The Random Stuff of Interests Page

Did anyone think that Jenna Fischer, who plays plain Jane office slave Pam on TV’s The Office would, given the chance, blow up as a sexy siren of the big screen? Okay, so maybe we shouldn’t really go that far, but I’m telling you, Jenna Fischer is getting hotter with every movie I see her in. First there were those corset scenes from “Blades of Glory”, and now there’s this nightie scene, plus a couple of more choice images, from “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story”. Pretty funny movie, too, but really, it’s worth seeing just for Jenna Fischer.

Our Italian Spice of the day is Alessia Merz, another Italian TV hostess who splits her time on TV, modeling nude for her calendars, and modeling nude in magazines. Basically, Alessia Merz looks really good nude, and spends most of her time modeling nude. As you can see from these pictures, she’s got legs that go on forever to next week, and those eyes are just to die for. Seriously, I’ve never seen an Italian woman that looks this exotic in my life, and Alessia Merz is the first and, until now, the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.

Now I’m going to go out on a limb and say that our Random Foreign Babe of the Day Miren Ibarguren is a Spanish model and TV actress. Then again, I could be wrong, but I doubt it. Either way, how can someone with the name “Miren Ibarguren” NOT be foreign, at least to us vanilla Americans? IMDB.com has an extensive filmography on our Foreign Babe, including TV series like “A tortas con la vida”, “Escenas de matrimonio”, and the movie “las 13 rosas”, which is about “Thirteen young women are sent to the firing squad early in the Franco regime, in retaliation for a political crime they were not involved in.” Wow, what a downer. But you know what’s not a downer? Yup, Miren Ibarguren in lingerie is definitely anything but a downer. Upper, maybe…

The first time I ever heard of Australian model turned actress Kate Fischer was when she starred in a bad, bad, BAD movie called “Blood Surf”, about a killer crocodile in Asia somewhere. You see, there are these documentary filmmakers, and they’re trying to make a documentary about a bunch of “rad” surfers, but instead they run across this giant crocodile that basically chomps on them one by one. Then, somewhere in there, Asian pirates show up and chase the girls around trying to rape them. Kate Fischer plays one of the girls, and you haven’t seen a rack until you’ve seen it in a tight top running around the jungle. Oh my!

Bollywood actress Katrina Kaif is not nearly as famous as Aishwarya Rai, but then again, even God isn’t nearly as famous as Aishwarya Rai when it comes to international renown. That’s one of the benefits of being a famous actress in a country that has over 50 billion citizens. India is reaching 50 billion citizens, right? Well, it’s somewhere around there, or thereabouts. Katrina Kaif started her career as a model before putting those good looks into the movies, starring in films like “Boom”, “Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya”, and “Namastey London”, which I saw last week and just loved it. Well, not really, but kinda. Check out Katrina Kaif.

Are all the glamour models from the UK short, or is it just Hannah-joy Lewis? She stands a meager 5′4″, but when you have that kind of body, does it matter? Probably not. Hannah-joy, who is sometimes referred to as “Pop”, hails from Bromsgrove, Worcestershire, England, UK, which I actually visited once — or maybe it was just a bad dream. Mind you, not that I think visiting Bromsgrove, Worcestershire qualifies as a bad dream, or a nightmare, you know what I mean. Right? Anyhoo. Our Brit Babe of the day is glamour model Hannah-joy Lewis, who packs quite a bundle.

The guys making the latest Bond movie, Bond 22, aka “Quantum of Solace” (yeah, what a stupid name, I hate it, too) have released pictures of their two latest Bond girls. They’re off Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton. Olga will be playing Bond’s love interest, the “mysterious” Camille, while Gemma will be playing Agent Fields, who I am assuming is a fellow MI6 agent. (Bond works for MI6, in case you don’t know.) I’m waiting for more killer pictures, but right now seeing the two women in the upcoming movie is good enough. Check it out: Quantum of Solace with Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton. (I would have included a picture of Judi Dench, who is also in the movie, but, um, this ain’t the AARP site.)

Another reason to love the current Presidential coverage that’s all over the cable news networks is Democratic strategist and hottie blogger Kirsten Powers. And let’s face it, bloggers are rarely also hotties, but Kirsten Powers, with those luxurious blonde hair and twinkle in her eyes qualifies as both a hottie and a blogger. What you might not know about Powers is that she is originally from Alaska, and she once served in Bill Clinton’s Administration. How much you wanna bet that Bill was trying to tap that ass everytime she stepped into the same room with him? Not a whole lot of pictures of Kirsten Powers online, but some videos will have to do.

When you’re 6 feet tall and barely weigh over 90 pounds, what’s there left to do but become a model? (Okay, so Jaslene Gonzalez is not really 6 feet tall and 90 pounds, she’s more like 5′8″ and 110 pounds.) Such is the life and times of one Jaslene Gonzalez, our Latin Flavor of the day, and the winner of Cycle 8 of the TV reality show America’s Next Top Model, which claims that the winner will become, er, as the name implies, America’s next top model, but not really. Jaslene Gonzalez hails from Puerto Rico, which kinda makes her American, since I think we own that country or something. Now all Jaslene Gonzalez needs is a couple of more pounds and she’ll look even better. A woman shouldn’t be THIS bag-and-bones…

Our Random Supermodel of the Day may be named Mini Anden, but there’s nothing mini about this Mini. Mini Anden hails from Sweden, where she also works as an actress and TV host (she emceed the Tyra Bank clone Scandinavia’s Next Top Model — yes, there really is such a thing), and in her spare time, she even did some TV producing work. Hey, who doesn’t? She’s done work for Calvin Klein, Donna Karan, BCBG, Louis Vuitton, Hugo Boss and Gucci, and has been on the cover of and in the pages of Vogue, Marie Claire, Cosmopolitian and ELLE magazine. Basically, the girl has been around the world, and looks mighty fine doing it, too.

During my time in college, I’ve seen some fine, fine looking girls, but I have to admit, they never looked as good as Jennifer Winters, a University of California babe who is CO-ED Magazine’s Miss CO-ED for, uh, this week. Or maybe it’s a monthly thing. Who knows for sure. Jennifer Winters is a 20-year old USC senior (damn, when I was 20 I was barely — uh, nevermind), and she was born to have her bikini pictures taken while lounging about on the sunny California beach. What a babe. Check out some pictures of her below and head over to CO-ED for more of the lovely doll.

I will admit that I have no idea who Melanie Slade is until I saw her in the latest issue of Arena Magazine. After a brief trip to Google, I found this about Melanie Slade (via): “Melanie Slade is the girlfriend of Arsenal footballer Theo Walcott. Melanie and Theo first met outside the shop where Mel worked at West Quay shopping mall in Southampton. Melanie was outside with a basket in her hand when Walcott’s friend announced “the basket is for phone numbers”. He scribbled his his mobile number on a scrap of paper and tossed it into Mel’s basket. Theo did the same. The romance had begun… Theo Walcott and Melanie Slade have been an item ever since!” Wow. Anyhoo, she’s pretty hot. Check her out.

Our Sports Babe of the Day is Anni Friesinger, a four-time Olympic Gold medalist in speed skating, who hails from Germany, which probably explains why Anni Friesinger has one smoking hot body, but a face that could, well, use some work. But hey, she’s an athlete, and although you wouldn’t exactly call her naturally beautiful, that body could definitely go for days on end and never get tired, especially considering that she’s a speed skater, and those gals know how to get started fast and hard and keep going and going and going… Um, I need a cold shower. Please to enjoy Anni Friesinger in her skivvies.

Our Brit Babe for the day is one Lucy Brown, who is not nearly as well-known for her looks as her Primeval co-star, Hannah Spearritt, whose last name is so gosh darn hard to spell that I have to look it up each time to make sure I got it right. The show, incidentally, is about a group of people trying to stop an invasion by creatures from the past. Or something like that. I’ve never actually seen it, but I plan to as soon as the show reaches U.S. soil. If it ever does, that is, cause I always love this type of show anyways, and add a dash of Lucy Brown to the cast, and I’m definitely giving Primeval a shot once it lands in the States.

The gorgeous Kaley Cuoco (formerly of Charmed, during its last season) is in the current issue of Men’s Health magazine (wearing nothing but an itty bitty two-piece bikini, at that, thus making every men’s dreams come true), where she says this: “If you have a rescued dog with you and are reading The Bark — forget it, I’ll marry you right there.” Which leads me to this confession: I spend all my time rescuing dogs and reading The Bark. Heck, I’ve been reading The Bark so much that my copy of it has gone all dog-eared. (Get it?) So, uh, when do you wanna get married, Kaley? Kaley Cuoco bikini picture from Men’s Health below. Oh man, I really gotta learn to love dogs more…

In case you missed it (and come on, who actually watches this thing anymore?), but Miss Michigan Kirsten Haglund was crowned Miss America for 2008. The competition was actually shown live on the TLC network. Yes, that’s right, the Miss America pageant has become so unpopular in America that they’ve now been forced to show the pageant on a basic cable channel. Sigh. Remember when people actually cared about the pageant? Oh well. Here are some pictures of the former Miss Michigan and current Miss America for 2008, Kirsten Haglund. And yes, bikini pictures of the lovely beauty queen is included. What, you thought they wouldn’t be?

Really, what other reason is there to watch the upcoming comedy “Fool’s Gold” besides the fact that Kate Hudson, God bless her soul, shows off that perfect, ab-tastic body of hers in a two-piece bikini for a number of scenes? If you don’t believe me, take a look at these pictures from the movie, and behold the glorious wonders of Kate Hudson in a bikini. Heck, she’s so hot, that even the picture of her without a bikini still looks good. And oh yeah, the movie also stars some dude name Matthew and they’re chasing around islands for gold or something. Um. Kate Hudson + bikini = Nuff said.

Let’s face it: the trailer for the new parody movie “Meet the Spartans”, er, really, really sucks. As in, “This thing is going to suck so hard, people on Mars are gonna hear the sound of the sucking”. I’m serious, the trailer for “Meet the Spartans” looks just Godawful. There are a couple of nice gags, all of them involving Nicole Parker from MADTV doing Britney Spears, but the rest of the movie — dear God, even that “You Got Served” skit? Quite possibly some of the most unfunny thing I’ve ever seen being called comedy. But hey, it co-stars Carmen Electra, and God willing, she’ll get just as nude (or more, if the Gods are smiling) than Lena Headey did in “300″. Don’t let us down, moviemakers!

It’s been a while since I played the “Far Cry” first-person shooter (what has it been, 2 years? More?), but I do distinctively remember that I loved the hell out of it. There was a lot of running, gunning, boating, and driving to be had, and it was a ball. The graphics were fantastic, the bullet effects were outstanding, and generally speaking, I had a blast from beginning to end, and found myself playing it for hours and days on end. “Far Cry 2″ takes the game to Africa somewhere, and while this teaser trailer doesn’t show a whole lot — okay, it doesn’t show anything, actually — it still got me pumped for the game’s eventual release. Trailer and some preview images from the game below.

Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, and yes, a lot of people have said lots about her (she’s not really a celebrity, she actually released her own sex tape for attention, blah blah blah), but you gotta admit, aren’t you kind of glad she did all those things to get famous, if it means we get to see her modeling two-piece bikinis like these? I know I am! Hey, look, this is America, man, and anyone and everyone has the right to do whatever they can to be famous, even if it means being famous for absolutely no reason. God bless Kim Kardashian and her rack.