The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Wait, so let me get this straight: she’s hot, she looks great in a two-piece bikini (and she doesn’t mind wearing it all day long too, apparently), AND she loves sports, probably more than 50% of all the men out there? Dude, if that isn’t the definition of the perfect woman, then you have permission to slap me on the ass and call me Sally. (But only after you buy me dinner first. Come on, that’s just the right thing to do.) Who am I talking about? Mexican sports reporter Ines Sainz, of course, although I think she’s since gotten married and added an extra name to her last name, but since I’m too lazy to actually, you know, bother with actual research, let’s just stick to Ines Sainz and marvel at that nice body. Oooooh, flavorful.

Anna Tatangelo was so spicy the first time we posted her, we decided to do it again. Why? Because we feel like it, and because Italian hotties don’t come around very often around these here parts. Italian hotties and cats with green eyes, that is. I mean, every now and then you’ll get a German hottie and a cat with yellow eyes, but man, try to get an Italian hottie at the same time as a cat with green eyes, and it’s like waiting for the French to grow a backbone. (That last sentence was in no way meant to make fun of the French. No, really, I love you guys. Or, anyway, your women, anyways.) But I digress. Here are a couple of more looks at the oh-so-lovely Italian pop princess Anna Tatangelo.

I don’t think I’m going out on too far a limb to say that Sharon Case is one smoking hot mama. Who is Sharon Case, you ask? Well I’m glad you asked. Sharon is an actress on the long-running The Young and the Restless, which is, as everyone who knows me knows, the only soap opera on TV I never miss. I mean, not even a single episode. How could I possibly go by a day without seeing what’s happening on Mars today? Wait, The Young and the Restless is that show that takes place on Mars, and is about the Martian and Venusian’s never-ending intergalactic war for space conquest, right? Either/or. What’s important is that Sharon Case is one of the castmembers of TY&R, as diehard fans like myself like to call it, and we would like to thank her for looking so hot.

I am so feeling Dania Ramirez of Heroes fame right now that I plan on naming my first born Dania, which would be really weird if it turned out to be a boy. But you know, being that I always keep my promise, I’m going to make him take the name Dania anyway. Hey, if he turns out all screwed up, it’s not my fault, it’s Dania Ramirez’s fault for being such a friggin’ hottie and going out without her bra. Here’s a very nice cleavage shot of Dania Ramirez out and about. I’m glad she let the puppies out to say Hi. Now I don’t know if Dania Ramirez has become my favorite Heroes castmember, but I’m also not saying that she isn’t. Sure, Hayden and Ali are always welcome here, but every now and then it’s nice to have someone without blonde hair. And there is absolutely nothing NOT nice about Dania Ramirez.

If you’ve never heard of Irina Voronina, then you’re just a big idiot, aren’t you? We already told you about her once, but why stop with just once? She’s a former Russian model, Playboy Playmate, and currently the 2008 St. Pauli Girl Spokesmodel. She hails from Dzerzhinsk, Russia, although she currently makes her home in Sunny California, which I hear is less, you know, frozen than Russia. The 5′10″ statuesque blonde can currently be found traveling the country handing out free beer to drunks everywhere, because let’s face it, if some ugly fat chick handed you a beer, you probably wouldn’t drink it, but when the girl is a leggy Russian blonde bombshell, you’d run over your mom to get a free swig of that tasty beer.

Who is Valentina Cervi? Well, first of all, she’s an Italian actress from, er, Italy, and she’ll be making her big-time Hollywood debut in Spike Lee’s war movie “The Miracle at St. Anna” when the film opens very soon. Will that lead to a career in Hollywood? Gosh, one sure hopes so, because it’s been a long time since we’ve gotten our hands on a spicy Italian to chew on. Mind you, not that I’m saying we’re going to be chewing on Valentina Cervi and passing her around like a blunt, but you know, just in case she’s up to it, why not? Check out some spicey pics of Valentina Cervi and call me in the morning. Or better yet, don’t.

Hey, TV kids, Chuck is back! You know, the guy and the TV show? Well, they’re actually one in the same, actually, which kinda makes me saying, “Hey, TV kids, Chuck is back!” correct in the first place. See? I wish you guys would stop contradicting me. It’s embarrassing. For YOU. Har har. But I digress. Yvonne Strahovski is one of the stars of Chuck, and for my money, the only reason I would ever try to watch a show about a nerd who works at a Best Buy type store. I mean, seriously, he works at a Best Buy type store. How interesting can his life be? Even with the country’s national security data downloaded into his head? Yvonne Strahovski, now, wow. She’s hot dangerous and hot classy, which she is here. No idea where these pics are from, but I approve.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Amit Freidman, who hails from Israel and is one of our ravishing redheads, if those freckles that covers her body is any indication. Now I’m not an expert on redheads or anything, but are freckles supposed to cover your entire body? I thought it was only on the face, but then again, maybe that’s why I’m not, like, a doctor or something. What’s the doctor that works with skin? You know, the kind of doctor that other, real doctors snicker about behind their back? Yeah, them. Anyways, Amit Freidman is really hot, and has such nice abs that she likes to show it off, and God bless her for doing so. Me likey so very much!

Now I’m not saying that if Jessica Hart was eating a sandwich and crumbs from her sandwich fell on the floor that I would leap down like Britney Spears going down on a guy selling crack in an alley, but I’m also NOT saying I won’t. Having said that, let me introduce you to Jessica Hart, an Australian model with curves to die for and a gap in her teeth that would make David Letterman jealous. He would also probably be really jealous of her looks, too, in case he, you know, secretly wishes he was a famous model from Melbourne, I mean. Which I’m not saying David Letterman does wishes he was a woman, but I’m also NOT saying that he doesn’t wish he was a woman. Ahem. Here’s Jessica Hart. Please to ogle.

By now you may be growing tired of me singing the praises of little known model/actress/fantasy material Alyssa Sutherland. Well tough luck, chumps, because I’m about to do it again. Yes, that’s right, today is Alyssa Sutherland day, and we present you more pictures of the lovely lady as she models some lingerie for someone who was smart enough to hire her. Lingerie is great (hey, who doesn’t like bra and panties? especially when they’re on a woman?), but they sure don’t show off her long legs like those bikini pictures of her. But hey, I ain’t gonna complain. (Okay, so I sorta did complain a moment ago, but let’s just pretend I didn’t and move on.) Alyssa Sutherland lingerie pictures. Please to enjoy.

So Kate Hudson, aka the Queen of Romantic Comedies, has a new romantic comedy (what, you shocked?) called “My Best Friend’s Girl”, which co-stars Dane Cook as a guy who dates Kate and wants Kate to date his friend, or maybe Cook plays the friend who is asked to date Kate and dump her, or something. Look, it’s a romantic comedy, okay? THE PLOT DOESN’T MATTER. But you know what matters? Apparently in the movie, Kate Hudson gets boned by Dane Cook, and likes to go around without her shirt. Or at least that’s what these promos from the movie would seem to indicate. Is it wrong of me to get excited about a Kate Hudson romcom? Anyone? Anyone?

Yasmin Jordao is a model from Brazil. Need I say more? Already, you’ve conjured up two images: a great bikini body and great, alluring eyes. A pretty face, nice hair, and curvy curves don’t hurt, either, and yes, Yasmin Jordao has got all of those things, too. Will she be the next Brazilian supermodel? Maybe, maybe not. Probably not. Because let’s face it, how many Brazilian supermodels can we accommodate before the world of supermodels implodes on its own sexy, oh so sexy self? I don’t know what it would take, and I don’t wanna find out, cause you know me, I love me my interchangeable Brazilian hotties. So enough blubbering. Here’s Yasmin Jordao and her bikini curves.

Dania Ramirez, one of the stars of NBC’s Heroes TV show, wants you to know that she has curves. Very, very nice curves. Okay, so maybe she’s a tad thin, but it’s not like we’re talking about rail thin here. The little lady has it all in the places where it matters, including a very nice wonder bra-assisted cleavage. The hair looks good, the eyes are fascinating, and she’s got that, “Yeah, check me out, I know I’m hot, you know I’m hot, how about we head to your basement right now?” What, girls don’t say that to you? They say that to me all the time. Anyways, Dania Ramirez at the Heroes Season 3 premiere party. Yum.

You know, FOX is really pissing me off. Just last week, it was revealed that Jack Bauer’s ne’er-do-well daughter Kim (as played by Elisha Cuthbert) would be coming back for a couple of episodes in the upcoming Season 7 of 24, and yet — still no signs of Sarah Wynter? What, Kate Warner wasn’t a good enough character for you guys to bring her back? Well screw you, writers of 24, because we appreciate the gorgeous Sarah Wynter, who, if you’ve listened to the 24 DVD audio commentaries, is all kinds of delightful. Then again, considering that all of Jack Bauer’s girlfriends end up either dead, kidnapped, abducted, tortured, or fucked up in a variety of ways, maybe it’s better Sarah Wynter stays as far away from 24 as possible. But just for laughs, here are some reason why we’d like to see Kate back anyhow.

Let’s face it, MTV’s daily Video Music Awards shindig blows. As in, “Oh my God, what a fucking piece of mess they got going there”, and it seems to only get worst every year. What’s worst than a bunch of narcissistic actors getting together for a circle jerk at the Oscars? How about a bunch of narcissistic and illiterate singers, rappers, and god knows what wins stuff at these things showing up prove how cool they are by not acting cool. What I’m trying to say is, the VMAs are like the MTV’s usual brand of programming — over hyped, stupid, and you gotta be 13 years old to not see how passe everything is. But you know what isn’t over hyped, stupid, or passe? Bar Refaeli in a form-fitting dress. Did I tell you how much I love the VMAs? And the leather jacket? Sheer bonus hotness.

If you don’t know that Leighton Meester is one of the stars of the CW’s breakout hit show Gossip Girls, then you’re either an adult male who doesn’t watch teen TV, or you’re Amish and don’t know what a TV is, in which case you probably aren’t reading this now, which frees me up to say how you suck and God actually hates you. It’s true, he told me himself. Anyhoo. Leighton Meester is in the current issue of Gotham Magazine, which I think is about the world of Batman. You know, Gotham City? I could be wrong, of course, as it doesn’t really make sense why Leighton Meester is in a magazine about the Batman universe, but you know, in case I am wrong? I made it all up. Yeah, that’s the ticket. P.S. Leighton Meester is hot.

If you close your eyes and listen closely, you can hear the Dragonball geeks out there screaming because they think the upcoming “Dragonball” movie is going to blow chunks harder than Rosie O’Donnell after a buffet gone terribly, terribly wrong. But hey, we aren’t Dragonball fans, so any movie that puts Emmy Rossum in a skin-tight uniform and allows her to show off her nice curves, we’re for one hundred percent. I call it our, “hot chick in hot outfit” rule, which basically has only one criteria: hot chick in hot outfit. Seriously, are you even paying attention here? Anyways, here are a couple of promos of Emmy Rossum from “Dragonball” the movie. Dragonball? More like blue … balls. Get it? Blue? Balls? Dragonball? Oh man, I’m a goddamn genius.

I can’t get enough of Leryn Franco. There isn’t a whole lot of athletes out there who can put on a bra and panties and pose for the camera with the same kind of professionalism that she can grab her sport equipment of choice and go to town. What I’m trying to say is, when an athlete looks this good, and isn’t shy about showing it off, I can’t help but salute her over and over again. Such is our lovely Paraguayan javelin thrower Leryn Franco. You know, I still can’t believe her sport of choice is javelin throwing. I mean, wow, really? Not exactly the sexiest sport out there. But Leryn Franco? Definitely the sexiest javelin thrower out there, and I’ve known a lot of sexy javelin throwers. No, really.

Let’s face it, the Venezuelans haven’t exactly given the world a whole lot besides jungles and mud huts and cocaine, (site note: Please send all hate mail to chillout@dork.com), but they did manage to do one thing right, and that’s give us Gabriela Vergara. Now I don’t really know who Gabriela Vergara is, and yes I’m very well aware that we have an existing post on Gabriela Vergara, but looking that up and refreshing myself on her would, like, take a second or two longer than I have (I’m a very busy man, you know), so in the service of brevity, I’ll just say this: Man, that’s one spicy Venezuelan! Please to ogle Gabriela Vergara in her undies.

Say what you will about blonde singing cutie Jessica Simpson (she’s not the brightest bulb in the bunch, her sister creeps me out, her dad invades my nightmares, and the Dallas Cowboys suck donkey balls), but what you can’t say about Jessica Simpson is that she doesn’t know what the boys want. And what does the boys want? Boobs. Big, fat, massive boobs. Rumor has Jessica Simpson having gone under the knife for her rack, which may or may not be true, but as a warm-blooded American male, I can safely look you in the eyes (that’s right, I can SEE YOU THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR!!!) and tell you, “And your point is…?” That’s right, kids, it’s time for some celebrity cleavage.