The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Oh let’s face it, it’s only a matter of time until Hilary Duff goes the Natalie Portman route and shows up butt naked in a movie for absolutely no reason other than to shed her “good girl” image. Remember when Portman did it for that movie about a hotel, where she was completely nude except for a pair of socks? Then she did that stripper movie where she didn’t actually strip but associating Natalie Portman with stripping was still hot enough that people started looking at her in a whole new light. Hilary Duff is headed that way. But until that happens, here’s Hilary Duff back on the cover and pages of Maxim Magazine. Like last time, this still isn’t exactly risque “lock the door and make sure ma doesn’t come in” stuff, but you know what they say, stop yer bitchin’ cause this is as close as you’re gonna get. For now.

So here’s your mission for this Friday: go out and see some crappy movies about aliens and Global warming or some other crap, or just stay home and gawk at these pictures of a bikini and lingerie-clad Stephanie McMichael. Yeah, real tough choice there, chief. And of course by “tough” I mean if you actually have to think about this, I’m gonna have to go to your house and kick you in the balls, cause you ain’t a man! Not one bit! Ahem. But I digress. Here’s some Stephanie McMichael to help you survive the weekend. Remember, kids, it’s getting chilly out there, so bundle up! Or better yet, stay inside and gawk at some Stephanie McMichael pictures, as originally stated. Either/or.

Sure, Leon Lett of the Dallas Cowboys is generally regarded as the most talented blunderer in the NFL, but maybe that’s because no one saw this kid yet. I don’t even know his name, and I don’t want to know, because that would just embarrass the kid. Needless to say, pay attention to #1, who has the ball and is running it in for the win when — he stops and lays the ball down — ON THE ONE YARD LINE!!! Yes. It was snowing, and he thought he was in the end zone. I kid you not. One of those, “You have to see it to believe it” plays. I can’t even begin to guess how embarrassed the poor kid felt later on. Leon Lett must be laughing right now. That is, if Leon ever learned how to use the Interwebs, I mean.

You know, as much as I don’t have a whole lot of uses for anything USC-related, their Song Girls are some of the hottest cheerleaders out there. Maybe it’s the whole white cotton sweater and short skirt thing, or the fact that all they do is actually just dance and doesn’t tumble around the football stadium like pinatas. Okay, okay, I’m pretty sure it’s all about the cotton sweater and short skirt. Who are we kidding here? But you gotta admit, even if you hate everything about USC (and really, who could blame us for hating those pompous, too-cool-for-you jackasses, you can’t help but appreciate their Song Girls. Okay, so the dancing isn’t so hot (video example below), but the asses doing the shaking is quite fetching, you have to agree. And those damn sweaters and skirt… Man, don’t ever change, girls, don’t ever change.

Our Random Model of the Day Ana Cunha hails from Brazil (where else?), and is sometimes credited as Ana Cunya. Whatever you want to call her, you should definitely use the words “hot” and “lingerie goodness” somewhere in your description, cause that’s exactly what Ana Cunha is. See how that works? You gotta be hot and look good in a lingerie to be a model. I know, it’s not fair, but hey, that’s how the world works. If you got a problem with that, take it up with, like, the U.N. or something. I hear they hold meetings to talk about this every Wednesday, but I could be wrong. Anyhoo. Here’s Ana Cunha, a 5′9″ leggy goddess from our friends down in Brazil. Please to enjoy.

Natalia Belova, or Natascha Belova as she’s also known, is a lingerie model who has graced the covers and pages of lingerie catalogs around the world. Which leads me to this observation: what would we ever do without lingerie models to gawk at? Oh sure, we’d eventually find something else to replace our gawking with, such as watching kids trying to learn how to skateboard and then laughing when they fall and bust their faces on the sidewalk; or hey, when was the last time you went outside and threw a football around, you lazy bastard? But wait, what are we saying? Those are just “what if’s”, and since they will never come true, why even bother entertaining the idea? Lingerie models ARE here and they will never go away! Hurray! Anyhoo. Natalia Belova is still a lingerie hottie. Behold the evidence.

People are calling our Brit Babe of the Day Charlotte Jackson the British version of our very own Erin Andrews. You know, that really hot sideline reporter who does all those college football games? Really, really tight ass and gorgeous face, but kinda grating voice? Well I’ve never heard Charlotte Jackson speak, but she could certainly give Erin Andrews a run for her money in the hottest sports reporter niche. Now if Erin Andrews wants her title back, she can always show up in Maxim or FHM or one of those magazines. Failing that, here’s Charlotte Jackson in various states of sexiness. God bless the Brits for not having any stigma to being a legit sports reporter and lingerie model at the same time. I knew we kept those fish and chips eating weirdos around for a reason.

You know, you can’t go wrong with some black and white lingerie pictures of a model from Canada on a mundane Wednesday morning. Yup, no you certainly can’t. And since we’ve established that Wednesdays were made for leggy models from Canada showing off most of her birthday suit, here’s Zoe Duchesne, who hails from Montreal. You know, it’s one of them provinces, or States, or cities, or whatever it is they have up there. We really don’t pay much attention to the Canadians, except when they send one of their comedians down here to amuse us. Canadians are good for them. Amusing us and sending over the occasional hot lingerie model ala Zoe Duchesne. Thanks again, Canada, you’re real swell.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Laura Korgemae is from Estonia, which I believe is somewhere next to Spain, or maybe it’s right above Alaska. You know, one of those places. Anyways, Laura Korgemae besides looking like a million bucks, represented the great country of Estonia at the Miss World pageant in 2005 when she was only 19. She’s 22 now, and still looks like a million bucks showing off what God gave her. Luckily for us (or at least the men in the audience) what God gave Laura Korgemae is quite fetching. According to her bio, Laura Korgemae loves skateboarding and all types of music, including hip hop. I hear the former Miss Estonia can crunk it like no one’s business. Who would have thunk it?

Oh, Nicole Scherzinger, will there ever come a time when you make me stop feeling all tingly down there? Probably not, and thank God, too, because let’s face it, what the world needs more of nowadays is tingly feelings all over the place. Heck, it’s a proven fact that had Adolph felt tingly more than once a month courtesy of his visits to the brothel, he wouldn’t have started World War II, and thus, less people would be dead right now. Likewise with Stalin, Charles Manson, and of course, Ted Bundy. So in order to help the world calm the hell down and get to feeling all tingly, here’s Nicole Scherzinger in concert with those Pussycat Dolls girls. They’re somewhere in the background. Look closely. No, seriously, I’m pretty sure they’re back there somewhere…

Besides being one hot girl with some mighty ugly tattoos, Lena Headey is the star of Fox’s Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles TV show, where she plays Sarah Connor, the mother of John Connor, the future leader of mankind’s fight against Skynet. But I don’t think I have to tell you that. I mean, doesn’t everyone already know? Ahem. Anyways, Lena Headey is also the star of “300″, where she plays Queen Gorgo, probably the hottest woman with the ugliest name in human history. Here’s Lena Headey with her tattoos. As you can see, she’s added to it in the second picture. I don’t think John Connor would approve at all.

In the new movie “Powder Blue”, Jessica Biel plays a stripper who is really good at stripping, and who has a kid who is dying. Plus, that dude from “Ghost Dog” plays a guy who thinks he’s Santa Claus. Or something. Basically, it’s a movie where Jessica Biel plays a stripper, and I’m pretty sure she does other things in the movie, but, er, yeah, the stripping part. Unlike a lot of movie strippers who want to be edgy by saying they’re playing a stripper, but one that never takes off their clothes, apparently Jessica Biel’s stripper actually does take off their clothes, although her goodies are conveniently covered up by creative camera placement. One can only hope that the actual movie won’t be such a cocktease. But I digress. The video, and some choice stills from said video of Jessica Biel plying her movie stripper trade, hence. P.S. Yah, I know, sucky caps. I’ll replace them with better ones when a better version of the trailer shows up online.

So what’s popular in the blogosphere today? Here’s a (probably fake) MSNBC video that purports to show a background/off-the-air MSNBC producer yelling obscenities and directions at his female anchor and another reporter. I’m pretty sure this is fake. First of all, no one could have gotten a job at any television network, much less a major cable network, with this kind of behavior. Right? (Let’s hope so!) Secondly, I’m pretty sure the anchorwoman wouldn’t just sit by as the producer yells out “dumb bitch” and screams obscenities at her as she’s trying to do her job. Fake or not, it’s still funny, though, if only because, well, it’s MSNBC, where you sort of expect this kind of thing to take place. There is a reason everyone else is not MSNBC, and MSNBC is, well, MSNBC, you know. Just pretend it’s real, and the results are pretty hilarious. Or scary. Maybe even both.

Hey, remember Jessica Biel? Yeah, Jessica Biel. Remember she was the really, really hot actress who we weren’t very sure could really act, but boy, did she look good when required to wear form-fitting outfits ala “Blade: Trinity”? Yeah, her. She used to be Megan Fox, back before Megan Fox became the new Jessica Biel, who was then the new Jessica Alba. Or something like that. Look, the point is, it’s Monday, and I don’t have a whole lot of stuff for ya, except to say that Jessica Biel will be gracing the cover and pages of GQ magazine in their January 2009 issue, and you should check it out, cause it’s got really hot photos like these in it. And before I forget, be kind, please rewind.

Your weekend send-off for this first week of December (man, is it getting cold out there or is it just me? I blame Global Warming) is brought to you by the lovely Isla Fisher, one of those girls who I didn’t think was “all that” when I first saw her, but I’m slowly but surely warming up to the hotness that is Isla Fisher. Now I’m starting to see what all the boys are seeing — the little lady has some oomph in here in the sexy category, I gotta admit. Don’t know why I didn’t see it sooner, but you know, better late than never, as they say. Anyways, some Isla Fisher for ya from her recent appearance in FHM magazine. Not very revealing shots, alas, but still very sexy, in a classy, “no way this girl is getting nailed by Borat” sort of way.

If you don’t know who Sean Avery is, then you either don’t watch NHL hockey (you know, that sport where grown men slide around in skates on ice with a stick and hit each other over the head with said sticks? no, no, not the one with the girly men and their wacky tricks, but the other thing with skates and ice), because Sean Avery has been all over the news after going on public TV and calling Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter, two of his former girlfriends who are now dating other men, “sloppy seconds”. Now a lot of people are hating on my man Sean Avery, but I ain’t one of them. In fact, I’m such a big fan of Sean Avery, that I would like to invite him to send me some of his future sloppy seconds. As long as, you know, they look like the two women below.

Hey, remember Adriana Lima? I know it’s hard to remember that Adriana Lima is one of the hottest woman on the planet, since you kids have girls like Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr running around your heads all day and whatever it is that you kids do when you’re not on the Interwebs searching for mp3 or whatever it is you’re into nowadays. But here’s a little refresher course on why Adriana Lima was THE big supermodel just a few years ago. She’s kind of been pushed out of the spotlight by Miller and Kerr, but for my money, that angelic face and that MEGA OOMPH of a body can’t be beat. By the way, whatever happened to those rumors that Adriana Lima was a still a virgin? But never mind that and enjoy some Adriana Lima deliciousness for something called Victoria’s Secret Holiday Wish Book, whatever the hell that is.

On her new CW TV show Valentine, hot to trot British import Jaime Murray plays Aphrodite, the Greek Goddess of Love, whose job is to make people fall in love. And you know something? The real Aphrodite WISHES she could look as hot as Jaime Murray. Here’s that bikini scene from a recent episode, which has Jaime Murray lounging about an outdoor pool before getting up to answer a call, revealing what can only be described as a truly incredible body covered in an itty bitty two-piece bikini. Oh my. And here I thought the only thing the CW was good for was to fill out my TV channels and every now and then air an episode of Supernatural. Jaime Murray bikini scene from Valentine ahoy!

British lingerie model and fashion babe Abigail Clancy is most known as the girlfriend of soccer player Peter Crouch. Over in England and Europe, anyway. In America, Abigail Clancy is most known as the really hot blonde who looks like a million bucks on the beach in a bikini, and in magazines like FHM and Maxim and every other lads mags out there who were smart enough to pay the girl to show up on their cover. Here she is in the latest issue of FHM. Plus, just for you, because I like you, here’s a nice trivia about Abigail Clancy: she’s really, really hot. Yup. Bet you didn’t know that, huh? Now go forth and spread the word!

I believe Imogen Bailey is some kind of Australian model and actress. I think she’s an actress. Word is, she’s one of the stars of the long-running Aussie show Neighbours, but being that I’ve never actually seen an actual Australian TV show, I can’t actually tell you that the show exists, or if Aussies even watch TV. Heck, I don’t even know if they have TV down there, what with their wacky kangaroos and random furry creatures and what have you. Anyways, whether they have TV down there or not, Imogen Bailey is on it, and she looks kinda hot. Okay, not kinda, but really, really hot. Check her out in the latest issue of Maxim.