The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Jacqueline Obradors used to play a pistol-packing babe/cop in “NYPD Blue”, but now you can see her the new Freddie Prinze Jr. show “Freddie”. Sigh. Don’t you wish “NYPD Blue” was still on, too? Anyways, she’s way too young to be playing anyone’s older sister. Jacqueline deserves movie star status. Stupid Hollywood. And sides, NYPD Blue guaranteed some skin at least once a year. You won’t find that in Freddie. Stupid Freddie.

Charlotte Ross played a female Detective in the TV show “NYPD Blue”, which means criminals everywhere are lining up to get arrested in New York City. I’m next! You remember “NYPD Blue”, right? The show where that fat, unsightly guy kept dropping his pants for us? Yeah, that wasn’t pleasant, but you know what is? Charlotte Ross.

Famke Janssen is one of the leggiest actress in Hollywood, with the type of long, lean legs that just goes on and on and on… Ahem. You can catch her in the upcoming “X-Men 3″ as powerful psychic Jean Grey.

Teen tart Lindsay Lohan recently did a Vanity Fair interview where she confessed she once tried drugs. Hmm, maybe that explains the attempt at a music career and all those bad movie choices? Anyway, here’s her pictorial for Vanity Fair 2006. Who knew the lovely young thing was a freckle hound?

German beauty Diane Kruger was the beautiful woman who started the greatest Greek battle in history when she ran off with another man in “Troy”. Hey, I don’t blame the Greeks for coming after her. Wouldn’t you?

British hottie Sienna Miller is married to Jude Law, who actually cheated on her with their nanny. No, I kid you not. Look at Sienna’s spread in Maxim, and tell me you’d cheat on this. If anything, you’re supposed to cheat with Sienna Miller, not on her. Stupid Jude.

Halle Berry is Hollywood’s latest Oscar winner and overnight $10 million dollar a movie woman. She’s done Oscar-caliber movies, really, really bad movies, but through it all, there’s little doubt she’s always Oscar-caliber hot.

Ashley Hartman is in the swimsuit edition of Maxim Magazine, which is sort of like being in the car issue of “Car and Auto”, or the bikini edition of Playboy. What I’m trying to say is, why is Maxim having a swimsuit issue? Isn’t most (if not all) of their models already barely in any clothes? Mind you, I’m not complaining, I’m just sayin’. But I digress. Ashley Hartman in bikinis it is, and we should all be grateful. All hail Maxim and their power of bikini persuasion!

Jennifer Connelly is easily one of the most beautiful and talented actress working in Hollywood today. One look at those piercing eyes and you can see why audiences are so easily captivated by her. And oh yeah, she can act — if that matters to you, I mean.

Actress Brittany Daniel has been in “Joe Dirt” with David Spade, but you may remember her most as that really hot blonde with the killer body in Broken Lizard’s “Club Dread” horror/comedy. Either way, it’s a face (and a body) you won’t forget once you’ve seen it once!

Leeann Tweeden is a reporter for some sports show, but of course no one tunes in to hear her “report” on sports, if you know what I mean. Here’s a pictorial she did for Stuff Magazine in 2005. I don’t see a mic anywhere, but then again, it’s not like I’m psychic or anything. Then again, the guy taking the pics could be holding the mic, but you know, does it matter? Probably not. Let’s get on to the hot photos!

You might not know who Sarah Laine is, but you should, very soon. Right now you can see her as the hot blonde burning up the screen in the direct-to-video sequel to “Wild Things”, “Diamonds in the Rough”. It’s the third part, so don’t go getting the second part. They don’t have the “3″ behind the title, but this is indeed the third part. It went direct to video, which is a shame, as Sarah Laine on the big screen might have been very nice, indeed.

Chinese beauty Qi Shu has done the unthinkable — make the jump from men’s magazine covergirl to mainstream movie work and right into Hollywood films. Now how many women can you name on one hand who has done that? Not just that, but Qi Shu has since become an award-winning actress in Asia.

We’ll all forget for one moment that hip hop hottie Ciara is dating a little midget pretending to be a gangsta, if just because she’s just so damn hot. Take a look at those abs and tell me you wouldn’t pretend to be a tough gangsta just to get a piece of Miss Ciara?

Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima has done work for the best brands in the fashion industry, including Victoria’s Secret. What’s Adriana’s secret? Well she’s pretty smoking hot, but if that’s a secret, everyone knows it!

Evangeline Lilly is the sexiest castaway on TV. She makes the insanity of “Lost” actually worthwhile, or so I’ve heard. Here’s a spread she did for the UK’s Arena Magazine.

Haylie Duff, sister of Hilary, shows her stuff in Maxim Magazine. It’s a respectable spread, nothing too sexy, but it’s still pretty big news for someone from a clan of “squeaky clean” land. Now it’s sis’s turn…

Katie Holmes has come a long way from her “Dawson’s Creek” tomboy character, but let’s hope someone saves the poor girl from that cult — er, I mean, Scientology — before it’s too late. Let her go, Tom! Damn you!

Alyson Hannigan played a lesbian witch on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”, and was a part of that whole “American Pie” bruhaha. And apparently she’s no longer a girl. I agree.

Three pics of Zhang Ziyi in Esquire Magazine. You can catch the Chinese beauty in the big-budget Hollywood film “Memoirs of a Geisha”, or any of her Chinese movies, but of course you’ll have to speak Chinese.