The Random Stuff of Interests Page

British hottie Keira Knightley does Esquire Magazine. Too bad she doesn’t do — er, I mean, nevermind.

Sexy pictures of the former “Baywatch” babe Brooke Burns.

A huge, huge, friggin huge pictures gallery of 2001’s August Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott in bikini. Why? Because Jennifer has the world’s greatest body, the world’s greatest abs, and that face ain’t half bad. I just don’t like the huge boobies, but what the hey, beggars can’t be choosers.

Model Mieko Rye in Maxim Magazine’s super duper special Swimsuit Edition. Although the name would seem to indicate an Asian woman (Japanese, to be precise), the actual Mieko doesn’t look all that Japanese at all. We can only assume she’s the product of a mixed marriage, which has resulted in some fantastic genes. Lucky girl.

Former “Party of Five” star Lacey Chabert lets her hair down and then some in this Stuff Magazine spread. Now, if she had been this smokin’ hot during that show, I’d have tuned in!

You want more images from Kate Nauta from “The Transporter 2″? Scenes of the sexy model turned actress trying to whack Jason Statham and looking like a fashion model on speed doing it? You got it! (See? All you have to do is ask. I always oblige. Usually.)

Model Helena Karel working a tight yellow dress like it’s no one’s business. And in this case, it’s everyone’s business. What? That doesn’t make sense at all. Look, I’m sorry, but I can’t be all creative all the time. Just hope you can get at least 10% out of me per day. Or week. Okay, okay, let’s call it a month and be done with it. Damn you guys are greedy!

Scarlett Johansson’s brief spread for GQ Magazine from 2004. Oh, to see more of Scarlett Johansson besides two lousy photos. Still, two lousy photos from Scarlett is like, urm, fifty Paris Hilton photos. Or somethin’.

Young Scarlett Johansson has an impressive rack — er, I mean, she’s got a lot of talent. I mean, look at all the movies she’s gone. Very diffrent. She’s bound to win an Oscar or two. And oh yeah, she has an impressive rack, too. Damn those are some great cleavage!

A large collection of Angie Everhart pictures, because redheads are so hard to come by, and really hot redheads who are willing and able to take off their tops for the sake of photography, or movies, are very rare indeed. Thank you, Angie!

Here’s a huge gallery of Rebecca Romijn pics, once again proving that divorce is better than married for hot babes. Hey, here’s our chance! Yeah, right.

Pics from British lovely Kelly Brook’s 2006 calendar. Wait, was there a 2005, 2004, 2003, etc? I gotta run to the bookstore for a moment, excuse me! Okay, I’m there, and it doesn’t look like — dang it, my bookstore doesn’t carry British calendars. Go figure.

Brooke Burke in Razor Magazine…

Even more of Brooke Burke in Stuff Magazine…

Brooke Burke in Australia’s version of FHM Magazine 2005.

More Brooke Burke, this one from Maxim Magazine way back in 2001.

Brooke Burke’s 2005 Stuff Magazine photo spread. What an amazing body…

Paris Hilton’s 2003 photoshoot for Maxim Magazine, with a helping hand from her “The Simple Life” co-star Nicole Ritchie.

Can you believe it? Sports Illustrated actually put an honest to goodness American woman on their cover for 2005. And here I thought SI couldn’t find a beautiful woman anywhere to put on the cover. Go figure!

Some seductive poses from the formerly Tomboyish Ms. Katie Holmes. Dawson’s Creek what?