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Speaking of hot girls from the NBC show Heroes, here’s Ali Larter’s co-star Hayden Panettiere, looking all classy and hot at the same time. Who knew that 19-year old girls like Hayden Panettiere would figure out that being hot doesn’t always mean you have to run around town licking the butts of statues? Well she seems to have learned that lesson very well, although I have to admit, seeing Hayden Panettiere licking the butt of a statue was kinda, well, hot, too. Anyways, here’s Hayden going the classy route, and still looking pretty damn nice. Hopefully dating her much older co-star on Heroes won’t screw the girl up. One can only hope, right? Then again, a screwed up Hayden Panettiere would be kind of interesting…

Let me guess: you’ve never heard of Kara Dioguardi, right? Um, well, join the party. I don’t think anyone has ever heard of Kara Dioguardi who wasn’t in the music industry, in which case we’re all going to be a little shock when American Idol returns next year and we find ourselves liking the judges. Well, okay, one of the judges. Kara Dioguardi will be the fourth judge on the show, the first ever fourth judge, to be exact. And no, she won’t be in one or two episodes, she’ll be on the show, like, permanently. Or until Paula Abdul throws up on her, that is. Speaking of which, does this mean Paula is gone? Um, probably not. After all, who doesn’t love watching Paula’s drunken, slurred, and nearly incomprehensible mumblings on the show? Hell, that’s one of the only reasons I tune in! But they should definitely get rid of the fat black guy. That dog is totally useless. Yes, even more so than Paula.

In case you haven’t figured it out by now by watching NBC’s hit show Heroes, but Ali Larter is one awesomely hot woman. How awesomely hot? So much so that I don’t even mind making up a word like “awesomely” and using them not once, not twice, but now three times in this post without feeling the least bit stupid for it. Yeah, she’s that awesomely hot. (Four times!) So check Ali Larter out in a two-piece itty bitty bikini doing her thing with some dogs at the beach. Stupid dogs. I wish I was a furry little creature with four legs. I bet they get to cuddle with her in bed and other stuff. Damn stupid, lucky dogs…

I couldn’t believe this when I first heard it on the news. Seriously, this is the type of stuff that only happens in the movies. You know, where the hero is young and brash, and when he is disqualified for a TaeKwonDo match at the Olympics, he gets mad and punches and kicks the ref in the face and is subsequently banned from the sport forever? He then spends the rest of the movie trying to take on the world, but at the end, finds redemption by realizing his mistake. Or something like that. Cuban’s Angel Matos isn’t a movie character, but he mind as well be. After being disqualified during his Bronze Medal Match for taking too much time for an injury, Matos got pissed and decided to take it out on the Swedish ref. I only have one thing to say: Angel Matos is da man! Who knew the Olympics could be so fun?

When talking about our Sports Babe of the Day Leryn Franco, I could go the lame route and say something like, “Man, Leryn Franco is so hot, she can handle MY javelin any day!” But of course, that would be crude, and totally unoriginal. Not to mention so lacking in creativity that I might just shoot myself. Having said that — wow, Leryn Franco is so friggin’ hot, she can handle MY javelin any day! Yup, it’s another hot sports woman, this time Leryn Franco from Paraguay, wherever that is. (I think it’s in Sweden or something.) She’s an Olympics-class javelin thrower, and a world-class beauty, competing in both the Miss Paraguay and Miss Bikini Universe pageants. She didn’t win, though, which makes you wonder: Good God, how hot were the women who DID win if this is the woman that DIDN’T win???

Good God, does actress Nadia Bjorlin give good eyes or what? Not every girl can give good eyes like this. Sure, some can give good, you know, other stuff, but can they melt you with a look? Not a whole lot. Then again, I suppose if you weren’t attracted to girls with great looking eyes like Nadia Bjorlin, you might find her a tad creepy. Kinda like, you know, Maggie Gyllenhaal creepy. (Brr, I get shivers just thinking about her.) Happily, I love the way Nadia Bjorlin looks. The body is pretty rockin’, too, of course, but those eyes are just the cat’s meow, aren’t they? I could get lost in them forever, and ever, and ever… Anyways, some Nadia Bjorlin just because. You’re welcome.

The last time we visited the awe-inspiring hotness that is model Teresa Moore, we mentioned that she was a lingerie hottie, and then I probably rambled on about something that now, reading it back, probably sounds like I was retarded or something. Or at least really, really buzzing on some bad wine. Which is funny, because I’ve never even drank a glass of wine before. Heck, I don’t even do any sipping if I can help it. It’s all gulp or nothing, my friend. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, here’s Teresa Moore and her lingerie goodness. Man, that is some great lingerie goodness!

How long has it been since we indulged in a little gratuitous Keeley Hazell posting? Wait, wait, don’t answer — it’s obviously a trick question. The right answer is, “Any day without a gratuitous Keeley Hazell post is TOO long!” Yeah, that’s the ticket. Anyways, here’s a reason to finally make another post on the UK’s hottest glamour model — her adverts for Lynx Dry, which I think is some kind of deodorant. Or shampoo. Or maybe it’s a futuristic device that, when sprayed on the body, magically makes you a shirt out of scratch. But don’t take my word for it; check out these Keeley Hazell adverts and call me in the morning. Or, er, on second thought, don’t. I hate phone calls in the morning.

Let’s give it up to the girls of USA Softball, huh? Sure, the only reason I ever stop myself from turning the channel everytime I stumble across a girl’s softball game on ESPN is because, uh, the pitchers are usually so friggin awesome to gawk at. Really, I don’t know of any other sport where the main center of attention (the pitchers) always seem to have such perfect combination of physical talent and superficial attractiveness. Anyways, the USA Softball gals have been struck quite a blow, first having their sport being yanked from the Olympics, and then losing the final Olympics game they are able to compete in to Japan earlier today. I saw screw you, Olympics! Give me my Cat Osterman and Jennie Finch over frakkin’ synchronized diving any day. Seriously, synchronized diving? Guys riding around on horses? TRAMPOLINE GYMASTICS??? And they decide that softball, an ACTUAL sport, isn’t worth keeping? Retards.

If actress Deanna Russo looks comfortable wearing very little in the pages of the recent issue of Maxim Magazine, that’s because she’s a former model turned actress. Yup, the powers that be at NBC cast a former model to play a brainy scientist in their upcoming Knight Rider TV show. (You remember, the one with the talking car with turbo boost or something? Yeah, that one.) Anyways, I’m pretty sure Deanna Russo isn’t going to be slipping on a bikini any time soon on the show (that is, until probably the third or fourth season — you know, when the ratings start to flag just a bit?), but one can only hope. In the meantime, she did just that for Maxim Magazine, and looking good doing it, too. Say it with me now, kids: “Damn, I’d like to take THAT for a ride!”

With a name like Daniela Urzi, it’s a good idea to either be a really smoking hot supermodel from Argentina, or a new model of assault rifles. Luckily for us, the only thing Daniela Urzi is shooting at us are her great looks and killer body, because you know, if it was bullets, that would like really suck. For us. Not so much for her, but have you tried getting shot? It ain’t pretty, let me tell you. First there’s the pain, which royally sucks, and then there’s that whole dying thing that follows. And let me assure you, dying is not something you want to go through twice. But I digress. Where was I? Oh right, Daniela Urzi is a supermodel from Argentina. H-O-T.

How would you like to wake up in the morning with 5′9″ Dutch Goddess Doutzen Kroes slithering about on your bed and asking you in that sweet, sweet voice of hers, “You know, I don’t always hop into the sack with the first guy who buys me Mentos at a bar.” Okay, so maybe a Dutch supermodel won’t jump your bones after you bought her a roll of Mentos, but it could happen. Chicks dig Mentos. Especially hot chicks from the Netherlands like Doutzen Kroes. I hear they, like, worship the fruity goodness of Mentos over there or sumthin’. In any case, here’s a nice way to start your Thursday — with a does of smoking hot Doutzen Kroes to take in. Ah, I love me some Thursdays…

Man, I love the Olympics. The Summer Olympics, anyway. The Winter Olympics has its moments, but let’s face it, there’s only so many cute skater girls you can latch onto before the whole thing gets kinda tedious and boring as all heck. But the Summer Olympics? Man, there are babes aplenty over there. One of them is up and coming swimming diva Natalie Coughlin. I think she’s won some medals over there — some gold, some silver, and some bronze — and is destined to be a pretty big presence in the 2012 Summer Olympics. I think that’s being held in London. Or maybe Mars. You know, one of those places. Anyways, Natalie Coughlin is definitely one swimmer I’d like to jump into the pool with. Yes, even if the fat kid pees in it. Screw you, fat kid, Natalie Coughlin is worth it!

Yup, you guessed it. This is another “Holy Mother of God Megan Fox is so gosh darn hot” posting. It’s completely gratuitous, and because I have nothing but the highest respect for you, dear constant readers (yes, all five of you), I won’t pretend to justify this post with some silly, wordy sentences about how Megan Fox is currently shooting “Transformers 2″, or that Michael Bay once told her, when she asked him how to act in this scene or that scene for the first “Transformers”, to “just look hot”. Yes, I could go on and on about all that other stuff, but why bother? Let’s take this post for what it is. A celebration of Megan Fox’s uber hotness. Please to enjoy.

Elizabeth Reaser is certainly no stranger to TV watchers — she had a pretty long stint on Grey’s Anatomy, which I hear is pretty popular with the kids nowadays. Plus, she’s been in everything from the TV shows Saved to Law and Order: Criminal Intent, playing a character with the great name of Jillian Slaughter. Speaking of which, I once knew a guy name Mac Slaughter. He was scared of meat and blood. Put the two together and the dude would scream like a girl. Weird. Anyways, Elizabeth Reaser is in a new show called The Ex-List. It’s a chick TV show, so unless you’re a chick, or play for the “other” team, you probably won’t be watching it. Then again, if the show is half as hot as these promos of Elizabeth Reaser sliding around against silk sheets in men’s white shirt, I might make an exception THIS time…

Oh my, is our Latin Flavor of the day Emanuela de Paula destined for greater things or what? I’m pretty sure she is, what with that perfect combination of exotic appeal and killer body type. Emanuela hails from Cabo de Santo Agostinho, Brazil, which makes her Brazilian, if my geography is correct. Obviously that makes it pretty clear that becoming a world-famous supermodel is pretty much in the girl’s genes, if her fellow Brazilian supermodels are any indication. And you can’t deny genes. Why, the last time I tried to deny him, Gene busted in my room and kicked my cat. Stupid Gene. But I digress. Here are some examples of Emanuela de Paula’s wares. Yup, them’s some awesome wares she’s got going on there…

It ain’t easy being hot. Just ask our Random Supermodel of the Day, Jenna Pietersen, who hails from South Africa. Yup, all 5′11″ of her. Damn, that’s tall. The last time I saw a girl standing more than 5′8″, I was being tossed out of a circus tent. But leave it to the model industry to give purpose to tall girls who were probably picked on at school, and to give them world-renown status. To the gay guy who thought up fashion in the first place — thanks, dude! Anyways, here are some examples of Jenna Pietersen’s uber hotness. In bikini pictures, of course. What, you think I’m going to post pictures of her knitting or something? Perish the thought, dudes and dudettes.

Our Sports Babe of the Day is Yelena Isinbayeva, another Beijing 2008 Olympian known for her ability to grab a big, tall pole and catapult herself really, really high into the air and over a white bar someone had, for some reason, put up there in the air. Hey, I don’t know what all this stuff is, I’m not exactly a jock, you know. Anyways, we admire Yelena Isinbayeva for her ability to be babelicious while still showing off tighter abs than Brad Pitt is able to produce at his peak, and the dude was pretty ripped, if you’ve seen “Thelma and Louise”. Yelena Isinbayeva, on the other hand, puts him to shame. She can grab my pole and use it to fling herself into the air anytime. Actually, maybe that might hurt a little…

Ah, the flavorful power of Latin Flavor, as embodied by the gorgeous Roselyn Sanchez. I think Roselyn Sanchez is making time on TV nowadays, doing that Without a Trace TV show. I don’t know, I’ve only seen a few minutes of it here and there, and it wasn’t exactly captivating stuff. Must See TV this thing wasn’t. Unless, of course, you like watching shows about missing people, in which case you probably love Without a Trace. But I digress. Haven’t seen Roselyn Sanchez around for a while around these parts, but here she is doing some official promos for the 2008 ALMA Awards. I think that’s an Awards for people who love almonds. I could be wrong, of course.

Being a videogame vixen is hard work. You’ve got to wear skimpy shorts, carry around large prop guns, and act like you can kick ass with conviction. Then again, if you’re hot and can put on the Lara Croft (cough) uniform (cough) without looking like a fat housewife, you’ve probably already qualified to be a Lara Croft action model. And yes, Alison Carroll fits that bill perfectly. Here are some action poses from the lovely Brit, sure to be a royal sensation wherever she goes. And of course I’m including all the conventions, Best Buys, and wherever it is they send their Lara Croft models. I wonder why they didn’t respond to having her appear in my basement, though. It’s just rude, man…