The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Still need a reason to watch Fox’s The Sarah Connor Chronicles? What are you, stupid? You mean to tell me a show about killer cyborgs doesn’t intrigue you? Man, you suck. Okay, then, here are some reasons to watch the show: it’s got Lena Headey, who just looks sexier everytime she grabs a hold of that shotgun and goes to town on a killer cyborg; and it’s got Summer Glau, who plays one of those cyborgs. Apparently in a future episode of the The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Summer Glau’s cyborg character Cameron is required to wear a bustier that shows off her chest. Yes, you heard that right. Cyborg cleavage. Man, I love this show! Check out the promo shot of Summer looking all warm and inviting, and not at all like she’s about to put you in her trunk in two pieces.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Sara Kostov, a model from Portugal, which as I’ve told you before, is just north of Alaska, and within walking distance from Siberia, which is part of Russia and is known to be really, really cold except in July, when the sun comes out for three days and brings a nice ray of sunshine that helps the Vodka stalks grow higher than before. What, you didn’t know? Vodka is grown in the farms, dude. If you don’t know, I suggest you learn take a course in, like, Vodka growing or something. Anyhoo, Sara Kostov is really hot, and although you wouldn’t exactly call her lean and tight, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with those natural curves. The huge rack doesn’t hurt, either.

Imagine leaning outside your window and seeing Katie Downes walking down the street in black bra and panties lingerie and the top hat. What would you do? Probably run into the closet and crank one off, being the bastard perv you are, but if you’re like me, you’d run down and ask for her number. Failing to get said number, you would then stalk her until she relented, or until the cops throw you in the pokey, whichever comes first. Now I’m assuming these pictures of Katie Downes in black lingerie are for a lingerie line over the UK, being that Katie Downes is a British glamour model and plies her trade across the pond. And if it’s not? Um, what-ev, right? Here’s Katie Downes not being shy one bit with the lingerie goodness.

It must be nice to be the host of a TV show. You get to be on TV, which is always great for picking up chicks at bars (nothing breaks the ice like, “Hey, babe, I’m on TV; wanna go do it in the alley?”), people put make-up on you for you, your clothes are chosen and laid out for you before you even wake up, and food is always ready when you need it. Plus, you get to travel to Japan where you can lounge about the hotel pool in a two-piece bikini. Obviously I’m going to bypass the whole bikini thing; I’m more of a one-piece swimsuit man. Anyways, Olivia Munn, host of G4’s Attack of the Show, was in Japan doing something and was nice enough to snap these bikini pics for her loyal geek fanbase. God bless you, Olivia Munn, always thinking of us even when you’re half a world away…

Screw your body fat and cellulite, Swiss model, actress, singer, and the object of boys’ wet dreams everywhere Michelle Hunziker has no use for any of that. And I would like to congratulate Michelle for taking such a strong stance against such a popular thing; you know, it takes courage to tell fat that you want no part of it. It’s like me back in High School; when the kids would go into the restroom to smoke their Mary Jane and what have you, I would just say, “No, not interested, the only high I need is life.” And look at me now! Sitting in my pajamas typing this in my parent’s basement. Would I have all this if I had taken a puff? I think not! Anyways, here’s Michelle Hunziker showing off her stand against body fat at the beach. You go, girl.

Thandie Newton is as bit of a dilemma for me. On the one hand, you can’t deny that the woman has a pretty face, but man, she sometimes looks so damn skinny you want to shove a hamburger into her hands. You get pretty much both looks at Thandie Newton in these promos for Guy Ritchie’s “RocknRolla”, which will probably be about a bunch of kooky British gangsters robbing from each other and crap like that. You know, the usual Guy Ritchie crap. Anyways, Thandie Newton looks both way too skinny and incredibly good in these promos. I’m sure you can figure out which is which. Take a gander, why don’t you?

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is one Ana Carolina da Fonseca, yet another Brazilian Goddess to slip on a bikini and turned the world’s heads. So, you want to know more about her? Well, here’s what Wikipedia has to say: “She was born in Brazil to Portuguese parents and moved to the United States at the age of 12. She is most notably known for her work as the model/presenter on the show El Blablazo and its spin offs, which aired on Univision from 1998-2001. In 2003, she starred in the telenovela Te amaré en silencio opposite Mexican actor Eduardo Yáñez. Ana Carolina is fluent in Spanish and English, as well as her native Portuguese.” And did I mention that she looks really good in a bikini?

You know, if I was still listening to Mexican pop music like I was 10 years ago, during my Mexican pop music heyday (listening to a Shakira song in Spanish counts as a “heyday”, right?), I would have known who Pilar Montenegro was a long time ago. As it is, I don’t, so it took a while for me to become familiar with her. Now that I am, am I ever grateful, because let’s face it, Pilar Montenegro is worth looking at. Ogling, even, for all you pervs out there. Then again, when a woman looks this good, and fills out a bikini this deliciously, I’m sure she doesn’t mind guys drooling over her when she strolls down a beach. Just don’t yell out obscene things to her; that’s just rude, guys, and 9 out of 10 girls say they don’t appreciate it. Then again, 9 out of 10 girls are liars, so…

Maria Sharapova is known for playing tennis and doing commercials on TV with her dog, who can talk, if you’ve seen the commercials. I kid you not. Her dog can talk! Wow. I mean, I’ve heard of rabbits talking, and sometimes I heard pigeons talking, but dogs talking? That’s something new. Anyhoo. Maria Sharapova usually looks pretty good in whatever she’s wearing, though I was surprised to run across this picture of her. I’m guessing it’s from one of her many ads, or maybe a photoshoot. If it is for an ad, I can’t really figure out what she’s selling her. But hey, judge for yourself; maybe you guys can figure it out.

So did you go see “Death Race” over the weekend? No? Then you should kill yourself now. No, I mean it. This is, quite possibly, the greatest movie ever made, and if you didn’t rush out to see it, you need to take yourself out now. Just kidding. “Death Race” kinda sucked, but you know what didn’t suck about the movie? Natalie Martinez didn’t suck about the movie. It’s her first big major movie, and should launch the brunette hottie to bigger and better things. And if not, hey, I can put some money together and I can write a movie for her to star. We’ll shoot it in my basement to save on the budget. Anyways, here are some Natalie Martinez promos for Death Race. What a curvy bod.

You gotta hand it to Willa Ford — she’s spent the last half dozen years trying to get a singing career going, but that seems to have fallen by the wayside, and she seems to be concentrating on acting now. Her best, and probably biggest role to date is in “Impulse”, where she plays a (it goes without saying) sexy businesswoman who is stalked by a fat, ugly dude. Soon, you’ll be able to see her in her really first big Hollywood movie, the “Friday the 13th” remake. That’s right, folks, no more crappy Anna Nicole TV movies or lingerie bowls for our Willa Ford. She’s moving on up, to the East Side, where she’ll finally get a piece of the piiiiiiiieeee. Where was I? Oh right, and she’s also on the cover of the current Maximal issue. Yum, pie.

Jessica Alba’s ass would like to wish all of you non-working Americans a happy labor day. For the rest of the world — look, it’s Jessica’s ass in a bikini!

Okay, so maybe Vanessa Minnillo and Kim Kardashian, as hot and deliciously fantasy-worthy as they are, are about 15 years too old to actually be convincing as cheerleaders, cheerleader outfits notwithstanding, but I’m going to overlook that when “Disaster Movie” opens. Yeah, I know, it’s another spoof film that’s probably going to be funniest for NOT being very funny (get it? ah, you guys don’t appreciate my brilliance), but I’m willing to spend my hardearned money just to see it for that scene with Vanessa Minnillo and Kim Kardashian in cheerleader outfits. Yes, I am that big of a sucker. Whatever, man, you don’t know where I’ve been. Stop judging me!

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Helena Coelho, who hails from Portugal. She is, obviously, a model, or maybe she’s a baker who somehow wandered into a bikini photoshoot and decided to stay. Hey, can you blame her? I hear they have good catering on these things. Anyhoo. Here’s Helena Coelho, looking all good at the beach and elsewhere. Now I don’t know where Portugal is (I’m assuming it’s somewhere above Canada), or what they speak down there (Portugalese?), but this, I’m sure of: Helena Coelho is hot, and she’s foreign, and also a babe. Thus, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day. See how that works? (And I’m just kidding about not knowing where Portugal is. Everyone knows it’s a city in Australia. Am I right or am I right?)

Is it wrong that I sort of had a thing for Sydney Penny back in 1985, when she was 14, and starred in the movie “Pale Rider” with Clint Eastwood? Okay, in my defense, back in 1985 I was just a little cubby, too, and Sydney Penny just looked like the cutest girl to ever strap on a bonnet and ride a horse. (”Pale Rider” was a Western, for those of you who have never seen it.) Well, it’s 23 years later, and Sydney Penny is no longer that cute 14 year old girl — she’s now a stunningly beautiful 37 year old woman, and a veteran daytime soap opera actress. Yup, who would have guessed that little Sydney Penny would grow up to be an actress in those lusty daytime soaps? I don’t know if Clint would have approved, but I certainly do! You can currently catch her playing Julia Santos Keefer on All My Children. I personally have never seen it, being too manly and junk for soaps.

Oh, Elisabetta Gregoraci , is there anything you can’t do? Like fly a jet, drive a race car, married an old dude who is way too old for you, and look stunning in a two-piece bikini while frolicking about on the beach? I’m sure there’s nothing this woman can’t do. In fact, if she were to become President of the World (I hear the election is coming up soon; I’m definitely voting THIS time!), there would be world peace. All she would have to do is slip on the bikini and flash those nice tight abs and BAM! Peace on Earth. Just like that, baby. Just as easy like that. Anyways, here are some Elisabetta Gregoraci bikini pictures. You’re welcome.

And now he’s in rehab for sex addiction. I shit you not. From Yahoo! News: “David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction. In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, Stanton Stein, the actor said he did so voluntarily, adding: ‘I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.’” And get this: Duchovny plays a sexaholic in his Showtime TV show Californication. Yeah, you can’t make this shit up even if you wanted to, and if you did, they would spit in your face for being so uncreative. Here’s his wife, Tea Leoni; I’d be addicted to sex to if I was married to her.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Elena Karpodini, a Greek TV hostess, or so I’ve been told. Frankly, it was a little hard trying to find something on Elena Karpodini, so you’ll just have to make due with knowing that she’s a Greek TV hostess from, er, Greece? But hey maybe in a year or so we’ll end up learning she’s actually a Greek TV hostess who actually works in Paris, or Hungary, or heck, what about Israel? It could happen. Don’t say it couldn’t happen. I once knew this guy who said this thing could never happen, and next thing you know, that thing actually happened. Needless to say, he was red faced. Cause, you know, things have a way of happening when you say they can’t happen. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Anyways, Elena Karpodini in a bikini. Please to enjoy.

Krystal Forscutt has always been a fantasy girl, but Krystal Forscutt has never actually BEEN a fantasy girl. You know, swords and sandals, Barbarella, etc. That is, until now. Check out Krystal Forscutt in a fantasy-themed shoot. These pictures reminds me that it’s been a long time since filmmakers have given us a good ol fashion skin-and-sandals movie. You know, where the girls (usually slave girls) run around in skimpy outfits being chased by whatever, but ends up tripping and falling into each other’s arms, and making out? What, you’ve never seen movies like that? Man, you guys have been missing out. Anyways, Krystal Forscutt is now, literally, your fantasy girl. Excuse me while I go and daydream with my pants off…

It’s been a while since we dipped into the pool of the Latin, or as I like to call it, the Latin Pool of Oozing Hotness, so why not do another Latin Flavor of the Day starring one Ingrid Martz? Okay, then, stop pushing me. Geez, you guys are so demanding. Anyhoo. Here’s Ingrid Martz. She’s a Mexican actress known for her TV, movies, and music videos. And really, if you were a musician and you could put any girl in your music video, and preferably make out with her while in the video, why would you look anywhere other than Ingrid Martz? See, this is why guys dream about becoming musicians. Sure, there’s the money, the fame, and the glory, but really, isn’t it all about making out with a really hot chick in your music videos?