The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Brittny Gastineau has her own TV show where she plays, well herself. Here’s her in Stuff Magazine.

WWE diva Trish Stratus is a major babe on the babe scale. Here are some of her pics that proves it.

Scarlett Johansson on the red carpet of Maxim Magazine’s “Bowls for Dollars” bash. I know, when you read the title you thought Scarlett Johansson had finally stripped down for Maxim. Hey, I know how you feel, and I feel bad about misleading you. Heh heh. Ahem. Maybe in the future, kids. Let’s all close our eyes and wish together. I know we can make it happen!

ESPN the sports channel is my daily bible for all things sports. Even though, yeah, I sort of despise most of their anchors. I mean, come on, Stuart Scott. What the hell does this guy drink before he goes on the air? I don’t understand half of the thing he says. Plus, he tries so hard to be “ghetto” it’s ridiculous and I want to punch him in the face. Anyhoo, here’s Maria Sharapova at the Espy Awards red carpet, showing off the bod and the bling. Yeah, baby, yeah, as Austin Powers would say.

I think this is after Maria Sharapova had won the French Open, and she was going to a party afterwards to officially accept her trophy, but don’t quote me on it.

Maria Sharapova, doing something with phone company Motorola, I’m guessing by all the Motorola signs in the background. But don’t look at the background, look at the foreground! It’s got, you know, a really hot Russian girl who plays tennis and stuff. I think she plays tennis. Hot girl. Tennis. Whatever. Just concentrate on the hot girl part.

Various shots of Maria Sharapova doing a lot of modeling and generally looking like the beautiful Russian babe that she is. If she ever gets tired of tennis, there is definitely a second career in modeling. Or maybe as a TV personality. Heck, she could go into the movies. It worked for Carmen Electra, and that girl has no talent whatsoever, so Maria should definitely have a second career post-tennis. And of course, there’s always the private modeling work I have in my basement every Friday. I pay in peanuts.

Kristen Bell, the young lead of that teeny mystery TV series “Veronica Mars” (it’s on UPN or the WB or one of those, so don’t feel too bad if you’ve never seen it) in a somewhat weird spread for Giant Magazine. Sexy, this ain’t. Kinda cute. Kinda.

A selection of model Christina Leardini pictures, a famous model from the ’90s who sort of disappeared since. Too bad, because she cuts a mighty fine figure. And oh yeah that face ain’t bad either.

A large selection of Alyssa Milano hotness, which isn’t hard to find, because, well, frankly, the woman is hot all over and has always been. Who’s the boss now, beeyatch!

Vacuous teenybopper tart Britney Spears bares it all — or at least most of it — for Rolling Stone Magazine.

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Take a good look, guys, because this is probably as sexy as you’ll ever see America’s sweetheart Kelly Clarkson. Then again, judging by most pop stars and the propensity for skankhood, who knows? Maybe one day we’ll see Kelly in the pages of FHM or Stuff. We can only hope.

Random Charlize Theron hotness for your perusal pleasure. Yes, that’s basically it. I would like to tell you that there are other justifications for this post, or even attempt to lie through my teeth about it, but there really is no other reason why I’m making this post except, well, I think Charlize Theron is really hot, and I’m sure you agree, which is why I wanted to share these pictures of her with you. Now come on, doesn’t that kind of honesty just begs to be rewarded? You can send me cash, if you want. I ain’t too proud to take cash.

To be honest, I’m not sure if I approve of Brooke Burke lounging about the Stars and Stripes like it’s a chew toy, but you know what I do approve of? Brooke Burke. The woman. The sexpot Goddess from the miserably empty-headed and Godawful E! Channel. That’s what I approve of. Plus, America. I approve of America, and fuck you if you don’t. Bitches. Get off our lawn!

Before there was the FHM 2004 spread, there was Brooke Burke’s 2003 FHM spread!

Leeann Tweeden does FHM Magazine, and all is right with the world.

More Ana Hickman hotness, who photographs so well there should be a crime. In fact, I’m instituting the law now — anyone this gorgeous can’t be allowed to walk in public, lest they shame us for our ugliness. Damn you, Ana! Damn you and your brilliant genes! Anyways, enjoy this huge gallery of this gorgeous beauty.

Model Ana Hickman’s pictorial for Maxim Magazine, which has such a hard time getting hot women to pose for them that they have to resort — oh wait, nevermind, they have no trouble! Damn, whose kneecaps do you gotta break to work for these Maxim guys?

Former Doritos pitch woman Ali Landry (how many bags of Doritos did she sell? Let’s just say loads and loads and loads. Hell, one time I was eating so much Doritos that I started to turn into a triangle. No, seriously.) works a teal bikini to the max. What do you think are the chances we’ll see sequels to those Doritos commercials? Hmm…

Kate Beckinsale in GQ Magazine’s February 2006 issue. Ain’t she GQ-ish? Not that I know what being “GQ” means, but I’m assuming it involves being rich, famous, and hot. With emphasis on the hot. Really, really hot.