The Random Stuff of Interests Page

I’m not usually a big fan of medical shows, because let’s face it, how many episodes of people screaming out medical terms do you need before it all gets boring? Well the new NBC show Trauma looks like it has promise, and not just because it co-stars two gorgeous gals in Aimee Garcia and Anastasia Griffith. Okay, maybe that’s one of the primary reasons I might tune in when this thing finally premieres on my TV, or the God box as I like to call it. Cause, you know, it gives me everything I could want. Like God. Anyways, Season 1 promos of Trauma featuring its two loveliest ladies Aimee Garcia and Anastasia Griffith.

No one does classy hotness better than Kate Beckinsale. Of course it helps that she’s a slender gal with a sexy British accent. Let’s face it, a British accent will make a lot of people hot, even if they’re not all that hot. But when they’re actually hot like Kate Beckinsale, there’s no getting around it, one look at the gal and you’re falling in lust. Kate’s career hasn’t exactly been going great at the movies, so we’re hoping she returns to the “Underworld” movies. And if not, then keep doing photoshoots like these. We likey, we likey muchy.

I’ll admit it, I’ve never seen a full episode of Castle, though once I did catch almost an entire episode. Almost. But I really like what I saw, especially in former 24 bad girl Stana Katic, playing the lead good girl on the show. Of course, like all female Detectives on TV, Stana Katic is way too hot to be a cop, and dresses more like a fashion model than someone who runs around chasing crooks. Oh, the illusion of TV. Check out some Season 2 promos of Castle featuring Stana Katic. Yup, the show is in its second season now. Go figure, I didn’t think it would last past one.

Isla Fisher is barely 5′3″, but everytime I see a photoshoot of her, she looks like she’s more like, say, 6′3″. I don’t know how she does it, maybe it’s just the fact that she likes showing off those legs. Hey, I ain’t complainin’. Here’s Isla Fisher on the couch of my house waiting for me to come home. Which is weird, because I don’t know where I would be coming home from, since I don’t got a job and stuff. Weird, right? Told you it was weird.

Model Jessica White is named Jessica White, but she’s not white, she’s African-American. Get it? Okay, just had to try, give me a break, you think it’s easy writing this stuff for every post? Okay, okay, it’s kind of easy, but don’t tell anyone, it’s between you and me. Anyhow, so I was sitting at home in my boxers, and thinking to myself, “Self, you know what would be great for this dull Tuesday? Lingerie pictures of Jessica White!” And so, this post was born. Yup, that’s how genius works, folks, learn it, live it, breathe it.

You know, I miss Jennifer Garner doing action movies. She does way too many silly, inconsequential romantic comedies nowadays. Granted, not that there’s a whole lot of consequential romantic comedies anymore, or ever, but man, the ones that are coming out now make you want to shoot yourself. I miss Jennifer Garner in action movies ala Alias. Sure, “Elektra” didn’t do that well, but she shouldn’t give up on it. And ’sides, how many action movies with Milla Jovovich can you take? It’s time Jennifer Garner took over!

Hey, House is back, baby! Here are some promos of the show’s three ladies — Olivia Wilde, Jennifer Morrison, and Lisa Edelstein. I’d have preferred if they did these show promos in a bikini or lingerie, but eh, you can’t always get everything you want. For instance, I would like to win the lottery, but it ain’t gonna happen. Where was I? Oh right, here are some promos of the ladies of House Season 6. Don’t forget, the show comes back this week. Be there or be square!

Hey look kids, model and occasional actress Cinthia Moura is back, and she’s trying on a variety of bikinis! Yay! Life is good once again. See, this is why I love me some Monday. You get bikini pictures of a hottie like Cinthia Moura to enjoy. Too bad this doesn’t happen every Monday. That way we could call it Monday Cinthia Moura Bikini Pictures. I think that would work, don’t you? It could be a national holiday or something, even though, technically, Cinthia is Brazilian. But hey, details, who needs’em?

Let’s face it, you can’t help but notice that Olivia Wilde is about 10 pounds short of being really, really hot. Right now, she’s kinda skinny hot, which is still hot, but not really, really hot. See the difference? Anyways, she was recently in GQ magazine, which I’m told is a magazine for men who likes to dress up in suits and ties and what have you. I don’t know what that’s about. I don’t even own a suit. Then again, I don’t even have a girlfriend, so maybe the two have something to do with each other. Who knows, really, but let’s just concenrate on Olivia Wilde’s skinny hot bikini body in GQ instead.

The Ghost Whisperer on the cover of Shape’s October ‘09 issue. We think that’s a bikini.

He’s good, but he ain’t no Phillip Wellman.

Who is Catrin Claeson? Well she’s a model, and she models lingerie. Beyond that, I haven’t a clue, and truthfully, do you care? The woman is blonde, tall, has a killer body, and she looks mighty fine in them lingerie the kids are always buying at them fancy stores and malls and whatnot. Anyways, here are some Catrin Claeson for your Thursday pleasure? See, who says nothing good ever happens on Thursday. So stop badmouthing Thursday already! Glad we cleared that up.

You may know her as all-American hero Jack Bauer’s daughter on 24, but Elisha Cuthbert is more Canadian than she is American. Okay, so she’s not American at all, she’s a Canadian playing an American on TV. They call that acting, apparently. Here’s the 24 hottie on the red carpet of the 12th Annual Canada’s Walk of Fame inductee ceremony in Toronto, then later, standing with a female Mountie. She’s a famous Canadian, but apparently not famous enough yet to get inducted into the Walk of Fame. I hear inductees get free moose meat for a year. That’s what I heard, anyway.

Let’s face it, you would give an arm and a leg to wake up in a bed beside Megan Fox. Of course, if you had to give up an arm and a leg, it might not feel the same waking up to Megan Fox. After all, if you don’t have hands, how are you going to stroke that glorious skin? Or how about the hair? She’s got great luxurious hair. And the great, flat tummy. The beautiful, glorious rack. Basically, what else you want that Megan Fox don’t have? Okay, getting rid of those God ugly tattoos would be great, but what are you gonna do, right?

Let’s face it, it ain’t gonna be all that long before Vanessa Hudgens decides to drop the pretensions and go full-blown sex bomb Goddess. The girl has already snapped nudie pics of herself, so it’s not like she’s shy. And look at her career; it’s going nowhere without the Disney label, and who wants to be connected to the Disney label all their life? Hollywood starlets always want to bust free from their Disney image, and Hudgens is no exception. Trust me, boys, it won’t be long before our High School Musical hottie hits up one of the lad’s mags. Until then, here’s as close as you’ll get, Vanessa in Allure.

Eliza Dushku. Black leather. Guns. Eliza Dushku in black leather holding guns. Enough of a reason for you to tune in when Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse returns to the airwaves? If not, then you’re a dick, cause this show needs to stay on the air. Eliza Dushku needs to be seen once a week. Or twice. Or if you’re really into her, maybe three times, but that’s definitely it. Too much Eliza Dushku will destroy your brain. Honest, it’s a proven scientific fact. Plus, I’m a doctor, you can trust me.

It’s short and sweet, and the lead-up to it is actually hotter than the actual kiss.

It probably sucks being Amanda Seyfried right now. She’s in one of the most hotly anticipated films of the year, “Jennifer’s Body”, and all anyone can talk about is Megan Fox’s body. Sure, Fox has got it going on, but Amanda Seyfried ain’t no plain jane, either, even though that’s what she essentially plays in the movie. Hey, it’s a role, it ain’t her. Here’s the real Amanda Seyfried. Or at least, the sexy Amanda Seyfried that recently did a magazine. Same diff, as the kids say.

A smoking hot Cobie Smulders and a kinda cute Alyson Hannigan. The difference between the two ladies is pretty staggering, don’t you think? You’d probably start a war to get into Cobie’s pants, but you might leave a bag filled with poop in front of some old man’s door, ring the bell and run away like a scaredity cat for Alyson. I’m just sayin’. Cobie Smulders and Alyson Hannigan How I Met your Mother promos for the new season below.

Taylor Schilling is so new to acting that IMDB.com doesn’t even have a picture of her for her listing yet. Of course that should change when her new show Mercy premieres on network TV. There isn’t a lot of people out there who have fronted their own shows on network TV, you know. On the show, Taylor Schilling plays a nurse. A really hot smoking nurse who likes to help people and save lives and whatnot. I hear there are other people on the show, too, but you know, whatever.