In an interview with Australia’s Men’s Style magazine, Aussie hottie Sophie Monk says this about PETA, and how to save animals: “I think there need[s] to be, like, animal condoms or something.” Yeah, like, animal condoms would totally rule! With it on, you could have sex with animals. Wait, was that what she meant? Or was she talking about condoms made from animals? Or condoms in the shape of animals? Oh man, I’m totally confused now. Anyhoo. Sophie Monk in Men’s Style looking all kinds of good.

I don’t know if Belgiums just naturally have a thicker skin than the rest of us mere mortals, or if our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Veronique De Kock just have warmer blood than her fellow supermodel babes, but color me impressed that the former Miss Belgium (1995) could model in a bikini out in the open, with snow-covered mountaintops all around her. As we all know, the presence of snow usually indicates coldness. Then again, who is to say that hot women don’t have inherent heat to fight the cold? Hey, it could happen. Veronique De Kock. Please to enjoy.

Okay, so yeah, the upcoming “Sex and the City” movie has one thing going for it, and it’s a big one: Kristin Davis. Bar none, the hottest piece of tale on that whole TV show, and now, the forthcoming movie. Mind you, not that Sarah Jessica Parker isn’t a dish herself; the face notwithstanding (it could use some work, am I right or am I right?), but there’s nothing wrong with that body. Plus, a movie about four chicks sitting around talking about constantly getting laid just sounds cool. So here’s a nice batch of “Sex and the City: The Movie” promotional images. I have to wonder, though, why does Kristin Davis always dress so conservatively compared to Parker and the old one in the group shots? Weird.

In case you’ve been living under a rock, or don’t like Scarlett Johansson enough to follow her career (what are you, a commie?), then you know that Scarlett Johansson has been working on an album. A musical album. You know, like where she sings and stuff? Yeah, that kind. Anyways, we’ve all been dying to see it, especially those who thinks that sweet, soft voices of hers will sound killer coming out of a CD player. (Or iPod to you kids nowadays.) Here’s the cover to Scarlett’s upcoming album. Personally, if I was her manager, I’d put her in a barely-there dress. Isn’t that how Mariah Carey does it? Modesty is no way to sell an album, Scarlett! More promos from the album here.

Good God. Mia Maestro. Wow. I had seen her in “Poseidon”, but that movie barely made use of her fine form; or at least, it didn’t do nearly enough to convince me then that she was this much of a Goddess. I’m serious. I haven’t seen this combination of gorgeous face and amazing body since Catherine Zeta-Jones burst onto the scene many moons ago, only to fall off the cliff by marrying some geriatric dude and completely ruined any semblance of sex appeal. One can only hope that Mia Maestro will stay clear of old guys in the future. Here she is in InStyle Magazine. Wow.

You can keep your $500,000 a year job on Wall Street or the one where you pretend to be someone for 3 months on a movie set and get $20 million and change, but for my money the best job in the world has to be wiping down Gisele Bundchen’s ass. I’m serious. That can, as perfect as it is, probably gets too hard with the sun staring down at it, especially when she has to wear that assless jeans for whatever commercial she’s doing — and where can I get a job on said commercial, by the way? Check out the best job ever. If that guy wiping down Gisele’s ass isn’t gay, he is the luckiest man in the world.

Our Brit Babe of the Day is Lady Isabella Hervey, who I mistakenly identified as Lady Victoria Hervey a while back. They’re sisters! Well, it’s entirely their fault that I mistook them for each other, then. Ahem. Now that I’ve covered myself, let’s move on, shall we? Like her older sister Victoria, Isabella has parlayed her inherited fame as part of the Brit’s overly convoluted Royalty scam — er, I mean, scheme — into a successful modeling career and faux celebritihood. Nowadays, Isabella is trying her hand as a personal trainer. Want to schedule a gig? It’ll cost you $200-plus an hour. Oh well, it’s cheaper just to ogle the pictures.

Dude, when did Cameron Diaz buff up, and why? Mind you, I’m not complaining, because she looks really good with the added beef along her arms and legs. Now THIS is how a woman in Hollywood should look! You hear that, Lara Flynn Boyle? Eat a burger and go the gym! So why the media blitz by Cameron, or Cam as she’s called by her friends? Basically she’s got a new movie coming out called “What Happens in Vegas”, which co-stars Ashton Kutcher. Yeah, exactly. I’m not seeing this thing for Kutcher (he’s halfway to retarded, and the other half ain’t far off), but I gotta say, Cameron Diaz is looking gooooood. Here she is in the UK version of GQ.

Seriously, why haven’t we put this crazy bitch in prison yet? She’s a menace to not only herself and everyone around her, but the general public at large. She’s beaten the crap out of her assistants, thrown people down stairs, and stabbed my aunt (or at least that’s what my aunt says; she could be lying, but I don’t think she’d make something like that up, would she?), and now, her latest escapade has Naomi Campbell spitting at a cop at London’s Heathrow Airport. No idea if this was before or after she was removed from a British Airways flight in handcuffs.

Remember those bikini pictures we posted of Kristen Bell from her upcoming comedy “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”? What? You don’t remember? What’s wrong with you. I’m talking about these and these. Now you remember? Well, apparently the guys behind “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” knows that those picture sent the Internet all afluttered (that means it was a good thing), so they’ve released yet another one of Kristen Bell in that delicious pink two-piece bikini. Will this make me see “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” when it’s released into theaters? Probably not, but it’ll sure make me want to buy the DVD. Or at least, borrow it from my neighbor and pretend I lost it. You know, the usual stuff.

How does that Shakira song go, “These hips don’t lie”? Well let’s hope this article at AOL isn’t lying, when it reports that a sex tape involving Shakira and two men, Alejandro Sanz and Antonio de la Rúa, doing the dirty deed onboard a yacht may be in existence, and that it just might be in the hands of prosecutors. Why’s that? Apparently because two employees of Sanz was just arrested for trying to extort money from the trio, using a purported sex tape between them as leverage. Their excuse for trying to extort money? Sanz was making them work too hard. Wow. Really? It should be noted that all the parties involved have denied the existence of the tape, but then again, don’t they always?

Carly Pope has been doing movies for a while now, but unfortunately for her, they’ve been Canadian movies, and let’s face it, the only people in the world who watches Canadian movies are Canadians, and even they try to avoid it as much as possible. But Carly’s fame is definitely about to get a major boost, because she’s scheduled to appear in the seventh season of FOX’s 24, playing Samantha Roth, the girlfriend of the President’s son. Who would have thunk it would take a role on 24 to finally bring Carly to the mainstream, and not the indie movie “Young People F–king”? Yes, that’s an actual title of an actual movie. Strange, I wonder why it didn’t catch on…

Alessandra Ambrosio is generally considered the lesser known of the Brazilian supermodels. She’s nearly as prolific, if not more so, then her fellow Brazilians Gisele Bundchen and Adriana “Wonder Virgin” Lima when it comes to magazine covers and general photo work, but you’ll be hardpressed to find too many Joe Blow Public who knows her by face. Well it’s their loss, because as this appearance on the cover and inside the pages of Ocean Drive magazine proves, Alessandra Ambrosio is one smoking hot Brazilian, and deserves to be more well known. Or maybe she should just date a famous athlete. That usually does it.

Personally, I blame it on the Godawful wardrobe she wears day in and day out. Seriously, where is Ramiele Malubay going, exactly, to her senior prom in the ’80s??? But I digress. I’m one to talk fashion; I have less clothes sense than Simon Cowell, who has none. In any case, the midget dynamite known as Ramiele Malubay was eliminated from American Idol today, with the unfathomably bubbly Brooke White surviving, and hot country gal Kristy Lee Cook once again escaping the scythe of The Seacrest, thanks to her unnatural hotness. (Who says Idol is all about talent?) Here’s our tribute to Ramiele. Good God, girl, get someone to dress you or something. Cripes.

Now I don’t know if Bongo sells anything other than jeans, and I don’t know why they decided to call their jeans line Bongo, but if Rachel Bilson and her soulful, dark glance is shilling for it, then it has to be a pretty great product. (Just go along with it. Gotta justify these posts somehow, right?) And yes, if you were wondering, the addition of those nerdy, librarian glasses just makes Rachel Bilson look at least ten times better, which is quite a feat, considering the girl already looks pretty damn good sans glasses. But add the Tina Fey nerdy hot look, and we got ourselves a winner here, kids. Rachel Bilson pitches men’s tents by pitching Bongo jeans after the jump (as the kids these days say on their fancy websites.)

Now it’s not like I’ve seen every Australian TV show in existence, but — oh who am I kidding. The closest I ever came to seeing anything even remotely close to what could be called “Australian TV” is watching Mel Gibson in “Lethal Weapon” and other fine works of the man. And oh yeah, there was George Miller with his “Mad Max” franchise (again with Mel Gibson!), so that’s pretty, you know, Australian. Or at least, there were a lot of Aussies in the movie, up until Tina Turner showed up in the last one. What am I saying again? Oh right, here’s Rebecca Cartwright, an actress most known for her role in the Aussie show Home and Away, which I hear is pretty popular over that part of the world. On a level of 1 to 10 on the hotness scale, she gets a solid 8.

Let’s face it, it wasn’t bad enough that Ron Moore changed the gender of a popular character on Battlestar Galactica from a man to a woman, but when they made the woman a ball-busting, lesbian-ish pilot and cast Katee Sackhoff in the role, it didn’t help matters any. But lo and behold, Katee Sackhoff has since grown on us, and is looking better and better everytime she steps in front of a camera. Katee’s latest foray before the snapping turtle (yes, that’s what I call a camera, what of it?) has yielded some of her sexiest pictures yet. One of those pictures and a video of the EW shoot are below. Shields up, geeks!

Geez, how long has it been since the USA Network’s original TV show Burn Notice finished up its first season and went on hiatus? It seems like it’s been ages; or maybe I’m just longing for the show’s return, since it’ll also mean the return of Gabrielle Anwar to my TV screen on a daily basis. Sure, I could go out and buy her movies, but that means leaving my house for the first time in two decades and counting, and that ain’t gonna happen. Here’s crossing my fingers and waiting and waiting and waiting … but then again, Gabrielle Anwar is worth waiting for. Now if she’ll only lift that restraining order and answer my phone calls…

Now I don’t know what Wizard World is, or why anyone would attend (I’m guessing it’s very geek-centric), but I am happy they held the thing whenever they held it, because Summer Glau was there and glowing the way people talk about pregnant woman glowing. Obviously Summer Glau isn’t pregnant, but she is probably the hottest thing the geeks at Wizard World saw all year. Or at least, the ones who have never touched a woman, which I’m assuming is, like, 90% of them or thereabouts. (Please address all hate mail to my webhost. They’re making me say these things. No, really.) Where was I? Oh right, Summer Glau at Wizard World. She’s so hot I don’t even mind close-up shots of the wart or mole. (Seriously, she’s famous and rich, couldn’t she get that thing removed?)

Wait, so when did Maria Menounos become a big enough celebrity that paparazzi are now camping out in front of her house to snap pictures of the shockingly hot Entertainment Tonight host (she’s with Entertainment Tonight, right? I can never keep up with all these entertainment shows) as she went out for a jog around the neighborhood recently. Then again, it’s not like I’m complaining or anything. I mean, come on, look at Maria Menounos. When she’s not laughing like the Joker, she’s pretty friggin’ hot. Seriously, I had no idea. Wow. She makes me want to start jogging. Well, not really, but you know, kinda.