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Tuesdays equals bikini goodness. Ask anyone, it’s the same in any language. Well except Italian. They don’t much care for bikinis in any day over there, or so I’m told. Anyways, here’s Bar Refaeli with your daily dose of hot bods in bikinis. And really, there’s not a lot of people out there with a bod hotter than Leonardo DiCaprio’s former supermodel bang toy. She’s not dating the actor anymore, right? I ask only because I’d like to give that a ride, cause obviously I have a shot.

Our Brit Babe of the Day is Amber Le Bon, daughter of Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon and the new face of Myla lingerie. Speaking of which, Duran Duran was one of my favorite bands of the ’80s, which is odd because I didn’t even really listen to music back then. Weird, huh? Yeah, I’m not sure how that actually works, either, but let’s just go with it. Anyways, here’s Amber Le Bon, showing you why she’s a hotly desired model Across the Pond. The face and bod have something to do with it, I would imagine.

Who says you always gotta go to the Brazilians for a little supermodel hotness? We got our own hot little numbers here in the good ol USA. Take for example Julie Henderson, who is not very little, being very statuesque and tall like a gazelle, but definitely uber hot on the hotness scale. Here she is taking in the sun in a fine ol American beach and showing off the stems. That’s legs for you kids who don’t habla cool kid talk. Oh yes, Julie Henderson in a bikini, definitely the way to get Thursday off to a good start.

“Jizz in my Pants” by The Lonely Island, aka Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone. The Justin Timberlake cameo did it for me.

I’m still not sure why Kelly Hu isn’t more famous than she currently is, but I suppose being Asian in a town that preaches open-mindedness but keeps hiring the exact same Barbie clones doesn’t help, either. Hey, at least Kelly Hu is working, which is pretty good. Then maybe we’ll get more pictures like these of Kelly Hu in her Sunday best. And of course by Sunday best I mean in a bikini. What, you have your idea of Sunday best and I have mine, so live with it.

This is a lesbian kiss from next week’s episode of the TV show “Heroes”. Word is the show is having a hard time in its fourth season, so this may be as a result. Interviews I’ve read says Hayden Panettiere was the one who came up with the idea of giving her former cheerleader character a lesbian girlfriend, and they chose “Californication’s” Madeline Zima. Check out the kiss after the jump. Got you excited about watching “Heroes” again? Don’t be too hype, though. This ain’t Showtime or “The L Word”, after all, there’s only so much they can show.

No wonder all the monsters are after Kristen Stewart. You got your pale vampires, your hairy werewolves, and your — well, those are pretty much it. Still, that’s probably one monster too many for us normal folks, but for Kristen Stewart, that’s just an excuse to go to the prom with two dates. Or at least that’s what I think that “Twilight” movie is about. It’s about going to the prom with two dates, right? Or something like like that. Anyways, here’s Kristen Stewart in Allure magazine looking so good I’d like to take a bite out of that.

I always thought Maria Menounos was purty, one of those gals who knew she was hot, and didn’t really take her job as an “entertainment journalist” all that seriously, unlike some people, and you know who you are, which just made her even hotter to me. I mean, come on, you interview celebrities about their new hairstyle or their ex-wives, for God’s sake, how serious can you take that? Anyways, I always dug Maria Menounos, and these new pics of the lovely lass doesn’t change that one iota. If anything, they convince me that I was right to worship her from afar in the first place.

Katrina Bowden is one of those fresh-faced Hollywood starlets-in-the-makings who hasn’t really made it yet. Probably because she hasn’t really found the right role to explode in yet. We’ll just have to wait for her to get her “Transformers”, if you will, but until then, here’s the gorgeous actress Katrina Bowden at the beach doing the bikini thing. Oh my, pretty Hollywood starlets and beach bikini pics go together like a fat kid and ice cream. And you know how fat kids love ice cream. Okay, skinny kids love ice cream, too, but nowhere near as much as the fat kids. That’s, you know, how they got so fat, FYI.

Hollywood loves its zombie fighting hotties. You got your Milla Jovovich from the “Resident Evil” movies, you got — er, who else? Well, okay, maybe there haven’t been all that many. Here’s another one to add to the exclusive club, though: Emma Stone from “Zombieland”. Emma Stone plays a shotgun-blasting badass babe who goes around shooting zombies in the head. Or actually you don’t even have to shoot them in the head. Shooting them anywhere will do in this movie, which is kind of weak, but there you have it. Get some Emma Stone

Kate Beckinsale is Esquire magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive for 2009. Which is sort of a weird thing to be called. The sexy part is good, but then there’s the date at the end of it. What does that mean? She’s only sexy for one year? But next year someone else is the sexiest woman alive? Yes, actually, that’s what it means. Still weird. But you know what’s not weird? This video of the photoshoot Kate did for Esquire. Walking around in heels in nothing but bra and panties. Are you kidding me? There is a God.

I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars. Why? Because I don’t like stars, and I don’t like dancing, so when you put the two of them together, it pains me to no end. But you know what doesn’t pain me? Cheryl Burke. Cheryl Burke is just hot. I’d love to dance with her, and of course by “dance” I mean hide outside her window in a bush. But maybe that’s just me. Check out the very curvy Cheryl Burke and her dancing machine body.

Hey, remember that really hot blonde in the “Friday the 13th” remake? The one who took off her top and rode that guy in the bedroom scene like he’s never been ridden before? Well that’s actress Julianna Guill, and she’s one fine looking lady. Check some of her pics out below. She’s got a sci-fi horror movie called “Altitude” and another horror movie called “My Super Psycho Sweet 16″ coming out in 2010. Looks like our girl has become a bona fide scream queen. Did I mention she’s really, really hot? Check her out below, then catch her in “Friday” if you haven’t yet.

Rachel Nichols was recently at the Bangkok International Film Festival and dressed up in traditional Thai clothing and looked, wow, yeah, I think Rachel Nichols can put on hobo clothes and be covered in dirt and guys would still be lining up to tap that. So here’s Rachel Nichols in traditional Thai dress, looking so good they might have to close down the film festival less she burn up the joint. Which would mean she would get arrested for arson or something. The Thais are weird that way, or so I’ve heard.

You gotta give credit where credit is due: without girls like Cindy Crawford, there wouldn’t be girls like Gisele Bundchen and their perfect bikini body flauntin’ ways. So yeah, Cindy Crawford is one of the originals, and she’s definitely a retro bikini goddess. Though to be honest, calling her “retro” is a bit of an insult. So let’s not. I should probably change the title of this post, but being that I’m lazy, I’m not gonna. What of it? Please to enjoy some retro bikini goodness with Cindy Crawford.

Oh, YouTube, is there no end to your wonderful gifts? This is part 1 of what is surely going to be a gazillion parter.

I bet you were sitting there, in your stained T-shirt and torn jeans, and thinking to yourself, “Hmm, I wonder if Cinthia Moura is still a bikini Goddess?” I’m here to tell you that yes, she is, indeed. See, what would you do without me answering your questions? I’m like the encyclopedia and shit, answering questions people have and must know or else they can’t go on with their lives. You’re welcome. Now enjoy some Cinthia Moura bikini pictures.

Cute Japanese girls, like blonde California girls, are a dime a dozen, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t worship them when we come across them. That would be like giving God the backhand for creating them. You don’t want to insult God, would you? Of course not. So here’s Japanese model Aino Kishi, one of those pin-up girls that are all the range in Japan, though I don’t think she’s done anything she wouldn’t want to show her dad yet. She’s since parlayed the fame into starring in movies about princesses and samurais and demons and what have you. Check out Aino Kishi.

According to Rolling Stone, Megan Fox is America’s hottest bad girl. I can’t say as if I disagree, with both the “hottest” and “bad girl” part. Megan Fox surely is one fine, fine looking woman, and the fact that she doesn’t mind slipping on the skimpy outfit for the gazillion magazines she does a month makes her all that hotter. Of course, she risks over-exposure, but hey, if you gotta get over-exposed, why not go all the way? I have absolutely no idea what that means, but there’s Megan Fox in Rolling Stone laying about the house looking hot and junk.

It’s Monday, so you know what that means — another day on the job. Basically, every day is another day on the job. Unless it’s a weekend, in which case it’s not. You know, that’s how weekdays and weekends work, in case you still haven’t figured it out. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, it’s Monday, and you know what that means: lingerie goodness with Madalina Diana Ghenea. This isn’t going to happen every Monday, so don’t go start expecting it. We might change it up every now and then. Why? Cause that’s how we roll, bitches.