The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Yeah, yeah, I know: “Susan Sideropoulos is Still Sexily Soothing? Really? You gonna go with that, guy who writes stuff?” The answer is, Yes. I’m going with that. I know, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, and at one point I thought about revisiting it and changing it to something more, you know, less retarded, but I’m the kind of guy who sticks by my ideals, and so, yeah, I’m going with Susan Sideropoulos is Still Sexily Soothing. It’s got a nice alliteration thing going on, and you know, you won’t get this kind of totally unnecessary alliterations anywhere else. Yup, just here. Now ain’t that special? No? Well how about Susan Sideropoulos’ rack, then? Get an eyeful, ya hard to please bitches.

I know what you’re thinking: “Hey, guy who writes this stuff just to justify posting hot pictures of women in varying stages of undress, it sure has been a while since you last posted anything on a British babe.” Well gee, guy who can read minds, you’re right! So, to rectify this bout of laziness on my part, here’s Danielle Bux in another edition of Brit Babe of the day. To be honest with you, I don’t even know if Danielle Bux is actually British, but she’s engaged to some former soccer player over there in the UK, and she’s currently the cover girl of the Maxim UK magazine, and that’s good enough for me. Apparently soccer is so big over in the UK that even has-been players get the prime-A tail in retirement. Man, I gotta pick me up some soccer playin’…

In the latest issue of Maxim Magazine, model turned actress Diora Baird laments that when producers get a hold of her, they usually cast her as a stripper, or someone of equal predilection to take off their clothes. I can’t say as if I blame those scummy Hollywood producers, as one look at Diora Baird’s latest Maxim spread simply convinces me one thing: this woman is holy hot, and should be playing strippers on the big screen. Now that may be unfair, but you know, men being men, we’re a simple bunch, and when we see a hot woman, we immediately wish she was naked in front of us. Failing that, we try to get her into something that would require her to take off her clothes. Hey, it’s a half-assed way to see a hot woman naked, but you know, it ain’t such a bad way to go through life.

If you didn’t know that lingerie model Juliana Martins was Brazilian, you would immediately think she’s French, or hails from Europe or thereabouts. But if you’ve been reading this site, you know she’s yet another Brazilian, from a long line of Brazilian models who have yet to make it big, but is probably this close to doing so. Then again, being a Brazilian model nowadays must be kind of a drag; besides all the competition you have to wade through — oh who am I kidding. There’s no downside to being a model from Brazil! It’s like, get up, take off half your clothes, pose, go back to sleep, then get up the next morning and vacation for two months. Or something like that. Anyways, Juliana Martins is back in her bra and panties, and it’s Heavenly.

Her name is Nadine Velazquez, and she loves Maxim, and vice versa. Being that whenever she shows up in the pages of Maxim and similar men’s magazines she’s usually mostly naked, half naked, or generally really hot looking, we, the general populace, loves her, too. Now I can’t recall the last time I actually saw her show My Name is Earl (seriously, how am I expected to sit there and watch some guy with porn mustache for 30 minutes?), but I can recall the last time I had a bad, bad fantasy about Nadine Velazquez. That was a few seconds ago. Oh, wait, there’s another one. And another one… Man, it must be these photos. Wait, oh, there was another really good one. Damn, Nadine Velazquez, thanks for the memories!

As far as I can tell, there are only two things hotter than Megan Fox: the sun and this itch along my right leg; I don’t know what’s going on down there, but I think it’s turning into a rash. But I digress. There’s not a whole lot of things hotter than Megan Fox, and yes, I’m even including those outrageously retarded tattoos that she’s covered her perfect little self with. Really, super hot girls, may I ask for a moratorium on ugly tattoos? There’s absolutely nothing worst than a girl who is so uber hot that men pee their pants when she walks past who decides to cover her arm with a giant friggin tattoo of Marilyn Monroe’s head. Wow, really, Megan? But eh, you’re so hot, I’m going to forgive you, baby. Check her out in GQ wearing a bikini with, thankfully, most of her tattoos covered up. Did I mention that Megan Fox is really, really hot?

So some prick name Ike is bearing down on us and being the prick that he is, he’ll probably knock out my Internet connection for the next few days. Until then, here’s some Gemma Atkinson to hold onto. (And yes, I am referencing her massive rack.) Ah, I feel so much better. Thanks, Gemma!

Wait, so let me get this straight: she’s hot, she looks great in a two-piece bikini (and she doesn’t mind wearing it all day long too, apparently), AND she loves sports, probably more than 50% of all the men out there? Dude, if that isn’t the definition of the perfect woman, then you have permission to slap me on the ass and call me Sally. (But only after you buy me dinner first. Come on, that’s just the right thing to do.) Who am I talking about? Mexican sports reporter Ines Sainz, of course, although I think she’s since gotten married and added an extra name to her last name, but since I’m too lazy to actually, you know, bother with actual research, let’s just stick to Ines Sainz and marvel at that nice body. Oooooh, flavorful.

Anna Tatangelo was so spicy the first time we posted her, we decided to do it again. Why? Because we feel like it, and because Italian hotties don’t come around very often around these here parts. Italian hotties and cats with green eyes, that is. I mean, every now and then you’ll get a German hottie and a cat with yellow eyes, but man, try to get an Italian hottie at the same time as a cat with green eyes, and it’s like waiting for the French to grow a backbone. (That last sentence was in no way meant to make fun of the French. No, really, I love you guys. Or, anyway, your women, anyways.) But I digress. Here are a couple of more looks at the oh-so-lovely Italian pop princess Anna Tatangelo.

I don’t think I’m going out on too far a limb to say that Sharon Case is one smoking hot mama. Who is Sharon Case, you ask? Well I’m glad you asked. Sharon is an actress on the long-running The Young and the Restless, which is, as everyone who knows me knows, the only soap opera on TV I never miss. I mean, not even a single episode. How could I possibly go by a day without seeing what’s happening on Mars today? Wait, The Young and the Restless is that show that takes place on Mars, and is about the Martian and Venusian’s never-ending intergalactic war for space conquest, right? Either/or. What’s important is that Sharon Case is one of the castmembers of TY&R, as diehard fans like myself like to call it, and we would like to thank her for looking so hot.

I am so feeling Dania Ramirez of Heroes fame right now that I plan on naming my first born Dania, which would be really weird if it turned out to be a boy. But you know, being that I always keep my promise, I’m going to make him take the name Dania anyway. Hey, if he turns out all screwed up, it’s not my fault, it’s Dania Ramirez’s fault for being such a friggin’ hottie and going out without her bra. Here’s a very nice cleavage shot of Dania Ramirez out and about. I’m glad she let the puppies out to say Hi. Now I don’t know if Dania Ramirez has become my favorite Heroes castmember, but I’m also not saying that she isn’t. Sure, Hayden and Ali are always welcome here, but every now and then it’s nice to have someone without blonde hair. And there is absolutely nothing NOT nice about Dania Ramirez.

If you’ve never heard of Irina Voronina, then you’re just a big idiot, aren’t you? We already told you about her once, but why stop with just once? She’s a former Russian model, Playboy Playmate, and currently the 2008 St. Pauli Girl Spokesmodel. She hails from Dzerzhinsk, Russia, although she currently makes her home in Sunny California, which I hear is less, you know, frozen than Russia. The 5′10″ statuesque blonde can currently be found traveling the country handing out free beer to drunks everywhere, because let’s face it, if some ugly fat chick handed you a beer, you probably wouldn’t drink it, but when the girl is a leggy Russian blonde bombshell, you’d run over your mom to get a free swig of that tasty beer.

Who is Valentina Cervi? Well, first of all, she’s an Italian actress from, er, Italy, and she’ll be making her big-time Hollywood debut in Spike Lee’s war movie “The Miracle at St. Anna” when the film opens very soon. Will that lead to a career in Hollywood? Gosh, one sure hopes so, because it’s been a long time since we’ve gotten our hands on a spicy Italian to chew on. Mind you, not that I’m saying we’re going to be chewing on Valentina Cervi and passing her around like a blunt, but you know, just in case she’s up to it, why not? Check out some spicey pics of Valentina Cervi and call me in the morning. Or better yet, don’t.

Hey, TV kids, Chuck is back! You know, the guy and the TV show? Well, they’re actually one in the same, actually, which kinda makes me saying, “Hey, TV kids, Chuck is back!” correct in the first place. See? I wish you guys would stop contradicting me. It’s embarrassing. For YOU. Har har. But I digress. Yvonne Strahovski is one of the stars of Chuck, and for my money, the only reason I would ever try to watch a show about a nerd who works at a Best Buy type store. I mean, seriously, he works at a Best Buy type store. How interesting can his life be? Even with the country’s national security data downloaded into his head? Yvonne Strahovski, now, wow. She’s hot dangerous and hot classy, which she is here. No idea where these pics are from, but I approve.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Amit Freidman, who hails from Israel and is one of our ravishing redheads, if those freckles that covers her body is any indication. Now I’m not an expert on redheads or anything, but are freckles supposed to cover your entire body? I thought it was only on the face, but then again, maybe that’s why I’m not, like, a doctor or something. What’s the doctor that works with skin? You know, the kind of doctor that other, real doctors snicker about behind their back? Yeah, them. Anyways, Amit Freidman is really hot, and has such nice abs that she likes to show it off, and God bless her for doing so. Me likey so very much!

Now I’m not saying that if Jessica Hart was eating a sandwich and crumbs from her sandwich fell on the floor that I would leap down like Britney Spears going down on a guy selling crack in an alley, but I’m also NOT saying I won’t. Having said that, let me introduce you to Jessica Hart, an Australian model with curves to die for and a gap in her teeth that would make David Letterman jealous. He would also probably be really jealous of her looks, too, in case he, you know, secretly wishes he was a famous model from Melbourne, I mean. Which I’m not saying David Letterman does wishes he was a woman, but I’m also NOT saying that he doesn’t wish he was a woman. Ahem. Here’s Jessica Hart. Please to ogle.

By now you may be growing tired of me singing the praises of little known model/actress/fantasy material Alyssa Sutherland. Well tough luck, chumps, because I’m about to do it again. Yes, that’s right, today is Alyssa Sutherland day, and we present you more pictures of the lovely lady as she models some lingerie for someone who was smart enough to hire her. Lingerie is great (hey, who doesn’t like bra and panties? especially when they’re on a woman?), but they sure don’t show off her long legs like those bikini pictures of her. But hey, I ain’t gonna complain. (Okay, so I sorta did complain a moment ago, but let’s just pretend I didn’t and move on.) Alyssa Sutherland lingerie pictures. Please to enjoy.

So Kate Hudson, aka the Queen of Romantic Comedies, has a new romantic comedy (what, you shocked?) called “My Best Friend’s Girl”, which co-stars Dane Cook as a guy who dates Kate and wants Kate to date his friend, or maybe Cook plays the friend who is asked to date Kate and dump her, or something. Look, it’s a romantic comedy, okay? THE PLOT DOESN’T MATTER. But you know what matters? Apparently in the movie, Kate Hudson gets boned by Dane Cook, and likes to go around without her shirt. Or at least that’s what these promos from the movie would seem to indicate. Is it wrong of me to get excited about a Kate Hudson romcom? Anyone? Anyone?

Yasmin Jordao is a model from Brazil. Need I say more? Already, you’ve conjured up two images: a great bikini body and great, alluring eyes. A pretty face, nice hair, and curvy curves don’t hurt, either, and yes, Yasmin Jordao has got all of those things, too. Will she be the next Brazilian supermodel? Maybe, maybe not. Probably not. Because let’s face it, how many Brazilian supermodels can we accommodate before the world of supermodels implodes on its own sexy, oh so sexy self? I don’t know what it would take, and I don’t wanna find out, cause you know me, I love me my interchangeable Brazilian hotties. So enough blubbering. Here’s Yasmin Jordao and her bikini curves.

Dania Ramirez, one of the stars of NBC’s Heroes TV show, wants you to know that she has curves. Very, very nice curves. Okay, so maybe she’s a tad thin, but it’s not like we’re talking about rail thin here. The little lady has it all in the places where it matters, including a very nice wonder bra-assisted cleavage. The hair looks good, the eyes are fascinating, and she’s got that, “Yeah, check me out, I know I’m hot, you know I’m hot, how about we head to your basement right now?” What, girls don’t say that to you? They say that to me all the time. Anyways, Dania Ramirez at the Heroes Season 3 premiere party. Yum.