The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Let’s face it, MTV has a lot of really, really crappy TV shows. In particular, their “Reality” TV shows. Pretty much all of MTV’s reality TV shows are anything BUT reality based, so you gotta like it when they stop pretending their shows are “real” and put out things like Beauty and the Geek, which has a bunch of really clueless geeks team up with hot models to play games and win $250 grand. One of the “beauties” on the show this year is Jennylee Berns, a UFC ring card girl and model. She’s the pretty blonde who is less ditzy than all the other girls on the show, in case you were wondering.

The British accent is hot enough, but then you add the red hair, and forget about it, total perfect woman. Then you reveal the fact that our Brit Babe of the Day Siobhan Donaghy is also a talented musician and songwriter, and what’s there not to like? Siobhan Donaghy is a former member of the all-girl band Sugababes before striking out on her own. In the world of pop music, she’s 50 years young, having formed the Sugababes at 13, released their first single at 16, and left the band at 17. I mean, damn, when I was 17 I was still trying to figure out why girls were averse to bad body odor, but perhaps I’ve spoken too much.

Our Random Supermodel of the Day, Karolina Malinowska, is 5′8″ and change, and probably weighs about 80 pounds soaking wet. Which is probably why she’s able to do work as a supermodel nowadays, because let’s face it, all you really need to work the runways is to be tall and skinny. But hey, that just comes with the territory, so there’s no point in pointing out that Polish supermodel Karolina Malinowska is way too body to take home to momma because the girl would probably end up tossing her meal down the toilet anyways. Still, she’s a supermodel, this is a completely random post, and I’ve run out of ideas. So there you go.

Donna Feldman was one of the suitcase models on the NBC game show Deal or No Deal before she decided to leave after one year. Because let’s face it, how much career advancement can you hope to have holding suitcases and waiting for some greedy, no-common sense having moron to call out your suitcase’s number? (Speaking of which, why are the contestants on Deal or No Deal always so friggin greedy? You morons, you came on the show with no money, and they want to give you six figures, but you turn it down because you want the million? Idiots.) Anyhoo. Here’s Donna Feldman in Esquire magazine looking all fine and junk.

Spicy Italian Melissa Satta is an American girl (born in Boston) who somehow ended up in Italy and in the clutches of those wacky game shows, where she ended up as a TV showgirl. (Yes, showgirls exist in other places beside Vegas; strange, but true.) Melissa has since embraced her inner Italian, and has made a success of herself. Gossip wise, it was said she had a relationship with one of Italy’s prominent soccer players, Christian Vieri. Now I don’t know my soccer from the sucker, but I assume that’s a big thing over there.

Good God, how cute is poker babe Sabina Gadecki? Well, now that she’s been axed from her job at the World Poker Tour, I guess we can’t really call her a poker babe anymore. But what the hell, I’ve been watching a World Poker Tour marathon on the Travel Channel (yeah, I don’t know why they’re showing poker tourneys on a travel channel, either, just go with it), and I’ve been seeing Sabina Gadecki doing the interview thing with the loser players, and good God, how much cuter can this girl get? No surprise she’s a former beauty queen and has the best smile I’ve seen on TV yet.

Holy crap, when did Gina Carano, the hottest thing to hit mixed martial arts fighting since Pride Fighting, bulk up into such a muscle-bound hottie that she could land a role on NBC’s revival of American Gladiators? Well I don’t know when she found the time to get big, but she did, and you can catch the former MMA fighter on American Gladiators beating the crap out of contestants as Crush. Hopefully she won’t completely give up her cage fighting matches, because let’s face it, the only thing hotter than an attractive girl who can fight is one you can see kicking someone in the head multiple times until they scream “Uncle”. Now that’s entertainment!

Wait, there is a steamy lesbian encounter between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen’s latest, “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”? And then later the two engage in a threesome with Javier Bardem? Hot damn! This may just be the first Woody Allen movie I voluntarily go to see in, like, EVER. At least, if this report in the New York Post turns out to be true. “A source tells us: “It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.” The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem.” So, uh, when does this movie open again?

This “There Will be Blood” spoof, using the maybe-maybe not cancellation of the Oscars as fodder, isn’t really as funny as some of Funny Or Die’s funnier videos. (Especially that Jerry O’Connell one as Tom Cruise. Ooooh boy that was a good one.) But you know, David Spade in a fedora is kinda funny in and of itself, don’t you think? Check it out: it’s David Spade doing Daniel Day Lewis from “There Will be Blood”. Then at the end he makes out with an Oscar statue. Spade, you rascal.

Let’s face it, when you think of the word “supermodel”, the first thing that pops into your mind isn’t “Indian babe”. Sure, there are plenty of Indian babes out there in the Innerwebs and whatnot, but how many of them are honest to goodness supermodels? Well, our Random Supermodel of the Day Ujjwala Raut definitely qualifies, because if she doesn’t, uh, why would I put her in this category? As my nephew would say: “Like, duh!” Indeed, know-it-all nephew, indeed! So here’s Ujjwala Raut, including some recent pics of her in FHM magazine.

I’ve actually tried to watch Olivia Munn’s TV show Attack of the Show on the G4 network a number of times, mostly because Olivia Munn is really hot, and seeing her live is kinda really hot, too. But I don’t know, something about that show never caught on to me. I can’t put my finger on it, but I can never watch it for more than a few minutes at a time. In any case, whether you watch the show or not, you gotta admit that Olivia Munn is one of the best things about it. Here she is in the latest issue of Complex magazine, doing what she does best — look hot in a two-piece bikini. ‘eeees nice, yes?

Not content to just be the hottest thing in America, much less Hollywood, Angelina Jolie aka Mrs. Brad Pitt took time out from shooting people in movies and making out with her male co-stars to visit Iraq on behalf of the United Nations. Her official status is the goodwill ambassador for U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees, which basically means she shouldn’t make too much of a public presence of herself, less Al Qaeda in Iraq seeks her out and puts the kibosh on Mrs. Smith. Sorry to say, but I don’t think playing a badass in the movies actually translates into real war. But hey, at least she’s trying to do something instead of sitting in the comforts of her Malibu home and mouthing off like most of her fellow celebrity brood. The girl walks the walk, you gotta give her that.

I love this. The first time I saw it on TV, I got all giddy, because you just can’t help but love this guy. His name is Renaldo Lapuz, and he wrote this original song called “Brothers Forever”, and he comes into the audition room in the biggest pimp uniform you could imagine and starts singing about “brothers forever”. It’s a riot. After a while, the judges just gives up and joins in. It’s great fun. So grab a look and have a good laugh and hey, get giddy too, before FOX pulls the video clip, since they seem to be going around pulling it on YouTube forever. (And just in case the YouTube version gets pulled, I’ve added a DailyMotion version.)

Say, brotha, can you slap me some skin? Cora Skinner? Who is Cora Skinner, you ask? She’s a model and the current girlfriend of The Hills star Brody Jenner, and I use the term “star” loosely, because let’s face it, when you fake your way through a “reality” TV show, is it really considered “starring” in anything? Isn’t it more like walking around doing junk while someone with a camera records it? But anyways, Brody did himself good by nabbing some Cora Skinner, because the woman is what the kids call smoking hot. I agree.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Susan Sideropoulos, hails from Hamburg, Germany, where it is said that the beer flows free from the bathtub and when you wake up at 3:00 a.m in the morning, you can go to any pub and get a free keg of beer, but only if you promise to drink it all and not share with that troll that lives in your basement. Or at least, that’s what I’ve heard. I could be wrong, of course. In any case, some Susan Sideropoulos in her undies to get you up to speed. Get it? Undies? “Up”? Oh man, I kill me. (No, really, someone stop me!)

I know we’ve posted Keeley Hazell hundreds of times here at the Random Page. Okay, okay, so maybe not hundreds, but definitely dozens, if not more. And why not? She just keeps getting hotter and hotter everytime we see her, and if that doesn’t justify posting even more pictures of her, then I don’t know what would. In any case, here are even more Keeley Hazell pictures, this time in that wardrobe that she does best — lingerie. Yes, it’s Keeley Hazell Lingerie Madness, starring Keeley Hazell and that fabulous, curvaceous body of hers. I don’t know what is it about Keeley Hazell that makes me sit up and take notice, but I’m willing to bet it has something to do with, er, everything?

Who would have guessed that superhot supermodels on vacation gets bikini bottoms stuck in their butt cracks just like the rest of us mere mortals. Bar Refaeli was recently on vacation somewhere with someone (his name is Leo or something like that; I hear the guy is pretty famous, but who knows) and slipped on the two-piece bikini for a little fun in the sun and hours of layabout. I’m guessing Bar Refaeli and her beau spent hours laying about. What’s there to do when you’re rich and pretty and famous and don’t really have what you would call “work” to get back to?

Simply put, if you didn’t immediately fall in love with Susanna Hoffs when she sang “Walk like the Egyptian” and did that thing with her eyes (you know what I mean, guys), then you must be made of stone, or rubber, or a combination of both. Or maybe you’re just a chick and you have no lesbian tendencies, which is a damn shame. Susanna Hoffs was the frontwoman for the ’80s band The Bangles, who had an assload of hits in the ’80s with the aforementioned “Walk like an Egyptian” and, of course, their biggest hit of all time, “Eternal Flame”. But for my money it’s Susanna Hoffs that made the band go. So here’s our little Susanna Hoffs tribute. Walk like a hottie, indeed!

It’s cool enough to be a supermodel from Brazil, but Camila Alves has to go and nab herself a Hollywood leading man to boot. And then she goes and gets herself knocked up by said Hollywood leading man. Some gals just have all the luck, huh? In any case, now that Camila Alves is knocked up and won’t be showing that perfect body anytime very soon, we thought we’d do a tribute to Camila Alves’s supermodel body with this post. Of course, that means bikini pictures of the girl in two-piece bikinis, because let’s face it, when you go for the swimsuit stuff, what’s the point in going with the one-piece? Exactly. Here are some Camila Alves to tie you over until she drops the kid and gets her fighting weight back.

God Bless Shape Magazine. You know, I don’t know how they do it, but they always manage to have the hottest women on the cover of their magazine looking, bar none, the best they’ve ever looked in ages. Their latest cover girl is Heroes star Ali Larter, who is looking as spectacular in her two-piece bikini on the cover of the latest issue of Shape Magazine (what are you waiting for? Go out and get your copy now, ya bums) than if you had slapped a supermodel or one of them glamour model girls on it. Ali Larter can save me anytime. Or, if it’s one of her Heroes split personality, she can kick my ass anytime.