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Whoa! It’s Cindy Taylor! You remember, the girl who used to host the E! Channel’s Wild On TV show? Where she would go to different parts of the world and invariably end up on the beach while wearing a two-piece bikini? Yeah, that Cindy Taylor. She’s a little older, and the face is a tad different. I don’t know, maybe it’s the make-up they put her in, but it doesn’t really look like the Cindy Taylor that we know and love. Still looking smoking hot in a bikini, though, and really, isn’t that what’s important? Please to enjoy.

Just who exactly is Megan Corkrey, you ask? She’s the American Idol singer with the hot blonde hair, the gorgeous face, and the right arm full of ugly tattoos. As in, that entire right arm is COVERED in tattoos. I’m convinced showing off that arm the last time she sang is the reason why she didn’t make it through to the round of finalists. Especially with that face, that’s just a guarantee finalist face right there, folks. But the last time she sang, she showed off her tattoed right arm, and America let out a loud “Ewwwwwwww”. She’s got a second shot in the show’s Wild Card episode tonight, and here’s hoping she keeps the arm covered. How does a girl with such a pretty face decide to mutilate her entire arm like that? I blame the dad.

You would be forgiven for thinking that “Terminator Salvation” was destined to suck the big suck. After all, it’s being directed by that guy who did “Charlie’s Angels”. You know, the movie with the retarded slow motions and crazy wire-fu that made absolutely no sense? Then he did that football movie that no one saw. What I’m trying to say is, despite all the evidence pointing to “Terminator Salvation” sucking harder than any movie has sucked before, it doesn’t. At least, from the looks of this latest trailer. This thing looks good. I mean, ass-kicking good. So good I want to see this thing, like, today. Or tomorrow. I’m kind of busy today. But definitely tomorrow.

Our Random Model of the Day is Cassie Colvin, a redhead beauty that you won’t be able to find anything on these here Internets. She’s a total mystery to the world, except for the fact that she’s got a rocking body and it’s not everyday you find a gorgeous lingerie and bikini model who is also a redhead. I think there might be a fashion law or something that you can only allow once every decade, although I could be wrong. Personally, I think fashion designers don’t like hiring ravishing redheads like Cassie Colvin because they’re just too smoking hot. Okay, so maybe that doesn’t make any sense, but whatever. Here are some Cassie Colvin. Please to ogle.

Remember that movie with Jessica Alba in a bikini for 99% of the time? It was called “Into the Blue”. Yeah, I don’t remember anything about it, either, except Jessica Alba was in a bikini for pretty much the entire movie. Well they made a direct-to-DVD sequel, and this one stars Laura Vandervoort from TV’s Smallville. Yes, Supergirl herself. Now you get to see what made her so “super” to begin with. Hint: it’s the body. Those long legs, long flowing blonde hair, perfect face. Basically, the whole shebang. Here are some promos featuring Laura Vandervoort in a (what else?) bikini from the movie, called “Into the Blue 2: The Reef”. It’s about pirates and treasure or something. Point is, Laura Vandervoort is in a bikini through most of it. Nuff said.

It’s been a while since we journeyed to the Land Down Under. I’m talking about Australia, of course. You know, that country that is part of Europe, squeezed in somewhere between France and Belgium? This lesson in international geography brought to you by Miss Johnson in Geography Class. Thank you, public high school! Where was I? Oh right. The latest babe from the land Down Under is Belinda Chapple, a singer and former member of the girl group Bardot. I think they’re a hip-hop band or something. What’s that? You didn’t know the Aussies did hip hop? Well you’re wrong. How does it feel to be so wrong, mister wrong pants?

Hey, if you gotta discover some weird Russian supermodel walking around in your backyard, she mind as well be wearing lingerie, right? Now I don’t know what Irina Sheik is doing wandering around in someone’s fields in these pictures, but it’s not like I care. What, suddenly you need actual context to go along with your pictures of half naked women in lingerie? You’re nuts. We don’t do context. We don’t do flossing or deodorants, either, but don’t tell our girlfriends. That’s just how we roll, bitches. Please to enjoy some Irina Sheik in the fields. In lingerie. You gotsa put on the lingerie for your aimless fields wanderin’ doncha know.

Hey, kids, remember Stacy Keibler? She was supposed to be the next big thing after her stint on Dancing with the Stars. Only it didn’t turn out that way. I don’t know why, to be honest with you. Stacy Keibler is one of the hottest girls on the planet, bikini or not, and she really should be more famous right now. But she’s not. Such is the inequities of life. Or Hollywood. Either/or. Anyways, Stacy Keibler and her publicist wants to remind you that she’s still around, thus this latest appearance in FHM magazine. We’d like to thank Stacy Keibler for reminding us that she’s still around. We had forgotten. We have bad memories here at the Random Page.

Like most Spanish actresses, Paz Vega is no stranger to nudity. She’s looking smoking hot in this spread for the Spanish version of FHM, but if you’re into a Paz Vega fix, I would take a look at her Spanish movies. In America, a well-known actress taking her clothes off in a movie is a cause for controversy; in Europe, it’s another day on the movie set. God bless the Europeans. They don’t do a whole lot of things right, but they sure know how to convince their hot actresses to take off their clothes. Here’s Paz Vega, who is still trying to conquer Hollywood the last time I checked, in FHM giving the boys what they want. Man, that’s one pretty face.

Granted, there’s not a whole lot of clothing that Megan Fox WOULDN’T look good in, but this pair of jeans just … yeah, wow. She even looks good with that big honkin’, fugly Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her arm. Really, what the hell was she thinking getting that? Anyways, enough with the fugly tattoo. The thing about Megan Fox is, she’s now single, boys, which means you still have no shot. Oh well. By the way, how do you think Megan puts those jeans on in the morning? I mean, how tight are those? Does she, like, get lowered into them via a crane or something? Good God those are some tight jeans!

Hey, remember Cindy Taylor? You know, the very popular host of the E! Channel’s Wild On TV show? She took over for Brooke Burke, remember? No? Well nevermind then. Just know that Cindy Taylor is a really hot American model who has been on TV once, not all that long ago, and she’s one of those girls who was born to wear a bikini. Which is what she’s doing in most of these pictures. Yeah, funny how that works, huh? Please enjoy some Cindy Taylor for your Monday, and let’s get to work being productive for The Man, cause you know you’re just a tool working hard for The Man, aren’t you? Aren’t you?

Your weekend send-off for this week is brought to you by Brazil’s own Fernanda Mello, a model who might convince you to misspell the word mellow next time. Yes, that makes perfect sense, you’re just not cool enough to get it. But never you mind that, let’s focus on what you’re going to do this weekend, and who you’re going to avoid, namely that creepy girl from down the office who keeps giving you the eye. You think to yourself that she might be interested, but if so, why does she keep spreading all those rumors that you have STDs, which just ain’t right. This weekend, you should ask her why she’s all up in your biz, and if she refuses, accuse her of sexual harassment. Always works for me.

Gaby Espino is a Venezuelan model (usually strutting around in bikinis, thank you very much) who is also the pitchwoman for something called Polar Beer. It’s a beer brand that I’ve never heard of, but it’s got a polar bear on it. I think that’s a polar bear. It could be a giant cat. Who knows what they grow down there in Venezuela. But I digress. Gaby Espino is the pitchwoman for the beer, which usually involves her going around in a bikini selling it to the public. Here she is on the beach with a blonde friend selling the beer. I would buy it, but I would be more prone to buying it if they would just start touching and giggling. That would be, like, really awesome hot.

With a name like Thais Souza Wiggers, you just know our Latin Flavor of the Day, Brazilian hottie has to be a hottie. You just don’t go through life with that kind of name unless you’re blonde and tall and can turn heads and get guys to do things for you, like beat up the girls making fun of your name. Plus, it’s not like guys will be making fun of her. Well they might, but probably just to get her attention, which is when she convinces them to jump off a roof, cause that’s just how hot women behave, don’t you know. Anyways, where was I? Oh right. Please to enjoy some Thais Souza Wiggers. She’s Thai Souza-rific.

You know, I wish I was into this Dragonball thing that all the kids are into, then that way I might be more excited about seeing “Dragonball” on the big screen. But I’m not, mostly because I’m not a virgin and I kinda have a girlfriend, although she keeps playing games with restraining orders and what have you. She’ll come around. Anyhoo, I wish I was into Dragonball, then maybe I’d be more into these pictures of Emmy Rossum as Bulma from the movie. What kind of name is Bulma? Sounds like an old fat chick with 10 cats, not a hot young thing like Emmy Rossum. She’s quite the hot young thing, you know.

Lingerie models are like taffy, and everyone loves taffy. Sure, it tends to get a little sticky, especially in the early beginnings, and there you are, trying to chew on it, and it keeps getting stuck in the little crevices between your teeth. It’s annoying, to be sure, but then again, it just tastes so good, you keep putting more taffy in and chewing, and getting even more into those crevices. You really should stop, because taffy is not good for your teeth, but you can’t help yourself. Like lingerie models. That’s what lingerie models are like. Taffy. Honest, this makes perfect sense. Anyways, here’s Chelina Manuhutu, your Lingerie Model of the Day in some — what else? — lingerie.

Sure, there are a lot of reasons to watch mixed martial arts fighting. You got your fighting, which is always good for a sit-down, and you got your blood, which is a must have, and there is the drama of seeing if one guy can pound the other guy’s face into a flat mush of meat and bones covered in blood. Okay, kind of gory. But you know it ain’t ballet, right? Another reason to watch MMA fighting? Gina Carano. Of course you already know that by now. I don’t even know if Gina Carano still does MMA fighting, since she seems to have gone into acting and TV now, what with the American Gladiator stuff and modeling she’s been doing. Here she is in Maxim, reminding you again why chicks who can beat you up are kinda hot.

The gorgeous Danneel Harris is most known for playing a character on the TV show One Tree Hill. You know, the show about the house next to the tree? On the hill? I’m pretty sure that that’s what the show was about. I could be wrong, but probably not. Anyhoo. Danneel Harris is the really hot redhead on the show. You can’t miss her. Or if you did miss her, you won’t now after she’s returned to the pages of Maxim magazine. You know, bikinis always look good on hot girls, but for some reason, it looks especially good on a hot redhead. In case you haven’t noticed, I think Danneel Harris is pretty damn hot.

Our Random Model of the Day is Lisa Cazzulimi, who hails from the Land Down Under. No, I’m not talking about China, I’m talking about Australia! Man, your geography sucks, guys. Anyways, who is Lisa Cazzulimi, exactly? I haven’t a clue, but she definitely qualifies for our Random Model of the Day category, being that she’s a model, and today is a day. I’m not sure what day it is exactly, since I’ve run our of my daily brew of Red Bull, and you know what that means — yup, it’s another full day of wandering around in a daze, not knowing where I’m going, where I’ve been, and getting mugged by schoolgirls after 4:00 p.m. Cause, you know, that’s when schoolgirls get out of school. Ahem. Get some Lisa Cazzulimi.

Speaking of Freida Pinto and “Slumdog Millionaire” (remember we were just talking about them?), here’s the music video “Jai Ho” from the movie. As we all know, the word “Jai Ho” means “Dude, where’s my loaf of bread? You didn’t steal it, did you?” Because, you know, the movie is about the slums of India, and how everyone there is a thief. Or something like that. Look, it won like a gazillion Oscars. That’s gotta count for something, right? Better than winning none, I suppose. Anyways, here’s that insanely catchy video for “Jai Ho” starring Freida Pinto and those other people. Baila! Baila! Indeed.