The Random Stuff of Interests Page

I believe Sophie Monk was supposed to be the next big thing from the UK in Hollywood. Okay, so maybe no one thought that was really going to happen, but you gotta figure that with this body and that face and that rack, she had a pretty decent chance. I don’t think it really worked out for her, but that’s not going to stop us from ogling these gorgeous bikini pictures of Sophie Monk doing the beach bikini thing. God bless beaches and bikinis. And Sophie Monk’s ability to look hot in said bikinis.

Our Latin Flavor of the Day is Gina La Piana, a singer, actress, and composer (yes, I said composer) from Latin America. That means she doesn’t just act in films, she actually scores them, too. And oh yeah, did I mention she’s also drop dead gorgeous? More on her: “The talented actress and musician started her career in the entertainment industry as she was signed a major label deal with SONY in an all girl group called “Carmen Jones”. She later signed with Columbia Records to be in another all-girl group called, “Movida”. After building her music career and maturing as an artist, Gina was signed as a solo artist through MCA with Randy Jackson. Since, Gina has also accomplished writing and singing for Disney, including the end title song for CINDERALLA PART II: DREAMS DO COME TRUE; “Put it Together”.

When people said California girls were hot, they must have been thinking about actress/model Brooke Long. Blue eyes, blonde, with legs that go on forever? Check, check, and check! Here’s a little more about her: “Amongst acting on her plate, Brooke is also known for her talents as a host, cheerleader/dancer, and professional model; in which you may be familiar with her as one of the sexy “Deal or No Deal” models, on NBC with Howie Mandell. As you may have also seen Brooke as the host of HD Network’s “Smashbrain TV”, she returns to HD Network to host the upcoming season of “Get Out”.

Ever wondered what the Joes and the Cobra guys did when they’re not beating the tar out of each other? Well wonder no more.

This may or may not be the 20th time that Tricia Helfer has been in Maxim. To be honest with you, I’ve stopped keeping count, mostly because, well, who cares, right? It’s all about Tricia Helfer and that perfect body slinking around the joint. Ever since Battlestar Galactica has gone off the air, you can catch Helfer and her fellow BSG hotties all over the tube doing guest spots. Helfer recently had a nice long stint on Burn Notice, and Katee Sackhoff is going to be showing up as a CTU tech on 24 pretty soon. What I’m trying to say is, thank God for TV, otherwise Tricia Helfer wouldn’t be out there promoting like this recent appearance in Maxim.

I haven’t heard Katharine McPhee’s new album “Unbroken”, but then again, when was the last time I heard any album by anyone? See, this is what happens when you only listen to the radio when you’re in the car, and I don’t think the channel that I have the radio set to 24-7 plays Katharine McPhee songs. Which is too bad, I think they could use a change. Not that I’m going to tell them. Anyways, here are some hot promos of Katharine McPhee for her “Unbroken” album. I hear it’s good, but then again, I could just be making that up.

If you have eyes, you already know that former Party of Five pipsqueak Lacey Chabert is all grown up and looking hot and junk. And when I mean hot and junk I mean Daaaaaaaaaaamn that girl is looking good. So what better way to start your Monday than with some Lacey Chabert? Okay, so it could be better if you, say, went to work and your boss suddenly declared you king of the office and gave you a big raise and the girl in the next cubicle who is way out of your league suddenly went down on you. Yeah, that would be better, but this ain’t bad, either.

Your Weekend Send-off is courtesy of Australian supermodel Miranda Kerr posing for pictures in a bikini. Because what else are supermodels from Australia supposed to do? Exactly. Anyways, I personally think Miranda Kerr is a tad too thin, and she really gets away with being that stick thin because of the face, cause let’s face it, that’s one hot face. Anyways, it’s not like I’d kick her out of bed or anything. One, she is a supermodel, and two, I’m just not strong enough to kick people out of bed. Heck, sometimes I have trouble getting out of bed myself, but that’s neither here nor there, so pretend like I didn’t say anything.

You gotta love models who get caught by the paparazzi on the beach. While your average hot celebrity is pouting and trying to hide the goods, the models just smile and pose a bit. Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. Plus, they’re kind of used to people taking pictures of them, I suppose, which is good for us. Here’s Adrianne Curry on the beach showing off some killer beach bikini body. Really, that is one righteous bod there. Adrianne Curry, incidentally, is the only person to ever win that America’s Next Top Model show that has anything resembling a, well, top model career. What I’m trying to say is, that show is useless and they should just, you know, stop.

Keira Knightley looks pretty damn good in a corset, which is ironic because without a corset and their wonderbra powers, Keira Knightley is flat as a board. Hell, I think I have bigger boobies than Ms. Knightley, but the fact that I’m a guy sorta makes that not so hot. Anyways, as a tribute to the power of the ancient wonderbra aka the corset, here’s Mondays with Keira Knightley in a corset. So how exactly does this help you to survive your Monday? Easy, just picture your boss wearing one. Works for me. (P.S. It helps if your boss is a chick.)

Your Weekend Send-off is brought to you by “Fast and Furious” star Jordana Brewster. You know, it sucks that Jordana Brewster is not more famous than she currently is, but then again, it sucks that girls make me work for the good stuff. It’s deep thoughts like that that keep me up at nights, I hope you guys are taking notes. In any case, here’s Jordana Brewster by the pool. Why she doesn’t just jump in, I don’t know. It’s hot as hell where I live, and if I had a pool, I’d jump right in. I mean, come on, Jordana, what up with that? But I guess when you’re hot, you can do whatever you want. Works for me.

The gorgeous January Jones has been in a lot of movies, and is one of the regular stars of AMC’s Mad Men TV show, but to be honest with you, I haven’t seen her in a whole lot except the “American Pie” movies. I’m sure she’s a good actress, or maybe I’m just giving her the benefit of the doubt because, did I mention, she’s incredibly attractive. Check out the latest batch of January Jones modeling pics, these from the Italian edition of GQ magazine. True story: GQ? It actually stands for Good Quarters because the founder is a football fan. True story.

Wow, has it been that long since we dived into the clear blue wonders that is the Australian continent? It’s a continent, you know. A whole country is also a whole continent. It’s like me and awesomeness. Yes, there’s me, and there’s awesomeness, but you can’t have one without the other. That’s just how it is, kiddies. Anyways, where was I? Oh right, today’s dive into Aussie hotness has come up with TV personality, actress, and model Annalise Braakensiek of Sydney, New South Wales, Australia. She’s best known as Claudia Macpherson in the Aussie TV sitcom Pizza. Which, incidentally, I just ate, and man, is my stomach acting up…

Talk about every fanboy’s wet dream. Scarlett Johansson is already right up there without ever slipping on the tight black pleather, but how are the poor fanboys going to restrain themselves when Scarlett Johansson shows up onscreen in “Iron Man 2″ in full Black Widow garb? We’re talking ultra tight black pleather here, folks. Plus, the hair is kinda hot, too. Some pics of Scarlett Johansson in the upcoming “Iron Man 2″. Is it just me, or is the pic where she’s just in a dress “working” even sexier than the one where she’s dressed up as the Black Widow?

Your daily dose of lingerie goodness is brought to you this Thursday by South African model Jenna Pietersen. She’s what the kids would call hot. As oppose to ugly. Which, let me be clear, she’s not. I mean, look at her, she’s like the opposite of ugly. What I’m trying to say is, don’t go reading things into this post that doesn’t exist. I’m warning you! Anyhoo, grab yourself some Jenna Pietersen lingerie moment and sit back and relax. See, it’s ties like this that makes life worth living. That and beer. And chicks. And football. And TV…

Bikini pictures of celebs are pretty standard fare on the Interwebs nowadays, but you don’t see Jennifer Connelly bikini pictures all that much, if at all, which makes these pretty special. Back in the day, when she was just starting out, Jennifer Connelly was smoking hot. She’s still looking pretty good now, actually, and the whole MILF status just makes it that much hotter. Check out Jennifer and the family at the beach, but minus pictures of the family, of course. We’re not weird or anything, after all.

To be honest with ya, I’m not sure why Eliza Dushku isn’t more famous. Sure, every geek knows who she is, but if you’re not of that persuasion, you have no clue. Maybe it’s her last name. Dushku. That sounds like the name of a “Die Hard” sequel bad guy, doesn’t it? Or something your mom warns you not to touch as a kid. “Billy, don’t you dare touch that Dushku! Don’t make me warn you again, mister!” Etc. Of course if they took a look at this Dushku, they’d realize there is nothing to fear, except for that sudden tightness in your pants, I mean. Here’s Eliza Dushku in the latest issue of FHM looking all hot and junk.

Olivia Munn in a building full of geeks. It’s munny. Get it? Whatever.

I still can’t believe Lucas let them do this. I mean, the dude won’t let me have wet dreams about Star Wars without sending me a cease and desist letter. Sure, the wet dreams involved Princess Leia in that gold bikini, Jabba the Hutt, and Dark Vadar when he was a young pup, but still…

Oh, the Norwegians. Is there anything they haven’t given us? Okay, so I don’t really know what the Norwegians have given us in the past, but at least now we can add model Jani Askevold to that ever-growing list of, er, one? Anyways, Jani Askevold is a model, and a lingerie model at that. Here she is bringing the Tuesday lingerie goodness. The Norwegian hottie stands a whopping 5′10″, which is taller than me, and I’m pretty tall. Okay, that last part is a lie. I’m actually very short. Don’t mock me! Anyways, enjoy.