The Random Stuff of Interests Page

I always thought Maria Menounos was purty, one of those gals who knew she was hot, and didn’t really take her job as an “entertainment journalist” all that seriously, unlike some people, and you know who you are, which just made her even hotter to me. I mean, come on, you interview celebrities about their new hairstyle or their ex-wives, for God’s sake, how serious can you take that? Anyways, I always dug Maria Menounos, and these new pics of the lovely lass doesn’t change that one iota. If anything, they convince me that I was right to worship her from afar in the first place.

Katrina Bowden is one of those fresh-faced Hollywood starlets-in-the-makings who hasn’t really made it yet. Probably because she hasn’t really found the right role to explode in yet. We’ll just have to wait for her to get her “Transformers”, if you will, but until then, here’s the gorgeous actress Katrina Bowden at the beach doing the bikini thing. Oh my, pretty Hollywood starlets and beach bikini pics go together like a fat kid and ice cream. And you know how fat kids love ice cream. Okay, skinny kids love ice cream, too, but nowhere near as much as the fat kids. That’s, you know, how they got so fat, FYI.

Hollywood loves its zombie fighting hotties. You got your Milla Jovovich from the “Resident Evil” movies, you got — er, who else? Well, okay, maybe there haven’t been all that many. Here’s another one to add to the exclusive club, though: Emma Stone from “Zombieland”. Emma Stone plays a shotgun-blasting badass babe who goes around shooting zombies in the head. Or actually you don’t even have to shoot them in the head. Shooting them anywhere will do in this movie, which is kind of weak, but there you have it. Get some Emma Stone

Kate Beckinsale is Esquire magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive for 2009. Which is sort of a weird thing to be called. The sexy part is good, but then there’s the date at the end of it. What does that mean? She’s only sexy for one year? But next year someone else is the sexiest woman alive? Yes, actually, that’s what it means. Still weird. But you know what’s not weird? This video of the photoshoot Kate did for Esquire. Walking around in heels in nothing but bra and panties. Are you kidding me? There is a God.

I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars. Why? Because I don’t like stars, and I don’t like dancing, so when you put the two of them together, it pains me to no end. But you know what doesn’t pain me? Cheryl Burke. Cheryl Burke is just hot. I’d love to dance with her, and of course by “dance” I mean hide outside her window in a bush. But maybe that’s just me. Check out the very curvy Cheryl Burke and her dancing machine body.

Hey, remember that really hot blonde in the “Friday the 13th” remake? The one who took off her top and rode that guy in the bedroom scene like he’s never been ridden before? Well that’s actress Julianna Guill, and she’s one fine looking lady. Check some of her pics out below. She’s got a sci-fi horror movie called “Altitude” and another horror movie called “My Super Psycho Sweet 16″ coming out in 2010. Looks like our girl has become a bona fide scream queen. Did I mention she’s really, really hot? Check her out below, then catch her in “Friday” if you haven’t yet.

Rachel Nichols was recently at the Bangkok International Film Festival and dressed up in traditional Thai clothing and looked, wow, yeah, I think Rachel Nichols can put on hobo clothes and be covered in dirt and guys would still be lining up to tap that. So here’s Rachel Nichols in traditional Thai dress, looking so good they might have to close down the film festival less she burn up the joint. Which would mean she would get arrested for arson or something. The Thais are weird that way, or so I’ve heard.

You gotta give credit where credit is due: without girls like Cindy Crawford, there wouldn’t be girls like Gisele Bundchen and their perfect bikini body flauntin’ ways. So yeah, Cindy Crawford is one of the originals, and she’s definitely a retro bikini goddess. Though to be honest, calling her “retro” is a bit of an insult. So let’s not. I should probably change the title of this post, but being that I’m lazy, I’m not gonna. What of it? Please to enjoy some retro bikini goodness with Cindy Crawford.

Oh, YouTube, is there no end to your wonderful gifts? This is part 1 of what is surely going to be a gazillion parter.

I bet you were sitting there, in your stained T-shirt and torn jeans, and thinking to yourself, “Hmm, I wonder if Cinthia Moura is still a bikini Goddess?” I’m here to tell you that yes, she is, indeed. See, what would you do without me answering your questions? I’m like the encyclopedia and shit, answering questions people have and must know or else they can’t go on with their lives. You’re welcome. Now enjoy some Cinthia Moura bikini pictures.

Cute Japanese girls, like blonde California girls, are a dime a dozen, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t worship them when we come across them. That would be like giving God the backhand for creating them. You don’t want to insult God, would you? Of course not. So here’s Japanese model Aino Kishi, one of those pin-up girls that are all the range in Japan, though I don’t think she’s done anything she wouldn’t want to show her dad yet. She’s since parlayed the fame into starring in movies about princesses and samurais and demons and what have you. Check out Aino Kishi.

According to Rolling Stone, Megan Fox is America’s hottest bad girl. I can’t say as if I disagree, with both the “hottest” and “bad girl” part. Megan Fox surely is one fine, fine looking woman, and the fact that she doesn’t mind slipping on the skimpy outfit for the gazillion magazines she does a month makes her all that hotter. Of course, she risks over-exposure, but hey, if you gotta get over-exposed, why not go all the way? I have absolutely no idea what that means, but there’s Megan Fox in Rolling Stone laying about the house looking hot and junk.

It’s Monday, so you know what that means — another day on the job. Basically, every day is another day on the job. Unless it’s a weekend, in which case it’s not. You know, that’s how weekdays and weekends work, in case you still haven’t figured it out. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, it’s Monday, and you know what that means: lingerie goodness with Madalina Diana Ghenea. This isn’t going to happen every Monday, so don’t go start expecting it. We might change it up every now and then. Why? Cause that’s how we roll, bitches.

From earlier in the season, a game between Georgia Tech and Clemson. Clemson was down by 21 at halftime but came storming back and nearly won. Georgia Tech pulled the game out with a field goal in the fourth quarter.

Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse on FOX is pretty damn awesome, but you know what I love even more than the show itself? These awesome promos with star Eliza Dushku. Of course it helps that Eliza Dushku is insanely photogenic, and has a rocking body and the will to use it to its deadliest and sexiest max. At least, in these photos. I’m not saying she goes out and shoot people or slash arms off with that katana or anything. Or maybe she does? Who am I to say what the girl does with her free time? And really, I say let her. She’s hot, she can do whatever she wants.

This day in lingerie goodness is brought to you by former Italian Big Brother contestant Melita Toniolo. Now I don’t know why our version of Big Brother doesn’t have girls like this on the show. We usually the get the skanky tramp-stamped ones on our shows, never a tall, gorgeous hottie like this. Anyways, here’s Melita Toniolo bringing the Friday lingerie goodness, because what’s Friday good for otherwise? Not a whole damn much, if you ask me. Except for this. This is an exception. Please to enjoy.

Megan Fox’s first starring role in “Jennifer’s Body” didn’t exactly set the box office on fire, but that’s for the bean counters to worry about. We’re glad there was a movie where Megan Fox was put into a cheerleader outfit for our enjoyment, and because of that, we’d like to thank the makers of “Jennifer’s Body”. Here are some movie promos from “Jennifer” with Megan Fox in said cheerleader outfit. And no, you’ve never seen a cheerleader look this hot at your school. Face it, most cheerleaders look like 30-year old has-beens. Megan Fox, on the other hand, looks like Megan Fox. In a cheerleader outfit. Oh my.

Who knew Miranda Kerr actually works out? I always thought she never went to the gym and that just relied on the skinny gene for staying skinny. She’s no Marisa Miller, after all, and it’s never a good thing when you can see a model’s ribcage, and I’ve seen Miranda Kerr’s ribcage a couple of times. Anyways, here’s Miranda Kerr in the gym (I think that’s a gym) doing some stretching exercises. Not sure if she’ll pack on the muscles doing whatever it is she’s doing, but it sure looks stretchy good.

Apparently part of the requirements to star in the CW’s Gossip Girl is to have legs that go on forever. Or at least that’s the impression I got from seeing these pictures of Blake Lively at some shindig all dressed up and leggy. Now I don’t know what kind of genes are responsible for those magnificent legs, but let me tell you, they’re great genes. Godly genes, if you will. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that Blake Lively was actually half-Goddess. No, really. Anyways, less talk, more legs.

God bless you, Sarah Silverman. And oh yeah, props to Justin Timberlake for going with the flow. I didn’t know the kid had it in him.