounter, British Columbia, which I believe is in Canada or thereabouts. So what are the chances that this thing will actually work out? I dunno. They sure are pretty enough to make very pretty babies, but hot young celebrities usually don’t squirt out the kids unless the marriage is the RESULT of an unplanned pregnancy, in which case your chances of catching the female half on the rebound a year or so from now is pretty darn good. So, Scarlett Johansson is off the market. Here’s a look at what Ryan Reynolds will be coming home to at nights. The bastard.
Blake Lively Swimsuit Shoot
Now I’m not saying there’s nothing better than a picture of Blake Lively on the beach in a two-piece bikini, but I am saying that I would have preferred it if someone had cut this black swimsuit that Blake Lively is wearing for this beach shoot into two pieces and then, you know, sort of drape it over her oh-so-lovely and gorgeous body. I don’t know if Blake Lively has the most perfect skin in all of Hollywood, but I am saying that it’s very possible that Blake Lively, star of the CW’s Gossip Girl, might just have the most perfect skin in all of Hollywood. Then again, this is Hollywood, which, at one point in time, convinced me that Fran Drescher was actually hot. I stand in front of you ashamed and repentant. Blake Lively? Not a gosh darn thing to be stressed about. Please to enjoy.
Yes, Even More Megan Fox from How to Lose Friends
What’s that, you say? You can’t get enough of Megan Fox pictures from her new movie “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”, even though the chances of you actually going to see this thing is about the same odds that you’ll finally get a girlfriend by the time the film opens, and no, I’m not talking about the “girl from Canada” who no one has ever met? Why, of course! You only need to ask, mon ami. Here’s more of the always foxy Megan Fox from “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People”. And yes, it does appear this scene involves Megan Fox stripping down to bra and panties in the middle of a party. You’re welcome. Now go out and try to get a girlfriend, for God’s sake. You’re embarrassing both of us here.
Geri Halliwell is the Newly Appointed Limber Spice Girl
Wait, didn’t the Spice Girls reunite or something? Last I heard, they had. Or maybe I just wanna, I wanna, I wanna believed they had reunited. (Get it? Oh man, I kill me.) In any case, I don’t know what Geri Halliwell has been up to now that the group is no longer still touring (they still aren’t touring, right? damn my lazy lack of researching!), but perhaps it involved something to do with exorcising every single inch of fat from her body and replacing them with cold, hard hotness. I have to admit, Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice was never really my favorite of the group (like everyone else, I thought Posh was hot, way before she got so thin that you could literally see through the poor, emancipated girl), but I’m changing my mind. Geri Halliwell is officially the hottest Spice Girl out there. Or at least, the most limber.
Down Under with Lisa Jenkins
Wow, how long has it been since we dipped into the clear blue oceans of Australia for another lovely lass from the land of Down Under? Well it’s been a while. It’s not like I actually keep track of this thing, you know, I mean come on, it’s hard enough keeping track of my daily intake of Cheetos, I can’t be spending additional time keeping up with the nonsense I post on this blog on a regular basis. That having been said, boy, it sure has been a while since we posted a lass from down under, huh? Well to rectify that little mistake, here’s Lisa Jenkins. She’s an Australian model who used to be on Big Brother or something. I think. If I’m wrong, let’s just pretend I’m right and enjoy the pics, shall we?
