The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Charlize Theron gives good photographs. But that’s a given, since she’s a former model who didn’t exactly impress with her acting ability when she first showed up on the big screen in “2 Days in the Valley”. But oh my did she impress with everything else, including the nude scene. Yow! Anyhoo, Charlize Theron probably doesn’t do a lot of nude scenes anymore, which is a crying shame, but she still looks better in professional photography than pretty much anyone in Hollywood these days, with the possible exception of Naomi Watts, who can look pretty damn good, too, on certain occasions. Here’s Charlize Theron in GQ. Looking spectacular must be as easy as breathing for her, don’t you think?

How fascinating is Cuban model Vida Guerra’s life? Joe Blow goes home to the wife and kids and all he has are stories about how something funny happened at work, or if he’s really boring, he has no stories to tell (and the kids hate him, by the way); meanwhile, Vida Guerra goes home and has stories about how her butt wasn’t cracky enough, and the photographer had to add extra crack to it. Or something along that line. Can you imagine what she’ll tell her grandkids one day? “Kids, grandma used to be famous for having a nice ass. Yes, this wrinkly ass, it used to be very nice at one point.” Strange life, Vida Guerra has. But hot woman, so let’s enjoy the present, shall we? Vida Guerra bikini pictures.

Or at least, that’s what the official press release for her new album says, and as everyone knows, I’m not one to buck press releases, they being very official and, you know, pressy and what have you. It goes on: ““Bossy,” the seductive and irresistibly rhythmic new track leaked from the yet-untitled upcoming album, recalling in form and attitude the street-flavored girl-group dance floor classics of the electro era, has drawn hundreds of thousands of youtube.com streams in barely a week, and a collective thumbs-up from young viewers.” Well, if the “collective” young viewers give it a thumbs up, who am I to disagree? Promos for her new album below and download the first single (or “track”, as the kids call it) by clicking here.

Hey, kids, remember Cinthia Moura? Of course you don’t. The last time we posted anything on Cinthia Moura it was in 2006, for God’s sake. It’s already 2008, which is, you know, like two years later and stuff. That’s a really long time, especially in this day and age of 24-7 media, Britney Spears bald head nuttiness, and Paris Hilton panty-less snapshots. So who is Cinthia Moura again? She’s a Brazilian model that you may have seen playing the Deer Woman in the Masters of Horror TV episode “Deer Women”, where she played a legendary deer legend killer or some such. It’s not like I have seen it, that’s what IMDB.com tells me, and Uncle IMDB has never been wrong before. Well, most of the time. In any case, here’s Cinthia Moura. In lingerie. Get a load of that deer meat, buckos.

I have to admit, you don’t find a lot of women like our Latin Flavor of the Day Ivonne Soto in the general Mexican population. And no, I’m not talking about the blonde hair, or the generous chest, I’m talking about the tone body. When was the last time you saw a Mexican woman, nevermind a model or actress, with this kind of tone body? So who is Ivonne Soto, this very eye-pleasing woman from Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua? No idea, but according to my research (i.e. I clicked on IMDB.com) she’s a model and actress, most famous for her role on the Mexican TV show La Hora Pico. Okay, so it’s also her only TV show, but you know, she’s still famous for it, so technically I’m right. So there, stick that in your burrito.

Wow, has it been four years since Mary-Louise Parker found her true calling on TV via Showtime’s drug dealing suburban mom dramedy Weeds? Apparently so, because these pictures of Mary-Louise Parker are Season 4 promos of the show. If you haven’t watched it, then you’re missing out — well, okay, maybe not. I have never actually seen the show myself, but I’ve always thought Mary-Louise Parker was such a babe, and four years on cable TV hasn’t changed my opinion of her any. In fact, if anything, I think she’s just gotten hotter and cuter. But hey, if you have Showtime (and I don’t, I’m poor), check her show out. Or not. What am I, your babysitter? Do whatever the hell you want.

Think you’ve seen all the foul-mouthed reporter caught on tape on the net? You probably haven’t seen this one yet. A reporter is out in the open field doing a report when a fly flies right into his mouth. He starts spitting it out, cursing like a sailor all the while, and starts getting into a diatribe about “this country ass f–k up town”. The funny part is, pay attention to the beginning of his report — he’s smooth as anything you’ve seen on the news, but once the fly goes into his mouth, it all falls apart. Anyways, I wonder if he ever got out of this “country ass mother f–ker”?

You know, I’ve made a half-dozen posts on Italian actress/model Elisabetta Canalis, and I still don’t really know all that much about her. She had a small part in “Deuce Bigelow 2: European Gigolo” that didn’t really go anywhere, but maybe her role in “Virgin Territory” with Hayden Christensen and Mischa Barton will do more for her international career. One thing’s for sure about Elisabetta Canalis — that face, combined with that body, is just too damn fantastico, as they say in Italy, to go to waste on just Italian TV. Hey, I’m sure Italian TV is all fine and what have you, but come on, you gotta share this with the world!

Let’s face it, if looking at really super hot pictures of a woman in lingerie becomes some kind of viral disease where just by looking at said pictures you suddenly went nuts and started to eat your own arm, there are worst ways to go, especially when those pictures are of the uber hot Irina Sheik, who really needs to be seen more on TV and other places where people, you know, see other people. Okay, so this post makes even less sense than my normal ramblings, but you try justifying posting half-naked pictures of a really awesomely hot supermodel five times a day and see how you fare. But I digress. Irina Sheik. Lingerie. Madness!

I can’t believe that not all that long ago I was geeking over Samsung’s new iPhone clone Instinct. Before you know it, Apple has just unveiled their iPhone 2.0, and holy crap, this thing is just going to be gangbusters. And the best part? (I mean, besides all the new additions, like faster 3G internet and third-party applications?) It’s gonna be cheaper. How much cheaper? Try $199 for your very own iphone, compared to the $499-$600 the first iPhone was going for just a year ago. So let me get this straight — it’s a better phone, and it’s cheaper? Sign me up for one, Steve Jobs! So when can you expect to be getting yourself one? Mark your calendars, boys and girls — JULY 11, 2008!

To be perfectly honest with you, I’m not sure how a picture of Lindsay Lohan standing in a mini-skirt and wearing a jacket without any bra on helps to sell Visa cards to the masses, but it’s not like it’s gonna hurt, either. If I had to guess, I would say this is an abstract advertising campaign that says something to the effect of, “As Lindsay Lohan’s nice cleavage, I too, uses Visa everywhere I go.” What, too far off? Oh well. Here’s Lindsay Lohan rising back from the ashes of booze and pseudo lesbian rumors to claim what’s hers — pitchwoman status for credit cards in another country. Now that’s girl power.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Natalia Belova, a model who hails from the cold tundra of Tomsk, Siberia in Russia, where as we all know, vodka is given to babies when they’re 2, thus helping them to fight off the harsh Siberian winter. Or at least that’s what my buddy Al told me, since he’s the only one I know who has visited Siberia before. Then again, Al has been known to lie every now and then, such as when he tells me about Siberia, so you know, he’s a lying bastard and whatnot. Anyhoo, Natalia Belova is a lovely lass who is known worldwide as a lingerie model. Or at least that’s what Al tells me. When you’re ogling Natalia Belova’s lingerie pictures, try not to get drool on your keyboard. Please to enjoy.

For a while there, it really did seem as if Natassia Malthe was going to bust out and become a major Hollywood star. Our real introduction to her was in 2005’s “Elektra” with Jennifer Garner, but alas that movie bombed the hell out of everything it touched, so it didn’t really push Natassia’s career into the stratosphere as we had expected. But since then she’s still worked pretty steadily, with roles in “Dead or Alive”, “Bloodrayne II” and the upcoming “Alone in the Dark II”. Okay, so maybe steadily isn’t really such a good thing when you’re stuck in Uwe Boll movies. But hey, she’s working, right? Here’s Natassia Malthe in FHM Germany, reminding us once again why we should pay more attention to her.

Hey look, it’s the Atomic Kitten girls, and they’re all wearing bikinis! Why, that’s Liz “Lil” McClarnon, Natasha “Tash” Hamilton, and Jenny Frost, otherwise known internationally (with the exception of Iran, where pop music sung by girls in itty bitty clothes is considered a stoneable offense, alas) as the Atomic Kittens! Okay, so I didn’t actually pull those three names out of the air; I actually looked them up on Wikipedia. As a result, if the band has since changed members, and one of those girls in the pictures below is not one of the ones I listed, um, blame Wikipedia? Anyhoo, you gotta hand it to whoever is managing the Atomic Kittens. They certainly know what boys like — their girl band members in bikinis. Now that’s progress!

On her Myspace page, our Brit Babe Invasion of the day, British glamour model and hottie extraordinaire Kerri Parker details her career since entering FHM’s High St Honeys, before moving on to represent England in The Model Of The Universe finals in Ghana. She’s since tried to move beyond modeling into acting, with roles in “The Bourne Ultimatum” and the upcoming “Dark Knight”. But don’t get excited, it’s a small role, she’ll be playing “Maroni’s Mistress”. But hey, everyone’s gotta start somewhere, right? James Cameron started directing crappy killer fish movies and George Clooney had to suffer through the indignity of being in a Roseanne Barr TV show. Ouch. But nevermind them. Here’s Kerri Parker. Please to enjoy.

If model and kinda actress Cora Skinner does end up being a regular on MTV’s fake Reality TV show The Hills, then there is a very good reason I might actually tune into that thing just to ogle her. Now you may be asking yourself, am I really that shallow and superficial? Oh hell yes, especially when the object of my shallowness and superficialness looks as insanely awesome as Cora Skinner does in a two-piece bikini. Check her out at the beach. See, this is how she usually looks when we head out to enjoy a lazy Sunday at the beach together, although she sometimes prefer black bikinis — wait, what? Where am I? Oh right, wide awake. Damn. Anyhoo. This is Cora Skinner, she’s a model, and bikinis were made for girls like her.

A random posting of British lovely Elizabeth Hurley is always a good thing. Hurley turns 43 in two days, and she’ll still look better than most girls 20 years younger than her. Of course, being that her entire career depends on her looking good, and one suspects, she does everything to keep it that way, I guess we might be giving her too much credit for looking like a total babe at 42 (going on 43). Then again, if you ever find yourself thinking that deeply while ogling pictures of Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini, then you have a serious problems on your hands, bro, and a swift run into the wall will fix you right up. What are you waiting for? Run, now!

Sunday may seem like a strange day to showcase a Random Supermodel of the Day, but let’s face it, it’s been ages since I encountered a new supermodel that I hadn’t seen before and was able to use it as an excuse to post really hot pictures of her, so whatever, right? Anyways, our Random Supermodel of the Day is one Lorraine Van Wyk, who hails from somewhere in South Africa, although that might not be true. Or it could be. Point is, there’s very little about her, but she’s done a lot of print work, and I believe, a videogame or two. Either way, she’s worth posting on a slow, boring ass Sunday.

Let’s face it, unless you’re a 40-year old housewife, there’s absolutely no reason why you should ever, EVER, watch ABC’s The View program. Come on, how much of the inane chatter that goes on on that show, and at such high decibels, and any sane person take before they blow out their own brains? But if you absolutely had to watch The View (say, your girlfriend or your dog forces you to watch it with them), then there’s at least Elisabeth Hasselbeck to focus your entire conversation on. In a show full of old, nagging hags, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the one hotness that makes an otherwise torturous affair just this side of bearable. Speaking of Elisabeth, here’s the baby-dropping babe having lost her baby fat and in a bikini on the cover of Fitness Magazine. Get a nice “view” of that bikini body. Get it? Eh.

Okay, so I’ll probably never end up watching Michelle Trachtenberg’s new movie “The Circuit”, which is described as such: “The dynamic between a father and his estranged daughter spills over to the race track, where the duo go head-to-head.” Um, yeah, sounds riveting. This thing is also supposed to appear on the ABC Family channel, and I don’t even know if I get that channel on my Dish network, or if I do, where it is on the dial. But hey, I still couldn’t resist posting these pictures of Michelle Trachtenberg from the movie, mostly because that Michelle in that racer’s suit is just so gosh darn — how do you say it? oh right — hot.