The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Hey, remember Keeley Hazell? Of course you do. Sure, it’s been a while since we found out what was happening in the world of Keeley (remember, it’s Keeley Hazell’s world, we just live in it), but apparently she’s still selling Lynx Dry ads. Hey, a gal’s gotta make a living, and it beats digging ditches, though I’m sure the guys who dig ditches are probably saying to themselves, it beats cleaning sewage. What what are the guys cleaning sewage saying? Is there a worst job than that? Probably not. Anyways, Keeley. Lynx ads. Hot.

You know, it’s a shame that Latin lovely Roselyn Sanchez isn’t more famous than she is. Then again, it’s a shame that I’m not making millions, banging supermodels, and pretending to care about the environment on the weekends. But what are you gonna do, am I right? Anyways, here’s Roselyn Sanchez to brighten up the start of yet another long week, and you know what that means — yup, going into work and wondering if you’ll get fired today because of the crummy economy. Stupid crummy economy.

Funny and true story: everytime I go into my local electronics store, there’s a Shakira concert playing on the big screen TV. I guess whoever works there and is in charge of the electronics really, really likes Shakira. Or maybe he’s just fascinated by gyrating hips and hotness. Either way, it’s one of my favorite stores in the city. That, and the shop that sells my import magazines, which comes in brown paper bags. The bags, you know, makes it important and stuff. Anyways, Shakira brings your Weekend Send-off.

In case you haven’t heard, Michael Bay likes things to be awesome, so of course when they asked him to shoot a commercial for Victoria’s Secret, Michael Bay brought the awesome mobile along with him. If you’ve never seen the awesome mobile, only one word can describe it: friggin’ awesomely awesome spectacular. Some pics from the shoot. I can’t tell ya who all the girls are, but I can tell ya one thing: WTF is Marisa Miller doing as the most dressed girl in the bunch? WTF, Michael Bay? That’s it, I’m revoking your awesome card, dude.

“Fame” is a movie based on that TV show that you never watched, but for some reason you know the lyrics to. You know, “Fame! I wanna live forever!” Okay, so that’s basically the only line from the song you know, which puts you in my camp. Anyways, they’re doing a movie version, and Kherington Payne is one of the stars. She’s the uber hot dancing blonde in all the trailers. Holy crap she’s hot when she’s dancing. Seriously, the girl can move. More promo pics of her from “Fame”.

Manuela Arcuri is an Italian actress who, when the occasion calls for it, also poses as a model wearing lingerie. Hey, it’s a living, right? Some people have to shovel gravel into barrels to make roads (that’s how they make roads, right?) while others have to slip on a comfortable pair of lacy panties and bra and pose for a guy with a camera. I ain’t hatin’ on ya, Manuela Arcuri. God bless you for looking so good in lingerie. I wish I looked that good. Wait, what? I mean, er, I wished every women looked that good. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

She’s so hilarious in this video, I don’t even mind that she looks 10 years older than my mom, despite probably being about 40 years younger.

Check one of our favorites, Claire Danes in Black Book Magazine. I could do without the overly done make-up — just smears what is already a perfect face, in my opinion — but I ain’t hatin’ on the costume. Those are costumes, right? Cause I’ve never seen women wear that kind of clothes when I go to the grocery store. Then again, since I rarely go to the grocery store, maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about. Which means I should probably stop talking. Right now. As in, after I type this last sentence.

So hot that I don’t even mind the fact that I can see her ribs. Which usually freaks me out when I can see a girl’s ribcage, but for some reason, I don’t mind it here. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s in a bikini and dousing herself with water. Yeah, that might have something to do with it. Girl could still use a burger, though. Way too thin there, Holly.

It’s like a scene from one of the “Final Destination” movies, except with an accent. And oh, you can pretty much stop watching after the :40 mark.

Eliza Dushku in tight black leather pants holding a gun is how FOX is selling the upcoming Season 2 of their sci-fi show Dollhouse. The show stars Eliza as some kind of person who does stuff and, you know, other stuff. Look, it mostly has Eliza Dushku running around the screen looking hot in various hot looking clothes. Basically, it’s the show with the really hot lead. That would be Eliza Dushku, the lady in the pics below. What else you want from your TV show?

Hey, I hear tale that Kim Kardashian is back on the market. True? Not true? Eh, who cares. Here’s Kim Kardashian bringing the bikini goodness on this fine, fine Tuesday. What exactly makes Tuesday so fine? Which part of “Kim Kardashian bringing the bikini” did you not get? Man, some of you guys, I swear, are so thick I can bounce quarters off your heads. Speaking of bouncing quarters off body parts… Yeah, you know where this easy joke is going, right? It’s so easy, in fact, I won’t even do it. Cause that’s just how I roll, bitches.

Hey, remember Jessica Simpson? For a while there, it didn’t seem like you could go anywhere without seeing or hearing about what Jessica Simpson was doing. I think she even had a movie career once upon a time. Okay, so I think she’s still acting, but let’s face it, no one goes to see “a Jessica Simpson movie” because Jessica Simpson is in it. Unless you’re a really big fan, or you’re Tony Romo. They’re still dating, right? Eh, not that it matters. Here’s your Monday with Jessica Simpson laying down on the job, by which I mean, Jessica Simpson’s best position.

Have we seen Megan Fox in a bikini yet? I don’t know, maybe in a swimsuit, but I don’t think she ever wowed the world by slipping on a bikini and strutting around. Then again, I could be wrong, and maybe she did, but I’m just too lazy to look for an old post. So, here’s Megan Fox, probably as close to a bikini as you’ll see. Great body, I have to admit. Now that I think about it, she has been in tons of bra and panties shots, so maybe that’s the same as a bikini. Your weekend send-off is brought to you by Megan Fox and that righteous body.

According to someone who has read the script for Darren Aronofsky’s supernatural thriller “Black Swan”, there is a scene in the film where Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, the film’s two female stars, have what is described as “ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex” in the movie. Now before you say, “Yeah, right, Natalie Portman doing an actual sex scene on camera? She played a stripper who didn’t strip onscreen!” Remember, “Black Swan” is being directed by Darren Aronofsky, who convinced Jennifer Connelly to do a drug-induced threesome with a dildo and another girl. Dude is a genius, and now, my hero.

Who doesn’t know the name Nicole Scherzinger? Okay, so maybe not everyone knows who Nicole is, but most people do. Or at least, they know her more than they know all the other girls in the Pussycat Doll. We’re guilty of that, too. After all, when you got Nicole, it’s hard to focus on anyone else in the group. Looks like we were just lazy, because Ashley Roberts, another member of the all-girl band, is definitely worth noticing. Check out some pics of the hot blonde, and maybe you’ll pay more attention to someone other than Nicole the next time you see the Dolls in action.

British lass Jennifer Ellison does it all: dancing, singing, acting, and I’m told on weekends she even washes cars. But wait, she doesn’t wash cars and keeps the cash, she washes cars for the needy children of the UK. See, because that’s just how Jennifer Ellison rolls. Or maybe not. One thing I do know for sure about Jennifer Ellison is that she looks bloody hot in jeans. Or I could have used “brilliantly hot”. They like to use the word “brilliant” over there to describe something good, FYI. See, who says you don’t learn anything by reading us! Hah!

Is Kristin Cavallari still acting? I think so. Not that I know for sure. Sure, I could just whip on over to IMDB and find out, but why do that when it’s so much more fun to just guess randomly in the dark like someone who guesses randomly in the dark? Exactly. Here’s some Kristin Cavallari at the beach in a bikini. I always did think that she was the best thing about The Hills. Of course, I never actually watched The Hills, so maybe my opinion is a tad suspect.

Neil Patrick Harris as a sympathetic supervillain, Nathan Fillion as a douche bag superhero, and Felicia Day as the object of their affection. Will the bad guy win this one? Probably not. From fanboy God Joss Whedon. I hear he’s got a purty typewriter.

I don’t watch a whole lot of TV, but when I do, I love me some Royal Pains. Mostly because it co-stars the lovely Reshma Shetty. Yes, I’m really that shallow when it comes to my TV watching habits. God knows I don’t like medical or medical-ish shows, which is what Royal Pains is. Medical-ish. It’s not fullbore ER nonsense, but it’s got some needles in it, so that qualifies it as being medical-ish. Anyways, it co-stars Reshma Shetty, who is a real royal hottie. Check her out if you’ve never seen her before. Add to the looks the accent, and I think I’m in love.