The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Helena Coelho, who hails from Portugal. She is, obviously, a model, or maybe she’s a baker who somehow wandered into a bikini photoshoot and decided to stay. Hey, can you blame her? I hear they have good catering on these things. Anyhoo. Here’s Helena Coelho, looking all good at the beach and elsewhere. Now I don’t know where Portugal is (I’m assuming it’s somewhere above Canada), or what they speak down there (Portugalese?), but this, I’m sure of: Helena Coelho is hot, and she’s foreign, and also a babe. Thus, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day. See how that works? (And I’m just kidding about not knowing where Portugal is. Everyone knows it’s a city in Australia. Am I right or am I right?)

Is it wrong that I sort of had a thing for Sydney Penny back in 1985, when she was 14, and starred in the movie “Pale Rider” with Clint Eastwood? Okay, in my defense, back in 1985 I was just a little cubby, too, and Sydney Penny just looked like the cutest girl to ever strap on a bonnet and ride a horse. (”Pale Rider” was a Western, for those of you who have never seen it.) Well, it’s 23 years later, and Sydney Penny is no longer that cute 14 year old girl — she’s now a stunningly beautiful 37 year old woman, and a veteran daytime soap opera actress. Yup, who would have guessed that little Sydney Penny would grow up to be an actress in those lusty daytime soaps? I don’t know if Clint would have approved, but I certainly do! You can currently catch her playing Julia Santos Keefer on All My Children. I personally have never seen it, being too manly and junk for soaps.

Oh, Elisabetta Gregoraci , is there anything you can’t do? Like fly a jet, drive a race car, married an old dude who is way too old for you, and look stunning in a two-piece bikini while frolicking about on the beach? I’m sure there’s nothing this woman can’t do. In fact, if she were to become President of the World (I hear the election is coming up soon; I’m definitely voting THIS time!), there would be world peace. All she would have to do is slip on the bikini and flash those nice tight abs and BAM! Peace on Earth. Just like that, baby. Just as easy like that. Anyways, here are some Elisabetta Gregoraci bikini pictures. You’re welcome.

And now he’s in rehab for sex addiction. I shit you not. From Yahoo! News: “David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction. In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: ‘I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.’” And get this: Duchovny plays a sexaholic in his Showtime TV show Californication. Yeah, you can’t make this shit up even if you wanted to, and if you did, they would spit in your face for being so uncreative. Here’s his wife, Tea Leoni; I’d be addicted to sex to if I was married to her.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Elena Karpodini, a Greek TV hostess, or so I’ve been told. Frankly, it was a little hard trying to find something on Elena Karpodini, so you’ll just have to make due with knowing that she’s a Greek TV hostess from, er, Greece? But hey maybe in a year or so we’ll end up learning she’s actually a Greek TV hostess who actually works in Paris, or Hungary, or heck, what about Israel? It could happen. Don’t say it couldn’t happen. I once knew this guy who said this thing could never happen, and next thing you know, that thing actually happened. Needless to say, he was red faced. Cause, you know, things have a way of happening when you say they can’t happen. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Anyways, Elena Karpodini in a bikini. Please to enjoy.

Krystal Forscutt has always been a fantasy girl, but Krystal Forscutt has never actually BEEN a fantasy girl. You know, swords and sandals, Barbarella, etc. That is, until now. Check out Krystal Forscutt in a fantasy-themed shoot. These pictures reminds me that it’s been a long time since filmmakers have given us a good ol fashion skin-and-sandals movie. You know, where the girls (usually slave girls) run around in skimpy outfits being chased by whatever, but ends up tripping and falling into each other’s arms, and making out? What, you’ve never seen movies like that? Man, you guys have been missing out. Anyways, Krystal Forscutt is now, literally, your fantasy girl. Excuse me while I go and daydream with my pants off…

It’s been a while since we dipped into the pool of the Latin, or as I like to call it, the Latin Pool of Oozing Hotness, so why not do another Latin Flavor of the Day starring one Ingrid Martz? Okay, then, stop pushing me. Geez, you guys are so demanding. Anyhoo. Here’s Ingrid Martz. She’s a Mexican actress known for her TV, movies, and music videos. And really, if you were a musician and you could put any girl in your music video, and preferably make out with her while in the video, why would you look anywhere other than Ingrid Martz? See, this is why guys dream about becoming musicians. Sure, there’s the money, the fame, and the glory, but really, isn’t it all about making out with a really hot chick in your music videos?

Okay, so any day is a pretty good day to post some lingerie pictures of Juliana Martins, but if I had to absolutely justify this post, I’m going to blame it on Wednesday. Or is that THANK Wednesday? Whatever, who cares, right? Anyways, so I’m sitting at home in my boxers, as usual, scratching myself, when it occurred to me that what today really needs is some lingerie pictures of Juliana Martins. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a beautiful women in bra and panties to brighten up the day. Although to be fair, it’s pretty damn bright outside right now. In fact, I think it’s 200 degrees, but I could be wrong. I never did learn how to properly read a thermostat, which is odd, since the thermostat in my house is all digital. But I digress. Please to enjoy some Juliana Martins.

You know, if you were to ask me what the hell Shauna Sand does for a living, I don’t know if I could have told you. I think she used to be married to Lorenzo Lamas from the TV show Renegade, and before that she made an appearance in Playboy. (Most girls who have been in Playboy gets those playboy bunny tattoos, which Shauna Sand has.) And in-between divorcing Lamas and showing up on the beach in an itty bitty bikini looking ridiculously hot, I think she does modeling and puts out calendars. Not really sure about the calendars, as I don’t have one, but I’m reasonably certain she models for a living. And if I’m wrong about that, er, does it matter? Shauna Sand is in a tiny bikini on the beach. Ignore the ridiculously puffy lips and enjoy the ridiculously hot bod.

Someone has hot a Lisa Dergan shouldn’t really know all that much about sports, but the fact that she does, and is able to talk about it via her stint as anchorperson on the Fox Sports Net channel just makes her all the more hot, doesn’t it? She’s since changed her name to Lisa Dergan Podsednik, having snagged herself the baseball player and assuring that she’ll be set for life. Mind you, not that Lisa Dergan would have had trouble getting set for life, what with those beautiful blonde hair, those knowing eyes, and that insanely incredible body. Yeah, if I ever start a sports network, I’m definitely hiring Lisa to read the teleprompter for me. I just hope she doesn’t mind doing it in my basement…

So the FOX network is currently running this campaign called “So Fresh” where they are introducing (or re-introducing) the stars of their shows (new and returning) to the world. Pretty much everyone from every one of their shows are taking part, and they’ve snapped some very nice pictures of the gals. Check out Jennifer Morrison, Lisa Edelstein, and Olivia Wilde from House, Annie Wersching from the new season of 24, Molly Stanton from Do Not Disturb, Sarah Wayne Callies returning to Prison Break, and the Bones girls, Emily Deschanel, Tamara Taylor, and Michaela Conlin. We’d include the boys of the campaign, too, but, you know, we’re not gay, so there you go. Please to enjoy.

If you’re an actor in Hollywood, and you’re pro-Obama (or some other Democratic Presidential wannabe), how do you go about showing it? I mean, come on, this is Hollywood we’re talking about here, where if you’re not “one of them”, you’re “against them”, as some dude they like to hate used to say. Well, if you’re Ashley Jones, and you happen to be kinda hot, you take part in an organized campaign — say, one made up of daytime soap actors — to proclaim your support for The O-man. Yeah, that’s the ticket. So will Ashley Jones’ endorsement of Obama make me vote for him? I can’t really say, as I’m not allowed to vote. You see, when I was a kid, there was this dog, and this girl, and this tire iron… But perhaps I’ve said too much. Anyhoo. Ashley Jones in skimpy tee and shorts for Obama. Thank you, Obama!

The Pussycat Dolls? What Pussycat Dolls? It’s all about Nicole Scherzinger, baby. I think everyone pretty much realizes that. Without Nicole Scherzinger, the Pussycat Dolls are just a bunch of half-dressed girls dancing on stage, and people call those people back-up dancers, don’t they? Anyways, the Dolls were somewhere doing another performance, and as usual, the camera was solely focused on the curvy wonders of Nicole Scherzinger. And why shouldn’t it be? In a word, the woman is a leather goddess. Of course, we’d love to see her without the leather, like, say, in a bikini in my basement, for instance, but you can’t always get what you want, isn’t that the saying? Oh well. A leather-clad Nicole Scherzinger will just have to do for now.

The only time I ever watched the Olympics live is during the basketball games, and every time I run across Misty May and Kerri Walsh tearing it up on the beach volleyball events. Let me tell you, you won’t find two hotter women with insane skills on the beach than these two. Besides looking good at the Beijing Olympics, they were also became the first beach volleyball gold medal winners to repeat at the Olympics. I mean, NO ONE has done that before, but then again, no one is not Misty May and Kerri Walsh. Word is they may semi-retire and start a family post-Olympics, but here’s hoping they show up again in London four years from now and beat the crap out of the world once again. Misty May and Kerri Walsh is our Sports Babes of the Day.

How do you think people reacted when they first introduced supermodels? I bet it went something like this: “Wait, what? You want me to pay more than usual for a girl who you’re telling me is actually more famous than my clothing brand? Are you kidding me? Who is this girl, can she fly? Why do you call her a SUPERmodel?” Okay, so maybe it didn’t go anywhere like that, but you know, probably something like that. Anyhoo. Where was I? Oh right. Victoria’s Secret is doing their Supermodel Obsession campaign at the moment, and here is Alessandra Ambrosio from the current catalog. Can you blame anyone from being obsessive about those legs, eyes, and lips? I think not! Having said that: remember, guys, no stalking!

Three very nice pics of the girls from Joss Whedon’s new TV show Dollhouse, premiering on FOX later this year. The notable picture for me is Olivia Williams. I remember when she first burst onto the scene in “The Sixth Sense” and “The Postman”, and she was so fresh and hot back then. She’s still quite a dish now, but wow, the years have sure gone by, how? Anyways, here are the girls of Dollhouse — Eliza Dushku, Dichen Lachman, and Olivia Williams — taking part of FOX’s “So Fresh” campaign. What the hell is the campaign about? I haven’t a clue, but I guess it’s their way to re-introduce (or in some cases, introduce) stars from their shows to the masses. I think. Anyways, very nice pics, especially the Dushku one.

If you thought Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens were the only two hotties to be found in the Disney Channel’s inexplicably popular movie franchise “High School Musical”, you’re wrong. There’s also Olesya Rulin, who plays the geeky songstress in the movies. I haven’t a clue what her character’s name is, but she’s the dorky one who writes the songs in the first movie. I think. In real life, Olesya Rulin is a surprisingly cute little thing (don’t worry, she’s in her ’20s), and here are bikini pictures of her doing, from what I can tell, something about not littering. It’s probably very green and nice, but never you mind that. She’s in a two-piece bikini and looking quite nice. Must…pick up…garbage…

You know what’s better than a post with bikini pictures of Krystal Forscutt, aka one of Australia’s best bikini import? How about a post filled with bikini pictures of Krystal Forscutt posing WITH Joanna Krupa, aka Poland’s best bikini import EVER? Yup, that’s what you’re getting with this post. It’s Krystal Forscutt and Joanna Krupa in Zoo magazine, wearing little more than itty bitty bikinis, getting all cozy and all that other stuff girls seem to have no trouble doing. You put two guys together this close and we’re liable to start swinging. You put two hot girls together and it’s suddenly a best selling issue. Behold the Krystal Forscutt and Joanna Krupa babe sandwich! Hungry yet?

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Christina Koletsa, a Greek singer who, like, sings songs and stuff. I think she sings pop music. Or maybe that’s techno. I don’t know, the foreign language kinda throws me off. Anyways, isn’t it nice that our first introduction to the lovely Miss Christina is with her in bikini pictures? Because let’s face it, when you have to meet someone for the first time, the way to do it is while they’re in a bikini. Of course, I’m talking about girls here. It’d be pretty ugly if you met a guy for the first time and he’s wearing a bikini. Unless, you know, you’re George Michael or something. Where was I? Oh right. Christina Koletsa is a singer from Greece and she’s so hot my monitor is literally melting. (Well not really, but just go with it.)

So after I posted those pictures of Paraguay javelin thrower Leryn Franco, it occurred to me that I didn’t have nearly enough pictures of her. Well thank God for the Internet, because more pictures of her competing at the Olympics in Beijing this year have surfaced. If our lovely Paraguayan is looking a bit down, that’s because she finished 51st in the group of, oh, who knows. Point is, she didn’t win a medal, which is why that usually gorgeous face is looking just a tad bummed out. Don’t worry, Leryn, you may not have won any medals, but you’ll always have first place among the hotties of javelin throwing in my heart. Speaking of which, javelin throwing uniforms suck. Couldn’t they let these girls throw in, like, a bikini or something? Might get more TV time that way, guys. Think about it.