You Knew It Had to Happen: Who’s Nailin Palin
Oh, Larry Flynt, you dirty, dirty paralyzed dog. You had to go and do it, didn’t ya? Well it’s here, the movie you’ve all been waiting for: “Who’s Nailin’ Palin”. It’s the (not so) true story of the Governor of Alaska, who arrives in Washington to change the world and introduce the pleasures of moose hunting to the masses. Then gets boned by, like, 50 guys in a row. Or something like that. Say hello to Lisa Ann, an adult model who has slipped on Sarah Palin’s trademark glasses and hairstyle to play the would-be first female Vice President of the United States in a new Hustler movie called “Who’s Nailin’ Palin”. We can only assume that the “nailin’” being referred to in the title is about Sarah Palin building a house, thus the “nail” part. What, it’s not? Anyways, check out Lisa Ann in her Palin best.
Latin Flavor: Gaby Ramirez
From what I can tell, our Latin Flavor of the Day Gaby Ramirez is either an actress or TV host down south in Mexico. Oh sure, I could spend a couple of seconds and do actual research n the girl, but who do you think I am, a journalist or something? Anyways. Her name is Gaby Ramirez, and while she’s not the best thing to come out of Mexico since sliced bread, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with her, either. And in this day and age, having nothing wrong with you is almost good enough to get by. Or at least, that’s my motto: “Stay out of people’s way, and if a throwdown goes down, encourage it and sit back and enjoy the fun!” Works for me.
Kylie Minogue’s Bra and Panties Show Spectacular
I hear tell Australian tart Kylie Minogue is a majorly famous pop singer. I wouldn’t know. The only song I’ve heard from Kylie Minogue was “Outta My Head”, which had a pretty nice poppy beat to it, and I suppose you could call it “good”. As far as I can tell, Kylie Minogue’s fame is the result of 10% pop music singing ability and 90% hailing from her ability to wear as little clothes as possible, and looking fabulously hot doing so. Mind you, not that there’s anything wrong with that. If you got it, use it to advance your career, I always say. Which is why whenever I go to a job interview, I immediately take off my shirt. It works when the interviewer is a woman, but gets kind of awkward if it’s a guy. Most of the time, anyway. Here’s Kylie Minogue doing what she does best — posing in her bra and panties. God bless fitness. And sugary pop music.
Hayden Panettiere is Brave
If you haven’t done your civic duty and registered to vote yet, here’s Heroes star Hayden Panettiere to offer yet another funny reason why you should vote for the black guy and not that old white dude, what’s his name. Gosh, I sure hope Hollywood doesn’t do what it used to do back in the days of Joseph McCarthy and ostracize poor Hayden Panettiere for her brave, brave stand in voting for the black guy instead of the establishment white guy. It’s so brave of her to break from the ranks and speak her mind. Why, if there were prizes for bravery, I’d nominate Hayden to get one. Because, you know, she’s real brave and junk. Oh, Hayden, now that you’ve come out for Obama, I will cast aside my racist tendencies and vote for the black dude instead. Gosh, she’s cute!
Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Nikolina Pisek
Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Nikolina Pisek, who I believe is a Croatian model or actress or celebrity from Croatia. Other than that, we don’t know a whole lot else about her, other than her name is Nikolina Pisek, she’s quite the babe, featuring her is pretty darn random, and today is a day. And oh yeah, she’s from Croatia. I think. Look, what do you want from me? I barely remember my phone number when someone asks me while I’m trying to buy replacement headphones at Best Buy. Seriously, why do they ask for your phone number and address at cash registers nowadays? What’s up with that? Anyhoo. Nikolina Pisek. Please to enjoy her bikini goodness.
More Florentine Lahme
Hey look, kids, it’s more of German actress Florentine Lahme! You may remember her from such hits as “Männersache”, “Treuepunkte”, or “Metamorphosis”. Then again, you may not. But you may remember her as the hot German girl we introduced you to a few weeks back. Either way, here’s more of Florentine Lahme for you to chew on. And yes, there’s plenty to chew on here. I particularly like the cowboy rig. I don’t know if they have cowboys or cowgirls in Germany, but we do down here in the States, and Florentine Lahme needs to come over and go for a ride. Saddles fit my back perfectly, too. I’m just saying.
Brit Babe Invasion: Kitty Lea
Nineteen year old girls shouldn’t look like Kitty Lea. But then again, if all nineteen year old girls looked like Kitty Lea, then I guess Kitty Lea wouldn’t stand out. Which she does. Here’s our Brit Babe of the day, one Kitty Lea from Lincolnshire, England. Besides gracing the covers of lads magazines like Loaded, Nuts, Maxim, Bizarre and Front, Kitty also has a primo spot in the wet fantasies of men everywhere. Her measurements? As you would expect from a glamour model from Across the Pond, it’s quite impressive: 30dd-23-32. Yeah, I’d say you don’t meet a whole lot of girls with those kinds of measurements! Please to enjoy.
Britney Spears is Kinda Hot Again
Trust me, kids, I’m just as slack-jawed shock as you are that I’m saying this, but yeah, it’s true: Britney Spears is kinda hot again. I don’t know if it’s a religious exercise diet, a nice medical surgeon, or a combination of the two, but Britney Spears seems to have cast aside her disasterous Video Music Awards appearance of a few years ago and got herself in shape enough to slip back into the tight black leather pants for the music video “Womanizer”, which I believe is about me, because, you know, I like to play the ladies. Hey, don’t hate the playa, hate the game, as my main main P. Diddy used to say. Me and Diddy are real tight, doncha know. Anyways, Britney Spears looking kinda hot again in the music video for “Womanizer”, pics and video forth with. The song, on the other hand, sucks donkey balls.
Odette Yustman and Meagan Good in The Unborn Promos
In the new movie “The Unborn”, Odette Yustman plays a young woman who begins to realize that the ghost of a World War II Holocaust victim is trying to be reborn into our world through her body. Which, when you think about it, isn’t so hard to believe. I mean, come on, anyone who has seen “Cloverfield” already knows that Odette Yustman has a pretty hot body, so if you were a ghost and you could choose anyone to be born into, why not Odette Yustman? Exactly. Just because he’s dead doesn’t mean he don’t have needs. Anyhoo, here are some promos from the movie featuring Odette (love that name!) and co-star Meagan Good, who plays the best friend who gets killed violently in the movie. Oh come on, she’s black and sassy and in a horror movie — what else are they gonna do with her character?
WWE Wrestling Babe Torrie Wilson
I’m not sure if Torrie Wilson is still a WWE Diva or not, mostly because I don’t watch wrestling. Or as it’s known in my uncle Ted’s household, wrasslin’. And for those who don’t know, a WWE Diva is a hot girl with muscles who also looks good in a bikini that does things in and out of the ring. Mostly out of it, as I believe they’re mostly eye candy to the big steroid freaks that usually throw each other around the ring pretending to “fight” each other. Yes, you heard me right. Wrestling is fake. You wanna argue about it? No? Good choice. Anyways, here’s Torrie Wilson of the WWE. I don’t know how much they pay these Divas, but I do know that Stacy Keibler used to be one of them, and I’ll be damn if the WWE ain’t cranking out the hot ones by the dozen.
New Model Alert: Lisalla Montenegro
God bless fashion. As a guy, I’m naturally predisposed to think that fashion is for girls and guys who like girly things, and you know who you are. But I gotta admit, if it wasn’t for fashion, and guys and gals constantly coming out with new styles of bra and panties and bikini, we’d never get girls like Lisalla Montenegro posing in front of a camera in their underwears. Yes, they’re actually wearing different styles of underwear each time, in case you didn’t notice, and I know it’s kind of hard to notice what they’re wearing when they’re NOT wearing so many things, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Anyways, here’s a new model to ogle at name Lisalla Montenegro, who hails from — you guessed it — Brazil. What a coincidence!
Audrina Patridge in Maxim
I think for a time there The Hills star Audrina Patridge wanted to be in Playboy, but that didn’t work out. (Although if you want to see Audrina Patridge and her hooters, Google it, there should be a ton of it out there.) But for those who just wants to see Audrina Patridge in skimpy wear, here she is in the latest issue of Maxim Magazine. So run out to your local newsstands and grab yourself a copy. What, your city still have newsstands, right? I can’t even begin to find one in my city. Which is probably why I order everything online. That, and the fact that when I try to buy the latest issue of “Guys Who Dig Big Girls Covered in Gravy”, the guy behind the counter always gives me a weird look. Stop judging me, you bastard! Anyways, Audrina Patridge in Maxim.
Stacy Keibler in Maxim
Remember when Stacy Keibler was supposed to be the next big thing in Hollywood? Okay, so maybe she was only supposed to be the next big thing in my mind, being that I was predisposed to liking tall, leggy women with the ability to kick my ass if she so chooses, all the things Stacy Keibler has in abundance. Anyways, the career isn’t exactly skyrocketing, though I still see Stacy show up on a TV show every now and then. I don’t know if she’ll ever return to wrasslin’, where she got her start, but here she is in the pages of Maxim Magazine’s most recent issue. Yup, time has done nothing to mute Stacy Keibler’s ability to look oh so fine. The woman is still out there when it comes to smoking hotness.
Gabriela Rabelo Lingerie Madness
Oh, hot girls from Brazil in lingerie, will I ever grow tire of you? Um, probably not, in case you were waiting for an answer, because I know many of you out there are always waiting with bated breath to hear what I have to say and to get my opinion on things before forming your own. Hey, I don’t blame you, it takes guts to admit that I’m much more awesome than you are. And being the awesome dude I am, I’ll tell you this: Nope, there’s nothing wrong with even more Brazilian hotties from, er, Brazil, of course. So, in that light, here’s more of Brazilian model Gabriela Rabelo in her sleeping finest. I just wish she’d wear these to sleep next to me…
Angela Lindvall is a Bikini Hottie
For a supermodel who is known throughout the world, for some reason Angela Lindvall doesn’t get a whole lot of attention on the net. I don’t know why, the Oklahoma native prances around in a two-piece bikini looking just as good as the rest of them. But hey, maybe it’s the lack of a Brazilian accent that does it. Either way, Angela Lindvall is still worth posting. Here’s a bikiin-clad shoot she recently did for, from the looks of it, an ad for something. Now I don’t know what she’s trying to sell here, but as long as she’s wearing the bikini and high heels, does it really matter? Hot damn. High heels + bikini + supermodel = excuse me while I go into the bathroom for a second…
Don’t Vote PSA Becomes Nicolas Cage PSA
You may or may not have seen those celebrity PSAs that tells you not to vote. You know, the one that thinks it’s just soooooooooo clever? Basically, because celebrities think you’re fucking morons, they’ll do a PSA telling you not to vote, so that way you’ll go out and vote. Yeah, that makes real sense, you hypocrite limousine-driving millionaires. Anyways, someone did the smart thing and made that retarded PSA useful by inserting their own little clips into it. Except this PSA isn’t about voting, it’s about the actor Nicolas Cage, and how bad his movies are, and why in God’s name does Nic Cage continue to work. Now I happen to like Nic Cage, but yeah, I’ll admit it, the guy sure puts out a lot of manure. What is he, afraid he’ll never work again if he doesn’t take every acting job offered to him? Anyways, funny stuff. Please to enjoy.
Latin Flavor: Norelys Rodriguez
Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Norelys Rodriguez, a former Miss Venezuelan contestant who didn’t win the pageant, but did come in second. Or runner up, as they call it in “the biz”. But no matter, although she didn’t win the pageant, Norelys Rodriguez did go on to do a lot of modeling and putting that nice tight body to good use. Lucky for us, then, that most of her modeling usually involves Norelys Rodriguez showing up to work in a two-piece bikini, because let’s face it, when your body is devoid of any fat at all, it’s a crime to keep it hidden underneath clothes. Shirts and pants are for fat people. Bikinis are for hotties like Norelys Rodriguez
Gabrielle Tuite’s Price is Hot
I have to say, in all the years that I’ve watched The Price is Right, I’ve never noticed Gabrielle Tuite. Okay, I’ve noticed that the Price is Right girls are uber hot, but I don’t think I ever took the effort to know their names. It’s like the Deal or No Deal models. Seriously, how are you going to find out about all of them? There’s, like, too many of them, and I’m sure the shows rotate the models every other day. Right? Or maybe not. In any case, one of the Price is Right models that have come to our attention is one Gabrielle Tuite. She’s a burgeoning actress, model, and all-around supporter of the U.S. army, having visited the troops at various locales. That makes her uber hot and uber patriotic, which in this American’s book, means she’s all kinds of uber. Please to enjoy.
Adriana Lima is Hot in Color or Black and White
Okay, I’ll admit it. We’ve been a little too preoccupied with the newest Victoria’s Secret angel from down under (aka Miranda Kerr) to pay much attention to the old standbys. Mind you, not that the word “old” has anything to do with girls like Adriana Lima, but you know, in the world of hot chicks, what’s new always takes precedence over, er, not so new. (Yeah, that sounds better.) But hey, we ain’t gonna do what everyone else does and ignore Adriana Lima any longer, because, you know, she’s still pretty damn hot, no matter if they’re shooting her in color or black and white. These pics just happens to be black and white, and let me tell you — still smoking, baby!
Mila Kunis Gun-Packing Hotness from Max Payne
The upcoming videogame-to-movie movie “Max Payne” has a couple of things going for it: it’s a violent as hell videogame, so that means all the kids will be out; and two, it’s got Mila Kunis. Oh sure, Mila Kunis is playing way against type (basically Jackie from That 70’s Show as a machinegun packing badass? Seriously?), but you know, we’re willing to look the other way as long as she takes the time to handle those machineguns correctly. By which I mean, don’t look so “girly” doing it. You know how it is; sometimes actresses don’t properly learn how to hold a gun for a movie, and it just looks … wrong. From what I can see in the trailers, Mila Kunis looks like she’s taken some lessons. Or at least, it doesn’t look so overtly weird. Some more pics of Mila Kunis packing heat after the jump.
