What’s that, you say? You want more of Katrina Kaif? Well damn, okay, don’t write me letters, here she is! Who is Katrina Kaif? She is a Bollywood actress, and although I’ve never seen one of her movies, she’s certainly worth keeping up with, if only because that is one gorgeous face and that body ain’t too shabby, either. She’s got 5 movies coming out in 2008, which, by Bollywood standards, I’m told that’s actually not that many. The average actresses do 30 movies a year. Or at least that’s what my Indian buddy Kareem tells me, but then again, he’s always been such a liar.
From the wonderful wide world of the Big Brother universe (or is that the wonderful wide universe of Big Brother?), comes another blonde hottie from Down Under, aka Australia. Her name is Jo Ashton, and has she done anything post her appearance on Big Brother Australia? I have absolutely no idea. One hopes so, because let’s face it, that is one fine looking woman, and it would suck if she disappeared into a kitchen somewhere in the suburbs cooking for some dork who works at the local electrical power company. Or some such. Anyhoo, a small dose of Jo Ashton to chew on.
Our Latin Flavor of the day is one Zaira Nara. Who is Zaira Nara? Um, besides the fact that she’s a real gem when modeling a two-piece bikini (which she seems to do often, if these pictures are any indication), I have absolutely no idea. And you know what? I don’t care to find out. Call me superficial, call me lacking in substance, call me anything, as long as you call me, because I’m so gosh darn lonely. Seriously, someone please call me! Ahem. Where was I? Oh right, Zaira Nara is really hot, and we’d like to thank her genes for the hard work. It’s much appreciated.
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged? Damn. I didn’t even know they were dating! Then again, it’s not like I keep up with celebrity dating habits, mostly because these people date different people every other day, and I just don’t care nearly enough. But hey, whenever someone manages to not only nab Scarlett Johansson, but take her off the market for the rest of us, then I’m very interested. Word from the
Gwyneth Paltrow is always hit and miss with me. On the one side, she’s got that classic Hollywood beauty about her, one of those faces when you see you think, “Now that’s how an American beauty should look like.” On the negative side, she apparently didn’t like being American enough, so she hopped across the pond to marry a Brit and named her kid Apple, of all things. But if you’ve seen the commercials for “Iron Man”, then you know Gwyneth Paltrow is back to her Hollywood hotness phase. Here she is in GQ Magazine, looking hotter than I’ve ever seen her. This is what we call sexy classy without being slutty. Take notes, Christina Aguilera, et al.
Wikipedia describes parkour as, “an activity with the aim of moving from one point to another as efficiently and quickly as possible, using principally the abilities of the human body.” Basically, “pulling a Jackie Chan”. It was founded by a French guy name David Belle, which explains why the French are very good at it. The guys, anyway. But what about the girls? Um, not so much. Someone put this professionally made video about some “parkour girls” in London. Apparently this is one of those, “if guys can do it, we can do it better” deals. The problem is, they can’t do it better. See the comparisons for yourself.
Pamela David is an Argentinian model and TV host, and what the kids would call really, really hot. Or if this was the late ’90s, and Jim Carrey’s movie “The Mask” had just come out, they would call her ssssssssssssssssmoking. Either way you put it, the woman is worth revisiting every now and then, especially when she keeps putting out very nice looking pictures of herself in a bikini or lingerie, because let’s face it, when God gives you this face and that body, hiding it behind a layer of clothing is just downright criminal and just not right. Thank God for Pamela David and her ability to wear as little clothes as possible.
Well color me disappointed. When I heard that Cameron Diaz was going to be in FHM, I had expected something a little more, well, risque. Or at least, a lot more sexy than Cameron Diaz in a black nightie lounging around. Are you kidding me? This is coming from Cameron Diaz, a former model even before she picked up the acting game? Anyways, this latest appearance by Cameron Diaz in FHM is, of course, to promote her new movie “What Happens in Vegas”, which is liable to get buried at the box office when all the superhero movies come out at the same time. And showing up mostly dressed in FHM ain’t gonna help, Cammie. Geez, she was hotter in some of the NON men’s magazines like GQ, etc.
Our latest fine looking Italian from the land of spices is Beatrice Borromeo, a tall, thin model who is just a Victoria’s Secret catwalk away from becoming labeled an internationally renown supermodel. Instead, she’ll just have to settle for “queen of our lustful hearts”, or as the kids back in school used to put it, she’s the kind of girl who makes you walk with your school books held tight against your body, and very low, if you know what I mean, and I think all the boys out there know what I mean. Ahem. In any case, Beatrice Borromeo is originally from San Candido, Italy, which I think is about a mile or two from Barcelona. Or maybe it’s closer to San Diego. Look, I don’t own a map, okay? Anyhoo, enjoy.
Our Latin Flavor of the day is one Claudia Lizaldi, who is yet another product of the Wonder World of Big Brother Reality TV show, which is, as you might expect, as “realistic” as Britney Spears trying to convince you she’s not the world’s most terrible mother. After her stint on the Mexican version of Big Brother, Claudia Lizaldi parlayed her runner-up status into gigs on TV, including “Fea más bella, La”, “Oreja, La”, and of course, the one Mexican TV show I never miss, “Vecinos”, cause you know, I love me my “Vecinos”. (I think it means “chicken” in Spanish.) And oh yeah, there are all those modeling in men’s magazines, which is why we really love her.
Apparently TV Guide has a special issue where they list all the sexiest actors on TV, or something like that. I only know that TV Guide has been putting out a lot of pictures with some very sexy starlets from the world of the Idiot Tube, such as Katee Sackhoff (previously posted), Jennifer Love Hewitt (not previously posted) and now House’s Olivia Wilde. Olivia is one of those girls who has a great face, and that body is pretty great, too, but it can look way too thin at times, although she looks pretty darn healthy and fit in this picture. Hollywood starlets are so body conscious, that sometimes they don’t eat for months. No, really. Here’s Olivia Wilde in TV Guide looking good and junk.
Katee Sackhoff is sexy. If you haven’t realized that by now, then you just haven’t been keeping track of Katee as she has begun her post-Battlestar Galactia media blitz. Whoever is running Katee’s campaign knows that she needs a makeover in the public eye, not a surprise considering that her character on the show is basically the biggest butch in the galaxy. But Katee Sackhoff the actress is anything but butch. Here’s her appearance in TV Guide’s recent special issue of sexy TV stars. Yummy. I’d battle Cylons for that!
I was watching “Meet the Spartans” a few days ago (and God, what a piece of turd that one was, the only time I laughed was during the Britney Spears segments; what can I say, Nicole Parker is a riot), it occurred to me that after all these years, Carmen Electra is still pretty damn hot. One of these days those looks will go, and in fact, they’re starting to go now, but until they completely go, we’re going to keep remind you that Carmen Electra is still smoking hot when the clothes come off and the bra and panties come out to play.
I’m telling you, I haven’t been this excited to play a videogame (a friggin’ videogame for God’s sake!) since, well, EVER. I’ve never been this excited to get my hands on a tiny disk that, once inserted into a gaming console, will have me staring like a mindless zombie at my high-def Samsung TV screen for hours on end. But Grand Theft Auto 4 is just that kind of game. Here’s another four-minute chase gamplay that really minds you that this thing is a major improvement over the previous installment. The graphics are just spectacular and the gameplay is just mind-blowing. You could drive that semi for DAYS and never get tired of it. Seriously, when was the last time you could say that with a straight face?
If you don’t know who Sonja Zietlow is, then you’re probably like 99% of the rest of the world. Sonja Zietlow is, as the title suggests, is a German celebrity, and what they call a “television presenter” overseas, or what we call a “TV host” in the States. According to
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is one Christina Stefanidi, a model from Greece, who, er, is Greek. According to IMDB.com, Christina appeared as herself in “TV tiglon”, a comedy talk show in, one presumes, Greece. Or maybe it’s in Mars for all I care, since the last time I bothered to do any research on our Random Foreign Babes of the Day was, oh, a few years ago, even before I even started this whole Random Foreign Babes of the Day thing, which, as you can imagine, is pretty damn amazing on my part. Wait, what? Nevermind. Christina Stefanidi. Please to ogle.
I had no idea Elle Magazine was so popular that they even have an edition in Russia. Seriously? People in Russia actually care about fashion? I thought they all drank Vodka, slip on the fur mink coats, and huddled around campfires in the back yard when it got really cold, which it rarely did, the whole place being built on an Indian burial ground and whatnot. But I digress. Bar Refaeli, aka Leonardo DiCaprio’s current girlfriend, is doing her supermodel thing in the pages of Elle’s Russian edition. The bra and panties look is outrageously hot, but the ones with the nerdy Tina Fey glasses are out of this world smoking hot.
Wow. Um. Wow. Okay, so I wasn’t totally against Scarlett Johansson releasing a musical album. After all, she’s wicked talented as an actress, so maybe, just maybe, she could be decent too as a musical artist. But, um, I don’t know, here’s Scarlett’s music video for “Falling Down”, her first single off her debut album, “Anywhere I Lay My Head”. It’s, uh, well, I don’t know. I thought her voice would be sweeter than that. Whoever this girl is that’s singing, it sounds like she’s smoked since she was 9, and is still doing 10 packs a day. But don’t take my word for it, judge for yourself. Does Scarlett Johansson suck as a singer, or not?
Remember the stunning news that Angie Everhart was engaged to midget actor Joe Pesci? And if you thought that was shocking, consider this: Pesci dumped her! No, I shit you not. In any case, Angie Everhart’s life has just gotten worst, because the sorta-actress was recently
I found this reveal very interesting, because I sort of swim in the world of TV and movie news, and I’ve begun seeing commercials and adverts for a new TV show called “Scarlet” all across the net, and I was very curious. Not least of all because I haven’t heard anything about it, and no one seems to be reporting it. Turns out, it wasn’t a TV show starring Natassia Malthe, it was in fact a TV commercial for LG’s new line of flatscreen TVs starring Natassia Malthe. Go figure. Check out some of the commercials below. Okay, so the commercials actually look like commercials, but the ads I’ve seen for the commercial actually makes it seem like a TV show. But in any case, now you know.

5 May 2008
Katrina Kaif