The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Rachel Stevens shows us her stuff in Stuff Magazine.

A group of very sexy shots for Rachel Stevens’ 2005 Calendar.

British pop tart Rachel Stevens’ 2004 official calendar.

Vanessa Marcil does Stuff Magazine in 2003 because, well, someone has to, right? Why, just yesterday I did stuff. Like going to the post office…

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A pile of pics of the steamy Jenna Dewan in the horror movie “Tamara”. In the film, Jenna plays a plain high school girl (yeah, right!) who is murdered, but comes back thanks to some evil black magic. Well, if magic brings her back, it’s gotta be evil and black, right? I smell racism! But I digress.

James Bond’s loveliest love interest/secret villain Rosamund Pike poses for In Style Magazine and all is right with the world again. It’s yet another classy, beautiful spread by the classy and beautiful Rosamund Pike. Seriously, I’ve never seen this woman take a bad picture. Simply gorgeous.

Eva Longoria in German’s P Magazine doing some, er, desperate house cleaning.

Another set of Stacy Keibler pics, these with her all in a bikini. I know, you’re grateful to me for bringing you these. Look, I don’t ask for much, kids, just an altar built to worship me, new girls every day to add to my harem, and maybe a car or two. Okay, three. Hey, if you’re going to give me two cars already, mind as well make it three, right? One in blue, another in red, and the third in black if you would please. Small price to pay for some Stacy Keibler bikini pics. Am I right or am I totally right?

WWE’s hottest wrestler, the simply gorgeous Stacy Keibler, returns with another stack of pics. In case you’re still confused about why we love Stacy Keibler, let us run down the reasons: she’s really tall, she’s got legs that go forever, and she has a great face. And did I mention that she has the most perfect body, like, EVER? Well I meant to. It should have gone right up in the front, actually, but you know, sometimes I get senile. Staring at Stacy Keibler too long will make you go senile, it’s been proven by scientific fact.

Even more Holly Valance for your viewing pleasure, because Holly is holy, and we can all use a little bit more holy in our daily lives. (Oh man, can you believe I just type that? I really gotta grab me some cans of Red Bull for else my brain will cave in on its own stupidity…)

An old spread by Diane Farr for Maxim Magazine, plus an additional one of Diane in a smoking red bikini. Catch her in CBS’ crime show “Numbers” when you get the chance, or maybe on Denis Leary’s “Rescue Me”, where she plays the world’s hottest firefighter. I’d light myself on fire just to be rescued by her! Well, maybe not…

Catherine Bell’s stellar spread for FHM Magazine in 2000.

A ton more pictures of supermodel Adriana Lima to feast on.

Here’s a large selection of pics of Vida Guerra, the latest Internet hottie, including her FHM spread. Word is she has the world’s best ass. You decide. A little more about her from Wikipedia: “Born in Havana, Cuba, Guerra moved with her family to the United States soon after, ending up in the town of Perth Amboy, New Jersey. While growing up, she entered several fashion shows modeling swim wear, and appeared in a few music videos.” Once more, Fidel Castro’s loss is our gain. Har har, what a sucker, that Fidel, letting girls like Vida escape that crazy island of his. You wacky Fidel you!

Brittny Gastineau has her own TV show where she plays, well herself. Here’s her in Stuff Magazine.

WWE diva Trish Stratus is a major babe on the babe scale. Here are some of her pics that proves it.

Scarlett Johansson on the red carpet of Maxim Magazine’s “Bowls for Dollars” bash. I know, when you read the title you thought Scarlett Johansson had finally stripped down for Maxim. Hey, I know how you feel, and I feel bad about misleading you. Heh heh. Ahem. Maybe in the future, kids. Let’s all close our eyes and wish together. I know we can make it happen!

ESPN the sports channel is my daily bible for all things sports. Even though, yeah, I sort of despise most of their anchors. I mean, come on, Stuart Scott. What the hell does this guy drink before he goes on the air? I don’t understand half of the thing he says. Plus, he tries so hard to be “ghetto” it’s ridiculous and I want to punch him in the face. Anyhoo, here’s Maria Sharapova at the Espy Awards red carpet, showing off the bod and the bling. Yeah, baby, yeah, as Austin Powers would say.

I think this is after Maria Sharapova had won the French Open, and she was going to a party afterwards to officially accept her trophy, but don’t quote me on it.

Maria Sharapova, doing something with phone company Motorola, I’m guessing by all the Motorola signs in the background. But don’t look at the background, look at the foreground! It’s got, you know, a really hot Russian girl who plays tennis and stuff. I think she plays tennis. Hot girl. Tennis. Whatever. Just concentrate on the hot girl part.