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Okay, I’m not saying Gillian Anderson is an old broad or anything, but I think people forget that when she first showed up on TV on the X-Files way back in 1993 she was just 25 years old, although she had the type of face that made her look a bit older than she really was. Of course, it didn’t help that she mostly spent the show wearing those long trenchcoats and looking like a fuddy duddy. A really hot fuddy duddy, mind you, but you know, she never looked half as good as she does now, such as in these pictures from Cannes. Check out some of Gillian Anderson circa 2008, and compare her to her 90s self, and you’ll agree — age has turned Gillian Anderson into a babe.

Girls like Elisa Tovati makes me want to learn French, but of course I never will, mostly because French is really, really hard. In her native French, Elisa Tovati is a singer and actress, and I would tell you more about her, but I’m really lazy, so here’s Wikipedia with a last-second save: “Elisa Tovati was born in 1976 of Russo-Moroccan origins in Paris, France. She showed interest in theatre early in her life, and her teenage years saw her co-presenting a French programme Y’a pas d’lézard. Her co-star was Stéphane Tapie.” Thank you, Wikipedia, you da man.

Wow, Sarah McLachlan bikini pictures. I didn’t think I would ever be able to think those words, much less actually type them out on this thing that’s attached to my computer that allows me to make words appear on my screen thingie, and then have the pictures to prove it. And wow, Sarah McLachlan is tone, dudes and dudettes. Somehow, I never pictured the queen of Lilith Fair and other, female-centric musical niceties to look this muscular and tone. Instead of singing you to sleep with a sweet lullaby, she could probably put you in a headlock and achieve the same thing. These are, apparently, post-pregnancy bikini pictures.

I knew it. The first time I saw Rachael Ray’s peppy, bubbly self on TV, I thought to myself, “Now that’s a girl who endorses terrorism!” Well, not really, but if I had seen this ad with Rachael Ray for Dunkin Donuts I would have thought exactly that. Well, okay, not really again, but apparently some people are seeing a link between endorsement of terrorism and Rachael Ray’s Dunkin Donuts commercial because she was wearing what appeared to be an Arab kaffiyeh, or scarf (see picture below). The hullabaloo has gotten so bad that Dunkin Donuts has pulled the commercial and released a statement that they do not endorse terrorism. Wow. And here I thought the girl was just, you know, playing a homeless chick who likes coffee or something. Read all about it here.

Speaking of hot chicks with guns, Anne Hathaway is suiting up her spy suit to help Steve Carell remake the Get Smart TV show. I’ve never actually seen the show myself, but judging from the trailer and these promo images for the movie, it looks like Anne Hathaway will be playing straight man to Carell. A very, very hot looking straight “man”, that is. Carell is pretty funny, too, so this should be worth a look. And oh yeah, some guy name The Rock also co-stars in the movie, but nevermind him. Check out some choice Anne Hathaway “Get Smart” promos below. Who knew a frumpy white coat could look so good?

Is it just me, or are there a lot more hot chicks on TV carrying heat lately? (Granted, it’s probably just me, but for the sake of this bit, just go along with it.) You’ve got the gals of The Sarah Connor Chronicles, the sci-fi gals of Battlestar Galactica, and there’s the Chuck babe. The Bionic Woman babe. And who else? Sarah Shahi in Life packs plenty of heat herself, though there aren’t that many good pictures of her doing such. Here are a couple of our favorite girls with guns currently on TV at the moment. The Terminator girls, of course, plus the most ass kickingest sci-fi babe on Battlestar Galactica, Katee Sackhoff.

So I’ve been seeing this commercial for some shoe or something — I didn’t really focus on the shoe or the brand name too much, mostly because the star of the commercial was Ashley Tisdale, doing a dance that was cut from her music video for “He Said, She Said”. It was, uh, a very stimulating 10-second or so dance that she did there, kids, which made me hunt down the longer version on YouTube. Below is the video for “He Said, She Said” from 2007, which features that dance I’m talking about, but I actually prefer the commercial, which gets right to the point. I hate foreplay.

Our Latin Flavor of the Day may be named Iran Castillo, but she ain’t from Iran, since, well, that would sorta make this post kinda stupid and ill-conceived — or, actually, more stupid than it already is. But anyways, her name is Iran Castillo, and she hails from Veracruz, Mexico, and according to IMDB.com, she’s an actress with a ton of shows and movies to her credit. She gives great eyes, and the rest of her ain’t bad, either. Which reminds me, I was once offered a free trip to Iran, but after thinking about it, decided not to go. Well, that’s pretty much it, there was no reason why I didn’t go, I just didn’t. Um, yeah. Pictures forthwith.

Let’s face it, if you can’t laugh at a perfectly brilliant puking scene, you just don’t have a sense of humor. Or maybe you’re just too damn high-falutin’, in which case, what the heck are you doing on this site? So here’s a pretty damn funny puking scene from Family Guy. It’s 90 seconds long, and features Peter, Brian, Stewie, and Chris trying out some new drink (I have no idea what that thing is) and trying desperately not to puke. Needless to say, they fail. Miserably. You haven’t laughed your ass off until you’ve laughed your ass off at a baby puking his guts out and then bawling, and then puking some more.

If I had to guess the premise of these pictures showing Maria Menounos and Blake Lively in bikinis walking on the beach apparently very excited about something happening off-screen, I would say Menounos is shooting an interview for one of those entertainment shows that she reports for. I forgot what it was; Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, Entertainment Access Tonight, etc. You know, one of those. In any case, does it matter? Maria Menounos and Blake Lively are in bikinis and walking on the beach. The only thing that would make this better is if they both tripped at the same time, fell to the beach, and somehow got tangled up in each other arms, as their lips slowly but surely move towards each other’s — wait, what? Oh, right. Please to ogle.

So I didn’t have a category for this until I saw this picture (full version below), which instantly elicited a response of “Seriously What the Frak?” Except replace “Frak” with the proper letters, like “uck”, and you get what I’m trying to say. So seriously, WTF is this guy thinking? Hey, I like my cellphone, too, but did I ever, for once, entertain the idea of doing this to myself? Not for one blinkin’ second. Seriously, WTF is wrong with you if you have to mutilate yourself like this just to get some attention? If this douche needed attention this bad, why didn’t he just set himself on fire? Then people would say, “Dude set himself on fire; real cool,” instead of, “Dude put a cellphone in his ear; what a effin’ douche!” Someone please tell me this is a photoshop goof!

If you’ve never heard of Erinn Bartlett, I don’t blame you, because I’ve never heard of her, either, although that’s going to change when I introduce you to some extremely hot pictures of the lovely blonde. Here’s a brief rundown of her career so far: Erinn Bartlett is a former beauty queen (she’s a former Miss Massachusetts Teen USA, which she won in 1991) who has parlayed that sliver of fame into a lengthy TV career, appearing on everything from Navy NCIS to CSI to A Nero Wolfe Mystery. To put it succinctly, she’s done a ton of TV work, and has broken into movies of sorts (does playing “Salad Girl” in “The Benchwarmers” count?). So when you see a really hot blonde on TV, chances are it’s probably Erinn Bartlett.

Good God, who is Cristina Buccino, and why hasn’t someone told me about her before. Well? I’m waiting for an answer. Why didn’t anyone tell me a woman this hot existed until now? Man, I feel so gypped. Anyhoo. Who exactly is Cristina Buccino? Um, I have no idea. She’s an Italian babe from Italy, and other than that, it’s a crapshoot. So, at this point, you should just do what I do, and make up background information for her. Let’s see, a woman this gorgeous must be an actress or showgirl on Italian TV of some type, but definitely something where she can show off those good looks and perfect body. And hey, how about, in her spare time she likes to visit strange men’s basements? Okay, that’s a little creepy. Let’s just stick to the pictures, shall we?

To be perfectly honest with you, a combination of laziness and inability to really care means I’m not even going to try to provide content to what the heck is going on in these pictures. Except to say this: it’s two British gals named Bianca Gascoigne and Charlotte Mears at the beach and they happen to be wearing two-piece bikinis and, if that wasn’t enough, they started to grope each other and — well, okay, maybe the last part is a bit stretching it, but in my mind they’re groping each other, and really, isn’t what I think more important than what is actually happening? Well I think so, anyways. Anyhoo, Bianca Gascoigne is famous for being a famous soccer player’s daughter, and Charlotte Mears (in the red) is famous for being, um, hot?

It’s good to be David Cook. After just recently wiping the floor with that little snot nose punk Archuleta, Cook is now dating former American Idol and all-around Texas babe Kimberly Caldwell. Or at least that’s what Cook announced to the world this Tuesday on “Live With Regis and Kelly”. According to Cook, he and the blonde babe (check out some of her old Maxim pics below from a few years back) recently went out on a date after hooking up via Caldwell’s American Idol-based TV show on the TV Guide network, and says Cook, they’ll probably be “hanging out” again. Wow, is that what the kids are calling it now, “hanging out”? Dammit, I should have gone to that AI audition when they came around last year. Heck, I’m sure I would have won. My version of “I Will Survive” is killer, or so I’ve been told.

My favorite part about these bikini pictures of Gemma Atkinson at the beach behind-the-scenes of her latest calendar shoot isn’t the fact that, well, Gemma Atkinson is in a bikini posing for pictures, but that there is one picture (the last one) where a fat dude shows up while Gemma is on her hands and knees posing and plucks her bikini out of her ass crack. Now how would you like to have a job like that? “Hey, honey, how was your work today?” “Um, I had to pull Gemma Atkinson’s bikini out of her ass crack. And yes, I saw plenty of crack. God, I love my job.” Of course I could be wrong, but I’m guessing whoever the bloated fat dude is, he says “God, I love my job” almost every day.

As gorgeous and voluptuous (and all that good stuff that hot women have in abundance) as she is, you’d think that someone would have put Sofía Vergara in a men’s magazine already, but I don’t recall her ever having been in Stuff, FHM, or Maxim until now. If she was in any one of those magazines, I must have missed it, which isn’t a surprise, because I miss a lot of things, including my old 1982 Chevy. Um, I mean, Sofia Vergara has shown up in Maxim UK’s July issue with a very nice spread. Tell me Sofia Vergara doesn’t have it going on, and I might have to come over there and kick your cat and toss your granny out the window. Seriously, don’t test me.

It’s Sunday, so you know what that means. That’s right, kiddies, it’s bikini pictures time with Roxanne Pallett! It’s, like, you know, a staple or sumthin’ at this one household. Plus, Monday is Memorial Day, and if our soldiers have given us one thing we all hold dear, it’s the ability for our gorgeous babes to wear a two-piece bikini and flaunt what their momma gave them, so you can take that to your cave and cry over it, Al Qaeda! Or something to that effect. Um, where was I? Oh right, it’s Sunday, and here are some Roxanne Pallett to chew on while you’re flipping the BBQ around.

Model turned actress Natasha Alam first came to our attention when she played a character in the low-budget horror movie “Shadow Puppets”. The movie also co-starred Jolene Blalock, who spent a lot of the movie walking around in skimpy underwear. Yep, it was a great movie, as you could probably guess. But despite Jolene’s half-nudity in the show, what really captured our attention was the gorgeous Natasha Alam. According to her Myspace page, Natasha was born in some place called Tashkent, Uzbekistan, which is apparently part of the former USSR. She’s since found her way to the States, where she continues to make a name for herself in the movies. Catch her next in the martial arts flick “Death Warrior”. And did I mention Natasha Alam is really hot?