The Random Stuff of Interests Page

If you can believe it, our Latin Flavor of the Day, model Dolores Barreiro is already a mother of three. I’m not sure how that’s possible, given those perfect legs and slender frame, but hey, who am I to argue against the accuracy of IMDB. They’re like Wikipedia, only with less letters in their name. Anyways, also according to IMDB, Dolores Barreiro is an actress who has appeared in “Rayo, El” and “Planetario”, both shows I’ve never seen, and probably never will, given I don’t live in Argentina or speak Spanish. Except for Habla. I know that means “cookie”. Right?

Our Random Model of the Day Elsa Hosk hails from Sweden, where it’s always Winter and mass transit means you can go from house to house using nothing but snowboards. Yes, it’s true. The Swedes are just cool that way. That’s where Elsa Hosk comes from. Okay, so maybe I got Sweden mixed up with Utah, but close enough. Here’s Elsa Hosk. She’s a model, and she looks really good in a bikini. She’s blonde, 5′9″, and when she flashes those baby blue eyes for you, you’re liable to run into traffic and get run over by a car. Hey, if you’re gonna get run over by a car, why not at the hands of a hot Swede with a killer bod?

Megan Joy Corkrey, officially now just Megan Joy, it would appear, is the sexiest girl with the ugliest tattoo you’ll see on American Idol. Last year there was that Irish chick, but let’s face it, she wasn’t nearly as hot as Megan. Last night Megan did “Rockin’ Robin” as her Michael Jackson song. It was, er, really weird, but she was really hot, and the song was kinda cool anyways. I wish she would cover up that right arm and stop the goofy dancing, though. I mean, there’s nothing worst than a hot girl who can’t dance. Yow. More Megan Joy for your ogling pleasure.

I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, but holy shit, this latest trailer for “Star Trek” actually looks good. In fact, it looks so good I might even tell people I might go see this thing and not have them look at me like I’m a total loser who has never touched a girl. Okay, so maybe I’ve never touched a girl, but that has nothing to do with this post. As I was saying, this trailer for the Trek reboot looks friggin’ awe-tastic. That’s right, it looks so good I couldn’t just use awesome or fantastic, I had to joined the two words and call it awe-tastic. That’s how awesome/fantastic this thing looks. Check it out for yourself, check it outers. Bonus reason to see this thing: the scorching hot Zoe Saldana plays a young Uhura and Kirk gets to take that hot ass for a spin. Booyah!

Being a Victoria’s Secret supermodel rocks. You get to lounge around on a sofa in your bra and panties all day. Every now and then some guy snaps a picture of you. You get to order people around and munch popcorn like it’s going out of style. Okay, maybe not the last sentence, but definitely the first two. Here’s Heidi Klum, Victoria’s Secret’s non-to-secretive super pitchwoman promoting the lingerie line’s so-called “perfect one bra”. I don’t know if that bra is perfect or not, but I sure like the fact that it’s allowed me to see Heidi Klum in her bra. Because, you know, I like stuff like that.

So what does it take to become a Miss Universe? Well, for one, you need two legs, two arms, a nice looking face, and oh yeah, a body that can rock a bikini doesn’t hurt, either. Yeah, yeah, I know the whole pageant thing is supposed to be about personality and talent and — oh who are we kidding. It’s the body, and the bikini show. It’s why we tune in, and how we choose our winners. That, and how much money people can spend to buy off the judges. I kid, of course. Such things never happen at such events. Anyways, 2008’s Miss Universe is Dayana Mendoza from Venezuela. Okay face, but a fantastic body. The woman was born to parade around in stiletto heels and a bikini.

Our Random Model of the Day is another Sports Illustrated hottie from London name Gerda-Marie Mare. According to her Sports Illustrated (South African edition) profile, our very attractive bikini model loves tennis, because she’s into chicks and chicks grunting as they chase those yellow balls are like really attractive. Okay, so I made that last part up, but she really is into tennis, and I’m pretty sure tennis means the same thing in the UK as it does in the States. I could be wrong, of course, but if my masterful knowledge of all international cultures is dead on, I’m probably not. Yes, I know everything about every country. For instance, did you know Australia is really cold 90% of the time? True fact.

In case you missed it (cause I know a lot of people did, considering the film’s crappy box office numbers) Kristin Kreuk was the star of the resurrected “Street Fighter” movie, called “The Legend of Chun Li”. It may have been legendary, but it was pretty crappy. Obviously the star was the best thing about the movie, and here’s Kristin Kreuk in Men’s Fitness. Not sure what celebrities do when they show up in Men’s Fitness, probably give out exercise advice and what have you. Though I’m not sure how the common people will use “Just hire a $1000 a day trainer, that’s what I do!” advice, but you know, at least they’re trying, right? Plus, Kristin Kreuk is just hot.

I’m not sure if Emmanuelle Vaugier is ever going to reach mega A-list stardom (okay, I’m just kidding, she’s probably never gonna get there, not that there’s anything wrong with not getting there, sometimes it’s okay to just be somewhere), but man, does she have a place in my heart. The girl was hot when she showed up, and still hot now a few years later. Not really sure about the acting chops, kinda iffy there, but there’s nothing iffy about that face and that body. The girl has got it going on, whether she’s fighting zombies or mutated dinosaurs. I think there was a movie where she was fighting mutated dinosaurs, though I could be wrong. Please to enjoy some Emmanuelle.

Some girls should stick to what they do best, and what Amber Heard does best is look like God’s gift to man’s definition of sex bomb — as a blonde. Sure, you can pull of the sexbomb thing as a brunette, but you know, sometimes it just doesn’t look right. Take this latest appearance by Amber Heard in GQ magazine for example. Sure, it’s still the same Amber Heard that we all fell in lust with when we first saw her, but the black hair … man, I don’t know, that just threw me off. Amber Heard should be blonde. Like, always. I don’t care if she isn’t a naturally blonde, but she should always be blonde. Still hot, though, just not AS hot.

Danny Boyle’s “Slumdog Millionaire” was an okay movie with some great visuals, but at the end of the day, it ain’t “Aliens”, know what I mean? The best thing about the movie was Freida Pinto. Now I’m not saying I have developed something of an unhealthy obsession with Freida Pinto, but I’m not saying that I’m NOT not developing an unhealthy obsession with Freida Pinto. In that light, here are some great shots of the gorgeous Freida Pinto from the movie. Trust me, buy this movie on DVD, it’ll be worth it. Just fast-forward to all the scenes with Freida Pinto. Yowsers. What a gorgeous gal.

If you don’t already know who Julie Benz is, she’s one of the stars of that crazy serial killer TV show Dexter. You know, the one where the serial killer is actually the leading man? I guess you could even call him the hero. Julie Benz plays his girlfriend. Really, that’s the whole premise of the show. I kid you not. Anyways, here’s Julie Benz, looking all wet and hot and kinda nuts. Julie Benz has that crazy-nuts thing going on that is kinda hard to resist, and that we really like. Hey, that’s just how we roll around these here parts. Here are some very nice Julie Benz to start your weekend off with.

As you get off work and head into the weekend, you should always keep this in mind: no matter how many times you score, the girls will never ever be as hot as Miranda Kerr. Now I’m not trying to ruin your day or anything, but the sooner your accept this, the better for your love life. Or lust life, depending on how you approach dating, or as my dad used to call it, “girl lovin’ time”. Dad was funny that way about dating. But enough of that. Here’s Miranda Kerr in some bikini pictures to make your weekend getaway all that much more fun. Just remember, your wife or girlfriend will never be as hot as Miranda Kerr, and life will be a whole lot better.

Whoa! It’s Cindy Taylor! You remember, the girl who used to host the E! Channel’s Wild On TV show? Where she would go to different parts of the world and invariably end up on the beach while wearing a two-piece bikini? Yeah, that Cindy Taylor. She’s a little older, and the face is a tad different. I don’t know, maybe it’s the make-up they put her in, but it doesn’t really look like the Cindy Taylor that we know and love. Still looking smoking hot in a bikini, though, and really, isn’t that what’s important? Please to enjoy.

Just who exactly is Megan Corkrey, you ask? She’s the American Idol singer with the hot blonde hair, the gorgeous face, and the right arm full of ugly tattoos. As in, that entire right arm is COVERED in tattoos. I’m convinced showing off that arm the last time she sang is the reason why she didn’t make it through to the round of finalists. Especially with that face, that’s just a guarantee finalist face right there, folks. But the last time she sang, she showed off her tattoed right arm, and America let out a loud “Ewwwwwwww”. She’s got a second shot in the show’s Wild Card episode tonight, and here’s hoping she keeps the arm covered. How does a girl with such a pretty face decide to mutilate her entire arm like that? I blame the dad.

You would be forgiven for thinking that “Terminator Salvation” was destined to suck the big suck. After all, it’s being directed by that guy who did “Charlie’s Angels”. You know, the movie with the retarded slow motions and crazy wire-fu that made absolutely no sense? Then he did that football movie that no one saw. What I’m trying to say is, despite all the evidence pointing to “Terminator Salvation” sucking harder than any movie has sucked before, it doesn’t. At least, from the looks of this latest trailer. This thing looks good. I mean, ass-kicking good. So good I want to see this thing, like, today. Or tomorrow. I’m kind of busy today. But definitely tomorrow.

Our Random Model of the Day is Cassie Colvin, a redhead beauty that you won’t be able to find anything on these here Internets. She’s a total mystery to the world, except for the fact that she’s got a rocking body and it’s not everyday you find a gorgeous lingerie and bikini model who is also a redhead. I think there might be a fashion law or something that you can only allow once every decade, although I could be wrong. Personally, I think fashion designers don’t like hiring ravishing redheads like Cassie Colvin because they’re just too smoking hot. Okay, so maybe that doesn’t make any sense, but whatever. Here are some Cassie Colvin. Please to ogle.

Remember that movie with Jessica Alba in a bikini for 99% of the time? It was called “Into the Blue”. Yeah, I don’t remember anything about it, either, except Jessica Alba was in a bikini for pretty much the entire movie. Well they made a direct-to-DVD sequel, and this one stars Laura Vandervoort from TV’s Smallville. Yes, Supergirl herself. Now you get to see what made her so “super” to begin with. Hint: it’s the body. Those long legs, long flowing blonde hair, perfect face. Basically, the whole shebang. Here are some promos featuring Laura Vandervoort in a (what else?) bikini from the movie, called “Into the Blue 2: The Reef”. It’s about pirates and treasure or something. Point is, Laura Vandervoort is in a bikini through most of it. Nuff said.

It’s been a while since we journeyed to the Land Down Under. I’m talking about Australia, of course. You know, that country that is part of Europe, squeezed in somewhere between France and Belgium? This lesson in international geography brought to you by Miss Johnson in Geography Class. Thank you, public high school! Where was I? Oh right. The latest babe from the land Down Under is Belinda Chapple, a singer and former member of the girl group Bardot. I think they’re a hip-hop band or something. What’s that? You didn’t know the Aussies did hip hop? Well you’re wrong. How does it feel to be so wrong, mister wrong pants?

Hey, if you gotta discover some weird Russian supermodel walking around in your backyard, she mind as well be wearing lingerie, right? Now I don’t know what Irina Sheik is doing wandering around in someone’s fields in these pictures, but it’s not like I care. What, suddenly you need actual context to go along with your pictures of half naked women in lingerie? You’re nuts. We don’t do context. We don’t do flossing or deodorants, either, but don’t tell our girlfriends. That’s just how we roll, bitches. Please to enjoy some Irina Sheik in the fields. In lingerie. You gotsa put on the lingerie for your aimless fields wanderin’ doncha know.