The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Have we seen Megan Fox in a bikini yet? I don’t know, maybe in a swimsuit, but I don’t think she ever wowed the world by slipping on a bikini and strutting around. Then again, I could be wrong, and maybe she did, but I’m just too lazy to look for an old post. So, here’s Megan Fox, probably as close to a bikini as you’ll see. Great body, I have to admit. Now that I think about it, she has been in tons of bra and panties shots, so maybe that’s the same as a bikini. Your weekend send-off is brought to you by Megan Fox and that righteous body.

According to someone who has read the script for Darren Aronofsky’s supernatural thriller “Black Swan”, there is a scene in the film where Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, the film’s two female stars, have what is described as “ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex” in the movie. Now before you say, “Yeah, right, Natalie Portman doing an actual sex scene on camera? She played a stripper who didn’t strip onscreen!” Remember, “Black Swan” is being directed by Darren Aronofsky, who convinced Jennifer Connelly to do a drug-induced threesome with a dildo and another girl. Dude is a genius, and now, my hero.

Who doesn’t know the name Nicole Scherzinger? Okay, so maybe not everyone knows who Nicole is, but most people do. Or at least, they know her more than they know all the other girls in the Pussycat Doll. We’re guilty of that, too. After all, when you got Nicole, it’s hard to focus on anyone else in the group. Looks like we were just lazy, because Ashley Roberts, another member of the all-girl band, is definitely worth noticing. Check out some pics of the hot blonde, and maybe you’ll pay more attention to someone other than Nicole the next time you see the Dolls in action.

British lass Jennifer Ellison does it all: dancing, singing, acting, and I’m told on weekends she even washes cars. But wait, she doesn’t wash cars and keeps the cash, she washes cars for the needy children of the UK. See, because that’s just how Jennifer Ellison rolls. Or maybe not. One thing I do know for sure about Jennifer Ellison is that she looks bloody hot in jeans. Or I could have used “brilliantly hot”. They like to use the word “brilliant” over there to describe something good, FYI. See, who says you don’t learn anything by reading us! Hah!

Is Kristin Cavallari still acting? I think so. Not that I know for sure. Sure, I could just whip on over to IMDB and find out, but why do that when it’s so much more fun to just guess randomly in the dark like someone who guesses randomly in the dark? Exactly. Here’s some Kristin Cavallari at the beach in a bikini. I always did think that she was the best thing about The Hills. Of course, I never actually watched The Hills, so maybe my opinion is a tad suspect.

Neil Patrick Harris as a sympathetic supervillain, Nathan Fillion as a douche bag superhero, and Felicia Day as the object of their affection. Will the bad guy win this one? Probably not. From fanboy God Joss Whedon. I hear he’s got a purty typewriter.

I don’t watch a whole lot of TV, but when I do, I love me some Royal Pains. Mostly because it co-stars the lovely Reshma Shetty. Yes, I’m really that shallow when it comes to my TV watching habits. God knows I don’t like medical or medical-ish shows, which is what Royal Pains is. Medical-ish. It’s not fullbore ER nonsense, but it’s got some needles in it, so that qualifies it as being medical-ish. Anyways, it co-stars Reshma Shetty, who is a real royal hottie. Check her out if you’ve never seen her before. Add to the looks the accent, and I think I’m in love.

Joanna Krupa is hot. Really, really hot. The thing is, she knows it, which sorta makes her even hotter. Yeah, I don’t know exactly how that works, but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. So, what to do about this crappy Wednesday? Obviously the only thing that’s going to make it less crappy is some Joanna Krupa lingerie pictures. Joanna Krupa lingerie pictures could cure cancer if given the chance, I believe, though personally I wouldn’t it to the test. Cancer sucks.

Who knew that Mila Kunis would end up being the only actor from That 70’s Show that would develop any kind of movie career post the show? I always thought the wacky Fez would get the movie career, or maybe Topher Grace, who seemed to be on his way even when the show was still on the air. Or hey, the really hot redhead. But nope, it’s little Mila Kunis and her squeaky voice. Hey, couldn’t have happened to a better dame, the way I hear it, she’s one heck of a nice girl. Anyways, here she is in Details looking so good that you almost forget she was really annoying on the TV show.

You geeks and your crazy fancy games and whatnot. Get off my lawn!

The funny thing about these Kherington Payne in “Fame” photos? Kherington Payne in and of herself is kind of plain, but Kherington Payne in leotards and dancing makes me all tingly. I don’t know why that is. Anyways, catch the blonde and her tingling-sensation-creating ways when “Fame” opens September 25, 2009. You wanna live forever, don’t you? Well, don’t you?

Oh, lingerie, is there nothing you can’t do? Some people say the way to peace around the world is to tie flowers to your hair and dance around in mud as hippies play music. Me, I think the way to global peace is supermodels like Brazil’s latest hottie, Emanuela De Paula. Now I don’t know exactly how we’re going to achieve this mythical peace and tranquility, but I’m reasonably certain a dozen or so supermodels could pull it off. While wearing lingerie. Cause, you know, lingerie rocks. Here are some examples.

For some reason this ad with Keira Knightley is supposed to make me want to buy Coco Chanel perfume. It makes me want to buy something, alright, but it ain’t no damn Coco Chanel perfume. Actually, I don’t know what this ad makes me want to buy, but I’m pretty sure it’s not perfume.

It’s been a while since we indulged in a little Rosa Blasi, so what better time to start than now, when people are heading back to work after a long, hard fought weekend. You have been fighting hard on the weekends, right? Anyways, here’s Rosa Blasi to send you back to work in style. Rosa Blasi is an actress, in case you don’t know, who has been in the shows Strong Medicine and Make it or Break it, and she showed up on the pilot of the new Melrose Place. Yes, I said the new Melrose Place. Anyways, here’s Rosa.

Your Weekend Send-off is brought to you by Sienna Miller and her marvelous legs. Sienna Miller is not necessarily known for her legs. In fact, she’s known mostly for her mouth (it’s big, and lots of really stupid thing comes out of it), and she’s a little spacey. But damn is Sienna Miller hot. Check out these two pics showing off those killer legs. I don’t even think she’s all that tall, to be honest with you, but shot from the right angle, Sienna Miller looks like she’s got Gisele Bundchen-type legs, and really, isn’t perception all that matters.

Starring Adrianne Palicki as a waitress who got knocked up by God.

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is the very spicy Patricia de Leon, a former Miss Panana who parlayed her beauty queen status into a gig with Univision. She’s now an actress and model, and is a regular on the ABC Family series Lincoln Heights. More about her: “Patricia’s first big break was being crowned MISS PANAMA. She then established herself across Latin America as a reporter for Univision. Patricia can currently be seen each week as the host of Azteca TV’s Corte del Juez Franco where is co hosts the latin tv series. Most recently, she was the host of Billboard Latino, a music countdown show. Her other TV credits include CBS’s Cold Case and NBC’s Crossing Jordan.

Candice Swanepoel is a model, and every now and then she has to slip on the ol bikini to make the check to pay the rent. Hey, it’s better than having to hand out coupons while dressed as a big bacon sandwich, am I right? Then again, a bacon sandwich costume is pretty comfy in the Winter time, but don’t tell anyone I said that. Anyways, here’s Candice Swanepoel doing what models do best, which is look good in very little. Oh, models, will your ability to make us happy never cease?

Being single and childless never felt so right.

Actress Jessica Stroup was recently in an issue of Esquire Magazine and managed to heat up the magazine like something that heats something up really hot. What I’m trying to say is, the Beverly Hills 90210 star is hot. Oh, excuse me. I mean 90210. They dropped the Beverly Hills part, right? It’s so much cooler to just use the zip code. See, I’m down with the kids. Who says I ain’t? Anyways, where was I? Oh right, here’s Jessica Stroup in Esquire, looking all kinds of unGodly hot.