The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Michelle Vawer is a model, and that’s pretty much all I know about her. Maybe, in the months and years to come, we shall come to learn more about this mysterious beauty name Michelle Vawer, but until then, here are some lingerie pictures that she did for a modeling gig. Oh, modeling gigs. Was ever a great profession invented that catered so much to the men? Okay, I’m sure the women who buy these lingerie likes them, too, but really, isn’t it all about the boys? Of course, being one of the boys, I’d say that, cause we’re self-centered that way. Anyhoo, Michelle Vawer in lingerie goodness.

How long has it been since “NYPD Blue” went off the air? About the same time Charlotte Ross stopped being famous, I would imagine. I have no idea what she’s doing now, but oh boy, back in the day, Charlotte Ross swung a mean police badge. Unfortunately she had to play a romantic lead opposite Dennis Franz, and that’s never a good thing. Or a pretty thing. Fortunately there’s nothing wrong with Charlotte Ross. In fact, there are a lot of very right things with her. Here are some reasons to miss “NYPD Blue”.

I think I’ve made my policy regarding alien invasion pretty clear. If we’re going to get invaded by anyone, at least they should look like the girls of “Battlestar Galactica” or at least the girls of the new “V” TV show, Morena Baccarin and Laura Bandervoort. Hey, is that asking for too much? I don’t think so. Fortunately for us, we have Elizabeth Mitchell to help fight them off. Here are some Season 1 promos for ABC’s new “V” show, which is set to premiere later this year as a 4-hour mini-series. Me likey muchy.

Forty-six year old former supermodels shouldn’t look as good as Elle MacPherson, but there she is, all 46 years of her, looking like she could pass for 20 if you didn’t know her name. Of course, as with all women who have squirted out a brat or two, Elle’s had to tighten that body up, but man, they sure look pretty awesomely tight, if I may be permitted to make up a phrase. Here’s Elle MacPherson on the beach daring you not to notice that she’s still got it in spades.

Jenna Fischer in a bikini is nice. Jenna Fischer looking better than expected in a bikini is glorious. If you don’t like the idea of “The Office” star Jenna Fischer in a bikini, then you’re a Commie, and you should go kill yourself right now. But in case you’re not a Commie, here’s Jenna Fischer on the cover of Shape Magazine rocking a bikini. Methinks “The Office” was the best thing that ever happened to the airwaves. Let’s face it, we all knew someone like Jenna Fischer’s character from “The Office” in real life, and we always imagined she’d look incredible underneath her conservative office dress. Guess what? We were right!

Israeli model turned actress Moran Atias is one of the stars of the Starz Channel’s original TV series “Crash”, based on that movie that won a ton of awards. She plays a character named Inez on the show, and apparently it’s a very, very sexy character. Here are some promos from the show, featuring the oh-so-lovely Moran Atias in a killer red dress that would probably start a couple of wars if wars were prone to be started by lovely women in killer red dresses. But I digress.

You think if Ashley Greene showed off these kinds of legs in the “Twilight” movie that the kids love so much that vampires would bite her in the legs instead of on the neck? I’m just wondering. Heck, I’m talking out of my butt, since I don’t even know if Ashley Greene is one of the vampires or not. She probably is. Or isn’t. Who knows. Sure, I could find out by watching the movie, or Googling, but who has time for that? Am I right or am I right? Here’s Ashley Greene showing off the goods.

You know, I tried to come up with some context for these pictures of Petra Nemcova in the ocean taking a dip while wearing a dress. I mean, yeah, I tried, but I kinda gave up about halfway through the first time trying. I mean, life’s too short, right? Anyways, as if you needed context with your pictures of hot women doing weird things like taking a dip in a dress. Here’s Petra Nemcova to brighten up your day with some wetness.

Anyone who knows me knows that I love me some ravishing redhead. If I had to choose, I’d choose eating good food, footballs on Saturdays and Sundays, and ravishing redheads. And not necessarily in that order, too. Too much, you say? Not enough, I respond. Cause that’s just how I roll. Anyhoo, here’s Scarlett Pomers, a former “Star Trek” child actor turned adult actress on sitcoms starring country musicians. And oh yeah, she’s a redhead, and she happens to be uber ravishing.

You already saw that stunning video of Kate Beckinsale shooting her recent Esquire photo spread (you know, the one where she is crowned Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive?), but here are the pics from that same Esquire issue. I gotta tell ya, there’s nothing hotter than a really smoking hot woman standing in her panties watching a video of herself posing in nothing but lingerie. I mean, come on, that’s just hot, I don’t care where you’re from, who you are, or even your sexual preference.

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake strikes again.

And you thought Bar Refaeli was the only bikini-clad export that Israel could produce! How dare you. Check out Esti Ginzburg, the latest Israeli product to be featured in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue, thus guaranteeing her fame and fortune and attention from lonely bloggers in their mom’s basements, of which I am not a part of, of course. Ahem. So where was I? Oh right, here’s Esti Ginzburg, SI’s latest import. Next stop? Dating movie stars and Victoria’s Secret would be my guess.

So yeah, there are two girls in two of the three pics below, and I’m going to pretend like I can tell them apart. Hwang Mi Hee is the girl with the slightly tinted red hair, right? Or, er, the brunette. Dang, if these girls aren’t sisters, I’ll eat my socks. (I reserve the right now to eat my socks even if I’m wrong.) In any case, I wasn’t going to grab a copy of Windows 7 and make Bill Gates rich, but now that two very cute South Korean girls are hawking it, I might change my mind. Of course, it would help if Hwang Mi Hee and her little friend came over to convince me personally, but failing that, these pics might do it.

Tuesdays equals bikini goodness. Ask anyone, it’s the same in any language. Well except Italian. They don’t much care for bikinis in any day over there, or so I’m told. Anyways, here’s Bar Refaeli with your daily dose of hot bods in bikinis. And really, there’s not a lot of people out there with a bod hotter than Leonardo DiCaprio’s former supermodel bang toy. She’s not dating the actor anymore, right? I ask only because I’d like to give that a ride, cause obviously I have a shot.

Our Brit Babe of the Day is Amber Le Bon, daughter of Duran Duran frontman Simon Le Bon and the new face of Myla lingerie. Speaking of which, Duran Duran was one of my favorite bands of the ’80s, which is odd because I didn’t even really listen to music back then. Weird, huh? Yeah, I’m not sure how that actually works, either, but let’s just go with it. Anyways, here’s Amber Le Bon, showing you why she’s a hotly desired model Across the Pond. The face and bod have something to do with it, I would imagine.

Who says you always gotta go to the Brazilians for a little supermodel hotness? We got our own hot little numbers here in the good ol USA. Take for example Julie Henderson, who is not very little, being very statuesque and tall like a gazelle, but definitely uber hot on the hotness scale. Here she is taking in the sun in a fine ol American beach and showing off the stems. That’s legs for you kids who don’t habla cool kid talk. Oh yes, Julie Henderson in a bikini, definitely the way to get Thursday off to a good start.

“Jizz in my Pants” by The Lonely Island, aka Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone. The Justin Timberlake cameo did it for me.

I’m still not sure why Kelly Hu isn’t more famous than she currently is, but I suppose being Asian in a town that preaches open-mindedness but keeps hiring the exact same Barbie clones doesn’t help, either. Hey, at least Kelly Hu is working, which is pretty good. Then maybe we’ll get more pictures like these of Kelly Hu in her Sunday best. And of course by Sunday best I mean in a bikini. What, you have your idea of Sunday best and I have mine, so live with it.

This is a lesbian kiss from next week’s episode of the TV show “Heroes”. Word is the show is having a hard time in its fourth season, so this may be as a result. Interviews I’ve read says Hayden Panettiere was the one who came up with the idea of giving her former cheerleader character a lesbian girlfriend, and they chose “Californication’s” Madeline Zima. Check out the kiss after the jump. Got you excited about watching “Heroes” again? Don’t be too hype, though. This ain’t Showtime or “The L Word”, after all, there’s only so much they can show.

No wonder all the monsters are after Kristen Stewart. You got your pale vampires, your hairy werewolves, and your — well, those are pretty much it. Still, that’s probably one monster too many for us normal folks, but for Kristen Stewart, that’s just an excuse to go to the prom with two dates. Or at least that’s what I think that “Twilight” movie is about. It’s about going to the prom with two dates, right? Or something like like that. Anyways, here’s Kristen Stewart in Allure magazine looking so good I’d like to take a bite out of that.