The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Holy crap! Did you just see that? Yup, it was live and it was real — a ball girl at a Triple A baseball game (that’s minor league for those of you who don’t habla baseball) really did just leap into the far wall, pushed off once, landed on another wall, and caught a flying baseball coming at her at who knows how many miles per second with a simple twist of her body. Take a look at the outfielder’s reaction when the girl tosses him the ball and casually runs back to her chair to take her seat. Holy cow! Someone either get this girl a gymnastics scholarship or sign her up for the WNBA! See for yourself. Quite possibly the most amazing catch I’ve seen on a baseball field — by a girl!

What’s that, you say? Already another dose of Natalie Martinez? Well yeah, why the hell not? And stop judging me! I’m only human. When I see a fresh pretty lady I tend to become obsessed with her. Mind you, not the “hide outside her window in a bush leering” type of obsession, but more the, “Gee, I sure would like to see more movies she’s been in” type of obsession. Which, I think, isn’t all that bad; definitely less slobbering, for sure. Anyways, here is more of Natalie Martinez, who can be seen in the upcoming “Death Race” remake with Jason Statham. How will you recognize her in the movie? Easy: she will be playing the hottest grease monkey in the history of grease monkey movie history.

So why are we already posting another pictorial of former Big Brother UK loser Stephanie McMichael? Um, one, because she’s super hot, and what’s the point of having a website if you can’t post as many super hot chicks as possible? And two, she’s a flash in the pan, and there’s no telling how long she’s going to last. Let’s face it, the Big Brother machine pumps out a dozen girls like Stephanie McMichael a week, so there’s no guarantee Stephanie McMichael will still be showing off that body a week or month from now, much less a year, so let’s get our fill of her now before it’s all over. Here’s her latest spread in Nuts magazine. Yup. The girl’s got it goin’ on, alright.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Tatiana Zavialova, a Russian model from Dmitrievka, Kazakhstan, which I think still makes her Russian. Or maybe not. If not Russian, what is she, then, Kazakhstanian? Wait, is that the same place where Borat came from? I don’t know, but I’ll definitely find out. And of course by definitely find out, what I mean is, I’m going to pretend I’m going to find out, but not really, cause, you know, being lazy and whatnot. Anyways, Tatiana Zavialova stands 5′9″, and as far as I know, has never really broken through into the big time of modeling, i.e. Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret. Then again, as my research is nil, eh, what do I know. Please to enjoy.

You know, I’ve been watching Lauren Holly on and off in the movies for a while now (and now on the small tube on the CBS show Navy NCIS), and I never once thought to myself, “Dude, Lauren Holly is packing!” But you know what? I finally said that after seeing these pictures of Lauren Holly. I don’t know if she went under the knife or what post-Jim Carrey, but I just never remembered Lauren Holly as packing this much heat before. And it’s not like she’s pregnant, eithe, which has been known to increase the size of the prize, if you know what I mean; or at least, she doesn’t look preggars in these pics. So enjoy some celebrity cleavage courtesy of Lauren Holly. Holy mother that is some sweet’ums.

In a recent interview, Heroes star Ali Larter lamented that once upon a time, she was considered too fat for Hollywood. Which is shocking, considering that, well, Ali Larter is probably one of the fittest actresses in Hollywood today. But hey, that’s lalaland for you, if you’re not stick and bones like Nicole Richie, you’re “too fat”. We would like to assure Ali Larter that she’s looking extremely good, and that we’d tap that ass even if it was covered in fire ants. We hope that makes Ali Larter feel better, because we certainly do after seeing her in this all-too-brief swimsuit spread for Allure magazine.

You know, I don’t think Monica Bellucci will ever be NOT hot in my book. When she’s 60, the woman will probably still be hotter than anything that has ever come out of Italy. I mean, even better than, you know, spaghetti, and let’s face it, spaghetti is pretty damn tasty, so it’s gonna take a lot to top it. But Monica Bellucci is definitely right up there, alongside spaghetti and pasta. Okay, so this post is going way overboard, and seems to have lost its way, and I blame it on Family Guy. I’m watching it right now, and Brian has just found out he has a kid, and as it turns out, the kid is a punk ass and weed head. It’s funny. And oh yeah, Monica Bellucci is very hot in this issue of OK magazine.

So it’s Sarah Nordin and Raquel Ferreira in Maxmen magazine. And no, I don’t know who Sarah Nordin and Raquel Ferreira are, and I’m not even going to pretend like, you know, how I normally pretend. All I know is this: they’re both incredibly hot, and they’re both in two-piece bikinis. One is blonde (and actually looks a little like a combination of Marisa Miller and Rachel Hunter), and the other is brunette. Individually, they’re women I know nothing about, but together, in the same magazine, they’re two women I know absolutely nothing about, but that won’t stop me from feeling tingly all over, you know, “down there”. And did I mention they’re both really, really awesome hot? Especially together?

So what has Jennifer Aniston been up to since Friends was canceled? Well, she went into the movies with the box office bombs “Derailed” and “The Break-Up”, since everyone pretty much assumed that of all the Friends people, it would be Jennifer Aniston who would make it as a movie star. Alas, it didn’t really work out, as Jen’s (as her friends and guys who hide in bushes outside her house with telephoto lens call her) movie career sort of fizzled. But hey, that won’t stop us from marveling at the great legs that Jennifer Aniston possesses, which is surprising, as IMDB.com only lists her as standing a mere 5′5″. How is that possible? She looks practically Amazonian in this one pic (below). Damn tricky (but hot) photography.

Let’s face it, there’s nothing hotter than a really hot woman in high heels and wearing nothing but a two-piece bikini. It’s right up there with getting a sneak peak at Marisa Miller as she’s changing clothes and doesn’t know you’re hiding outside her window and winning the Superbowl and then punching every douche bag you’ve ever met in your life in the face. Okay, so maybe not so much the second one (unless, you know, you’re into that kind of thing). Having said that, here are some recent bikini pictures of Miranda Kerr strutting her stuff in high heels on the catwalk somewhere at a fashion show. Does the location matter? It’s all about the girl, the heels, and the bikini. Please to ogle.

I’ve been hearing some pretty bad things about Mike Myers’ latest stab at comedy, “The Love Guru”. Words like “piece of turd” and “holy crap that movie blows” keeps coming up. But hey, it may be both those things, but it’s also our best chance to see and fantasize about Jessica Alba while she’s still in her fighting weight — i.e. before she got knocked up by the son of Satan, because let’s face it, anyone who ruins that perfectly good body needs a good ass kicking. Jessica Alba has a lot of things going for her, but acting ability ain’t one of them. And of course by “a lot of things” I mean Jessica Alba has only one thing going for her — her looks. And so, here are some choice images from Jessica Alba in “The Love Guru”. The film’s new tagline should be: “Hey, the movie may suck, but Jessica Alba is in it, and she’s not pregnant!” I’d buy it.

Are these pictures of Elizabeth Banks in the latest issue of Maxim what we’ve all been waiting for? Um, probably not. Yes, she’s looking good here, but then again, Elizabeth Banks could look good singing a parody song about Effin’ Seth Rogen, as disgusting and repulsive as the mere idea of such a song is to us. So yeah, I’d have liked to see Elizabeth Banks do a more risque, and dare I say it, more revealing spread for her first appearance in Maxim Magazine, but I ain’t gonna complain. Okay, okay, so I am complaining, but just a little. Elizabeth Banks in Maxim. Please to enjoy.

Our Latin Flavor of the day is Adriana Fonseca, a Mexican actress who hails from the port city of Veracruz in the Mexican State of Veracruz, which I’m told is nowhere near Chicago, Illinois, although the guy who told me that is Ed, and Ed is not so good at geography. But I’m going to take his word for it this time. (You better not be wrong, Ed!) So where was I? Oh right. Adriana Fonseca. Besides winning “El rostro de El Heraldo de México” in 1997 (I have no idea what that is; don’t even ask), and is probably best known for playing Montserrat Linares in the TV show Bajo las riendas del amor. I guess. It’s not like I know for sure or anything. The girl is hot and here she is. Nuff said.

NBC’s long-running My Name is Earl TV show is notable for two things — the hero is a dumb ass redneck who is probably dumber than a big dumb rock, and two, it’s got the hot and really spicy Nadine Velazquez playing a motel cleaning lady who used to be a stripper. Her big stripper dance? Bouncing up and down to the song “Jump Around” by House of Pain. They even did a whole episode on it. Here’s Nadine Velazquez in the August issue of Maxim Magazine. She was in the magazine way back in 2005, but this is the 2008 version, and while not necessarily new and improved, she’s just as hot as we remembered. I’m not a fan of the hair style, though, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers. The bikini works like gangbusters, though.

I know what you’re thinking: “Wait, wasn’t it just a month ago that you made an entry for Esther Canadas”? Well, yeah, but you know, that was a month ago, and a month ago a lot of things has happened. For instance, Hillary Clinton dropped out of the Democratic Presidential race, Barack Obama became the Messiah, and John McCain beat a little kid up and took his lollipop. I mean, damn, who would have seen that last one coming? See what I mean? A month ago is another lifetime ago. So, you know, enjoy some more Esther Canadas, because if you don’t — well, you won’t. Don’t be a wonter, be a doer.

Meet Australia’s Laura Dundovic, the Australian’s official entry into the Miss Universe pageant, which is different from the Miss World pageant. You see, while Miss World is only for this little green ball we call Earth, Miss Universe is for all the cosmos, like, EVER. Which, when you think about it, makes it a little presumptuous — what, there isn’t a hotter alien species somewhere out there other than us? Human beings are such vain asses. Anyhoo, here are some bikini shots of Miss Australia’s Laura Dundovic. The Miss Universe pageant, officially the 57th holding of the pageant, is being held in Vietnam this year. Yes, Viet-friggin’-Nam. Wow. Aren’t we still at war with them or something? Chuck Norris is gonna be pissed.

Sa-weet! Someone out there in Hollywood was smart enough to get the gorgeous babe from the Sci Fi Channel’s canceled The Dresden Files another prime-time weekly gig. Valerie Cruz, who played tough cop chick and all-around hottie Connie Murphy on Dresden will be joining the cast of Showtime’s Dexter Season 3. She won’t be a cop this time (too bad, she did hot cop very well), but will be playing a character’s wife on the show. Boooo! Besides Dexter, you can also catch Valerie in the upcoming “No Man’s Land: The Rise of Reeker”, which I think is a horror movie. A horror sequel, actually. Bleh. And did I mention that Valerie Cruz is hot?

Who does Tricia Helfer play on the second season of Burn Notice? I’m guessing she’s the voice on the other end of the phone with Michael at the end of season 1. That should provide Helfer plenty to do in the coming season, as Michael attempts to outmaneuver her and her mystery “company” that he sort of went to work for at the end of Season 1. But who knows. All I know is that Tricia Helfer shows up on the second episode of Season 2, titled “Turn and Burn”, but not in the first episode, “Breaking and Entering”. Mind you, we won’t really miss her in the first episode, because Gabrielle Anwar is still there. Check out promo images from the first two episodes of Burn Notice Season 2. The show returns to the USA Network in July.

Let’s face it, if there ever was the model of British MILFdom, you needn’t look any further than former model turned actress turned model turned simply hot British chick Elizabeth Hurley. I have nothing else to add to that sentence, but just to fill out this post, here are some trivial about Elizabeth Hurley that I have blatantly cribbed from IMDB.com: 1) She was “considered” for a role in the James Bond movie “Goldeneye” (my guess is it’s the Izabella Scorupco role, and not the Xenia Onatopp role played by Famke Janssen); 2) Dated cheap ho-humpin’ Hugh Grant for a whopping 13 years before the whole cheap ho-humpin’ incident in L.A. And finally, 3) She’s quoted as saying, “I’d kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.” Hey-yo!

You know, I make fun of a lot of celebrities here, but I gotta admit, I really think Angelina Jolie is doing a hell of a job out there beyond the borders of movieland. The woman is really just a saint. How could you look this good, have such uber MILF credentials, and still find time to visit sick kids in Africa and do public service announcements for refugee relief? When you’re this hot, you’re not supposed to care about such things; only ugly people dedicate themselves to charity, right? Not so with Angelina Jolie. In fact, she’s doing such good work, I’m loathe to make sexual innuendos about her. Mind you, I’m not going to stop, but you know, I actually think twice now. Here’s her PSA.