The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Nineteen year old girls shouldn’t look like Kitty Lea. But then again, if all nineteen year old girls looked like Kitty Lea, then I guess Kitty Lea wouldn’t stand out. Which she does. Here’s our Brit Babe of the day, one Kitty Lea from Lincolnshire, England. Besides gracing the covers of lads magazines like Loaded, Nuts, Maxim, Bizarre and Front, Kitty also has a primo spot in the wet fantasies of men everywhere. Her measurements? As you would expect from a glamour model from Across the Pond, it’s quite impressive: 30dd-23-32. Yeah, I’d say you don’t meet a whole lot of girls with those kinds of measurements! Please to enjoy.

Trust me, kids, I’m just as slack-jawed shock as you are that I’m saying this, but yeah, it’s true: Britney Spears is kinda hot again. I don’t know if it’s a religious exercise diet, a nice medical surgeon, or a combination of the two, but Britney Spears seems to have cast aside her disasterous Video Music Awards appearance of a few years ago and got herself in shape enough to slip back into the tight black leather pants for the music video “Womanizer”, which I believe is about me, because, you know, I like to play the ladies. Hey, don’t hate the playa, hate the game, as my main main P. Diddy used to say. Me and Diddy are real tight, doncha know. Anyways, Britney Spears looking kinda hot again in the music video for “Womanizer”, pics and video forth with. The song, on the other hand, sucks donkey balls.

In the new movie “The Unborn”, Odette Yustman plays a young woman who begins to realize that the ghost of a World War II Holocaust victim is trying to be reborn into our world through her body. Which, when you think about it, isn’t so hard to believe. I mean, come on, anyone who has seen “Cloverfield” already knows that Odette Yustman has a pretty hot body, so if you were a ghost and you could choose anyone to be born into, why not Odette Yustman? Exactly. Just because he’s dead doesn’t mean he don’t have needs. Anyhoo, here are some promos from the movie featuring Odette (love that name!) and co-star Meagan Good, who plays the best friend who gets killed violently in the movie. Oh come on, she’s black and sassy and in a horror movie — what else are they gonna do with her character?

I’m not sure if Torrie Wilson is still a WWE Diva or not, mostly because I don’t watch wrestling. Or as it’s known in my uncle Ted’s household, wrasslin’. And for those who don’t know, a WWE Diva is a hot girl with muscles who also looks good in a bikini that does things in and out of the ring. Mostly out of it, as I believe they’re mostly eye candy to the big steroid freaks that usually throw each other around the ring pretending to “fight” each other. Yes, you heard me right. Wrestling is fake. You wanna argue about it? No? Good choice. Anyways, here’s Torrie Wilson of the WWE. I don’t know how much they pay these Divas, but I do know that Stacy Keibler used to be one of them, and I’ll be damn if the WWE ain’t cranking out the hot ones by the dozen.

God bless fashion. As a guy, I’m naturally predisposed to think that fashion is for girls and guys who like girly things, and you know who you are. But I gotta admit, if it wasn’t for fashion, and guys and gals constantly coming out with new styles of bra and panties and bikini, we’d never get girls like Lisalla Montenegro posing in front of a camera in their underwears. Yes, they’re actually wearing different styles of underwear each time, in case you didn’t notice, and I know it’s kind of hard to notice what they’re wearing when they’re NOT wearing so many things, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Anyways, here’s a new model to ogle at name Lisalla Montenegro, who hails from — you guessed it — Brazil. What a coincidence!

I think for a time there The Hills star Audrina Patridge wanted to be in Playboy, but that didn’t work out. (Although if you want to see Audrina Patridge and her hooters, Google it, there should be a ton of it out there.) But for those who just wants to see Audrina Patridge in skimpy wear, here she is in the latest issue of Maxim Magazine. So run out to your local newsstands and grab yourself a copy. What, your city still have newsstands, right? I can’t even begin to find one in my city. Which is probably why I order everything online. That, and the fact that when I try to buy the latest issue of “Guys Who Dig Big Girls Covered in Gravy”, the guy behind the counter always gives me a weird look. Stop judging me, you bastard! Anyways, Audrina Patridge in Maxim.

Remember when Stacy Keibler was supposed to be the next big thing in Hollywood? Okay, so maybe she was only supposed to be the next big thing in my mind, being that I was predisposed to liking tall, leggy women with the ability to kick my ass if she so chooses, all the things Stacy Keibler has in abundance. Anyways, the career isn’t exactly skyrocketing, though I still see Stacy show up on a TV show every now and then. I don’t know if she’ll ever return to wrasslin’, where she got her start, but here she is in the pages of Maxim Magazine’s most recent issue. Yup, time has done nothing to mute Stacy Keibler’s ability to look oh so fine. The woman is still out there when it comes to smoking hotness.

Oh, hot girls from Brazil in lingerie, will I ever grow tire of you? Um, probably not, in case you were waiting for an answer, because I know many of you out there are always waiting with bated breath to hear what I have to say and to get my opinion on things before forming your own. Hey, I don’t blame you, it takes guts to admit that I’m much more awesome than you are. And being the awesome dude I am, I’ll tell you this: Nope, there’s nothing wrong with even more Brazilian hotties from, er, Brazil, of course. So, in that light, here’s more of Brazilian model Gabriela Rabelo in her sleeping finest. I just wish she’d wear these to sleep next to me…

For a supermodel who is known throughout the world, for some reason Angela Lindvall doesn’t get a whole lot of attention on the net. I don’t know why, the Oklahoma native prances around in a two-piece bikini looking just as good as the rest of them. But hey, maybe it’s the lack of a Brazilian accent that does it. Either way, Angela Lindvall is still worth posting. Here’s a bikiin-clad shoot she recently did for, from the looks of it, an ad for something. Now I don’t know what she’s trying to sell here, but as long as she’s wearing the bikini and high heels, does it really matter? Hot damn. High heels + bikini + supermodel = excuse me while I go into the bathroom for a second…

You may or may not have seen those celebrity PSAs that tells you not to vote. You know, the one that thinks it’s just soooooooooo clever? Basically, because celebrities think you’re fucking morons, they’ll do a PSA telling you not to vote, so that way you’ll go out and vote. Yeah, that makes real sense, you hypocrite limousine-driving millionaires. Anyways, someone did the smart thing and made that retarded PSA useful by inserting their own little clips into it. Except this PSA isn’t about voting, it’s about the actor Nicolas Cage, and how bad his movies are, and why in God’s name does Nic Cage continue to work. Now I happen to like Nic Cage, but yeah, I’ll admit it, the guy sure puts out a lot of manure. What is he, afraid he’ll never work again if he doesn’t take every acting job offered to him? Anyways, funny stuff. Please to enjoy.

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Norelys Rodriguez, a former Miss Venezuelan contestant who didn’t win the pageant, but did come in second. Or runner up, as they call it in “the biz”. But no matter, although she didn’t win the pageant, Norelys Rodriguez did go on to do a lot of modeling and putting that nice tight body to good use. Lucky for us, then, that most of her modeling usually involves Norelys Rodriguez showing up to work in a two-piece bikini, because let’s face it, when your body is devoid of any fat at all, it’s a crime to keep it hidden underneath clothes. Shirts and pants are for fat people. Bikinis are for hotties like Norelys Rodriguez

I have to say, in all the years that I’ve watched The Price is Right, I’ve never noticed Gabrielle Tuite. Okay, I’ve noticed that the Price is Right girls are uber hot, but I don’t think I ever took the effort to know their names. It’s like the Deal or No Deal models. Seriously, how are you going to find out about all of them? There’s, like, too many of them, and I’m sure the shows rotate the models every other day. Right? Or maybe not. In any case, one of the Price is Right models that have come to our attention is one Gabrielle Tuite. She’s a burgeoning actress, model, and all-around supporter of the U.S. army, having visited the troops at various locales. That makes her uber hot and uber patriotic, which in this American’s book, means she’s all kinds of uber. Please to enjoy.

Okay, I’ll admit it. We’ve been a little too preoccupied with the newest Victoria’s Secret angel from down under (aka Miranda Kerr) to pay much attention to the old standbys. Mind you, not that the word “old” has anything to do with girls like Adriana Lima, but you know, in the world of hot chicks, what’s new always takes precedence over, er, not so new. (Yeah, that sounds better.) But hey, we ain’t gonna do what everyone else does and ignore Adriana Lima any longer, because, you know, she’s still pretty damn hot, no matter if they’re shooting her in color or black and white. These pics just happens to be black and white, and let me tell you — still smoking, baby!

The upcoming videogame-to-movie movie “Max Payne” has a couple of things going for it: it’s a violent as hell videogame, so that means all the kids will be out; and two, it’s got Mila Kunis. Oh sure, Mila Kunis is playing way against type (basically Jackie from That 70’s Show as a machinegun packing badass? Seriously?), but you know, we’re willing to look the other way as long as she takes the time to handle those machineguns correctly. By which I mean, don’t look so “girly” doing it. You know how it is; sometimes actresses don’t properly learn how to hold a gun for a movie, and it just looks … wrong. From what I can see in the trailers, Mila Kunis looks like she’s taken some lessons. Or at least, it doesn’t look so overtly weird. Some more pics of Mila Kunis packing heat after the jump.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Amrita Rao, who hails from the land of Bollywood, where they make movies by the bushels. How often? You know how long it took you to read what I just wrote a few seconds ago? Well, in that time, Bollywood has knocked out three more movies. I kid you not. Amrita Rao is one of Bollywood’s burgeoning starlets, and why not? The girl has a great face, and like all Indian actresses, those eyes are to die for. The middle could use a little work (got a little belly going on there), but she’s young, and there’s time to hit the gym. They have gyms in India, right? Anyways, Amrita Rao is purty. Not convinced? Take a look.

So Salma Hayek was overseas in Germany promoting something or rather, and somehow ended up on a German TV show where she somehow lost some kind of bet, which ended up with Salma Hayek slipping on this traditional Bavarian dress and parading around the show’s stage like a fool. Okay, a really hot fool with killer cleavage, but you gotta admit, I don’t think Salma Hayek is going to be putting this on her movie reel any time soon. But you know where it will show up at? When they do roasts for her, or when she shows up on a talk show. Jay Leno will probably go for this. If it was me, I’d make up some story about how Salma Hayek is a time-traveling German chick who wants to eat our brains. That’d be fun, right? Pics of Salma in her Bavarian dress below.

How fascianting is Vida Guerra’s rise to fame? I don’t think the kinds of things that happened to her would have happened, say, 10 years ago. There wasn’t a YouTube back then, no kids running around posting videos of a woman with a really nice ass on the Internet. Before Vida Guerra, there was — no Vida Guerra. But hey, why look a gift horse in the mouth? Vida Guerra is here, and we can all enjoy that near perfect behind of hers. Flawless, you say? I wouldn’t disagree, although I think calling her ass her best assets sort of insults the rest of her, because Vida Guerra is pretty damn easy to look at whether she’s facing you or not. Here’s her spread for King magazine, ass shots included, of course.

If you want to sell a brand new motorcycle, what better way to do it then contact Marisa Miller and put her in some tight black leather chaps and have her straddle your instrument? And of course by instrument I mean your new motorcycle. (Get your mind out of the gutter.) We’re talking of course about the V-Rod Muscle, which is the newest addition to the VSRC line. And if you know what any of that is, then you’re probably a Harley Davidson enthusiast, because I don’t have a clue. But you know what I do know? Marisa Miller is friggin hot, and I guess the motorcycle ain’t so bad, either. Pics and video of an upcoming commercial by Marisa for Harley Davidson after the jump.

Hey kids, remember dodgeball? No? Well, let me assure you, there was actually a sports played in public school called dodgeball. It involved getting a bunch of kids together, and trying not to pick the fat and slow kids in your class. That done, you separate into two sides, and begin flinging balls at each other. Yup, we actually did that in school. You know, before America became a country of pussies, and they started outlawing dodgeball in school. Hey, if I had to get hit in the balls by a big, inflated ball, then by God my kids are gonna get smack there, too! Anyways, in case you ever find yourself playing dodgeball, this is NOT how you do it. I.e. use your hands, or if you must, your back, but for crying out loud, don’t try to catch with your face. Good times, good times…

I like Kevin James, I really do, which is why I’m probably going to watch “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” when it shows up on TV. Or when Blockbuster suckers my nephew into renting a copy when this thing hits DVD. The plot: “Mall cop Paul Blart loves his job but his enthusiasm and dedication gets only contempt from his colleagues and the mall employees. Paul finally gets the respect he deserves when he thwarts Veck Sims’ master plan to rob the entire mall, and in the process earns the love of kiosk owner Naomi when he saves both her and his own daughter, Maya, from the bad guys.” Basically, a lot of “Damn, Kevin James is fat” jokes, which is always good for a laugh. That, plus the notion of extreme sports bad guys once again gets re-used, because, you know, “xXx” and that crap haven’t used it up yet. Shit, doesn’t even the Bond movies have extreme sports bad guys now?