The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Oh, Monica Bellucci, will there ever come a time when you aren’t the hottest thing to come out of Italy since fascism and sausages? Hopefully not. And if the time ever comes when that turns out to be true, we’re going to stick our heads in the sand and hum to ourselves so we can pretend it never happen. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Failing that, we’d probably just run to the Internet and look at pictures of Monica Bellucci like these, which shows off that naturally gorgeous face. Even in black and white, there’s no doubt that Monica Bellucci is just too smoking hot for words. Or at least, a whole lot of words. Probably a little bit of words, though.

Let’s face it, when the name of your band is The Pussycat Dolls, showing up on the cover of a magazine (or on stage, for that matter) in your underwear is pretty much the order of the day. What would be stunning is if the Pussycat Dolls turned up onstage wearing suits. Now that would totally freak everyone else. In any case, here’s the Pussycat Dolls doing what they do best — i.e. prance around in their undies — in Blender magazine. See, there’s Nicole Scherzinger, the lead singer, and that one, the other one, the other girl who isn’t Nicole, and finally, that last Pussycat Doll girl who also isn’t Nicole.

Every year Hollywood stars and other famous faces get together to pretend they actually care you vote (you know, they don’t really care who you vote for, just as long as you vote; and oh, by the way, can you spare an hour to let them tell you why Barack Obama is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and how John McCain is so friggin’ old?) by putting out some freaky dinky ads that will either give you nightmares or scare you into voting. Last year Christina Aguilera had her mouth sewn shut. This year, it’s Jessica Alba in a Hannibal Lecter inspired mask in one ad, S&M garb in the other. I like the second one. Yum. And oh yeah, I’m definitely voting. Al Gore is still on the ballot, right?

Our Sports Babe of the Day is a little lovely lass from Brazil name Isabel Swan. She’s a sailor. Yes, a sailor. Now I don’t know if being a sailor actually qualifies as being an athlete, or someone who participates in “sport”, but when you look this good in your bikini, is there really a point in arguing about the merits of said sport (or not a sport)? I didn’t think so. According to her Wikipedia page, Isabel Swan, besides being quite the babe, recently won a bronze medal in 470 class at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing. You can probably betcha that she was the best looking thing on a boat during that race. Am I right or am I right? (Unless, of course, I was also in the race, but I think that goes without saying. Ahem.)

Jeanene Fox doesn’t play basketball, but if she did, she would probably be the hottest fox on the court. I don’t know if she’s as tall as her brother Rick Fox (who plays for the Lakers), but really, who wants her to be? Jeanene Fox probably spent some time playing basketball (you’d have to when you’re taller than every girl in your school, right?), but probably quickly realized that she’s way too hot to be playing around with a ball bigger than her head. So she went into modeling, and will probably end up in the movies. You don’t look this hot and not end up in the movies. Of course, she can forget about being Tom Cruise’s love interest. She’s what, two feet taller than him? Tom, of course as we all know, is only four feet tall.

To be honest with you, I could make a new January Jones post every month, and just keep calling it “January Jones in [Month in Question here]” and keep on rolling. Wouldn’t that be cool? Yes, but it could also get pretty old pretty fast, and as we all know, there’s nothing I dislike more than lazy writing. You know, like how some bloggers just write crap that makes absolutely no sense just to fill out a post? Yeah, I hate that, too. Anyhoo. Here’s some January Jones in her undies hanging out at the house. Ah, it must be nice to be a hot movie star. You work for a few months a year, remember something someone else wrote for you, then you head on home to your Malibu mansion and lounge about the pool. Good times, good times.

Our Latin Flavor of the day is Ingrid Grudke, a blonde beauty from Misiones, Argentina, which if my outstanding knowledge of South America geography is correct, is located somewhere between the Gulf of Mexico and, er, Mexico. But never mind the map lessons, my friends, let’s concentrate on the girl. You might have seen her in the movie “Papá se volvió loco” and, um, other stuff on TV. I think she’s been on TV, too, but don’t hold me to it. The point is, she’s a model from Argentina, and is, as the kids would say, easy on the eyes. Plus, she’s got purty curves and what the Amish call good birthing hips. You’re interested in birthing hips, aren’t you?

Now I’m not saying that Miranda Kerr has such long legs that she could probably kick me in the nuts all the way from Australia, but I am saying that if she warned me she was going to do it, I would probably take precautions. You know, just to be safe. As my gramps always says, it’s better to be safe than sorry. Of course, my gramps also thinks aliens abduct him every night and anal probe him, but who’s to say he’s wrong and I’m wrong? But nevermind all that. Where were we? Oh right. Miranda Kerr is one of the leggiest supermodels out there right now, which is probably not true, but for the purposes of this post, let’s just assume it is and go with it. Please to enjoy.

If you still don’t know the name Malin Akerman yet, that should probably change when Zack Snyder’s big screen version of Alan Moore’s “Watchmen” pops up into your local theaters sometime next year. In the flick, Malin Akerman plays the Silk Spectre, a hottie superhero who goes, you know, hot superhero stuff. In-between shooting movies and looking hot, Malin Akerman likes to take a dip in the pool. With her clothes on. Well, at least the shirt is see-through, am I right? There’s just one pic here of Malin Akerman at the pool thanks to the blokes over at GQ Magazine, but I think you’ll agree, it’s one hell of a pic.

If I had to guess, I would tell you that Katie Price is famous for being Katie Price. That, and she has a pretty big rack, which in this day and age, is really all you need to be famous. Of course I’m underselling our Katie; besides the spectacular rack, she also has the face and body to go with it. She actually had her own TV show on the E! channel a while back. I think it’s been canceled, probably because you could barely understand what the hell Katie Price was saying on the show. Really, I’m not a Brit, so I haven’t a clue what the girl’s accent was, but oh my God, if I had to listen to that every day, I might have shot myself. But there’s no denying this — Katie Price is still pretty damn hot. Here she is selling some perfume or something. I think. Just focus on the face, the rack and the curves and you’ll be fine.

I haven’t a clue who Laura Weston is, except that she’s blonde, very nice to look at, has great eyes, and she’s from Australia. Down Under, as the kids say, what with their wacky saying and phrases and what have you. Other than those things, I know absolutely nothing else about Laura Weston. And oh yeah, she kinda looks good in lingerie. Now I don’t know how much it would take to look good in lingerie, but for me, it would have to be about $20,000 grand in surgery. I may look good, but I don’t look THIS good. Then again, I’m a guy with self-image issues, so don’t bother listening to what I’m saying. (Man, this is getting so weird…) Anyhoo. Laura Weston is hot, and she’s our Down Under girl of the Day. Please to ogle.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is a bit of a detour from our usual mix of actresses and models. Katherine Jenkins is a Welsh mezzo-soprano singer — you know, one of those girls who sings with her mouth in a wide “O” shape, and you can’t understand a single thing she’s singing? — who hasn’t made any appearances in any men’s magazines as of yet, although the closest she’s come is a recent issue of GQ, where she slipped on some revealing clothes. Not exactly what you would expect from a respectable mezzo-soprano singer, but then again, how many of them are as hot as Katherine Jenkins? I rest my case. Pictures, plus a video of one of her performances, below.

Good God. I can’t believe the gorgeous Jaime Murray is now playing someone’s mom on TV! Well I have to say, she must be TV’s hottest MILF, that’s for sure. The show in question is Valentine on the CW. So what’s it about? Apparently Jaime will play the mother of a bunch of Greek Gods who lives in modern times, whose sole job seems to be to bring people together. I guess it’s, er, a comedy? Anyways, it’ll probably get canceled after one year, but until then, here are some Jaime Murray promos for Valentine. I don’t know about Jaime Murray playing someone’s mom, even if she is supposed to be a Goddess. But eh, it’s the CW, who the hell knows what goes on over there.

I was originally going to put this post the Lingerie Model of the Day category, but then I realized that might be shortchanging Danielle Nogueira just a little bit, and the last thing we want to do is to shortchange a babe in a bikini. That’s just not how we roll around here, doncha know. So her name is Danielle Nogueira, and she’s yet another perfect Brazilian to grace magazine covers and slip on lingerie for fashion designers around the world. And check it out — I actually think Danielle Nogueira also kinda looks a lot like a brunette version of Brooke Burns. Am I right or am I right? Anyways, please to enjoy some lingerie and bikini pictures of this very flavorful newcomer.

Whenever I find myself in Veracruz, Mexico, I always take a moment to check the TV for a show or movie starring Adriana Fonseca, because according to IMDB.com, she’s an actress who has been on TV tons. For those of you who don’t understand Spanish, “tons” means she’s been on TV a lot of times. See? Who says my four years of Spanish classes have been lost to time and a lazy mind? Well, my parents, but I try to not listen to them as much as possible. In any case, here’s more heat from Mexican actress Adriana Fonseca, who brings the heat like it’s going out of style. FYI: Adriana Fonseca’s parents were both dentists. Adriana, on the other hand, decided to just go the stay hot and sexy career route, and all is right with the world.

Dido Armstrong (just Dido to her friends, and the millions of people who have bought her CDs over the years) has a pretty good voice. Okay, that’s underselling it. Dido Armstrong has a friggin awesome voice. I could go to sleep listening to that voice. And the songs aren’t bad, either, not that I listen to chick songs, mind you. Ahem. I’m way too masculine for that. Just ask all the girls I bang on a daily basis. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Anyhoo, Dido’s got a new album coming out, “Safe Trip Home”, which is due out next month. No doubt it’ll be a great collection of songs. Not, ahem, that I would ever know, because I won’t be buying it. I listen to, like, heavy metal and stuff like that, being the manly man and all. Ahem. Some promos of Dido for “Safe Trip Home”.

When you’re a Deal or No Deal model, and your job is to stand on that stage and hold one of, what, 50 suitcases? How exactly do you stand out? Well, it’s kind of hard, but when you’re not holding briefcases and smiling prettily at the camera and the latest retarded contestant, you do as much modeling as you can. And just to make sure you stand out some more, you make sure that body looks good in a bikini, because let’s face it, the only thing worst than a model who can’t fill out a bikini like gangbusters is a fat housewife wearing those belly shirts. It just ain’t right, man. Not at all. Anyhoo, this is Megan Abrigo. Please to enjoy.

No wonder Melita Toniolo won the Italian version of the Big Brother program. (Once again, I have to say — thanks, Big Brother! I don’t think a show has single-handedly given us as many redhot babes as the Big Brother program. Whoever invented this thing — way to go, bro!) But I think you can figure out why Melita Toniolo won. Hey, maybe she’s got a great personality, or maybe she’s really good with people, but I’m pretty sure the fact that Melita Toniolo has some freakishly killer curves didn’t hurt, either. Plus, the rack. Melita Toniolo is a pretty well-endowed young woman. Now who could possibly vote against Melita Toniolo? You’d have to be totally stupid to do so. Or gay. I ain’t either, so of course I voted for her. Which is pretty odd, since I don’t even live in Italy, and don’t even know the phone number to call in order to vote, but I digress.

In some universes, there is such a thing as too many pictures of hot girls in two-piece bikinis. We call them the Totally Retarded Universes. Or as my nephew puts it, TRU. That’s my nephew for ya. People find ways to come up with long-winded titles for things, and the kid just puts the kibosh on the whole thing with the most succinct response. Kid is a genius, I’m telling you. Now if only he would stop eating grass. Where was I? Oh right. In this universe, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with a hot women in a bikini. In fact, here’s model Pania Rose to prove my point. See? Who says I don’t back up my assumptions with proof? Hah! Showed you, didn’t I?

Mini Anden may have started life as a Swedish model, but she’s since turned that gig into a pretty active career in American TV and in Hollywood. You might have seen her as the really hot chick in a recent episode of NBC’s Chuck (you know, the one about the geek with the computer brain with the blonde protecting him?), she was also in Entourage, Shark, and Dirt. In the movie world, she’s got a small role in “Tropic Thunder” and has a slightly bigger role in Dane Cook’s “My Best Friend’s Girl”, which I believe is a hilarious laugh-a-second. Or maybe not. Well, Mini Anden will be in there, and hopefully she’ll be wearing her bra and panties, because let’s face it, there’s not a better way to wow Hollywood then to slip on the bra and panties and walk around onscreen for an hour or two. Or at least that’s what I tell all my Hollywood starlet wannabes.