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When was the last time we got bikini pictures of Kate Beckinsale at the beach? It seems like ages ago. Back in the day, you couldn’t go a day or two without seeing Kate Beckinsale pictures popping up all over the net. Oh sure, she still goes to all the usual Hollywood stuff — you know, movie premieres, openings, etc, but to get bikini candid shots of the lovely English lass? That’s a rare occasion nowadays. Thankfully they’ve returned, and in style, too. So how does Kate Beckinsale look after all these months? Um, how about absolutely frakkin’ unbelievable? That succinct enough for ya? Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures. Please to ogle.

Okay, so it’s not hot young people having sex, but the posters for the CW’s new teen-centric show 90210 (aka Beverly Hills 90210, the Next Generation) features its own gaggle of hot young female actresses in bikinis and lounging about by the pool. Because, you know, that’s what California teens who live in Beverly Hills like to do when they’re not, like, shopping on Rodeo Drive or something. What do I know, the last time I was in Beverly Hills, someone towed my car and I got mugged. But I digress. Posters for the new CW show below. They need to take some lessons from their fellow CW show, Gossip Girl, and provide more titillation. All these bikini stuff is nice, but it ain’t gonna get me up in the morning, if you know what I mean.

In case you haven’t noticed, but the makers of the CW’s Gossip Girl believes their show has one thing other shows currently on TV doesn’t have — hot girls having lots and lots of sex. Or at least, that’s what these posters for Gossip Girl wold have you believe. I haven’t seen the show myself, but I’m assuming the “everyone’s having sex” line they’re trying to sell is somewhat true. Or at least, Blake Lively and Leighton Meester, the show’s two hottie stars, are doing plenty of the horizontal mumbo. If not, I want my money back. No, check that, these posters are so damn sexy I don’t even want my money back. Ah, good fantasy material are so hard to find these days…

FOX is revving up the second season of their The Sarah Connor Chronicles (you know, the TV show about the Terminator, where Summer Glau plays, quite possibly, the world’s mostly comely killing machine? yeah, that one), and they’ve released character promos for it. Lena Headey and Summer Glau, the show’s first season hotties, are back, of course, but joining them this time around are two additional babes — Shirley Manson, formerly of the alternative band garbage, will be playing a cold-blooded bitch of a CEO, while Leven Rambin will be playing John Connor’s love interest. And as it just me, or does it appear as if Cameron the Terminator has gotten an, um, upgrade to her chest? Me likey!

If you had to put a measurement on loveliness (you know, in case someone put a gun to your head and demand that you do so; hey, don’t say it can’t happen to you), I don’t know if you would need to keep measuring once you got to Emmy Rossum. She sure is one lovely young lady. An actress and singer and the object of my more sanitized wet fantasies, Emmy Rossum needs to do more movies and leave the singing career being. When you look this good, you can’t be putting the loveliness to waste in some recording studio somewhere. Personally, if she still wants to sing, my basement makes for a lovely recording studio. It’s soundproof, you know.

Don’t let the age fool ya (she’s 41!), because our Sports Babe of the Day Dara Torres is all babe. The United States Olympics class swimmer is a mother, and she just made history by becoming the oldest woman (again, 41!) to win a medal at the Olympic games. And not just ONE medal, at that, our babelicious swimmer took home THREE medals. Yeah, they were all silvers, and she missed out on Gold, but come on, how many silver medals from the Olympics have YOU won, and you probably aren’t even 41 years old like her. Man, you suck, and Dara Torres rocks. Plus, anyone who can pull off those kinds of abs at 41, and after a child? Much props to them.

Oh let’s face it, this isn’t the first time (and it certainly won’t be the last time) that Disney teen queen gone bad Vanessa Hudgens has something too big for her hands IN her hands and pushed up against her lips, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Our Unintentionally Phallic Picture of the Day comes to us courtesy of Vanessa Hudgens, taking a break from what we can only assume is during one of her live music performances. Yes, besides acting in bad TV movies for the tweeners and taking naked pictures of herself, Vanessa is actually a singer. Well, kinda. Man, is it me, or is Vanessa really sucking on that thing…? Wow, girl looks like she’s had lots of practice…

Ah, women’s tennis. Let’s face it, unless you were born with a tennis racket in your hand and lives and dies by the sport, you’ll probably agree with me that the best thing tennis has ever done was give us some really smoking hot female tennis players. The original was, and still is, the best in my opinion — none other than Russian Goddess Anna Kournikova, who, I believe, has still never won a major title, but never you mind that inconsequential stuff. What is important is that Anna Kournikova is back on the cover and in the pages of the most recent Maxim issue, and oh yes oh my, she is looking awfully good once again…

In what might just be the greatest movie tie-in in the history of all movie tie-ins, Scarlett Johansson is offering herself up for a threesome with one lucky winner. To enter, all you have to do is email her with your best response as to why you should be the lucky bastard who gets to participate in a threesome with Scarlett Johansson and another lucky bastard (or gal — hopefully a gal). Obviously, you know what this means — a long night of wild sex in all kinds of position. With Scarlett Johansson. And a third person. Yes, that’s right. It’s — oh, who are we kidding. You’ll probably end up at the movie premiere with ScarJo and some other dude or something. But hey, one can dream, can’t one?

I’m happy to report to all the Lara Croft gamers out there that the new Lara Croft model is just as impressive as the previous ones. Yes, kids, I’m sad to say that Karima Adedibe, who you have all been fantasizing about for the last year and change, has “retired” the short-shorts and guns, and has been replaced with model Alison Carroll. Who is Carroll, you ask? I haven’t a clue, although word is she was born in the London Borough of Croydon located in England, which I’m told is where they make English cheese. Because, obviously, there is no cheese like English cheese. From England. Parts of London, to be exact. Yeah, that’s the ticket. But I digress. Alison Carroll as Lara Croft. Fantasize away, boys.

If you’re one of the dozen or so people still waiting with bated breath to see Mona Lisa Vito in something dirty and grungy (and preferably nude or thereabouts) since she burst onto the scene in her Oscar winning role in “My Cousin Vinny”, then you’re in luck, because Marisa Tomei plays a stripper in an upcoming movie called “The Wrestler”. Why should you expect more than just the usual “movie star stripper role” bullshit in “The Wrestler”? Because it’s directed by Darren Aronofsky, who convinced the gorgeous Jennifer Connelly to do “Requiem for a Dream”, where one scene had Connelly’s character engaging in the world’s hottest (and the same time, freakiest) girl-on-girl action ever captured on screen. So you know Tomei isn’t going to get off (so to speak) with playing a stripper who keeps her clothes on, despite what these promos would have you believe.

So I was catching up on the latest going ons in the world of politics last week, and a particular story caught my attention. It has Scarlett Johansson and Barack Obama dating. No, KIDDING. There was this thing about how Scarlett Johansson had sent the O-man an email expressing her support, and somehow that ended up being a story about how the two were “exchanging” emails. This is probably untrue, and someone probably got it mixed up, but I thought it would be cool if it was true. Imagine if Obama won the White House, and he’s got Scarlett Johansson on the side. Compare ScarJo to Monica, and — wow, someone’s got tastes, huh? Anyways, it’s probably bullshit anyways, whatever. Scarlett Johansson was recently on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, and was kind enough to bring her rack with her. Such an accomodating gal, our ScarJo.

When you think about it, what other invention has been so good for men besides lingerie? Whoever thought up bra and panties rocks. After all, could you imagine if the girls nowadays were still walking around in those unGodly corsets? Holy cow. Picture yourself drooling to pictures of a model like Melissa Haro, for instance, wearing a corset. Not gonna happen. Now a model like Melissa Haro in bra and panties? That’s another story entirely. Why, if not for lingerie, men would be forced to find things to do with their time, and you know what happens when men have too much time on their hands. Yup, that’s how wars get started, kids. That, and lacrosse. And who needs that, really?

Now it’s not everyday that I watch the E! Channel, usually I end up watching it really late at night (usually when I’m updating this blog) and I catch The Soup, which is really funny. I mean, come on, when you’re making fun of American TV, especially Reality TV, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel, right? And The Soup shoots better than anyone out there. But anyways, every now and then I have caught Denise Richards’ Reality TV show It’s Complicated, and you know what? It doesn’t look all that complicated to me. Denise Richards spends her time going to photoshoots, doing magazine interviews, and visiting the family. Wow, real complicated there, doll. But hey, I ain’t hatin’, especially when the girl looks as good as she does in these It’s Complicated promos.

Gemma Atkinson is probably the most famous British glamour model whose name isn’t Keeley Hazell. The racktastic blonde from Bury, Greater Manchester has done it all, including an appearance in the game “Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3″, in which she played the pivotal role of Lt. Eva Mckenna, without whom the game would, like, blow up or something. Okay, so maybe it wouldn’t self-implode, but it sure would have been less sexy without Gemma Atkinson and her generous chest providing cover fire for the good guys. I think. I haven’t actually played the game, I’m just guessing here. Anyways, Gemma Atkinson in Red Alert 3 promos. Gaming rules.

What are the chances that blonde, leggy Disney Goddess Ashley Tisdale will detour into the same kind of naughtiness like fellow Disney ingenues Vanessa Hudgens, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears? Probably not. Of all the Disney girls, Ashley Tisdale just seems to have a better head on her shoulders. Plus, she just looks young, but she’s actually already in her ’20s, and if you haven’t gone “bad” by then, you probably never will. Which is good for her; you sort of get tired of seeing all these former good girls go terribly, terribly bad. Let’s face it, we still don’t look at Vanessa Hudgens the same way again post her infamous naked pictures hullabaloo. Am I right or am I right? Ashley Tisdale should keep on looking leggy and hot; sure, it won’t sell nearly as many records, but at least she won’t have to hide her head in shame 10 years from now.

In her new film “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” (or as I like to call it, “The Most Unwieldy Movie Title of All Time”), the uber hot Megan Fox plays an actress name Sophie Maes who is making her movie debut with a film called “Teresa: The Making of a Saint”. As part of the movie, the filmmakers have made a faux trailer for “Teresa”, featuring Megan Fox as the world’s hottest nun, lusting after a priest, and vice versa. Failing that, she becomes the Mother Teresa we all know from the history books. You know, helping out the poor and lepers and junk. Bet you didn’t know that, huh? Here’s Megan Fox changing hearts and ruining pants as a nun, the fake trailer for “Teresa” included.

The last time we saw the surly Dr. Gregory House, he had just helped to kill his best friend’s girlfriend, Cut Throat Bitch, who had, I gotta admit, grown on me over last year’s episodes. Okay, so House didn’t actually kill her, but come on, if not for him, Amber wouldn’t have been dead. By the end of last year’s run, I was sorta feeling sorry to see her go. Alas, everyone must die, except House, of course. So Season 5 recommences with House still his surly self (probably), and Wilson (probably) still pissed off at House for not being able to save Amber. Who knows what will happen next? Probably more medical mysteries and good times with House and the gang. This show rocks. Plus, Jennifer Morrison and Olivia Wilde promos. Yum.

Now I’m not a hot chick, so I don’t know what hot chicks do when they head off to the beach in a skimpy two-piece bikini, but I’m guessing that from these pictures, Australian babe turned L.A. transplant Sophie Monk is probably wearing eyeliner. Or some sort of mascara. I don’t even know if those are the same thing, being a guy and all, and so totally hetero and what have you. Heck, her eyes may just be naturally dark that way. Anyways, not that I mind, or care to find out, or even investigate further. We’re talking about the gorgeous Sophie Monk in bikini wear strutting her stuff on the beaches of California. What, we’re gonna spend all our time wondering what she’s wearing around her eyes? Are you friggin’ nuts? Please to ogle.

Our Brit Babe of the Day, Suzanne Shaw, is a real renaissance woman. At just 27, the blonde hottie probably does more in a morning than I do all week. Here’s Wikipedia with a quick rundown of her oeuvre: “She is most famous for winning the talent contest Popstars and so subsequently being a member of the band Hear’Say. She is now an established Musical Theatre performer and presents a live gameshow, Bingolotto, on Virgin 1 and Challenge every Friday night. She is also the winner of series 3 of the ITV1 program Dancing on Ice.” She’s also apparently the spokeswoman for a whole line of lingerie, and is currently playing Roxie Hart in the Brit version of “Chicago”. Damn. And I thought taking out the trash was a big deal.