And you Thought YOUR Team Sucks

25 September 2009

Funny Stuff, Sports Stuff, Videos

From earlier in the season, a game between Georgia Tech and Clemson. Clemson was down by 21 at halftime but came storming back and nearly won. Georgia Tech pulled the game out with a field goal in the fourth quarter.

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Eliza Dushku is Deadly, Hot. Hot Deadly.

25 September 2009

Eliza Dushku

Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse on FOX is pretty damn awesome, but you know what I love even more than the show itself? These awesome promos with star Eliza Dushku. Of course it helps that Eliza Dushku is insanely photogenic, and has a rocking body and the will to use it to its deadliest and sexiest max. At least, in these photos. I’m not saying she goes out and shoot people or slash arms off with that katana or anything. Or maybe she does? Who am I to say what the girl does with her free time? And really, I say let her. She’s hot, she can do whatever she wants.

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Melita Toniolo Brings the Friday Lingerie Goodness

25 September 2009

Melita Toniolo

This day in lingerie goodness is brought to you by former Italian Big Brother contestant Melita Toniolo. Now I don’t know why our version of Big Brother doesn’t have girls like this on the show. We usually the get the skanky tramp-stamped ones on our shows, never a tall, gorgeous hottie like this. Anyways, here’s Melita Toniolo bringing the Friday lingerie goodness, because what’s Friday good for otherwise? Not a whole damn much, if you ask me. Except for this. This is an exception. Please to enjoy.

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Megan Fox’s Cheerleader Pics from Jennifer’s Body

24 September 2009

Megan Fox

Megan Fox’s first starring role in “Jennifer’s Body” didn’t exactly set the box office on fire, but that’s for the bean counters to worry about. We’re glad there was a movie where Megan Fox was put into a cheerleader outfit for our enjoyment, and because of that, we’d like to thank the makers of “Jennifer’s Body”. Here are some movie promos from “Jennifer” with Megan Fox in said cheerleader outfit. And no, you’ve never seen a cheerleader look this hot at your school. Face it, most cheerleaders look like 30-year old has-beens. Megan Fox, on the other hand, looks like Megan Fox. In a cheerleader outfit. Oh my.

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Miranda Kerr is Stretchy

24 September 2009

Miranda Kerr

Who knew Miranda Kerr actually works out? I always thought she never went to the gym and that just relied on the skinny gene for staying skinny. She’s no Marisa Miller, after all, and it’s never a good thing when you can see a model’s ribcage, and I’ve seen Miranda Kerr’s ribcage a couple of times. Anyways, here’s Miranda Kerr in the gym (I think that’s a gym) doing some stretching exercises. Not sure if she’ll pack on the muscles doing whatever it is she’s doing, but it sure looks stretchy good.

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Blake Lively Brings the Legs

24 September 2009

Blake Lively

Apparently part of the requirements to star in the CW’s Gossip Girl is to have legs that go on forever. Or at least that’s the impression I got from seeing these pictures of Blake Lively at some shindig all dressed up and leggy. Now I don’t know what kind of genes are responsible for those magnificent legs, but let me tell you, they’re great genes. Godly genes, if you will. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Blake Lively was actually half-Goddess. No, really. Anyways, less talk, more legs.

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Sarah Silverman’s Mustache Prank at the Emmys

23 September 2009

Funny Stuff, Sarah Silverman, Videos

God bless you, Sarah Silverman. And oh yeah, props to Justin Timberlake for going with the flow. I didn’t know the kid had it in him.

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Aimee Garcia and Anastasia Griffith in Trauma Season 1 Promos

23 September 2009

Aimee Garcia, Anastasia Griffith

I’m not usually a big fan of medical shows, because let’s face it, how many episodes of people screaming out medical terms do you need before it all gets boring? Well the new NBC show Trauma looks like it has promise, and not just because it co-stars two gorgeous gals in Aimee Garcia and Anastasia Griffith. Okay, maybe that’s one of the primary reasons I might tune in when this thing finally premieres on my TV, or the God box as I like to call it. Cause, you know, it gives me everything I could want. Like God. Anyways, Season 1 promos of Trauma featuring its two loveliest ladies Aimee Garcia and Anastasia Griffith.

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Another Reminder of Kate Beckinsale’s Classy Hotness

23 September 2009

Kate Beckinsale

No one does classy hotness better than Kate Beckinsale. Of course it helps that she’s a slender gal with a sexy British accent. Let’s face it, a British accent will make a lot of people hot, even if they’re not all that hot. But when they’re actually hot like Kate Beckinsale, there’s no getting around it, one look at the gal and you’re falling in lust. Kate’s career hasn’t exactly been going great at the movies, so we’re hoping she returns to the “Underworld” movies. And if not, then keep doing photoshoots like these. We likey, we likey muchy.

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Stana Katic in Castle Season 2 Promos

22 September 2009

Stana Katic

I’ll admit it, I’ve never seen a full episode of Castle, though once I did catch almost an entire episode. Almost. But I really like what I saw, especially in former 24 bad girl Stana Katic, playing the lead good girl on the show. Of course, like all female Detectives on TV, Stana Katic is way too hot to be a cop, and dresses more like a fashion model than someone who runs around chasing crooks. Oh, the illusion of TV. Check out some Season 2 promos of Castle featuring Stana Katic. Yup, the show is in its second season now. Go figure, I didn’t think it would last past one.

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Isla Fisher is Still Deceptively Leggy

22 September 2009

Isla Fisher

Isla Fisher is barely 5′3″, but everytime I see a photoshoot of her, she looks like she’s more like, say, 6′3″. I don’t know how she does it, maybe it’s just the fact that she likes showing off those legs. Hey, I ain’t complainin’. Here’s Isla Fisher on the couch of my house waiting for me to come home. Which is weird, because I don’t know where I would be coming home from, since I don’t got a job and stuff. Weird, right? Told you it was weird.

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Jessica White Brings the Tuesday Lingerie Godness

22 September 2009

Jessica White

Model Jessica White is named Jessica White, but she’s not white, she’s African-American. Get it? Okay, just had to try, give me a break, you think it’s easy writing this stuff for every post? Okay, okay, it’s kind of easy, but don’t tell anyone, it’s between you and me. Anyhow, so I was sitting at home in my boxers, and thinking to myself, “Self, you know what would be great for this dull Tuesday? Lingerie pictures of Jessica White!” And so, this post was born. Yup, that’s how genius works, folks, learn it, live it, breathe it.

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Jennifer Garner is Armed and Sexy

22 September 2009

Jennifer Garner

You know, I miss Jennifer Garner doing action movies. She does way too many silly, inconsequential romantic comedies nowadays. Granted, not that there’s a whole lot of consequential romantic comedies anymore, or ever, but man, the ones that are coming out now make you want to shoot yourself. I miss Jennifer Garner in action movies ala Alias. Sure, “Elektra” didn’t do that well, but she shouldn’t give up on it. And ’sides, how many action movies with Milla Jovovich can you take? It’s time Jennifer Garner took over!

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The House Girls Season 6 Promos

Hey, House is back, baby! Here are some promos of the show’s three ladies — Olivia Wilde, Jennifer Morrison, and Lisa Edelstein. I’d have preferred if they did these show promos in a bikini or lingerie, but eh, you can’t always get everything you want. For instance, I would like to win the lottery, but it ain’t gonna happen. Where was I? Oh right, here are some promos of the ladies of House Season 6. Don’t forget, the show comes back this week. Be there or be square!

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Cinthia Moura Brings the Monday Bikini Goodness

Hey look kids, model and occasional actress Cinthia Moura is back, and she’s trying on a variety of bikinis! Yay! Life is good once again. See, this is why I love me some Monday. You get bikini pictures of a hottie like Cinthia Moura to enjoy. Too bad this doesn’t happen every Monday. That way we could call it Monday Cinthia Moura Bikini Pictures. I think that would work, don’t you? It could be a national holiday or something, even though, technically, Cinthia is Brazilian. But hey, details, who needs’em?

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Olivia Wilde Rocks a Bikini With her Skinny Hot Body

Let’s face it, you can’t help but notice that Olivia Wilde is about 10 pounds short of being really, really hot. Right now, she’s kinda skinny hot, which is still hot, but not really, really hot. See the difference? Anyways, she was recently in GQ magazine, which I’m told is a magazine for men who likes to dress up in suits and ties and what have you. I don’t know what that’s about. I don’t even own a suit. Then again, I don’t even have a girlfriend, so maybe the two have something to do with each other. Who knows, really, but let’s just concenrate on Olivia Wilde’s skinny hot bikini body in GQ instead.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Shape Bikini Cover

The Ghost Whisperer on the cover of Shape’s October ‘09 issue. We think that’s a bikini.

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Catrin Claeson Brings the Thursday Lingerie Goodness

17 September 2009

Catrin Claeson

Who is Catrin Claeson? Well she’s a model, and she models lingerie. Beyond that, I haven’t a clue, and truthfully, do you care? The woman is blonde, tall, has a killer body, and she looks mighty fine in them lingerie the kids are always buying at them fancy stores and malls and whatnot. Anyways, here are some Catrin Claeson for your Thursday pleasure? See, who says nothing good ever happens on Thursday. So stop badmouthing Thursday already! Glad we cleared that up.

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Elisha Cuthbert is a Famous Canadian

17 September 2009

Elisha Cuthbert

You may know her as all-American hero Jack Bauer’s daughter on 24, but Elisha Cuthbert is more Canadian than she is American. Okay, so she’s not American at all, she’s a Canadian playing an American on TV. They call that acting, apparently. Here’s the 24 hottie on the red carpet of the 12th Annual Canada’s Walk of Fame inductee ceremony in Toronto, then later, standing with a female Mountie. She’s a famous Canadian, but apparently not famous enough yet to get inducted into the Walk of Fame. I hear inductees get free moose meat for a year. That’s what I heard, anyway.

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