The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Jennifer Love Hewitt for Giant Magazine. Love the black mascara look, but I’m not too crazy about the hair. Come on, JJH, that haircut went out of style in the ’80s!

Kate Beckinsale’s pictorial for Giant Magazine. It wouldn’t be official giant without the presence of lovely Kate.

British model Nell McAndrew was one of the models for the Tomb Raider videogame character, but as you can see, she looks better live than digital. Karime Adebibe, the new Tomb Raider, doesn’t have anything on Nell. But I wouldn’t mind seeing them fight it out. With mud. In mud. Oh my.

Danica Patrick races cars in the day, poses for men’s magazines at night, and we say more power to her. Has she ever won a car race? We don’t know, and frankly, we don’t really care. Car races come and go, but hotness stays forever. Well, okay, not really, but kinda. When you think about it, Danica Patrick’s hotness will last longer than her racing finishes, or in this case, lack there off. So has Danica won a car race yet? Eh, who cares. Let’s hear her roar some more! Here she is in FHM Magazine looking good enough to jump start. Get it? She drives race cars? Jump start? Eh, nevermind.

Nadine Velazquez is one of the co-stars of NBC’s hit comedy “My Name is Earl”, where she plays a motel maid who can barely speak English. Yup, NBC really respects minorities. This pictorial doesn’t do Nadine justice, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Speaking of ex-”Baywatch” girls, here’s Angelica Bridges in MAN Magazine.

Kelly Packard in Stuff Magazine posing in the desert. Probably Sunny California desert. I hear it’s more flowery than most deserts, but then again, I’ve never seen an actual desert, so what do I know. Although I heard they’re…deserty.

You can currently catch European (or Australian, to be specific) hottie Holly Valance on the US TV show “Prison Break”, but you’ll never catch her looking this good there! Well, okay, she’s stil pretty good looking on the show, but they have her wearing some weird wig. Or maybe it’s just a really bad hairstyle. Either way, she looks much better here.

British babe Kate Beckinsale’s wet and sexy shoot for Esquire Magazine in 2005. Eat your heart out, Keira Knightley.

British beauty Elizabeth Hurley gets physical on Marie Claire Magazine, showing everyone once again why Hugh Grant is a major douche bag for cheating on her with a cheap five dollar hooker.

Eva Longoria of “Desperate Wives” fame shows us how she looks in white undies. The answer? Vavavoom! Tony Parker is one lucky bastard.

Here is pop princess Britney Spears’ GQ Magazine spread. Once again she wants us to know she’s “not a little innocent girl” anymore. Okay, okay, we get it. Now shut up and stop being a tease and take off all of your clothes already!

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More Charisma Carpenter, this time in a slinky, black elegant dress number that makes you want to get all dressed up and go somewhere. Or nowhere, just as long as she’s there, too.

Remember when Jessica Biel was an innocent, “girl’s next door” type on the WB TV show “7th Heaven”? Well no one thought of her that way anymore after she did this spread for Gear Magazine!

Okay, so she doesn’t know how to properly pronounce “nuclear”. Do you care? Here’s Denise Richards, aka the ex-Mrs. Charlie Sheen. Oh, Denise, why did you let that disgusting pig ever touch you?

Magazine scans of “24’s” Elisha Cuthbert on Maxim Magazine in 2004. Is she easily the hottest Canadian you’ve ever seen or what? And if you say “no” I’ll just assume you’re blind. That, or have really, really bad taste in women.

You don’t know impossible until you try to get some sexy pictures of country Goddess Faith Hill. These looks pretty good, but they’re nowhere as sexy as she can be. Alas, that’s what happens when you’re into someone who doesn’t unnecessarily rebels against who they are, ala all those skanky pop stars out there.

More pictures of the gorgeous Charisma Carpenter post-”Angel”. Is it me, or is that “Angel” movie that was supposed to happen really taking a long time…?

More Stacy Keibler. Why? Dude, just look at her. Don’t you want as much Stacy Keibler as you can get? I know I do! So let’s fall to our knees and worship at the feet of gorgeous Stacy Keibler.

German babe Kristanna Loken graces FHM Magazine once again, this time to promote her new vampire movie “Bloodrayne”, where Loken plays a vampire, or something. Does it really matter? Didn’t think so.