The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Kristen Bell, the young lead of that teeny mystery TV series “Veronica Mars” (it’s on UPN or the WB or one of those, so don’t feel too bad if you’ve never seen it) in a somewhat weird spread for Giant Magazine. Sexy, this ain’t. Kinda cute. Kinda.

A selection of model Christina Leardini pictures, a famous model from the ’90s who sort of disappeared since. Too bad, because she cuts a mighty fine figure. And oh yeah that face ain’t bad either.

A large selection of Alyssa Milano hotness, which isn’t hard to find, because, well, frankly, the woman is hot all over and has always been. Who’s the boss now, beeyatch!

Vacuous teenybopper tart Britney Spears bares it all — or at least most of it — for Rolling Stone Magazine.

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Take a good look, guys, because this is probably as sexy as you’ll ever see America’s sweetheart Kelly Clarkson. Then again, judging by most pop stars and the propensity for skankhood, who knows? Maybe one day we’ll see Kelly in the pages of FHM or Stuff. We can only hope.

Random Charlize Theron hotness for your perusal pleasure. Yes, that’s basically it. I would like to tell you that there are other justifications for this post, or even attempt to lie through my teeth about it, but there really is no other reason why I’m making this post except, well, I think Charlize Theron is really hot, and I’m sure you agree, which is why I wanted to share these pictures of her with you. Now come on, doesn’t that kind of honesty just begs to be rewarded? You can send me cash, if you want. I ain’t too proud to take cash.

To be honest, I’m not sure if I approve of Brooke Burke lounging about the Stars and Stripes like it’s a chew toy, but you know what I do approve of? Brooke Burke. The woman. The sexpot Goddess from the miserably empty-headed and Godawful E! Channel. That’s what I approve of. Plus, America. I approve of America, and fuck you if you don’t. Bitches. Get off our lawn!

Before there was the FHM 2004 spread, there was Brooke Burke’s 2003 FHM spread!

Leeann Tweeden does FHM Magazine, and all is right with the world.

More Ana Hickman hotness, who photographs so well there should be a crime. In fact, I’m instituting the law now — anyone this gorgeous can’t be allowed to walk in public, lest they shame us for our ugliness. Damn you, Ana! Damn you and your brilliant genes! Anyways, enjoy this huge gallery of this gorgeous beauty.

Model Ana Hickman’s pictorial for Maxim Magazine, which has such a hard time getting hot women to pose for them that they have to resort — oh wait, nevermind, they have no trouble! Damn, whose kneecaps do you gotta break to work for these Maxim guys?

Former Doritos pitch woman Ali Landry (how many bags of Doritos did she sell? Let’s just say loads and loads and loads. Hell, one time I was eating so much Doritos that I started to turn into a triangle. No, seriously.) works a teal bikini to the max. What do you think are the chances we’ll see sequels to those Doritos commercials? Hmm…

Kate Beckinsale in GQ Magazine’s February 2006 issue. Ain’t she GQ-ish? Not that I know what being “GQ” means, but I’m assuming it involves being rich, famous, and hot. With emphasis on the hot. Really, really hot.

Model and actress Amy Weber’s smoking pictorial for Stuff Magazine all the way back in 2002, courtesy of my time machine which I have hidden in my basement for just such an occassion.

Everyone’s favorite covergirl Jessica Alba does Arena Magazine, and my oh my does she do it right! Arena Magazine is known for being risque and taking chances, but Jessica doesn’t really take a whole lot of chances here. Too bad. Still a decent spread, though, but it could have been better. You’re losing your touch, Arena!

Rachel Stevens in the UK’s Arena Magazine.

Doctor Who’s sidekick, Billie Piper, does Arena Magazine.

More Hannah Spearritt, these ones from her 2001 spread for FHM Magazine (with SClub7 again). Try to catch Hannah in “Bride of Chucky” if you can. Not so much for Hannah (although she’s quite cute in it), but for a hilarious turn by Jennifer Tilly as — ready? — Jennifer Tilly!

Brit pop group SClub7’s blonde hottie, Hannah Spearitt (and friends) from 2000’s FHM magazine. Besides singing in crappy pop bands — er, I mean, musical pop bands, Hannah’s also an actress. You can catch her in the sequel to “Agent Cody Banks” and later, the latest sequel to the “Child’s Play” horror franchise.

British hottie Keira Knightley does Esquire Magazine. Too bad she doesn’t do — er, I mean, nevermind.