The Random Stuff of Interests Page

A large batch of Jamie Luner pictures, because all Jamie Luner pictures should come in only one size — large. Don’t you wish “Profiler” was still on? Or that movie set in the South about Southern babes? Hell, I wish anything with Jamie Luner in it was still on. That’s how much TV sucks nowadays in terms of giving us hot babes.

Jamie Luner looking really good in FHM Magazine. She can be my million dollar baby anytime. And no, I’m not talking about what happened in the movie “Million Dollar Baby”. Wait, what am I talking about? Oh right. Jamie Luner is hawt. Yes, so hot that I can’t even spell hot correctly. It has to be h-a-w-t. At least, that’ show we spell it down here in hicksville.

Jamie Luner in Gear Magazine. Why do they call it “Gear” if I never see any gear except half-naked babes? Mind you, not that I’m complaining, but you know, I’m just wondering. Um, what is wrong with me? Jamie looks hot in Gear Magazine. They can call it “Dung” for all I care as long as they have Jamie Luner inside their pages!

A ton of movie stills of Maggie Grace in her first big movie, “The Fog” with Tom Welling. The film didn’t do very well at the box office, but who cares, this is our first time seeing the lovely Maggie Grace on the big screen, and really, isn’t that enough?

Jennifer Garner’s classy but still sexy appearances in Maxim Magazine. Can someone please explain to me why she married that idiot Ben Affleck again? Oh Jen, you could have choose sooooooooo much better.

A massive stack of the gorgeous Jennifer Garner in Arena Magazine. These are officially called “outtakes”, because they weren’t used in the actual magazines. But I’ll take these “outtakes” from any “intakes”! Yes, I know that doesn’t make any sense, but you know what I mean. Don’t you?

Pamela Anderson in Jane. The magazine, I mean. I didn’t mean to imply Pamela was into girls. Or I suppose it could be a guy named Jane, but then why would Pamela be “in” him? Okay, now this is just getting weird. Here’s Pam in Jane. Magazine. Ahem. Get your mind out of the gutter, you pervs.

Who knew that skinny Amy Acker, on the WB’s “Angel”, was such a beautiful woman? Take a look at this spread for FHM Magazine.

More Nadine Velazquez hotness for you to feast on. Now that’s one spicy mama! And of course by “one spicy mama” what I really mean is, “I don’t mean to be racist, but damn that’s one hot babe!” Or something to that effect.

Having already wowed with her Stuff Magazine spread, Latina hottie Nadine Velazquez from “My Name is Earl” now shows you what she’s got in Maxim, because that’s just how she likes to roll. Methinks she’s got lots to roll with, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. And if you don’t? Um, I don’t care, just check out the hot spicy hotness that is Nadine Velazquez of My Name is Earl fame.

Uber British babe Elizabeth Hurley in Esquire’s February 2006 issue. Now why did Hugh Grant ditch this woman for a Los Angeles street hooker again? Man must be nuts. Friggin nuts.

Maggie Grace graces Maxim Magazine in 2005. Look out for the hatch! Just kidding. Or am I? What’s the deal with that hatch, anyway? I tried watching the show, but they kept flashing back to some other part of the characters’ lives. Get down the damn hatch already! Ahem.

Lacey Chabert’s 2005 spread for Maxim Magazine. I’m not sure if Bailey and Charlie would have approved.

Former child star Lacey Chabert continues her rise into man’s fantasies. Here are some great shots. I feel so dirty…but in a good way.

A high stack of Angelina Jolie hotness.

Selected pictures proving that Jessica Biel is, in fact, one of the sexiest woman alive as it’s been deemed by those in the know (i.e. the magazine folks), and if you disagree she’s liable to kick your ass. Have you seen the guns on this woman? Holy hell! I don’t wanna say Jessica Biel has big muscles, but Jessica Biel has bigger muscles than me! (Then again, I am a bona fide weakling, so that’s not saying very much…)

Jessica Biel was named Esquire’s sexiest woman alive in 2005, which proves there are still magazines who aren’t total idiots and know their stuff. And by “stuff” I of course mean agreeing with me, which all magazines should do.

Choice sexy shots of gorgeous “Lost” star Evangeline Lilly.

There is something incredibly sexy about Monica Bellucci. Maybe it’s her ability to show her bountiful breasts at every opportunity, although I’m sure that doesn’t hurt any. The first time I saw her was in the Italia movie “Malena”, and she’s since moved on to more European fair. Of course it helps that she speaks French and is married to some frog, but we won’t hold that against her. Oh, Monica, why did you have to go the frog route? Anyways, you’re still number one in our book.

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Bikini Magazine, although disappointingly, no bikini pictures!