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How long has it been since we indulged in a little gratuitous Keeley Hazell posting? Wait, wait, don’t answer — it’s obviously a trick question. The right answer is, “Any day without a gratuitous Keeley Hazell post is TOO long!” Yeah, that’s the ticket. Anyways, here’s a reason to finally make another post on the UK’s hottest glamour model — her adverts for Lynx Dry, which I think is some kind of deodorant. Or shampoo. Or maybe it’s a futuristic device that, when sprayed on the body, magically makes you a shirt out of scratch. But don’t take my word for it; check out these Keeley Hazell adverts and call me in the morning. Or, er, on second thought, don’t. I hate phone calls in the morning.

Let’s give it up to the girls of USA Softball, huh? Sure, the only reason I ever stop myself from turning the channel everytime I stumble across a girl’s softball game on ESPN is because, uh, the pitchers are usually so friggin awesome to gawk at. Really, I don’t know of any other sport where the main center of attention (the pitchers) always seem to have such perfect combination of physical talent and superficial attractiveness. Anyways, the USA Softball gals have been struck quite a blow, first having their sport being yanked from the Olympics, and then losing the final Olympics game they are able to compete in to Japan earlier today. I saw screw you, Olympics! Give me my Cat Osterman and Jennie Finch over frakkin’ synchronized diving any day. Seriously, synchronized diving? Guys riding around on horses? TRAMPOLINE GYMASTICS??? And they decide that softball, an ACTUAL sport, isn’t worth keeping? Retards.

If actress Deanna Russo looks comfortable wearing very little in the pages of the recent issue of Maxim Magazine, that’s because she’s a former model turned actress. Yup, the powers that be at NBC cast a former model to play a brainy scientist in their upcoming Knight Rider TV show. (You remember, the one with the talking car with turbo boost or something? Yeah, that one.) Anyways, I’m pretty sure Deanna Russo isn’t going to be slipping on a bikini any time soon on the show (that is, until probably the third or fourth season — you know, when the ratings start to flag just a bit?), but one can only hope. In the meantime, she did just that for Maxim Magazine, and looking good doing it, too. Say it with me now, kids: “Damn, I’d like to take THAT for a ride!”

With a name like Daniela Urzi, it’s a good idea to either be a really smoking hot supermodel from Argentina, or a new model of assault rifles. Luckily for us, the only thing Daniela Urzi is shooting at us are her great looks and killer body, because you know, if it was bullets, that would like really suck. For us. Not so much for her, but have you tried getting shot? It ain’t pretty, let me tell you. First there’s the pain, which royally sucks, and then there’s that whole dying thing that follows. And let me assure you, dying is not something you want to go through twice. But I digress. Where was I? Oh right, Daniela Urzi is a supermodel from Argentina. H-O-T.

How would you like to wake up in the morning with 5′9″ Dutch Goddess Doutzen Kroes slithering about on your bed and asking you in that sweet, sweet voice of hers, “You know, I don’t always hop into the sack with the first guy who buys me Mentos at a bar.” Okay, so maybe a Dutch supermodel won’t jump your bones after you bought her a roll of Mentos, but it could happen. Chicks dig Mentos. Especially hot chicks from the Netherlands like Doutzen Kroes. I hear they, like, worship the fruity goodness of Mentos over there or sumthin’. In any case, here’s a nice way to start your Thursday — with a does of smoking hot Doutzen Kroes to take in. Ah, I love me some Thursdays…

Man, I love the Olympics. The Summer Olympics, anyway. The Winter Olympics has its moments, but let’s face it, there’s only so many cute skater girls you can latch onto before the whole thing gets kinda tedious and boring as all heck. But the Summer Olympics? Man, there are babes aplenty over there. One of them is up and coming swimming diva Natalie Coughlin. I think she’s won some medals over there — some gold, some silver, and some bronze — and is destined to be a pretty big presence in the 2012 Summer Olympics. I think that’s being held in London. Or maybe Mars. You know, one of those places. Anyways, Natalie Coughlin is definitely one swimmer I’d like to jump into the pool with. Yes, even if the fat kid pees in it. Screw you, fat kid, Natalie Coughlin is worth it!

Yup, you guessed it. This is another “Holy Mother of God Megan Fox is so gosh darn hot” posting. It’s completely gratuitous, and because I have nothing but the highest respect for you, dear constant readers (yes, all five of you), I won’t pretend to justify this post with some silly, wordy sentences about how Megan Fox is currently shooting “Transformers 2″, or that Michael Bay once told her, when she asked him how to act in this scene or that scene for the first “Transformers”, to “just look hot”. Yes, I could go on and on about all that other stuff, but why bother? Let’s take this post for what it is. A celebration of Megan Fox’s uber hotness. Please to enjoy.

Elizabeth Reaser is certainly no stranger to TV watchers — she had a pretty long stint on Grey’s Anatomy, which I hear is pretty popular with the kids nowadays. Plus, she’s been in everything from the TV shows Saved to Law and Order: Criminal Intent, playing a character with the great name of Jillian Slaughter. Speaking of which, I once knew a guy name Mac Slaughter. He was scared of meat and blood. Put the two together and the dude would scream like a girl. Weird. Anyways, Elizabeth Reaser is in a new show called The Ex-List. It’s a chick TV show, so unless you’re a chick, or play for the “other” team, you probably won’t be watching it. Then again, if the show is half as hot as these promos of Elizabeth Reaser sliding around against silk sheets in men’s white shirt, I might make an exception THIS time…

Oh my, is our Latin Flavor of the day Emanuela de Paula destined for greater things or what? I’m pretty sure she is, what with that perfect combination of exotic appeal and killer body type. Emanuela hails from Cabo de Santo Agostinho, Brazil, which makes her Brazilian, if my geography is correct. Obviously that makes it pretty clear that becoming a world-famous supermodel is pretty much in the girl’s genes, if her fellow Brazilian supermodels are any indication. And you can’t deny genes. Why, the last time I tried to deny him, Gene busted in my room and kicked my cat. Stupid Gene. But I digress. Here are some examples of Emanuela de Paula’s wares. Yup, them’s some awesome wares she’s got going on there…

It ain’t easy being hot. Just ask our Random Supermodel of the Day, Jenna Pietersen, who hails from South Africa. Yup, all 5′11″ of her. Damn, that’s tall. The last time I saw a girl standing more than 5′8″, I was being tossed out of a circus tent. But leave it to the model industry to give purpose to tall girls who were probably picked on at school, and to give them world-renown status. To the gay guy who thought up fashion in the first place — thanks, dude! Anyways, here are some examples of Jenna Pietersen’s uber hotness. In bikini pictures, of course. What, you think I’m going to post pictures of her knitting or something? Perish the thought, dudes and dudettes.

Our Sports Babe of the Day is Yelena Isinbayeva, another Beijing 2008 Olympian known for her ability to grab a big, tall pole and catapult herself really, really high into the air and over a white bar someone had, for some reason, put up there in the air. Hey, I don’t know what all this stuff is, I’m not exactly a jock, you know. Anyways, we admire Yelena Isinbayeva for her ability to be babelicious while still showing off tighter abs than Brad Pitt is able to produce at his peak, and the dude was pretty ripped, if you’ve seen “Thelma and Louise”. Yelena Isinbayeva, on the other hand, puts him to shame. She can grab my pole and use it to fling herself into the air anytime. Actually, maybe that might hurt a little…

Ah, the flavorful power of Latin Flavor, as embodied by the gorgeous Roselyn Sanchez. I think Roselyn Sanchez is making time on TV nowadays, doing that Without a Trace TV show. I don’t know, I’ve only seen a few minutes of it here and there, and it wasn’t exactly captivating stuff. Must See TV this thing wasn’t. Unless, of course, you like watching shows about missing people, in which case you probably love Without a Trace. But I digress. Haven’t seen Roselyn Sanchez around for a while around these parts, but here she is doing some official promos for the 2008 ALMA Awards. I think that’s an Awards for people who love almonds. I could be wrong, of course.

Being a videogame vixen is hard work. You’ve got to wear skimpy shorts, carry around large prop guns, and act like you can kick ass with conviction. Then again, if you’re hot and can put on the Lara Croft (cough) uniform (cough) without looking like a fat housewife, you’ve probably already qualified to be a Lara Croft action model. And yes, Alison Carroll fits that bill perfectly. Here are some action poses from the lovely Brit, sure to be a royal sensation wherever she goes. And of course I’m including all the conventions, Best Buys, and wherever it is they send their Lara Croft models. I wonder why they didn’t respond to having her appear in my basement, though. It’s just rude, man…

When was the last time we got bikini pictures of Kate Beckinsale at the beach? It seems like ages ago. Back in the day, you couldn’t go a day or two without seeing Kate Beckinsale pictures popping up all over the net. Oh sure, she still goes to all the usual Hollywood stuff — you know, movie premieres, openings, etc, but to get bikini candid shots of the lovely English lass? That’s a rare occasion nowadays. Thankfully they’ve returned, and in style, too. So how does Kate Beckinsale look after all these months? Um, how about absolutely frakkin’ unbelievable? That succinct enough for ya? Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures. Please to ogle.

Okay, so it’s not hot young people having sex, but the posters for the CW’s new teen-centric show 90210 (aka Beverly Hills 90210, the Next Generation) features its own gaggle of hot young female actresses in bikinis and lounging about by the pool. Because, you know, that’s what California teens who live in Beverly Hills like to do when they’re not, like, shopping on Rodeo Drive or something. What do I know, the last time I was in Beverly Hills, someone towed my car and I got mugged. But I digress. Posters for the new CW show below. They need to take some lessons from their fellow CW show, Gossip Girl, and provide more titillation. All these bikini stuff is nice, but it ain’t gonna get me up in the morning, if you know what I mean.

In case you haven’t noticed, but the makers of the CW’s Gossip Girl believes their show has one thing other shows currently on TV doesn’t have — hot girls having lots and lots of sex. Or at least, that’s what these posters for Gossip Girl wold have you believe. I haven’t seen the show myself, but I’m assuming the “everyone’s having sex” line they’re trying to sell is somewhat true. Or at least, Blake Lively and Leighton Meester, the show’s two hottie stars, are doing plenty of the horizontal mumbo. If not, I want my money back. No, check that, these posters are so damn sexy I don’t even want my money back. Ah, good fantasy material are so hard to find these days…

FOX is revving up the second season of their The Sarah Connor Chronicles (you know, the TV show about the Terminator, where Summer Glau plays, quite possibly, the world’s mostly comely killing machine? yeah, that one), and they’ve released character promos for it. Lena Headey and Summer Glau, the show’s first season hotties, are back, of course, but joining them this time around are two additional babes — Shirley Manson, formerly of the alternative band garbage, will be playing a cold-blooded bitch of a CEO, while Leven Rambin will be playing John Connor’s love interest. And as it just me, or does it appear as if Cameron the Terminator has gotten an, um, upgrade to her chest? Me likey!

If you had to put a measurement on loveliness (you know, in case someone put a gun to your head and demand that you do so; hey, don’t say it can’t happen to you), I don’t know if you would need to keep measuring once you got to Emmy Rossum. She sure is one lovely young lady. An actress and singer and the object of my more sanitized wet fantasies, Emmy Rossum needs to do more movies and leave the singing career being. When you look this good, you can’t be putting the loveliness to waste in some recording studio somewhere. Personally, if she still wants to sing, my basement makes for a lovely recording studio. It’s soundproof, you know.

Don’t let the age fool ya (she’s 41!), because our Sports Babe of the Day Dara Torres is all babe. The United States Olympics class swimmer is a mother, and she just made history by becoming the oldest woman (again, 41!) to win a medal at the Olympic games. And not just ONE medal, at that, our babelicious swimmer took home THREE medals. Yeah, they were all silvers, and she missed out on Gold, but come on, how many silver medals from the Olympics have YOU won, and you probably aren’t even 41 years old like her. Man, you suck, and Dara Torres rocks. Plus, anyone who can pull off those kinds of abs at 41, and after a child? Much props to them.

Oh let’s face it, this isn’t the first time (and it certainly won’t be the last time) that Disney teen queen gone bad Vanessa Hudgens has something too big for her hands IN her hands and pushed up against her lips, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Our Unintentionally Phallic Picture of the Day comes to us courtesy of Vanessa Hudgens, taking a break from what we can only assume is during one of her live music performances. Yes, besides acting in bad TV movies for the tweeners and taking naked pictures of herself, Vanessa is actually a singer. Well, kinda. Man, is it me, or is Vanessa really sucking on that thing…? Wow, girl looks like she’s had lots of practice…