Halo’s Master Chief Comes to Dinner
What happens when a futuristic super soldier comes to dinner? Well for one, the little brother wets his pants with glee, and then the dad wets his pants with worry that Master Chief might be part of a Latino gang. Or at least that’s what happens when Master Chief from Halo fame comes to dinner in a MadTV comedy sketch. Check it out, it’s pretty funny, and one of the reasons why I think MadTV is, bar none, the best skit show on TV right now. Yes, even better than Saturday Night Live. I don’t care how “live” SNL is, but when a bunch of people in a skit has to constantly look offscreen to read their lines, it just kills the comedy for me.
Bar Refaeli in Arena Magazine
Does Bar Refaeli ever get tired of being called, “You know, that girl who dates Leonardo DiCaprio?” I don’t know, but she shouldn’t be, because let’s face it, how many people has ever dated Leo? Okay, okay, so a LOT of people have “dated” Leo, if by “dating” you mean get bang senseless by him at the drop of a hat if you’re tall and hot enough. And yes, Bar Refaeli is certainly hot enough. At least, hot enough for Arena Magazine to slap her on her front page and show off a ton of very, very nice interior pages. If Bar Refaeli is not Israel’s greatest import, like, EVER, then I don’t know what/who is.
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Nena Ristic
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Nena Ristic, a glamour model from Serbia who became famous because of her calendars. Her very, very nude wall calendars. And since we are not a nude site, we of course can’t post every single picture she’s ever done, so that leaves us with these tiny selections. Hey, it’s better than nothing, right? And if you really, really want to see her nude calendar pictures, just go to this thing called the interweb and do some googlin’. You know how to google, don’t you? Okay, now enjoy the non-nude pictures of Nena Ristic. Sigh. I hate our non-nude policy.
Brit Babe Invasion: Orlaith McAllister
Have I mentioned that I love Reality TV? Because you know, I really, really love Reality TV. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — if not for Reality TV, we would not have about, oh, 90% of the celebrity babes out there who are more than willing to lay it all on the line (or all off, as it were) in the variety of men’s magazines out there. One of the product of Big Brother (love this show!) Babe Making Machine is Orlaith McAllister; now I don’t know which season of Big Brother UK Orlaith McAllister was on, but man, I love that name! If I had an imaginary girlfriend, I’m calling her Orlaith, mark my words.
Alizee Jacotey in FHM France
Alizee Jacotey, otherwise known by her fans and all of France as just Alizee (you know, kind of like Madonna, except minus the pretentious skankiness), is in the latest issue of FHM’s France edition. The French pop starlet doesn’t get too risque, wearing a bustier on the cover and a couple of insert pics that are pretty, but nothing extraordinary. Which makes me wonder if the French have lost a lot of their flair. Why, I remember the day when every French FHM issue was full of naked hot babes. Wait, no, I’m thinking about the magazine I was making in my basement for a while there, not FHM. Nevermind.
Latin Flavor: Karina Bacchi
There is absolutely nothing wrong with our Latin Flavor for the day, Brazilian model and actress Karina Bacchi, that a reversal of that lip botox or whatever it is she did to her lips to get them that plump wouldn’t fix. Of course I’m going out on a limb to say that Karina Bacchi’s lips have been, shall we say, touched, or am I? It’s just a matter of personal taste; I don’t care for those kinds of Angelina Jolie lips unless they’re attached to Angelina Jolie herself. But enough about my dislikes. Karina Bacchi hails from Brazil, and too plump lips notwithstanding, she’s got the kind of body we love in our Latin Flavor entries — curvaceous and va-va-vooming all the way to Heaven.
Family Guy’s Top 10 Funniest Moments
My daily readers (yes, all three of you) know that I’m something of a Family Guy fanatic. It’s a really funny show, and thanks to my insomnia and insanely constant re-runs on the Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim hours, I’ve seen pretty much every episode about a dozen times. Or two or three. So some guy recently compiled Family Guy’s Top 10 Funniest Moments. Now I don’t know how this dude managed to condense it into a Top 10 list, because if I was in charge, it would be, like, a Top 30 or something. Cause, you know, I love me some Funny Guy clips. Anyhoo. Check it out, and see if you agree. (And if you don’t just, er, don’t tell me about it.)
Vivica A. Fox Denies Oral Sex Tape Rumors
I’m having something of a dilemma here. On the one hand, the idea of Vivica A. Fox giving some guy oral pleasures is pretty damn hot stuff, but on the other hand Vivica A. Fox is 44-years old. And come on, that’s pretty damn old! So what am I talking about? Well there are rumors that there is a tape featuring Vivica A. Fox “on her knees” giving oral sex to an unnamed ex-boyfriend, shot using a cellphone camera, floating around. Fox apparently didn’t know she was being recorded; oops, because the boyfriend later sent the footage in emails to his friends to brag about it. Fox’s people have, of course, denied the rumors. Again, I’m having something of a dilemma here. As you can see from her Smooth magazine appearance below, Vivica A. Fox is still a pretty damn hot woman, but then again, she is 44-years old…
Miss France 2008 Valerie Begue Has Been A Bad Girl
Well, it’s certainly good to know that America isn’t the only country where the beauty queens are more famous for being uber stupid and really slutty. The Brits helped out with Danielle Lloyd, and now the French have added their own bad girl to the growing list of Beauty Queens Gone Wild. Her name is Valerie Begue, and she is Miss France 2008. After Valerie Begue won the crown, suggestive (and nude) photos of her showed up in a magazine called Entreuve. The organizers of the pageant wanted to strip Valerie Begue (heh heh, no pun intended) of her crown, but after a lot of talking, she kept it, although she won’t be allowed to represent France in international contests. Huh? Anyhoo, here are those Entreuve pictures of Valerie Begue. I wonder what she’s licking there…
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Ludmilla Radchenko
What is it about a pretty woman wearing a two-piece bikini by the poolside while sporting some very high do-me heels? Um, I don’t know, but damn, is it ever sexy. Am I right or am I right? Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Ludmilla Radchenko, a former beauty queen who hails from Russia, where she participated in the “Miss Russia” competition. Ludmilla has since parlayed her modeling work into TV work, with roles in “Il viaggio” in 2005 and episodes of the Italian TV series “R.I.S. - Delitti imperfe”, which as you all know, I never miss. Even though I don’t speak a lick of Italian. Um. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Josie Maran in Fitness Magazine
I guess losing Dancing with the Stars was the best thing that ever happened to actress/model Josie Maran. Or at the very least, being on the show sure helped her get “out there” to the masses. Which sort of explains why people go on that show in the first place, because let’s face it, it sure as hell ain’t for the ballroom dancing. After appearing in Maxim and Shape magazine, Josie Maran has now shown up on the cover of Fitness Magazine. And why not? The woman has the kind of body that just doesn’t quit, and was made for magazine covers, especially in a two-piece bikini. Me likely very muchy!
Latin Flavor: Isabel Madow
I know nothing about our Latin Flavor, Isabel Madow, except that she’s quite the babe. Here’s Wikipedia to fill us in: “She began her career appearing as the always silent secretary of television host Brozo the Clown (played by Victor Trujillo). After she left the program she entered the Mexican edition of Big Brother VIP; later she flew to Spain to participate temporarily in that country’s edition, where she was filmed being intimate with one of the contestants. She appeared in the cover of the Mexican edition of Playboy in May, 2005. Currently she stars a theatre play and has plans to become a singer.” Oooh, another Big Brother alum. What CAN’T that show do?
Celebrity Apprentice Babe Tiffany Fallon
Let’s face it, chances of me watching Celebrity Apprentice is zero to nil, which is to say, I might watch it if I accidentally fall asleep one day and then woke up with the TV on and the show was playing. That kind of chance. But I saw Tiffany Fallon, one of Donald Trump’s celebrity apprentices (they’re playing for charity, in case you were wondering) on a talk show talking about the show (they’ve apparently already shot it and the winner has been chosen and everything), and wow, she is quite a looker. A little Googling reveals Tiffany Fallon to be a former Playboy playmate, beauty queen, and now, Reality TV star. Let’s take a closer look at Tiffany Fallon’s assets, shall we? Oh yes, I like what I see, alright…
Canadian Goodness with Skye Sweetnam
I know what you’re thinking: Wait, a cute singer from Canada? Why, it has to be Avril Lavigne, right? Not quite. Her name is Skye Sweetnam, a nineteen year old Canadian singer from Ontario, which if my geography lessons on Sundays tell me anything, is somewhere between Florida and California. Or thereabouts. Wait, did I say Canada? Um, nevermind. I’ve been listening to her song “Human” (music video below) and I guess I would call it pop. Or maybe slightly alternative pop. Then again, it’s not like I’m a music expert or anything, so stop expecting so much from me, sheesh. I hate your high expectations.
Random Supermodel of the Day: Iva Kubelkova
Our Random Supermodel of the Day Iva Kubelkova is from the Czech Republic with love. Or maybe not with love. Hey, I don’t know what’s in the woman’s mind, so who knows if she’s got lovin’ in her heart for you boys or not. Stop demanding so much of me! Ahem. Where was I? Oh right, Iva Kubelkova is a really hot supermodel (or maybe she’s just your standard international model, either/or) from the Czech Republic, where rumor has it she was living in a mud hut before someone spotted her and got her into modeling. I’m sure that’s how the story goes. Or maybe not. Um, remember our talk about expecting too much from me? Yeah, that.
Sunday Treat: Catrinel Menghia
What day isn’t a good day for lingerie pictures of the very special Catrinel Menghia? I don’t know if there is such a thing, and if you ever find one, please just ignore me and don’t send it to me, because frankly, I don’t care and I don’t want to know. Having said that, Catrinel Menghia is a Romanian supermodel, though how “super” is that supermodel tag, I don’t know, and for that matter, it doesn’t really have any impact on this point, which is as gratuitous as any posting I’ve made of a hot girl can possibly get. But I digress. Catrinel Menghia and lingerie. Please to enjoy.
Petra Nemcova in Maxim
It’s always odd to see supermodels in men’s magazines like Maxim, Stuff, etc, because let’s face it, these girls spend most of their time half-naked anyway, so is there really anything extra to seeing them, um, more dressed than usual in the pages of Maxim? Not really, but you know what, I’m not going to complain too much, especially when Petra Nemcova is involved. Heck, I’m not even going to complain because these pictures of Petra Nemcova in the latest issue of Maxim is kind of weak, in the sense that the girl is almost TOO covered up — eh, please to enjoy.
Political Heat: Amy Holmes
She’s in her thirties, she’s super hot, she’s a Republican, and she’s been on CNN, the FOX News Channel, and that other channel that no one watches, but covers politics, too. And she’s no dummy, either. Amy Holmes graduated from Princeton University with a BA in Economics, which is pretty damn impressive. And did I mention that she’s really hot? Yup, I might have. Amy Holmes is the kind of girl that makes you watch political news shows — with the sound turned off, of course. Plus, she has really cool hair. You don’t see a whole lot of politico folks with cool hair, but Amy Holmes does.
Martina Hingis Suspended 2 Years for Positive Cocaine Test
Steroids are running rampant in sports. Marion Jones, Roger Clemens — pretty much everyone we’ve looked up to for their athletic prowess have been proven to be cheaters. But what about the athletes that we’ve looked up to for their hotness? Not so hot there either, apparently. According to some dudes at the International Tennis Federation, the former Swiss Miss Martina Hingis has been suspended for two years after she had tested positive for cocaine at Wimbledon last year. As a result, Hingis will have to pay back the $129,481 she won and other assorted shaming. Of course, this would all have been much more stunning if, er, Hingis wasn’t already retired from tennis. Oh well.
The Hot List: The 20 Sexiest Photo Collections of 2007
Hot Transformers babes, American Idol sex scandals, and good girls gone bad — just some of the many themes that appeared on the Interweb in 2007. The guys over at CO-ED Magazine have made a list and they’re checking it twice: the 20 sexiest photo collections that can be found on the web. (And yes, we are linked on a couple of them. Yay for us! Finally, after years of toiling in my parent’s basement and attic — they sometimes move me from place to place, I don’t know why, something to do with “proper company” — I am being recognized for the genius that I am.) Check out the full list by clicking here. (Or you could have clicked on the Co-Ed link above. What-ev.)
