The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Remember that old Saturday Night Live skit with Will Ferrell as one of those really lame personalities on a morning talk show, where the teleprompter suddenly dies and Ferrel and his co-host goes nuts, eventually becoming cannibals — all because the teleprompter refuses to “give them words” to read? Well apparently that’s not so far fetch. Here’s an old clip of Fox News’ Bill Oreilly blowing a huge gasket after he doesn’t quite “get” what his producers are trying to say on the teleprompters. Either that, or Bill doesn’t like Sting. Either way, it’s funny as hell, and shows you two sides of Bill O’Reilly — check out how quickly he shifts from nice on-air guy that’s all smiles to a raving lunatic throwing out f-bombs and verbally abusing his studio guys. Holy crap, this one’s gonna go around for a while!

I’ve always thought Lisa Edelstein was an ignored babe on FOX’s House. Of course, it’s not easy getting some attention when you have Jennifer Morrison in the cast with you. Then the producers went and added Olivia Wilde, whose character may or may not be a lesbian, and Lisa is once again put on the back burner, as it were. Thankfully she had a pretty nice role in last night’s episode, in which House ends up in a stripclub (where else?) after having been in an accident. He discovers that he was in a bus that crashed, and that someone needs his help, but he can’t remember who. Great episode, great ending, and Lisa Edelstein stripping in House’s brain was also nice, too. Screencaps from that scene forthwith.

Apparently Cynthia Nixon is gay. Did you know that? I didn’t. Then again, it’s not likel I care. As all five readers of the site knows, the only reason I don’t stab myself in the eye whenever someone mentions “Sex and the City” is because of Kristen Davis. She is, as the kids say, sooooooo hawt. In any case, Cynthia Nixon is apparently gay, and has been for a while (like, four years or something), and she’s talking about wanting a gay wedding because it’s “rebellious”. Oh who am I kidding. I can barely muster up the faux enthusiasm to write this crap. Here are some pictures of four totally hot chicks who dressed up as the girls from “Sex and the City” at the movie’s premiere in London. Wait, did I say “hot chicks”? I mean, pretty much the only hot one is the one posing as Kristen Davis. Just like in real life!

Australian supermodel and newest Victoria’s Secret gal Miranda Kerr was recently somewhere selling something called Heavenly Kiss, which I think is a shoe or something, for her slave masters at Victoria’s Secret (I spit on your need for research — PFFT!), and she was looking awfully good doing it, too. But then again, she is a world renown supermodel, after all, so looking awfully good doing things is pretty much the only criteria she had to meet, and oh my does Miranda Kerr ever meet said criteria. In fact, I’m pretty sure she would look stunning beating a baby seal with a club, which, I hear, the Victoria’s Secret models have to do at least once a month in order to maintain their girlish figure.

Let’s be honest here: Bai Ling with clothes on is not always a pretty sight. Forget for one moment that Godawful haircut she’s been sporting for the last few years (seriously, girl, hire a stylist, you can afford it!), but she’s got a rail-thin body that, with clothes draped over her, doesn’t quite look right. But you know what? Shockingly these bikini pictures of Bai Ling is not all bad. Sure, she could use a couple of more pounds on those bones, but you have to admit, she doesn’t look half bad. I mean, it’s not as if you can see her bones or anything; she’s not disgustingly skinny the way Nicole Richie was a few years ago pre-preggers. So give the girl that, if nothing else.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Chelina Manuhutu, a 6-foot tall 23-year old Dutch model from the Netherlands, who according to her Myspace page, used to be a member of a band, but has since given stage life up for the much more satisfying (at least to those of us who gets to see her pictures) life of a world-renown model. Or at least she’ll be world-renown once she makes it onto the pages of Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated, because let’s face it, until you’ve graced those two Holy Grails of Modeling, you’re just another pretty face in the crowd. But oh my, what a pretty face (and body) Chelina Manuhutu has. I’d go Dutch with that in a heartbeat.

This is just awesome. Seriously, just bloody awesome. An amateur photographer on safari in South Africa ran across a pride of lions just laying in wait for a family of Cape Buffaloes. When they get close enough, the lions strike, giving chase. The two adult buffaloes get away, but the lions manage to catch the baby buffalo and send it into the river. But that’s not the end of it. As the pride is trying to drag the defeated baby buffalo out of the river, a crocodile shows up and wants a piece! But wait, that’s not the end of it! Did I mention that the baby buffalo had parents, and his parents have friends? Lots and lots of friends…?

What’s that, you say? Isn’t The Hills fake to begin with anyway, and they’re all acting on it? Well, maybe, but it’s still not officially a fictional show, so, you know, go with the Reality TV stuff they’re trying to sell. Anyhoo. Audrina, following in the footsteps of faux MTV reality TV star Kristin Cavallari, has made the leap to acting. She’ll be co-starring in a direct-to-DVD sequel to the Jessica Alba bikini-fest called “Into the Blue”. This one will be called, strangely enough, “Into the Blue 2″, and will also co-star another TV hottie, Laura Vandervoort from Smallville. And yeah, I’m guessing they’ll be a lot of hunky guys walking around without their shirts too, for all you girls (and some guys) out there.

British actress Anna Popplewell shares something in common with another British lass who got a really big job her first time out and ended up doing it for years and years. I’m talking, of course, of Emma Watson, who has since grown up into a fine looking little lady before our eyes. Likewise with “Chronicles of Narnia’s” Anna Popplewell, who has really grown up since the first “Narnia” movie, and now is a full blown woman/babe in “Prince Caspian”. And yes, the fact that she seems to really know her way around the bow and arrow she’s working in these photos adds to the hotness like hotcakes. “Prince Caspian” opens May 16, followed by the third in the trilogy, “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader” sometime in 2010.

Monday blows, but former Hollyoaks girl (and now Life is Wild girl?) Tiffany Mulheron makes it that just a little bit more bearable. And if you know me at all, then you know that Mondays are particularly bad for me, mostly because I have to make an effort to get up very early in the morning and steal my neighbor’s newspaper. (You know, like in the comic strips and old timey TV shows? Yup, I still do it.) Now if you know my neighbor, then you know taking his newspaper is pretty hard to do. The guy is what people call a light sleeper, and I have to tip toe across his lawn to get to his paper. Then there’s his dog, who wakes up early on Mondays, which forces me to wake up even earlier. So you know, Monday blows. Tiffany Mulheron, though, does not. Especially in a bikini.

Let’s face it, Hillary Clinton isn’t going to be the first woman President in the United States, regardless of how many feminists burn their bras and crusade to get her elected. Is it because Americans aren’t ready for a female President? Eh, who knows. Maybe it’s those thunder thighs. Chances are if Hillary Clinton looked even a little bit like Italy’s new Minister of Equal Opportunity, Mara Carfagna, we might have given her the White House. The fact is, she doesn’t, and Mara Carfagna, a former beauty queen turned topless model turned politico turned the hottest Minister in all of Ministerdom, could probably get elected to Prime Minister if she ran. You gotta love the Italians. Or at least, ones that look like Mara Carfagna. Hey, we’re superficial that way.

Granted, you probably can’t figure out why Tila Tequila is famous, or even why she has a TV show on MTV where crazy whacked out freakazoids do battle to “get with her” (as the kids say — what, they still say that, don’t they?). Mind you, not that all that matters. The girl is certainly a looker, and her ability to squeeze into a two-piece bikini, such as in this spread for the June issue of Blender magazine, means you don’t need to “get” the girl to appreciate her. Famous for being famous? Probably. Do we mind? Duh. Of course not. Does a bear mind who gives him the free fish? (Yes, that makes perfect sense.)

She keeps trying to get out, but they keep pulling her back in! Yes, you heard the rumors, and it’s true — the CW is bringing back FOX’s Beverly Hills 90210. This isn’t the original show, remade, but it mind as well be. Instead, this will be some kind of spin-off show, and guess what? Jennie Garth is returning to the show and will be reprising her character Kelly Taylor. Mind you, not that I know who the hell Kelly Taylor is, but that’s what my TV just said, so I’m using this opportunity to post some really nice pictures of Jennie Garth. She is, as the kids say, hawt. So, um, tune into the CW. Better yet, don’t, and let’s hope it goes away very soon.

I love Charles Barkley. Not because he’s the smartest guy on TV, or the best basketball player to ever play the game despite being grossly overweight, but because it’s so fun watching him on TNT’s pre and post-game shows. I love the fact that Barkley will always say what he thinks, even when it turns out to be completely wrong. And let’s face it, even fans of Charles will have to say that the dude gets a lot of things wrong. Like, 9 out of 10 things he says turns out wrong, especially on basketball. But he’s a riot, and during a recent TNT showing, Charles got punked. Reading teleprompters are so easy that sometimes those reading it don’t even bother to think about what they’re reading. Here’s one such occasion. You’ve been punked, Charles!

It’s TGIF Friday! Wait, if you’ve already shortened Thank God It’s Friday to TGIF, do you then still have to add the extra Friday at the end of TGIF? I don’t know, but people should really look into this so I can either keep using TGIF Friday without having to think about it, or drop the extra Friday completely. I mean, come on, what kind of country is this if we can’t get some scientists into a room to solve this for us? Anyhoo, here’s Marisa Miller, your weekend send-off. Got errands to run over the weekend? Things to do? Girls to mack on? Let Marisa Miller be your guide. Marisa Miller in a two-piece bikini, of course.

Gemma Merna plays a character name Carmel McQueen on the British TV show Hollyoaks, and has appeared on the Reality TV sorta game show Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack, and showed up as an extra on the show Little Britain. Aside from all that, she’s got quite the rack on her, and she isn’t afraid to show it off. In fact, Gemma Merna isn’t just unafraid to show off what God gave her, she spends most of her time looking for places to pop out. Okay, maybe that last part isn’t true, but just for the sake of our fantasies, we’re going to pretend it is. Here’s Gemma Merna in the latest issue of Nuts magazine. Yup. You’d be nuts not to salivate all over these pics.

Talk about Brit Babe Invasion! Rachel Shelley has really invaded American soil, with roles on Showtime’s The L Word and CBS’ The Ghost Whisperer. Now you would think I would have noticed Rachel Shelley before, since I have an affinity for lesbians, and shows about lesbians. But hey, I haven’t watched The L Word since, well, it came on the air. Which is to say, I’ve never actually seen the show, which seems like a real shame, considering that I, as previously mentioned, happens to love lesbians. In fact, I would love to love them all night and all day long, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Hint hint, etc. Here’s some Rachel Shelley, who looks like she should be wrestling instead of acting. The girl’s got some nice muscle tones there…

Now I’m not a Stephen Colbert fan or anything. I think the guy is funny, but I’ve seen him on the Daily Show, and he works in two to five minute spurts, but a whole show around him doing his shtick? I don’t think I could take it. But even as a non-fan, I know he’s been doing this gag where he challenged South Korean pop star and now “Speed Racer” actor Rain (or Bi, as he’s also known) to a dance off. Apparently Rain has been saying no — UNTIL NOW. So yes, there’s Colbert cleaning the cameras in his studio late at night when Rain arrives for the much-anticipated dance off. I have to admit, Colbert is pretty funny here, but pretty much only because he’s not doing his jackass shtick.

No, seriously, he does. Here’s the press release. (Now would they send out a press release if it wasn’t true?) “”…When he isn’t protecting Gotham City from various villains in the Batmobile as his alter ego, Batman, billionaire Bruce Wayne’s vehicle of choice is one of Lamborghini’s sexiest super sports car ever built, the Lamborghini Murcielago LP640.” See? Check out the smooth ride below. Batman, of course, chooses his in black. What self-respecting vigilante of the night wouldn’t? Sure beats the Batmobile when you’re taking a gal out on the town. More legroom for, you know, other stuff.

Bye bye, Jason Castro. The dreadlocked one was booted from American Idol earlier today, leaving only three finalists vying for the Season 7 AI crown. They are: David Cook, David Archuleta and Syesha Mercado. If I had to pick a winner, I would go with David Cook, but I have a sneaking suspicion (call me crazy) that the little tyke David Archuleta will come out on top without even a contest. The kid hasn’t been even close to being eliminated this year, and he’s not going to be in the next three weeks. Syesha, the last girl standing, will be gone by next week, leaving the two Davids. And with the kids still voting, Archuleta’s got this thing sown up. How predictable, American Idol.