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Okay, so any day is a pretty good day to post some lingerie pictures of Juliana Martins, but if I had to absolutely justify this post, I’m going to blame it on Wednesday. Or is that THANK Wednesday? Whatever, who cares, right? Anyways, so I’m sitting at home in my boxers, as usual, scratching myself, when it occurred to me that what today really needs is some lingerie pictures of Juliana Martins. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with a beautiful women in bra and panties to brighten up the day. Although to be fair, it’s pretty damn bright outside right now. In fact, I think it’s 200 degrees, but I could be wrong. I never did learn how to properly read a thermostat, which is odd, since the thermostat in my house is all digital. But I digress. Please to enjoy some Juliana Martins.

You know, if you were to ask me what the hell Shauna Sand does for a living, I don’t know if I could have told you. I think she used to be married to Lorenzo Lamas from the TV show Renegade, and before that she made an appearance in Playboy. (Most girls who have been in Playboy gets those playboy bunny tattoos, which Shauna Sand has.) And in-between divorcing Lamas and showing up on the beach in an itty bitty bikini looking ridiculously hot, I think she does modeling and puts out calendars. Not really sure about the calendars, as I don’t have one, but I’m reasonably certain she models for a living. And if I’m wrong about that, er, does it matter? Shauna Sand is in a tiny bikini on the beach. Ignore the ridiculously puffy lips and enjoy the ridiculously hot bod.

Someone has hot a Lisa Dergan shouldn’t really know all that much about sports, but the fact that she does, and is able to talk about it via her stint as anchorperson on the Fox Sports Net channel just makes her all the more hot, doesn’t it? She’s since changed her name to Lisa Dergan Podsednik, having snagged herself the baseball player and assuring that she’ll be set for life. Mind you, not that Lisa Dergan would have had trouble getting set for life, what with those beautiful blonde hair, those knowing eyes, and that insanely incredible body. Yeah, if I ever start a sports network, I’m definitely hiring Lisa to read the teleprompter for me. I just hope she doesn’t mind doing it in my basement…

So the FOX network is currently running this campaign called “So Fresh” where they are introducing (or re-introducing) the stars of their shows (new and returning) to the world. Pretty much everyone from every one of their shows are taking part, and they’ve snapped some very nice pictures of the gals. Check out Jennifer Morrison, Lisa Edelstein, and Olivia Wilde from House, Annie Wersching from the new season of 24, Molly Stanton from Do Not Disturb, Sarah Wayne Callies returning to Prison Break, and the Bones girls, Emily Deschanel, Tamara Taylor, and Michaela Conlin. We’d include the boys of the campaign, too, but, you know, we’re not gay, so there you go. Please to enjoy.

If you’re an actor in Hollywood, and you’re pro-Obama (or some other Democratic Presidential wannabe), how do you go about showing it? I mean, come on, this is Hollywood we’re talking about here, where if you’re not “one of them”, you’re “against them”, as some dude they like to hate used to say. Well, if you’re Ashley Jones, and you happen to be kinda hot, you take part in an organized campaign — say, one made up of daytime soap actors — to proclaim your support for The O-man. Yeah, that’s the ticket. So will Ashley Jones’ endorsement of Obama make me vote for him? I can’t really say, as I’m not allowed to vote. You see, when I was a kid, there was this dog, and this girl, and this tire iron… But perhaps I’ve said too much. Anyhoo. Ashley Jones in skimpy tee and shorts for Obama. Thank you, Obama!

The Pussycat Dolls? What Pussycat Dolls? It’s all about Nicole Scherzinger, baby. I think everyone pretty much realizes that. Without Nicole Scherzinger, the Pussycat Dolls are just a bunch of half-dressed girls dancing on stage, and people call those people back-up dancers, don’t they? Anyways, the Dolls were somewhere doing another performance, and as usual, the camera was solely focused on the curvy wonders of Nicole Scherzinger. And why shouldn’t it be? In a word, the woman is a leather goddess. Of course, we’d love to see her without the leather, like, say, in a bikini in my basement, for instance, but you can’t always get what you want, isn’t that the saying? Oh well. A leather-clad Nicole Scherzinger will just have to do for now.

The only time I ever watched the Olympics live is during the basketball games, and every time I run across Misty May and Kerri Walsh tearing it up on the beach volleyball events. Let me tell you, you won’t find two hotter women with insane skills on the beach than these two. Besides looking good at the Beijing Olympics, they were also became the first beach volleyball gold medal winners to repeat at the Olympics. I mean, NO ONE has done that before, but then again, no one is not Misty May and Kerri Walsh. Word is they may semi-retire and start a family post-Olympics, but here’s hoping they show up again in London four years from now and beat the crap out of the world once again. Misty May and Kerri Walsh is our Sports Babes of the Day.

How do you think people reacted when they first introduced supermodels? I bet it went something like this: “Wait, what? You want me to pay more than usual for a girl who you’re telling me is actually more famous than my clothing brand? Are you kidding me? Who is this girl, can she fly? Why do you call her a SUPERmodel?” Okay, so maybe it didn’t go anywhere like that, but you know, probably something like that. Anyhoo. Where was I? Oh right. Victoria’s Secret is doing their Supermodel Obsession campaign at the moment, and here is Alessandra Ambrosio from the current catalog. Can you blame anyone from being obsessive about those legs, eyes, and lips? I think not! Having said that: remember, guys, no stalking!

Three very nice pics of the girls from Joss Whedon’s new TV show Dollhouse, premiering on FOX later this year. The notable picture for me is Olivia Williams. I remember when she first burst onto the scene in “The Sixth Sense” and “The Postman”, and she was so fresh and hot back then. She’s still quite a dish now, but wow, the years have sure gone by, how? Anyways, here are the girls of Dollhouse — Eliza Dushku, Dichen Lachman, and Olivia Williams — taking part of FOX’s “So Fresh” campaign. What the hell is the campaign about? I haven’t a clue, but I guess it’s their way to re-introduce (or in some cases, introduce) stars from their shows to the masses. I think. Anyways, very nice pics, especially the Dushku one.

If you thought Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens were the only two hotties to be found in the Disney Channel’s inexplicably popular movie franchise “High School Musical”, you’re wrong. There’s also Olesya Rulin, who plays the geeky songstress in the movies. I haven’t a clue what her character’s name is, but she’s the dorky one who writes the songs in the first movie. I think. In real life, Olesya Rulin is a surprisingly cute little thing (don’t worry, she’s in her ’20s), and here are bikini pictures of her doing, from what I can tell, something about not littering. It’s probably very green and nice, but never you mind that. She’s in a two-piece bikini and looking quite nice. Must…pick up…garbage…

You know what’s better than a post with bikini pictures of Krystal Forscutt, aka one of Australia’s best bikini import? How about a post filled with bikini pictures of Krystal Forscutt posing WITH Joanna Krupa, aka Poland’s best bikini import EVER? Yup, that’s what you’re getting with this post. It’s Krystal Forscutt and Joanna Krupa in Zoo magazine, wearing little more than itty bitty bikinis, getting all cozy and all that other stuff girls seem to have no trouble doing. You put two guys together this close and we’re liable to start swinging. You put two hot girls together and it’s suddenly a best selling issue. Behold the Krystal Forscutt and Joanna Krupa babe sandwich! Hungry yet?

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Christina Koletsa, a Greek singer who, like, sings songs and stuff. I think she sings pop music. Or maybe that’s techno. I don’t know, the foreign language kinda throws me off. Anyways, isn’t it nice that our first introduction to the lovely Miss Christina is with her in bikini pictures? Because let’s face it, when you have to meet someone for the first time, the way to do it is while they’re in a bikini. Of course, I’m talking about girls here. It’d be pretty ugly if you met a guy for the first time and he’s wearing a bikini. Unless, you know, you’re George Michael or something. Where was I? Oh right. Christina Koletsa is a singer from Greece and she’s so hot my monitor is literally melting. (Well not really, but just go with it.)

So after I posted those pictures of Paraguay javelin thrower Leryn Franco, it occurred to me that I didn’t have nearly enough pictures of her. Well thank God for the Internet, because more pictures of her competing at the Olympics in Beijing this year have surfaced. If our lovely Paraguayan is looking a bit down, that’s because she finished 51st in the group of, oh, who knows. Point is, she didn’t win a medal, which is why that usually gorgeous face is looking just a tad bummed out. Don’t worry, Leryn, you may not have won any medals, but you’ll always have first place among the hotties of javelin throwing in my heart. Speaking of which, javelin throwing uniforms suck. Couldn’t they let these girls throw in, like, a bikini or something? Might get more TV time that way, guys. Think about it.

Speaking of hot girls from the NBC show Heroes, here’s Ali Larter’s co-star Hayden Panettiere, looking all classy and hot at the same time. Who knew that 19-year old girls like Hayden Panettiere would figure out that being hot doesn’t always mean you have to run around town licking the butts of statues? Well she seems to have learned that lesson very well, although I have to admit, seeing Hayden Panettiere licking the butt of a statue was kinda, well, hot, too. Anyways, here’s Hayden going the classy route, and still looking pretty damn nice. Hopefully dating her much older co-star on Heroes won’t screw the girl up. One can only hope, right? Then again, a screwed up Hayden Panettiere would be kind of interesting…

Let me guess: you’ve never heard of Kara Dioguardi, right? Um, well, join the party. I don’t think anyone has ever heard of Kara Dioguardi who wasn’t in the music industry, in which case we’re all going to be a little shock when American Idol returns next year and we find ourselves liking the judges. Well, okay, one of the judges. Kara Dioguardi will be the fourth judge on the show, the first ever fourth judge, to be exact. And no, she won’t be in one or two episodes, she’ll be on the show, like, permanently. Or until Paula Abdul throws up on her, that is. Speaking of which, does this mean Paula is gone? Um, probably not. After all, who doesn’t love watching Paula’s drunken, slurred, and nearly incomprehensible mumblings on the show? Hell, that’s one of the only reasons I tune in! But they should definitely get rid of the fat black guy. That dog is totally useless. Yes, even more so than Paula.

In case you haven’t figured it out by now by watching NBC’s hit show Heroes, but Ali Larter is one awesomely hot woman. How awesomely hot? So much so that I don’t even mind making up a word like “awesomely” and using them not once, not twice, but now three times in this post without feeling the least bit stupid for it. Yeah, she’s that awesomely hot. (Four times!) So check Ali Larter out in a two-piece itty bitty bikini doing her thing with some dogs at the beach. Stupid dogs. I wish I was a furry little creature with four legs. I bet they get to cuddle with her in bed and other stuff. Damn stupid, lucky dogs…

I couldn’t believe this when I first heard it on the news. Seriously, this is the type of stuff that only happens in the movies. You know, where the hero is young and brash, and when he is disqualified for a TaeKwonDo match at the Olympics, he gets mad and punches and kicks the ref in the face and is subsequently banned from the sport forever? He then spends the rest of the movie trying to take on the world, but at the end, finds redemption by realizing his mistake. Or something like that. Cuban’s Angel Matos isn’t a movie character, but he mind as well be. After being disqualified during his Bronze Medal Match for taking too much time for an injury, Matos got pissed and decided to take it out on the Swedish ref. I only have one thing to say: Angel Matos is da man! Who knew the Olympics could be so fun?

When talking about our Sports Babe of the Day Leryn Franco, I could go the lame route and say something like, “Man, Leryn Franco is so hot, she can handle MY javelin any day!” But of course, that would be crude, and totally unoriginal. Not to mention so lacking in creativity that I might just shoot myself. Having said that — wow, Leryn Franco is so friggin’ hot, she can handle MY javelin any day! Yup, it’s another hot sports woman, this time Leryn Franco from Paraguay, wherever that is. (I think it’s in Sweden or something.) She’s an Olympics-class javelin thrower, and a world-class beauty, competing in both the Miss Paraguay and Miss Bikini Universe pageants. She didn’t win, though, which makes you wonder: Good God, how hot were the women who DID win if this is the woman that DIDN’T win???

Good God, does actress Nadia Bjorlin give good eyes or what? Not every girl can give good eyes like this. Sure, some can give good, you know, other stuff, but can they melt you with a look? Not a whole lot. Then again, I suppose if you weren’t attracted to girls with great looking eyes like Nadia Bjorlin, you might find her a tad creepy. Kinda like, you know, Maggie Gyllenhaal creepy. (Brr, I get shivers just thinking about her.) Happily, I love the way Nadia Bjorlin looks. The body is pretty rockin’, too, of course, but those eyes are just the cat’s meow, aren’t they? I could get lost in them forever, and ever, and ever… Anyways, some Nadia Bjorlin just because. You’re welcome.

The last time we visited the awe-inspiring hotness that is model Teresa Moore, we mentioned that she was a lingerie hottie, and then I probably rambled on about something that now, reading it back, probably sounds like I was retarded or something. Or at least really, really buzzing on some bad wine. Which is funny, because I’ve never even drank a glass of wine before. Heck, I don’t even do any sipping if I can help it. It’s all gulp or nothing, my friend. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, here’s Teresa Moore and her lingerie goodness. Man, that is some great lingerie goodness!