The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Marg Helgenberger is one of the stars of the long-running “CSI” show on CBS. I think this show has been on for so long that Marg Helgenberger went from a hottie to a MILF while on the show. Mind you, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Marg Helgenberger is pretty hot stuff even now, and as you can see from these pics, she’s obviously got some very nice legs. Needless to say, Marg Helgenberger can cuff me anytime, preferably in the bedroom.

Quite possibly the greatest dog video … EVER.

I’ve only seen Gina Carano fight once, and she won the round. Mostly, I think, the girl she was fighting sort of didn’t have the heart to actually go “all in”, as it were, but Gina did, and she pummeled the poor girl. Anyways, Gina Carano was much thinner and less “muscle-y” back then, and she’s since bulked up quite a bit since. Mind you, the girl is still hot, as you can see from this appearance on the cover and in the pages of ESPN’s special “The Body” issue. Oh yeah, now that’s a body worth ogling, alright. I might even be willing to take a punch for that. Maybe.

Granted, there’s nothing overly special about these pictures of Canadian actress Vanessa Lengies in jeans, but I can’t help it, there’s just something so damn hot about a pretty girl filling out a nice pair of jeans and showing her midriff while she’s at it. And hey, it’s not like Vanessa Lengies is chop liver, either. She’s what you would call next-door pretty. Would you start a war to get her attention? I don’t know, I’d have to think about it, but maybe. One thing I am sure of, though? Vanessa Lengies is our hot chick in jeans of the day.

South African Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel is what you would call not ugly. As in, “Man, that girl is so not ugly, I’d drink her bathwater.” Plus, it’d probably taste like cinnamon and perfume, too. Mind you, not that I know what perfume tastes like. I mean, what am I, weak in the head? I don’t go around drinking perfume. At least, not anymore. Ahem. Anyways, here’s Candice Swanepoel, looking all kinds of fine in her Victoria’s Secret best. By the way, Victoria’s secret? The awesome superpower to hire awesome looking supermodels. Awesome!

Jennifer Gareis is a former beauty queen from New York who has graduated to acting and modeling. I don’t recall ever seeing her in anything big, so I’m going to assume that she hasn’t quite “made it” in the biz, as they say in the comfy confines of, well, the biz. Hey, there’s always time, and if the acting thing doesn’t work out, there’s always the modeling thing. As you can tell from these bikini goodness pictures, Jennifer Gareis knows how to fill out a bikini. Oh my!

Abigail Clancy is one of Pepsi Max’s spokeswoman for their London area, which I believe includes, er, London. Or places around it. Abigail Clancy is mostly known as a model and being generally hot, which is a lot better than being known as a model and ugly. Cause, you know, that would beg all kinds of questions, such as, how did an ugly woman become a model? Who hired her in the first place? And why are we all pretending she’s not ugly? Fortunately, Abigail Clancy is not ugly, and is downright hot, and she likes Pepsi. Or so she says. The bikini convinces me.

Michelle Vawer is a model, and that’s pretty much all I know about her. Maybe, in the months and years to come, we shall come to learn more about this mysterious beauty name Michelle Vawer, but until then, here are some lingerie pictures that she did for a modeling gig. Oh, modeling gigs. Was ever a great profession invented that catered so much to the men? Okay, I’m sure the women who buy these lingerie likes them, too, but really, isn’t it all about the boys? Of course, being one of the boys, I’d say that, cause we’re self-centered that way. Anyhoo, Michelle Vawer in lingerie goodness.

How long has it been since “NYPD Blue” went off the air? About the same time Charlotte Ross stopped being famous, I would imagine. I have no idea what she’s doing now, but oh boy, back in the day, Charlotte Ross swung a mean police badge. Unfortunately she had to play a romantic lead opposite Dennis Franz, and that’s never a good thing. Or a pretty thing. Fortunately there’s nothing wrong with Charlotte Ross. In fact, there are a lot of very right things with her. Here are some reasons to miss “NYPD Blue”.

I think I’ve made my policy regarding alien invasion pretty clear. If we’re going to get invaded by anyone, at least they should look like the girls of “Battlestar Galactica” or at least the girls of the new “V” TV show, Morena Baccarin and Laura Bandervoort. Hey, is that asking for too much? I don’t think so. Fortunately for us, we have Elizabeth Mitchell to help fight them off. Here are some Season 1 promos for ABC’s new “V” show, which is set to premiere later this year as a 4-hour mini-series. Me likey muchy.

Forty-six year old former supermodels shouldn’t look as good as Elle MacPherson, but there she is, all 46 years of her, looking like she could pass for 20 if you didn’t know her name. Of course, as with all women who have squirted out a brat or two, Elle’s had to tighten that body up, but man, they sure look pretty awesomely tight, if I may be permitted to make up a phrase. Here’s Elle MacPherson on the beach daring you not to notice that she’s still got it in spades.

Jenna Fischer in a bikini is nice. Jenna Fischer looking better than expected in a bikini is glorious. If you don’t like the idea of “The Office” star Jenna Fischer in a bikini, then you’re a Commie, and you should go kill yourself right now. But in case you’re not a Commie, here’s Jenna Fischer on the cover of Shape Magazine rocking a bikini. Methinks “The Office” was the best thing that ever happened to the airwaves. Let’s face it, we all knew someone like Jenna Fischer’s character from “The Office” in real life, and we always imagined she’d look incredible underneath her conservative office dress. Guess what? We were right!

Israeli model turned actress Moran Atias is one of the stars of the Starz Channel’s original TV series “Crash”, based on that movie that won a ton of awards. She plays a character named Inez on the show, and apparently it’s a very, very sexy character. Here are some promos from the show, featuring the oh-so-lovely Moran Atias in a killer red dress that would probably start a couple of wars if wars were prone to be started by lovely women in killer red dresses. But I digress.

You think if Ashley Greene showed off these kinds of legs in the “Twilight” movie that the kids love so much that vampires would bite her in the legs instead of on the neck? I’m just wondering. Heck, I’m talking out of my butt, since I don’t even know if Ashley Greene is one of the vampires or not. She probably is. Or isn’t. Who knows. Sure, I could find out by watching the movie, or Googling, but who has time for that? Am I right or am I right? Here’s Ashley Greene showing off the goods.

You know, I tried to come up with some context for these pictures of Petra Nemcova in the ocean taking a dip while wearing a dress. I mean, yeah, I tried, but I kinda gave up about halfway through the first time trying. I mean, life’s too short, right? Anyways, as if you needed context with your pictures of hot women doing weird things like taking a dip in a dress. Here’s Petra Nemcova to brighten up your day with some wetness.

Anyone who knows me knows that I love me some ravishing redhead. If I had to choose, I’d choose eating good food, footballs on Saturdays and Sundays, and ravishing redheads. And not necessarily in that order, too. Too much, you say? Not enough, I respond. Cause that’s just how I roll. Anyhoo, here’s Scarlett Pomers, a former “Star Trek” child actor turned adult actress on sitcoms starring country musicians. And oh yeah, she’s a redhead, and she happens to be uber ravishing.

You already saw that stunning video of Kate Beckinsale shooting her recent Esquire photo spread (you know, the one where she is crowned Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive?), but here are the pics from that same Esquire issue. I gotta tell ya, there’s nothing hotter than a really smoking hot woman standing in her panties watching a video of herself posing in nothing but lingerie. I mean, come on, that’s just hot, I don’t care where you’re from, who you are, or even your sexual preference.

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake strikes again.

And you thought Bar Refaeli was the only bikini-clad export that Israel could produce! How dare you. Check out Esti Ginzburg, the latest Israeli product to be featured in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue, thus guaranteeing her fame and fortune and attention from lonely bloggers in their mom’s basements, of which I am not a part of, of course. Ahem. So where was I? Oh right, here’s Esti Ginzburg, SI’s latest import. Next stop? Dating movie stars and Victoria’s Secret would be my guess.

So yeah, there are two girls in two of the three pics below, and I’m going to pretend like I can tell them apart. Hwang Mi Hee is the girl with the slightly tinted red hair, right? Or, er, the brunette. Dang, if these girls aren’t sisters, I’ll eat my socks. (I reserve the right now to eat my socks even if I’m wrong.) In any case, I wasn’t going to grab a copy of Windows 7 and make Bill Gates rich, but now that two very cute South Korean girls are hawking it, I might change my mind. Of course, it would help if Hwang Mi Hee and her little friend came over to convince me personally, but failing that, these pics might do it.