Kimberly Caldwell Keeps Getting Hotter

24 January 2008

Kimberly Caldwell

Of all the former American Idol girls, especially the ones from the original first season, I have to say that Kimberly Caldwell has stayed the hottest throughout the years. She’s currently doing TV work on the TV Guide channel, and every now and then she shows off those pipes. The last time I saw her was when she sang at the Houston-Buccaneers game in December 2007, when she sang (and fantastically, I might add) the National Anthem before the game. I was surprised it was Kimberly Caldwell, actually, since I don’t recall her voice being that husky, but wow, fantastic performance from a fantastic babe.

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Tom Cruise on Scientology; South Park Rebuttal

You know, I’ve heard and seen snippets from this Scientology video where Tom Cruise talks about his Scientology belief, and how great it is, and how they (Scientologists) should rule the world (or something like that). It’s pretty creepy, mostly because Tom Cruise is sooooooo damn into it, he’s bought it hook, line, and sinker. According to Tom, Scientology is the authority on basically everything ever invented in the whole wide world. Seriously, he’s saying all this stuff in the video. I shit you not. And just for fun, I’ve also added the infamous South Park episode that makes fun of Scientology. Best…episode…EVER.

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Another Reason to Watch Wrestling: Candice Michelle

24 January 2008

Candice Michelle

Come on, who doesn’t like wrasslin’? I remember when I was a kid I used to watch wrestling and actually believed it was all true. No, really, I was really gullible as a kid, but then again, weren’t we all? We believed everything TV told us, because TV knows all and would never lie to us. Of course now we know better; TV only tells us the whole truth on Mondays, but never on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, and sometimes on Thursdays and Fridays. On Saturdays and Sundays, it’s very iffy. But I digress. If you ever wanted another excuse to watch wrestling without being embarrassed, just tell them: Candice Michelle is hot. And if they don’t agree with you, point them to this post.

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Canadian Goodness with Chantal Kreviazuk

24 January 2008

Chantal Kreviazuk

You know me, I’m always on the look out for a new, fresh voice to add to my collection of, er, new, fresh voices. And Canada seems like a good enough place to look, which is where I found Canadian songwriter/singer Chantal Kreviazuk. She kind of looks like actress Lena Headey, but, er, slightly more Canadian. Her music sounds a little bit like pop and folk to me, but definitely not alternative. Not content to just sing, in 2007 she starred in “Pretty Broken”, a short film about a woman dealing with mental illness that she wrote and co-produced.

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Odette Yustman at the Cloverfield Premiere

24 January 2008

Odette Yustman

I have yet to see J.J. Abrams’ “Cloverfield”. Why? Because monster movies scare me, what with all the monsters and whatnot running around eating people. You know, eating people is not a good thing, people, not at all. Anyhoo. Here’s one of “Cloverfield’s” stars, Odette Yustman, at the premiere of her movie. Word is, the cast of “Cloverfield” was cast because they were unknown actors, but take a look at Odette Yustman at the premiere of her movie, and tell me she doesn’t look like a mega movie starlet in the making. Great cheek bones, great body, and I haven’t seen someone shine like that at a red carpet movie premiere in a long while.

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More Latin Flavor with Julieta Prandi

In an encore of our Latin Flavor of the day is Julieta Prandi, an Argentinian model and TV person, and yes, a very hot bikini model. She hails from Buenos Aires, Argentina, although she has a number of TV credits in IMDB.com, I would be hardpressed to tell you if those are actual TV roles or appearances where she jumps out of a cake in a two-piece bikini to shock some poor schlub into an early heart attack because, you know, that’s the kind of thing that happens in Argentinian TV. Then again, I could have just been hallucinating when I came to that conclusion, so who knows. Check her out and enjoy.

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Bollywood’s Kim Sharma in Maxim

24 January 2008

Kim Sharma

It’s not like I spend a whole lot of time watching Bollywood movies, so of course I had no idea who Kim Sharma was until I saw her on the cover and in the pages of this foreign edition of Maxim Magazine. She looks good and all that, but let’s go back to Bollywood movies. I’ve actually seen a half dozen Bollywood movies or so throughout the years, but I just never could get the whole “break out into song and dance” gag. I mean, dude, what’s the deal with that? They do that in horror movies, too! That’s just weird, man, too weird for me. But Kim Sharma? There’s nothing weird about her — just hotness.

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Nichole Hiltz is a Hit with Hotness

24 January 2008

Nichole Hiltz

Nichole Hiltz is a former model who can be seen in magazines like Stuff and elsewhere, and who has parlayed her ability to take off as much clothes as possible while still not actually being nude into numerous acting gigs. She turned a small role in “Shallow Hal” as a “sorority girl” and “Alien Jumpsuit Chick #2″ in “Dude, Where’s my Car” into a starring role in movies like “Act of Revenge” and “Blueberry”. Her latest is “Trailer Park of Terror”, which is currently making the rounds in Sundance, and she’s got a regular, steady gig on the FX Network’s “The Riches” TV show. Basically, you’re going to be seeing a whole lot more of her, and this is a good enough spot to start your introduction to Nichole Hiltz.

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Carmen Electra Has a Crush on You

23 January 2008

Carmen Electra, Funny Stuff

Ever wondered what it would be like if a hot babe like Carmen Electra had a crush on you? Well wonder no more, kids, because Carmen does have a crush on you — at least, she promises to pretend she does if you promise to go see her new movie “Meet the Spartans”, which from the looks of it is a combination “300″ and “Meet the Parents” spoof, although all I saw were spoofs on “300″, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and “Happy Feet”. Anyhoo. The “geniuses” behind the movie have created a site here where you can enter your name, picture, and phone number, and Carmen Electra will call you professing her love to you. Kind of. Hey, I know it’s all pretend, but still, it’s kinda cool anyways. You’ll always be able to say, “Carmen Electra called me at home while I was sitting at the computer in my dirty underwear!” Oh yeah.

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Jess Weixler’s Hotness has Teeth

22 January 2008

Jess Weixler

In her new movie “Teeth”, Louisville, Kentucky native Jess Weixler plays a young high school student who has something very, very wrong with her, you know, “down there”. Hint: It’s got teeth, and it’s not supposed to have teeth. It’s a love story, doncha know? The movie’s tagline is, “Every rose has its thorns,” and is written and directed by a twisted bastard name Mitchell Lichtenstein. Anyhoo. We think Jess Weixler is destined for greatness. Check out some pictures of the Louisville babe from “Teeth” and a clip from her movie. Man, talk about “No means no!” This is more like, “No means ouch!” Damn.

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Lost Seasons 1 to 3 Recap

22 January 2008

TV Stuff

If you’re like me, you’ve always wanted to watch Lost, but you just never got around to it. Okay, so maybe even when you did get around to it, you were so hopelessly lost that you sort of gave up after a few minutes. And with Season 4 gearing up, everyone wants to get back on the island, so here’s a 9-minute video put together by ABC that brings you up to speed on what’s happened on the island so far in Seasons 1 through 3. It’s obviously not the ENTIRE thing, as that would take ages, but it’s a cool enough recap that you do get a feel for the storyline so far. Man, what is the deal with the smoke monster…?

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Denise Richards and Pam Anderson are Blonde and Blonder

22 January 2008

Denise Richards, Pamela Anderson

I can’t decide if Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson teaming up to play dumb blondes in the comedy “Blonde and Blonder” means they’ve given up the serious acting thing and are now completely embracing their blondeness, or if this is shrewdness on their part — playing type in an attempt to play against type? Uh, I’m confused. Here’s what the movie is about: “Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.” Yeah, and they’re both really blondes, with huge racks. (Well, Anderson’s rack is still huge, but Richards seems to have gotten smaller?) What more could you ask for? Hopefully some raunchy comedy slash nudity would be nice. Check out a pic from the movie below.

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Random Supermodel of the Day: Teresa Moore

You may not know a whole lot about our Random Supermodel of the Day, Teresa Moore, but take my word for it, the girl is definitely worth noticing. Or hey, you could stop being so damn lazy and check out her pictures below, and don’t take my word for it. But whatever the case, Teresa Moore hails from New Zealand, and stands 5′9″, which is plenty tall enough in case you were wondering. She has done work for Diesel, Gap, Glo Jeans, Neutrogena, Triumph, and did I mention that the girl looks practically slammin’ in lingerie?

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Nina Moric Bikini Pictures

Former Croatian model turned Ricky Martin music video babe turned the hottest chick with a the most perfect bikini body ever, you won’t find a whole lot of girls who can top Nina Moric in a lot of categories. Certainly, the big, fake rack counts against her, but when the rest of the package is this great, is it really worth complaining about? Well, probably not, unless Nina Moric would like to convince me otherwise, because as everyone knows, I’m easily convinced. Nina Moric bikini pictures. Otchie matchie!

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Susan Atwell

I don’t know very much about our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Susan Atwell, except that her name doesn’t sound all that German to me, which I’m told she is. Well, IMDB.com tells me she’s a German actress and TV host who hails from Hamburg, Germany, but the last time IMDB.com told me anything and I believed it, I ended up in Canada when I was trying to get to Mexico. I mean, come on, IMDB.com, why the hate, bro? Anyhoo. It’s Susan Atwell, and she’s very attractive, and has nice abs, and please to enjoy.

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Super Bowl XLII is Set: Patriots vs. Giants

21 January 2008

Sports Stuff

It’s on! After a full day of killer football, Super Bowl XLII is set and ready to go: the undefeated New England Patriots versus the improbable New York Giants. What you have here is basically a team that everyone expected to reach the Super Bowl reaching the Super Bowl, and the team that no one expected to reach the Super Bowl doing likewise. When you look at it, the Giants are the more impressive team — they beat three teams in a roll on the road in the Playoffs just to make it to the Super Bowl. The Pats, meanwhile, only had to beat two teams in the comforts of home. Here’s my pick for Super Bowl XLII: Pats in a squeaker. Or maybe Pats in a blow-out. Either/or. It’ll still be the Pats.

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Carla Bruni Bikini Pictures

Carla Bruni is a former Italian supermodel turned singer turned dater of political leaders. I.e. she’s the tall, statuesque babe currently walking on the arm of French President Sarkozy. And as you can see from these pictures of Carla at the beach in a two-piece bikini, she’s also a stunning babe with legs that goes on forever and the kind of body that Germany might just invade France all over again just to possess. You know those wacky Germans, watch out for the, France! But man, is Carla Bruni looking incredible or is she looking incredible? Oooh lala me likey!

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Latin Flavor: Fernanda Mello

I originally posted Fernanda Mello under our Random Supermodel of the Day, but since she’s also obviously Latin, I’ve chosen to post more pictures of her in our Latin Flavor category. Yes, you guessed it; it’s all just one big, lame excuse to post really hot pictures of a really hot model. So get off my back already; this site and myself are shallow that way. If you want deep and insightful political commentary, may I suggest Aint-It-Cool-News.com? Wait, they don’t do political commentary, either. Or at least, nothing coherent. Oh well. Please to ogle Fernanda Mello bikini pictures.

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Heidi Montag in Maxim

21 January 2008

Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag, for the uninitiated, is one of the stars (and I use the term loosely) on The Hills. The Hills, for the uninitiated, is one of MTV’s Godawful “reality” (yeah, right) TV shows that has less basis in reality than, say, all those movies about how Sarah Jessica Parker is a gorgeous New Yorker and such. But Heidi Montag doesn’t look half bad, and after a couple of trips under the knife, she’s looking practically hot. Here’s Heidi and her new wares on the cover and in the pages of the February issue of Maxim Magazine. Hey, I don’t watch The Hills, but I’d like to climb them hills!

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Random Foreign Babe of the Day: Ana Johnsson

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Ana Johnsson, a Swedish songwriter and singer who is fluent in Swedish, English, German and Norwegian. And according to some bio of her I’ve seen, she was, for a time, a “semi”-professional snowboarder, which probably means she was good enough that she considered taking it up as a profession, but decided not to. Then again, she could be really bad at snowboarding, but I just can’t see someone this hot being bad at anything. That makes sense, right? Anyhoo. Some album promos and a video of her song “We Are”. Not bad…

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