The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Joanna Krupa is hot. Really, really hot. The thing is, she knows it, which sorta makes her even hotter. Yeah, I don’t know exactly how that works, but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. So, what to do about this crappy Wednesday? Obviously the only thing that’s going to make it less crappy is some Joanna Krupa lingerie pictures. Joanna Krupa lingerie pictures could cure cancer if given the chance, I believe, though personally I wouldn’t it to the test. Cancer sucks.

Who knew that Mila Kunis would end up being the only actor from That 70’s Show that would develop any kind of movie career post the show? I always thought the wacky Fez would get the movie career, or maybe Topher Grace, who seemed to be on his way even when the show was still on the air. Or hey, the really hot redhead. But nope, it’s little Mila Kunis and her squeaky voice. Hey, couldn’t have happened to a better dame, the way I hear it, she’s one heck of a nice girl. Anyways, here she is in Details looking so good that you almost forget she was really annoying on the TV show.

You geeks and your crazy fancy games and whatnot. Get off my lawn!

The funny thing about these Kherington Payne in “Fame” photos? Kherington Payne in and of herself is kind of plain, but Kherington Payne in leotards and dancing makes me all tingly. I don’t know why that is. Anyways, catch the blonde and her tingling-sensation-creating ways when “Fame” opens September 25, 2009. You wanna live forever, don’t you? Well, don’t you?

Oh, lingerie, is there nothing you can’t do? Some people say the way to peace around the world is to tie flowers to your hair and dance around in mud as hippies play music. Me, I think the way to global peace is supermodels like Brazil’s latest hottie, Emanuela De Paula. Now I don’t know exactly how we’re going to achieve this mythical peace and tranquility, but I’m reasonably certain a dozen or so supermodels could pull it off. While wearing lingerie. Cause, you know, lingerie rocks. Here are some examples.

For some reason this ad with Keira Knightley is supposed to make me want to buy Coco Chanel perfume. It makes me want to buy something, alright, but it ain’t no damn Coco Chanel perfume. Actually, I don’t know what this ad makes me want to buy, but I’m pretty sure it’s not perfume.

It’s been a while since we indulged in a little Rosa Blasi, so what better time to start than now, when people are heading back to work after a long, hard fought weekend. You have been fighting hard on the weekends, right? Anyways, here’s Rosa Blasi to send you back to work in style. Rosa Blasi is an actress, in case you don’t know, who has been in the shows Strong Medicine and Make it or Break it, and she showed up on the pilot of the new Melrose Place. Yes, I said the new Melrose Place. Anyways, here’s Rosa.

Your Weekend Send-off is brought to you by Sienna Miller and her marvelous legs. Sienna Miller is not necessarily known for her legs. In fact, she’s known mostly for her mouth (it’s big, and lots of really stupid thing comes out of it), and she’s a little spacey. But damn is Sienna Miller hot. Check out these two pics showing off those killer legs. I don’t even think she’s all that tall, to be honest with you, but shot from the right angle, Sienna Miller looks like she’s got Gisele Bundchen-type legs, and really, isn’t perception all that matters.

Starring Adrianne Palicki as a waitress who got knocked up by God.

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is the very spicy Patricia de Leon, a former Miss Panana who parlayed her beauty queen status into a gig with Univision. She’s now an actress and model, and is a regular on the ABC Family series Lincoln Heights. More about her: “Patricia’s first big break was being crowned MISS PANAMA. She then established herself across Latin America as a reporter for Univision. Patricia can currently be seen each week as the host of Azteca TV’s Corte del Juez Franco where is co hosts the latin tv series. Most recently, she was the host of Billboard Latino, a music countdown show. Her other TV credits include CBS’s Cold Case and NBC’s Crossing Jordan.

Candice Swanepoel is a model, and every now and then she has to slip on the ol bikini to make the check to pay the rent. Hey, it’s better than having to hand out coupons while dressed as a big bacon sandwich, am I right? Then again, a bacon sandwich costume is pretty comfy in the Winter time, but don’t tell anyone I said that. Anyways, here’s Candice Swanepoel doing what models do best, which is look good in very little. Oh, models, will your ability to make us happy never cease?

Being single and childless never felt so right.

Actress Jessica Stroup was recently in an issue of Esquire Magazine and managed to heat up the magazine like something that heats something up really hot. What I’m trying to say is, the Beverly Hills 90210 star is hot. Oh, excuse me. I mean 90210. They dropped the Beverly Hills part, right? It’s so much cooler to just use the zip code. See, I’m down with the kids. Who says I ain’t? Anyways, where was I? Oh right, here’s Jessica Stroup in Esquire, looking all kinds of unGodly hot.

I believe Sophie Monk was supposed to be the next big thing from the UK in Hollywood. Okay, so maybe no one thought that was really going to happen, but you gotta figure that with this body and that face and that rack, she had a pretty decent chance. I don’t think it really worked out for her, but that’s not going to stop us from ogling these gorgeous bikini pictures of Sophie Monk doing the beach bikini thing. God bless beaches and bikinis. And Sophie Monk’s ability to look hot in said bikinis.

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Gina La Piana, a singer, actress, and composer (yes, I said composer) from Latin America. That means she doesn’t just act in films, she actually scores them, too. And oh yeah, did I mention she’s also drop dead gorgeous? More on her: “The talented actress and musician started her career in the entertainment industry as she was signed a major label deal with SONY in an all girl group called “Carmen Jones”. She later signed with Columbia Records to be in another all-girl group called, “Movida”. After building her music career and maturing as an artist, Gina was signed as a solo artist through MCA with Randy Jackson. Since, Gina has also accomplished writing and singing for Disney, including the end title song for CINDERALLA PART II: DREAMS DO COME TRUE; “Put it Together”.

When people said California girls were hot, they must have been thinking about actress/model Brooke Long. Blue eyes, blonde, with legs that go on forever? Check, check, and check! Here’s a little more about her: “Amongst acting on her plate, Brooke is also known for her talents as a host, cheerleader/dancer, and professional model; in which you may be familiar with her as one of the sexy “Deal or No Deal” models, on NBC with Howie Mandell. As you may have also seen Brooke as the host of HD Network’s “Smashbrain TV”, she returns to HD Network to host the upcoming season of “Get Out”.

Ever wondered what the Joes and the Cobra guys did when they’re not beating the tar out of each other? Well wonder no more.

This may or may not be the 20th time that Tricia Helfer has been in Maxim. To be honest with you, I’ve stopped keeping count, mostly because, well, who cares, right? It’s all about Tricia Helfer and that perfect body slinking around the joint. Ever since Battlestar Galactica has gone off the air, you can catch Helfer and her fellow BSG hotties all over the tube doing guest spots. Helfer recently had a nice long stint on Burn Notice, and Katee Sackhoff is going to be showing up as a CTU tech on 24 pretty soon. What I’m trying to say is, thank God for TV, otherwise Tricia Helfer wouldn’t be out there promoting like this recent appearance in Maxim.

I haven’t heard Katharine McPhee’s new album “Unbroken”, but then again, when was the last time I heard any album by anyone? See, this is what happens when you only listen to the radio when you’re in the car, and I don’t think the channel that I have the radio set to 24-7 plays Katharine McPhee songs. Which is too bad, I think they could use a change. Not that I’m going to tell them. Anyways, here are some hot promos of Katharine McPhee for her “Unbroken” album. I hear it’s good, but then again, I could just be making that up.

If you have eyes, you already know that former Party of Five pipsqueak Lacey Chabert is all grown up and looking hot and junk. And when I mean hot and junk I mean Daaaaaaaaaaamn that girl is looking good. So what better way to start your Monday than with some Lacey Chabert? Okay, so it could be better if you, say, went to work and your boss suddenly declared you king of the office and gave you a big raise and the girl in the next cubicle who is way out of your league suddenly went down on you. Yeah, that would be better, but this ain’t bad, either.