The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Let’s face it, you would give an arm and a leg to wake up in a bed beside Megan Fox. Of course, if you had to give up an arm and a leg, it might not feel the same waking up to Megan Fox. After all, if you don’t have hands, how are you going to stroke that glorious skin? Or how about the hair? She’s got great luxurious hair. And the great, flat tummy. The beautiful, glorious rack. Basically, what else you want that Megan Fox don’t have? Okay, getting rid of those God ugly tattoos would be great, but what are you gonna do, right?

Let’s face it, it ain’t gonna be all that long before Vanessa Hudgens decides to drop the pretensions and go full-blown sex bomb Goddess. The girl has already snapped nudie pics of herself, so it’s not like she’s shy. And look at her career; it’s going nowhere without the Disney label, and who wants to be connected to the Disney label all their life? Hollywood starlets always want to bust free from their Disney image, and Hudgens is no exception. Trust me, boys, it won’t be long before our High School Musical hottie hits up one of the lad’s mags. Until then, here’s as close as you’ll get, Vanessa in Allure.

Eliza Dushku. Black leather. Guns. Eliza Dushku in black leather holding guns. Enough of a reason for you to tune in when Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse returns to the airwaves? If not, then you’re a dick, cause this show needs to stay on the air. Eliza Dushku needs to be seen once a week. Or twice. Or if you’re really into her, maybe three times, but that’s definitely it. Too much Eliza Dushku will destroy your brain. Honest, it’s a proven scientific fact. Plus, I’m a doctor, you can trust me.

It’s short and sweet, and the lead-up to it is actually hotter than the actual kiss.

It probably sucks being Amanda Seyfried right now. She’s in one of the most hotly anticipated films of the year, “Jennifer’s Body”, and all anyone can talk about is Megan Fox’s body. Sure, Fox has got it going on, but Amanda Seyfried ain’t no plain jane, either, even though that’s what she essentially plays in the movie. Hey, it’s a role, it ain’t her. Here’s the real Amanda Seyfried. Or at least, the sexy Amanda Seyfried that recently did a magazine. Same diff, as the kids say.

A smoking hot Cobie Smulders and a kinda cute Alyson Hannigan. The difference between the two ladies is pretty staggering, don’t you think? You’d probably start a war to get into Cobie’s pants, but you might leave a bag filled with poop in front of some old man’s door, ring the bell and run away like a scaredity cat for Alyson. I’m just sayin’. Cobie Smulders and Alyson Hannigan How I Met your Mother promos for the new season below.

Taylor Schilling is so new to acting that IMDB.com doesn’t even have a picture of her for her listing yet. Of course that should change when her new show Mercy premieres on network TV. There isn’t a lot of people out there who have fronted their own shows on network TV, you know. On the show, Taylor Schilling plays a nurse. A really hot smoking nurse who likes to help people and save lives and whatnot. I hear there are other people on the show, too, but you know, whatever.

Krista Allen was one of the gorgeous gals on Baywatch before they decided to cancel the show. Why did they cancel Baywatch? Probably for the same reason the Man is always trying to keep us down, because they’re just meanies like that. Or maybe not enough people were watching it and they just couldn’t afford to keep it on the air anymore. Whatever the reason, it denied us more pictures of Krista Allen in that famous swimsuit such as these. And by God, that’s a travesty, for sure, cause Krista Allen in the red swimsuit is something to behold.

Kelly Hu looks good anywhere, even in cockpit of a plane. Not sure who came up with this bright idea, but I ain’t complain’, especially when Kelly Hu is dressed like that. Now I’ve been on plenty of planes in my lifetime, but I don’t think the flight attendants ever dressed this fine. Then again, most of my flight attendants tend to be old and wrinkly ladies, so maybe that’s a good thing. Enjoy your Friday, and we’ll see you back here on Monday. Maybe. No promises.

Yet another reason to enjoy soccer: the after game celebrations. Or, er, kicks in the ass down the flight of bleacher seats.

Our Ravishing Redhead of the Day is singer Hayley Williams, the frontwoman for the band Paramore. I’ve heard a couple of Paramore songs, and I gotta say, pretty catchy. I can’t say as if I own a CD or go out of my way to find a Paramore song, but I can say that their lead singer is pretty darn ravishing. Not sure if that hair is naturally red, or orange, or pink, as kids these days and their hair color, they tend to change. But she was a redhead at some point, so that’s good enough for us.

Who is Louise Griffiths? I’ll be honest with ya, I’m not really sure, but according to my buddies at Wikipedia (we talk regularly, you know), Louise Griffiths is a English female pop singer, songwriter and actress, and came to fame during a stint as a contestant on the BBC television series Fame Academy from the wonderful year of 2003. You know, back during the good old days, when money fell out of the sky and gold was free for everyone. Ah, I miss those days.

What does it take to be a “racing queen” in South Korea? Well, a cute face, a killer body, and the ability to make short-shorts and midriff-bearing T-shirts look like a million bucks will just about do it. And so, our Asian Babe of the Day hails from South Korea, and is model and racing queen Hwang Mi Hee. Now I’m not entirely sure what it is that a racing queen does, but I’m assuming it involves modeling during car races. Or bike races. I’m pretty sure they draw the line at swimming meets. It’s all slippery and whatnot.

Admit it, you didn’t think it would ever happen. Behold the bloodshed, kiddos.

Who doesn’t love Twitter? Okay, I still don’t have a whole lot of uses for Twitter, but apparently all the celebrities have really great uses for them. Like putting out bikini pictures of themselves on the beach, for instance, such as what Adrianne Curry is doing here. God bless Twitter. Did I tell you how much I love Twitter? Well in case I didn’t, I meant to. Here’s Adrianne Curry reminding you why Twitter is good, and you should embrace it. Embrace it, I say!

Remember when movies and TV shows about vampires starred adults with adult problems doing adult stuff? Well that was then, this is now. And now it’s all about young hot girls and their vampire infatuations. Hell, even the girl on True Blood is Anna Paquin, a pretty spunky young thing. The latest is Nina Dobrev, who will be fronting the CW’s latest lusty TV show, the teen vampire Vampire Diaries. Here are some promos. Young. Check! Sexy. Check! Vampires. Check!

Simone Simons is still a redhead, and is still the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica, and is still ravishing. Check out the latest album promos featuring the vastly talented (not to mention uber hot) Dutch lass. The best thing to come out of Dutch since going Dutch, I would say, and I don’t go around saying such things easily. Okay, so maybe I do, but in this case, I mean it. So here’s more of Simone Simons looking all ravishing and redheady and whatnot.

I’ll be honest with ya, I don’t know the story behind this photoshoot, but I ain’t complainin’. Summer Glau is always hot, but Summer Glau in black and white and posing for a fake mugshot brings up all kinds of creative fantasies. The only thing missing from these pictures? Me with the handcuffs. Cause, you know, it’s a police-themed shoot, so shouldn’t someone with handcuffs be there? I’m just saying.

Your Weekend Send-off is brought to you by the lovely Alessandra Ambrosio, who I hear is married and has five kids. Or maybe that’s one. Or two. Wait, does she actually have a kid at all? I don’t know, that’s just what I heard through the grapevine, and the grapevine hasn’t been all that clear lately. Stupid grapevine. Anyways, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in bed, wishing you a nice weekend. Well, not really, but you get the idea.

In honor of the return of college football season (finally!) here are some of my (and probably your) favorite TV/movie sports related moments. And yes, they’re all attractive actresses in cheerleader outfits. What, I’m gonna post pictures of big beefy dudes with pads? Get the eff outta here. And oh yeah — Oregon over Boise State, bitches! Take that to the bank!