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So what’s our favorite Doritos pitchwoman Ali Landry been doing with herself? Well it sure ain’t been letting herself go, that’s for sure. Check out these awesome bikini pics of the lovely Ali Landry at the beach from a while ago. I don’t know what Doritos is doing not having her be on TV every day pitching their wares, because they’re missing out on the horny teen guys demographic. I’d buy a bag of Doritos tomorrow if Ali Landry was pitching it on TV, but since she’s not, I ain’t gonna.

Granted, Jessica Biel is supposed to be terrified in these pics from “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” remake, but even terrified the girl looks hot. Smoking hot. And it’s not like she’s skinny and bones, either. That’s a fine womanly body right there, kids, and she fills that jeans up like something that fills up a jeans really, really well. I love the way they tied up her shirt, too. Classy, wardrobe people! Check out Jessica Biel in all her jean hotness from “The Texas Chainsaw massacre”.

Wouldn’t it be funny if Trish Goff turned into a golf pro? I mean, think of all the clever headlines you could come up with for newspaper articles. Okay, maybe not that many. After a while, it’d probably get old pretty fast. Anyways, luckily for us, Trish Goff isn’t a pro golfer, but a pro modeler. That’s a word, right? She’s done gigs for Victoria’s Secret and all the fashion magazines, and tonight she’s guest starring in my fantasies. It’s very crowded in there, but I think I can squeeze her in.

It’s not stalking if it’s done with love. At least, that’s what I tell the cops.

“Women in Trouble” is an ensemble chick comedy. I would really, really like to see this ensemble chick comedy.

In case you haven’t been keeping track (and really, who has?), but the current Miss Universe is Stefania Fernandez from Venezuela, and as we are wont to do, here are some bikini pics of the lovely South American. I believe this is the first time the same country has won two years in a roll. Normally these international beauty pageants are like the UN, they try to be “fair” and give the crown to different countries, so the chances of the same country winning twice in a row is pretty tiny, but there you have it. Check out Stefania Fernandez and her bikini body. She’s only 18, too. Damn they grow them hot (and fast) down there.

Hey, remember Keeley Hazell? Of course you do. Sure, it’s been a while since we found out what was happening in the world of Keeley (remember, it’s Keeley Hazell’s world, we just live in it), but apparently she’s still selling Lynx Dry ads. Hey, a gal’s gotta make a living, and it beats digging ditches, though I’m sure the guys who dig ditches are probably saying to themselves, it beats cleaning sewage. What what are the guys cleaning sewage saying? Is there a worst job than that? Probably not. Anyways, Keeley. Lynx ads. Hot.

You know, it’s a shame that Latin lovely Roselyn Sanchez isn’t more famous than she is. Then again, it’s a shame that I’m not making millions, banging supermodels, and pretending to care about the environment on the weekends. But what are you gonna do, am I right? Anyways, here’s Roselyn Sanchez to brighten up the start of yet another long week, and you know what that means — yup, going into work and wondering if you’ll get fired today because of the crummy economy. Stupid crummy economy.

Funny and true story: everytime I go into my local electronics store, there’s a Shakira concert playing on the big screen TV. I guess whoever works there and is in charge of the electronics really, really likes Shakira. Or maybe he’s just fascinated by gyrating hips and hotness. Either way, it’s one of my favorite stores in the city. That, and the shop that sells my import magazines, which comes in brown paper bags. The bags, you know, makes it important and stuff. Anyways, Shakira brings your Weekend Send-off.

In case you haven’t heard, Michael Bay likes things to be awesome, so of course when they asked him to shoot a commercial for Victoria’s Secret, Michael Bay brought the awesome mobile along with him. If you’ve never seen the awesome mobile, only one word can describe it: friggin’ awesomely awesome spectacular. Some pics from the shoot. I can’t tell ya who all the girls are, but I can tell ya one thing: WTF is Marisa Miller doing as the most dressed girl in the bunch? WTF, Michael Bay? That’s it, I’m revoking your awesome card, dude.

“Fame” is a movie based on that TV show that you never watched, but for some reason you know the lyrics to. You know, “Fame! I wanna live forever!” Okay, so that’s basically the only line from the song you know, which puts you in my camp. Anyways, they’re doing a movie version, and Kherington Payne is one of the stars. She’s the uber hot dancing blonde in all the trailers. Holy crap she’s hot when she’s dancing. Seriously, the girl can move. More promo pics of her from “Fame”.

Manuela Arcuri is an Italian actress who, when the occasion calls for it, also poses as a model wearing lingerie. Hey, it’s a living, right? Some people have to shovel gravel into barrels to make roads (that’s how they make roads, right?) while others have to slip on a comfortable pair of lacy panties and bra and pose for a guy with a camera. I ain’t hatin’ on ya, Manuela Arcuri. God bless you for looking so good in lingerie. I wish I looked that good. Wait, what? I mean, er, I wished every women looked that good. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

She’s so hilarious in this video, I don’t even mind that she looks 10 years older than my mom, despite probably being about 40 years younger.

Check one of our favorites, Claire Danes in Black Book Magazine. I could do without the overly done make-up — just smears what is already a perfect face, in my opinion — but I ain’t hatin’ on the costume. Those are costumes, right? Cause I’ve never seen women wear that kind of clothes when I go to the grocery store. Then again, since I rarely go to the grocery store, maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about. Which means I should probably stop talking. Right now. As in, after I type this last sentence.

So hot that I don’t even mind the fact that I can see her ribs. Which usually freaks me out when I can see a girl’s ribcage, but for some reason, I don’t mind it here. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s in a bikini and dousing herself with water. Yeah, that might have something to do with it. Girl could still use a burger, though. Way too thin there, Holly.

It’s like a scene from one of the “Final Destination” movies, except with an accent. And oh, you can pretty much stop watching after the :40 mark.

Eliza Dushku in tight black leather pants holding a gun is how FOX is selling the upcoming Season 2 of their sci-fi show Dollhouse. The show stars Eliza as some kind of person who does stuff and, you know, other stuff. Look, it mostly has Eliza Dushku running around the screen looking hot in various hot looking clothes. Basically, it’s the show with the really hot lead. That would be Eliza Dushku, the lady in the pics below. What else you want from your TV show?

Hey, I hear tale that Kim Kardashian is back on the market. True? Not true? Eh, who cares. Here’s Kim Kardashian bringing the bikini goodness on this fine, fine Tuesday. What exactly makes Tuesday so fine? Which part of “Kim Kardashian bringing the bikini” did you not get? Man, some of you guys, I swear, are so thick I can bounce quarters off your heads. Speaking of bouncing quarters off body parts… Yeah, you know where this easy joke is going, right? It’s so easy, in fact, I won’t even do it. Cause that’s just how I roll, bitches.

Hey, remember Jessica Simpson? For a while there, it didn’t seem like you could go anywhere without seeing or hearing about what Jessica Simpson was doing. I think she even had a movie career once upon a time. Okay, so I think she’s still acting, but let’s face it, no one goes to see “a Jessica Simpson movie” because Jessica Simpson is in it. Unless you’re a really big fan, or you’re Tony Romo. They’re still dating, right? Eh, not that it matters. Here’s your Monday with Jessica Simpson laying down on the job, by which I mean, Jessica Simpson’s best position.