The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Granted, there’s nothing overly funny about cervical spine bone fracture or the spinal cord damage, but if done right, it’s good for a chuckle or two. Here’s the premise of this video from Japan: “The object of the game was to stand back to back and try to knock the other person off the raft into the rice field. Watch the guy in the red jacket in the second round, suffered a cervical spine bone fracture and the spinal cord damage.” That’ll teach him to play games on TV when he’s supposed to be working. And apparently, according to that flashing “Live” sign, this thing was live on Japanese TV when it happened. Fake or real? You decide.

I’d seen Poppy Montgomery on American TV every now and then, starring in the TV show Without a Trace. I never really stayed long enough to see if she could act, but she certainly made a visual impression. Turns out she’s an Aussie, posing as an American on the show. She hails from Sydney, New South Wales, and once played Marilyn Monroe in a TV biopic on the dead sex bomb. She currently stars on Without a Trace as Samantha Spade; the show is in its umpteenth year or something, one of those shows that seems to go on endlessly, although I’ve yet to meet someone who is an actual fan of it. Then again, the only times I leave my basement is to pick up a new case of Red Bull, so what do I know.

So the last time we visited our lovely gal Isabel Lucas from Down Under (that’s Australia to those of you who don’t quite have the extensive geography knowledge that I, myself, possess (true story: Australia is located 50 miles off the coast of Florida, FYI)) it was 2007, and she had just completed her first international movie in the vampire flick “The Daybreakers”. These days, Isabel Lucas is doing more than just fighting vamps, she’s fighting giant f–king robots. That’s right, Isabel Lucas is the latest Australian hottie to land a plumb role in Michael Bay’s movie about big giant robots from another planet. Check her out when “Transformers 2″ hits theaters soon. Until then, these pics will have to do. Please to enjoy.

Our Latin Flavor of the day is one Gabriela Vergara, a Venezuelan beauty from Caracas, and one of the stars of Univision’s Spanish version of ABC’s slutty MILF show Desperate Housewives, or as its called down Southaways, Amas de casa desesperadas. Which, I think, roughly translate to, Dumb ass show about slutty MILF housewives. Or maybe not. Either way, Gabriela Vergara is one of its stars, and if you ever find yourself watching something that looks strangely like Desperate Housewives, but Teri Hatcher is nowhere to be seen, then you’re probably watching the Spanish version. In which case, enjoy the wonders of Gabriela Vergara and her fabulous freckles.

Our Brit Babe is another former Big Brother UK housemate by the name of Stephanie McMichael. She was evicted on Day 9 after failing one of those ridiculously retarded tasks that the contestants are given to perform on these shows, but that was plenty of time to ensure a nice little gig doing some modeling post Big Brother. The 19-year old bombshell hails from Calderstones, Liverpool, and is something of a British Reality TV vet, having previously competed in Popstars: The Rivals, the show that produced the Girls Aloud girls. And hey, if the UK ever runs out of reality shows for her to appear in, there’s always that reality show I’ve been meaning to start. It takes place entirely in my basement, and the prize is a piece of cheese. But GOOD cheese.

If you were to ask me who Kourtney Kardashian is, and why she qualifies as being a celebrity, I would tell you that she’s the sister of Kim Kardashian, who has her own reality TV show on the E! Channel. Other than that, um, I have no Earthly idea why either one of these ladies qualifies as being celebrities, but they do have really big asses, which, shockingly, doesn’t prevent them from looking like gangbusters in two-piece bikinis. Check them out here, hanging around on a yacht or at the swimming pool or somewhere near water, which is just enough excuse they need to slip on a bikini and go out for a leisurely walk for the camera. God bless America.

Whose #1? Scarlett Johansson? Jessica Alba? Not even close. Sitting pretty (with emphasis on pretty) at Maxim’s 2008 Hot 100 list is none other than California’s hottest hotbodied model Marisa Miller. And who could possibly fault with that positioning, even though we think it’s kind of ridiculous to continually put out list after list that no one will remember a month from now anyway. But hey, if you like list, and apparently you do, because there are a gazillion TV shows that just do these list thing at the moment, not to mention the million websites out there, you could do worst than have Marisa Miller at the top. To celebrate that, she’s also in the July issue of Maxim. What a coincidence!

Christina Aguilera isn’t just a pop star and former drrrty girl (you just know that that little “drrrty” phase of hers is going to follow her to the end of time, don’t you?), she’s also concern about voting. And she wants you to vote. And she doesn’t care who you vote for, either, as long as you vote. Oh who am I kidding. Of course she cares who you vote for. His first name begins with “B” and ends with “k”. If Christina Aguilera and her ilk even considers voting for someone without a “D” in parenthesis at the end of their name, their heads would probably explode. By the way, is it just me, or is that kid of hers nearly half her size already? Good God, Christina Aguilera really is a midget.

Mondays suck. Besides all that stuff about getting up and going to work (really, who needs work? oh right, everyone with rent), there’s that whole Mondays during the summer. I don’t know about you, but whenever I step out into the sun, I get a big, massive migraine. (This also happens when I close the door to block out the sun and fire up the air conditioner, by the way.) I bring up all that nonsense as purely an excuse to post these pictures of British actress/model Nikki Sanderson. She is, as the kids would say, smoking. By which I don’t mean she smokes cigarettes, which is an awful and filthy habit, even though, contrary to what your parents told you, it definitely makes you look cool.

Our Brit Babe of the day is one Georgia Moffett, who besides having a last name that practically guaranteed some very miserable middle school years (do they have middle school in Britain?), is also known as one of the co-stars of the BBC’s Doctor Who program. And oh yeah, she’s also dating the show’s star, who happens to play her dad on the show. Hey, it’s not like they’re father and daughter in real life, you know. It just means that the Doctor Who guy knows a good thing when he sees it, and who wouldn’t put the tapping pants on when Georgia Moffett shows up in your dressing room?

Hey, remember Ashley Dupre? Or Ashley Alexandra Dupre? Or Kristen? Well, you know, the hooker who slept with former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer for $2000 an hour and got him busted and kicked out of the Governor’s Mansion? Yeah, that girl. Well she recently hit the beach in a two-piece bikini to remind you what $2000 an hour gets you, and I have to admit, even long after her 15 minutes of infamy has passed, Ashley Dupre still looks pretty damn good. And the woman with her? That’s her mom. Yup. 46 years old and still kicking it hot. I guess we now know that Ashley will be able to charge $2000 an hour for a little while longer if mom is any indication. Whatever happened to that singing career, by the way…?

That’s right, baby! The best show on TV is back! Burn Notice Season 2 returns to the airwaves, and once again, there is a reason to not just skip over the USA Network the way we normally do. The last time we saw Michael Westen, burned CIA spy extraordinaire, he had signed up with a cloak and dagger organization in order to further his investigation into who burned him, leaving behind a sadden Fiona (the always tantalizingly hot Gabrielle Anwar), his nagging mom, and best pal (and FBI mole) Sam Axe. But who are the mysterious figures behind this organization, and what plans do they have for Michael? All these questions answered (hopefully), and more Fiona hotness in Season 2 of Burn Notice, starting July 10 on the USA Network. Ah, life is good again.

The year 2000 A.D. was a momentous year, as it saw the debut of Russian model turned actress Anna Safroncik on the big screen in the Italian comedy “Welcome to Albania”, which co-starred Giancarlo Giannini and of course, my personal favorite Italian actor, Fabrizio Maria Cortese. No, I’m just kidding. I don’t even know if Fabrizio is a dude or a dudette, and frankly, it doesn’t matter, because the whole foundation for this post is falling to pieces faster than Paris Hilton on Jeopardy. So let’s get to the point at hand and dispense with the crap, shall we? Her name is Anna Safroncik, and she’s what the kids would call uber hot, and what comic book geeks call “my girlfriend who lives in Canada, which is why you’ve never met her”.

Charlize Theron gives good photographs. But that’s a given, since she’s a former model who didn’t exactly impress with her acting ability when she first showed up on the big screen in “2 Days in the Valley”. But oh my did she impress with everything else, including the nude scene. Yow! Anyhoo, Charlize Theron probably doesn’t do a lot of nude scenes anymore, which is a crying shame, but she still looks better in professional photography than pretty much anyone in Hollywood these days, with the possible exception of Naomi Watts, who can look pretty damn good, too, on certain occasions. Here’s Charlize Theron in GQ. Looking spectacular must be as easy as breathing for her, don’t you think?

How fascinating is Cuban model Vida Guerra’s life? Joe Blow goes home to the wife and kids and all he has are stories about how something funny happened at work, or if he’s really boring, he has no stories to tell (and the kids hate him, by the way); meanwhile, Vida Guerra goes home and has stories about how her butt wasn’t cracky enough, and the photographer had to add extra crack to it. Or something along that line. Can you imagine what she’ll tell her grandkids one day? “Kids, grandma used to be famous for having a nice ass. Yes, this wrinkly ass, it used to be very nice at one point.” Strange life, Vida Guerra has. But hot woman, so let’s enjoy the present, shall we? Vida Guerra bikini pictures.

Or at least, that’s what the official press release for her new album says, and as everyone knows, I’m not one to buck press releases, they being very official and, you know, pressy and what have you. It goes on: ““Bossy,” the seductive and irresistibly rhythmic new track leaked from the yet-untitled upcoming album, recalling in form and attitude the street-flavored girl-group dance floor classics of the electro era, has drawn hundreds of thousands of youtube.com streams in barely a week, and a collective thumbs-up from young viewers.” Well, if the “collective” young viewers give it a thumbs up, who am I to disagree? Promos for her new album below and download the first single (or “track”, as the kids call it) by clicking here.

Hey, kids, remember Cinthia Moura? Of course you don’t. The last time we posted anything on Cinthia Moura it was in 2006, for God’s sake. It’s already 2008, which is, you know, like two years later and stuff. That’s a really long time, especially in this day and age of 24-7 media, Britney Spears bald head nuttiness, and Paris Hilton panty-less snapshots. So who is Cinthia Moura again? She’s a Brazilian model that you may have seen playing the Deer Woman in the Masters of Horror TV episode “Deer Women”, where she played a legendary deer legend killer or some such. It’s not like I have seen it, that’s what IMDB.com tells me, and Uncle IMDB has never been wrong before. Well, most of the time. In any case, here’s Cinthia Moura. In lingerie. Get a load of that deer meat, buckos.

I have to admit, you don’t find a lot of women like our Latin Flavor of the Day Ivonne Soto in the general Mexican population. And no, I’m not talking about the blonde hair, or the generous chest, I’m talking about the tone body. When was the last time you saw a Mexican woman, nevermind a model or actress, with this kind of tone body? So who is Ivonne Soto, this very eye-pleasing woman from Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua? No idea, but according to my research (i.e. I clicked on IMDB.com) she’s a model and actress, most famous for her role on the Mexican TV show La Hora Pico. Okay, so it’s also her only TV show, but you know, she’s still famous for it, so technically I’m right. So there, stick that in your burrito.

Wow, has it been four years since Mary-Louise Parker found her true calling on TV via Showtime’s drug dealing suburban mom dramedy Weeds? Apparently so, because these pictures of Mary-Louise Parker are Season 4 promos of the show. If you haven’t watched it, then you’re missing out — well, okay, maybe not. I have never actually seen the show myself, but I’ve always thought Mary-Louise Parker was such a babe, and four years on cable TV hasn’t changed my opinion of her any. In fact, if anything, I think she’s just gotten hotter and cuter. But hey, if you have Showtime (and I don’t, I’m poor), check her show out. Or not. What am I, your babysitter? Do whatever the hell you want.

Think you’ve seen all the foul-mouthed reporter caught on tape on the net? You probably haven’t seen this one yet. A reporter is out in the open field doing a report when a fly flies right into his mouth. He starts spitting it out, cursing like a sailor all the while, and starts getting into a diatribe about “this country ass f–k up town”. The funny part is, pay attention to the beginning of his report — he’s smooth as anything you’ve seen on the news, but once the fly goes into his mouth, it all falls apart. Anyways, I wonder if he ever got out of this “country ass mother f–ker”?