The Random Stuff of Interests Page

A large stack of pictures of Sharon Stone still looking hotter than ever in the upcoming “Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction”. Okay, so maybe not “hotter than ever”, but definitely pretty hot. Or as the kids like to say, “Dude, she’s a total MILF! I’d hit that!” And of course by “hit” I don’t mean I’d punch her, I mean I’d tap that ass. You know, get it on, as we like to say back in the ’70s.

Before she became the glorious sexpot that she is today, this was Jessica Alba back in 2000 — still hot, as you can see, even back then, but not quite “there” yet. And of course by “there” I mean looking of legal age and oh so yummy. But I digress.

The deliciously hot Jessica Alba in GQ Magazine, which I originally thought was for men and was about clothes and whatnot. I guess now it’s about hot Hollywood babes and junk. And by “junk” I of course mean “Nobody reads this crap anyway, so how do they stay in business?”

Emmanuelle Vaugier returns to Maxim Magazine for a full spread, and the world rejoices. If you’re a horror fan, you can catch Emmanuelle killing zombies in “House of the Dead 2″ because what the world needs is a sequel to that Uwe Boll classic. And of course by “classic” I mean “royal piece of shit”.

Emmanuelle Vaugier of “Smallville” fame does Stuff Magazine. I’m not sure what part she plays in the TV show, but I’m sure it’s a very hot role. Get it? Hot? I mean she’s really hot, and of course her characters would have to be hot, too, as you wouldn’t hire this woman to play, say, a homeless secretary. Or somethin’.

A large stack of random sexy shots of Salma Hayek because sexy shots of Salma Hayek are a good thing, and if you don’t disagree with that, then you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’, mister. Unless, of course, you’re 6-feet and up and are all muscle, then I respect your right to disagree. Ahem.

Mexican hottie Salma Hayek can fill out any wardrobe, but she doesn’t look half bad out of them and in a bikini, either! Here’s Salma in a large selection of bikinis. And here I thought all they ate in Mexico were tortillas and beans. Let me say right now that I’m sorry for stereotyping Mexicans. I digust me.

“Lost’s” Maggie Grace in Toro Magazine because she likes bull. Or bulls. Or magazines about bulls. Look, I don’t actually read these magazines, okay? I sort of, you know, skim through them for the purty pictures. And Maggie Grace pictures are the purtiest of them all.

A large stack of old Gillian Anderson pics. Now I really hate to call these “old”, because that insinuates Gillian is also old, which she isn’t. The woman is very much still in her prime, it’s just her career that’s old and dead. Um.

An oldie but goodie, if you will. Here is Gillian Anderson’s fantastic FHM spread from 1996. You know, 1996? Back when “The X-files” was still on, and Gillian and co-star David Duchovny was the hottest duo in the known universe? Heck, even aliens wanted them, and so did we! Well, that was back in 1996…

Tara Spencer-Nairn is a Canadian actress who hails from, um, Canada. Here’s a pictures gallery from her starring role in “Wishmaster 4″, the third part in the horror franchise about an evil genie that grants wishes with bloody results. It’s actually not an altogether bad sequel, especially for a direct-to-video one, but there are moments about it that is just mind-boggling bad. Tara’s performance, though, was great, and she looks great doing it.

Polish model Joanna Krupa shows Stuff Magazine that Poles have it going on. Although I can’t say I dig the hair. What’s up with the shag look? But the body, and everything else — okay, everythign is good except the hair. I just ain’t feelin’ the hair. What is the deal with the hair!?

A large stack of Nikki Cox pictures. Heh, I said stack. Because Nikki Cox is stacked. Get it? Oh, I hate me. If you’re not catching our little Nikki on the splashy NBC show “Vegas” (about Sin City itself, of course; or maybe it’s about Vegas, Texas, I can’t remember), then you’re missing out. Plus that show has Molly Sims and Vanessa Marcil, so you’re an idiot for not catching it sooner.

Nikki Cox’s 1999 pictorial for Maxim Magazine, showing off those two big talents that made her so popular. You might know Nikki from “Vegas”, but before that she was on a little-known sitcom called “Unhappily Ever After”, which was a ’90s version of “Married With Children” only, you know, not funny. Anyways, Nikki ended up shacking with the guy who plays her brother on the show. No, I kid you not. Repeat after me, kids: Gross!

More pictures of Battlestar Galactica’s Grace Park, because frankly, you can never have too much of a good park. I mean, parks provide you shelter, a place to sit, birds to feed, and somewhere to walk your dog. Why, without parks — er, oh right, we’re talking about Grace Park the actress. Nevermind. Here are some pictures of her.

Model Lisa Martinaglia’s swimsuit spread for Maxim Magazine. I know what you’re thinking: “Maxim has a swimsuit issue?” And I don’t blame ya. It’s kind of like the ocean having sprinklers. It don’t make sense! But whatever. Here’s Lisa looking wet and good.

Some Brittny Gastineau pictures for fans of the lovely rich girl.

Elisha Cuthbert does a brief spread for Toro Magazine, but since it’s Elisha, even a brief spread is more than what you little peons deserve. Now bow before your Goddess you lowly mortals!

Elisha Cuthbert looks sunny in this GQ shoot. Then again maybe it’s just the halo, or are my eyes playing tricks on me again? It must be the Canadian weather, eh?

Scarlett Johansson’s “revealing” shoot for Esquire Magazine. And by “revealing” I of course mean it’s one of those photoshoots that makes you sit up and take notice. Well, maybe not sit up, if you know what I mean. Wink wink, hint hint, and all that stuff.