The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Krista Allen was one of the gorgeous gals on Baywatch before they decided to cancel the show. Why did they cancel Baywatch? Probably for the same reason the Man is always trying to keep us down, because they’re just meanies like that. Or maybe not enough people were watching it and they just couldn’t afford to keep it on the air anymore. Whatever the reason, it denied us more pictures of Krista Allen in that famous swimsuit such as these. And by God, that’s a travesty, for sure, cause Krista Allen in the red swimsuit is something to behold.

Kelly Hu looks good anywhere, even in cockpit of a plane. Not sure who came up with this bright idea, but I ain’t complain’, especially when Kelly Hu is dressed like that. Now I’ve been on plenty of planes in my lifetime, but I don’t think the flight attendants ever dressed this fine. Then again, most of my flight attendants tend to be old and wrinkly ladies, so maybe that’s a good thing. Enjoy your Friday, and we’ll see you back here on Monday. Maybe. No promises.

Yet another reason to enjoy soccer: the after game celebrations. Or, er, kicks in the ass down the flight of bleacher seats.

Our Ravishing Redhead of the Day is singer Hayley Williams, the frontwoman for the band Paramore. I’ve heard a couple of Paramore songs, and I gotta say, pretty catchy. I can’t say as if I own a CD or go out of my way to find a Paramore song, but I can say that their lead singer is pretty darn ravishing. Not sure if that hair is naturally red, or orange, or pink, as kids these days and their hair color, they tend to change. But she was a redhead at some point, so that’s good enough for us.

Who is Louise Griffiths? I’ll be honest with ya, I’m not really sure, but according to my buddies at Wikipedia (we talk regularly, you know), Louise Griffiths is a English female pop singer, songwriter and actress, and came to fame during a stint as a contestant on the BBC television series Fame Academy from the wonderful year of 2003. You know, back during the good old days, when money fell out of the sky and gold was free for everyone. Ah, I miss those days.

What does it take to be a “racing queen” in South Korea? Well, a cute face, a killer body, and the ability to make short-shorts and midriff-bearing T-shirts look like a million bucks will just about do it. And so, our Asian Babe of the Day hails from South Korea, and is model and racing queen Hwang Mi Hee. Now I’m not entirely sure what it is that a racing queen does, but I’m assuming it involves modeling during car races. Or bike races. I’m pretty sure they draw the line at swimming meets. It’s all slippery and whatnot.

Admit it, you didn’t think it would ever happen. Behold the bloodshed, kiddos.

Who doesn’t love Twitter? Okay, I still don’t have a whole lot of uses for Twitter, but apparently all the celebrities have really great uses for them. Like putting out bikini pictures of themselves on the beach, for instance, such as what Adrianne Curry is doing here. God bless Twitter. Did I tell you how much I love Twitter? Well in case I didn’t, I meant to. Here’s Adrianne Curry reminding you why Twitter is good, and you should embrace it. Embrace it, I say!

Remember when movies and TV shows about vampires starred adults with adult problems doing adult stuff? Well that was then, this is now. And now it’s all about young hot girls and their vampire infatuations. Hell, even the girl on True Blood is Anna Paquin, a pretty spunky young thing. The latest is Nina Dobrev, who will be fronting the CW’s latest lusty TV show, the teen vampire Vampire Diaries. Here are some promos. Young. Check! Sexy. Check! Vampires. Check!

Simone Simons is still a redhead, and is still the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica, and is still ravishing. Check out the latest album promos featuring the vastly talented (not to mention uber hot) Dutch lass. The best thing to come out of Dutch since going Dutch, I would say, and I don’t go around saying such things easily. Okay, so maybe I do, but in this case, I mean it. So here’s more of Simone Simons looking all ravishing and redheady and whatnot.

I’ll be honest with ya, I don’t know the story behind this photoshoot, but I ain’t complainin’. Summer Glau is always hot, but Summer Glau in black and white and posing for a fake mugshot brings up all kinds of creative fantasies. The only thing missing from these pictures? Me with the handcuffs. Cause, you know, it’s a police-themed shoot, so shouldn’t someone with handcuffs be there? I’m just saying.

Your Weekend Send-off is brought to you by the lovely Alessandra Ambrosio, who I hear is married and has five kids. Or maybe that’s one. Or two. Wait, does she actually have a kid at all? I don’t know, that’s just what I heard through the grapevine, and the grapevine hasn’t been all that clear lately. Stupid grapevine. Anyways, here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in bed, wishing you a nice weekend. Well, not really, but you get the idea.

In honor of the return of college football season (finally!) here are some of my (and probably your) favorite TV/movie sports related moments. And yes, they’re all attractive actresses in cheerleader outfits. What, I’m gonna post pictures of big beefy dudes with pads? Get the eff outta here. And oh yeah — Oregon over Boise State, bitches! Take that to the bank!

Good times, good times…

So what’s our favorite Doritos pitchwoman Ali Landry been doing with herself? Well it sure ain’t been letting herself go, that’s for sure. Check out these awesome bikini pics of the lovely Ali Landry at the beach from a while ago. I don’t know what Doritos is doing not having her be on TV every day pitching their wares, because they’re missing out on the horny teen guys demographic. I’d buy a bag of Doritos tomorrow if Ali Landry was pitching it on TV, but since she’s not, I ain’t gonna.

Granted, Jessica Biel is supposed to be terrified in these pics from “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” remake, but even terrified the girl looks hot. Smoking hot. And it’s not like she’s skinny and bones, either. That’s a fine womanly body right there, kids, and she fills that jeans up like something that fills up a jeans really, really well. I love the way they tied up her shirt, too. Classy, wardrobe people! Check out Jessica Biel in all her jean hotness from “The Texas Chainsaw massacre”.

Wouldn’t it be funny if Trish Goff turned into a golf pro? I mean, think of all the clever headlines you could come up with for newspaper articles. Okay, maybe not that many. After a while, it’d probably get old pretty fast. Anyways, luckily for us, Trish Goff isn’t a pro golfer, but a pro modeler. That’s a word, right? She’s done gigs for Victoria’s Secret and all the fashion magazines, and tonight she’s guest starring in my fantasies. It’s very crowded in there, but I think I can squeeze her in.

It’s not stalking if it’s done with love. At least, that’s what I tell the cops.

“Women in Trouble” is an ensemble chick comedy. I would really, really like to see this ensemble chick comedy.

In case you haven’t been keeping track (and really, who has?), but the current Miss Universe is Stefania Fernandez from Venezuela, and as we are wont to do, here are some bikini pics of the lovely South American. I believe this is the first time the same country has won two years in a roll. Normally these international beauty pageants are like the UN, they try to be “fair” and give the crown to different countries, so the chances of the same country winning twice in a row is pretty tiny, but there you have it. Check out Stefania Fernandez and her bikini body. She’s only 18, too. Damn they grow them hot (and fast) down there.