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I can’t decide if Rachel Bilson is really sexy in her little itty bitty bikini in this latest spread for GQ Magazine, or if I’m a tad disturbed that she’s a little itty bitty tiny person. How tall is Rachel Bilson, anyway, 3-feet-and-change? Eh, who cares, she still looks pretty darn good in a two-piece bikini. Catch Rachel Bilson post “The OC” in the movie “Jumper” with that guy from the “Star Wars” prequels. The movie actually looks pretty good, and hopefully it’ll be a hit so we can see more of Rachel Bilson on the big screen.

Frank Caliendo started off as a castmember on FOX’s little-seen skit show MadTV, but he’s since broaden off into his own TV show on one of the basic cable networks. Caliendo is a brilliant imitator, and he can do pretty much everyone, but his best impression has to be as John Madden, the football announcer. What makes it so funny? Probably how Caliendo makes Madden look like a total spaz, and will go on for whole sentences without actually saying anything, or even forming actual words. Here are some of Frank Caliendo’s best moments as John Madden.

I love Jennifer Garner. How can you not love Jennifer Garner? You would have to be a frakkin’ Commie not to have a neverending adoration for Jennifer Garner. The woman is just spectacular, whether she’s battling spies on Alias or battling ninjas in the movies, or fooling around with lucky bastards in romantic comedies. You gotta love Jennifer Garner, especially when she’s wearing tight leather, because let’s face it, the only thing better than a hot woman is a hot woman in tight leather.

Some supermodels do the cute thing, some do the sexy thing, and some go for the smoldering hot look thing. As for Barbara Herrera, she’s going with the last thing. Why? Probably because she can pull it off and look good while doing it. So here’s your totally pointless lingerie special posting featuring Barbara Herrera. Wait, there is nothing totally pointless about posting lingerie pictures of a woman as super hot as Barbara Herrera. Some women can fit into their underoos, and others look silly; Barbara Herrera does NOT look silly. Please to enjoy.

Dania Ramirez was the latest addition to NBC’s “sinking quicker than a rock in a pond” show Heroes this year, but unfortunately her character sucked and is more annoying than Rosie O’Donnell trying to tell me a 9/11 conspiracy. But who cares if Heroes is sucking harder than a donkey this year, at least Dania Ramirez is super hot, and the show would improve if she comes back next year. Of course they’ll have to make her character Maya a little bit less whiny, but hey, as long as she’s still hot, right? Damn right. That’s pretty much all I want in my TV show.

Holy geez, just how cute is Emmy Rossum? She’s so bloody cute that I would run through a wall to prove how cute she is. Emmy Rossum is so cute that I would maybe rob a liquor store if she asked me to. And hell, I might even use a fast food joint’s bathroom if she insisted, and the two guys who read this site on a regular basis knows how much I hate using bathrooms at fast food joints. I mean, come on, have you seen these places? They’re disgusting! But anyways, that’s how cute I think Emmy Rossum is. Here she is somewhere being super cute.

If you were watching American Idol’s seventh season premiere episode last night (and let’s face it, most of you were, don’t lie), then you caught the blonde girl from Oregon named Kristy Lee Cook and instantly fell in love. How could you not? She’s 23 years old of sex appeal and ass-kicking goodness (she’s training to be a cage fighter!). And oh yeah, she also has a pretty damn good voice to go along with those good looks and lethal fists of fury. Check out Kristy Lee Cook, possibly American Idol’s next latest and greatest hottie. And the best part? She’s gonna be baaaaaaaaack.

There is a moment after the Dallas Cowboys lost to the New York Giants where Terrell Owens, he of the big fly shades and bald head, starts crying to the media about how they (the media) are now going to pin the blame on Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Which, if you’ve seen the game, I would have, since Romo played like crap. But what about TO’s crying? Is it real? Is it all an act? I don’t know. Trying to figure out this guy is like trying to figure out the secret hidden agenda of the turtle that keeps trying to eat my donut when I put it down for a moment to mess with my iPod. But see for yourself. Is it TO being a little biotch, or is it TO showing true emotions? You decide.

You know my policy regarding repeated posting of hot women — if one posting of said hot woman was deemed good enough the first time around, posting more pictures of said hot woman is definitely the way to go. And so it is the case with Greek singer Helena Paparizou, most famous for her song “My Number One”, which is also my nickname with girls I’ve dated in the past. Well, you know, when they’re not calling me the other name, and I think you know what name I’m referring to. Yes, it’s true, I’m also sometimes known as “The Studly One” by my ex-girlfriends. You would think being that they’re my exes, they wouldn’t have anything good to say about me, but you would be wrong.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — a model in bra and panties is always a pleasure to post, and a pleasure to ogle. But hey, I gotta justify this post, so allow me to go on and on about nothing for a moment. Let’s see, what should I babble about? Oh right, I remember when I was seven years old, when my mom took me to the barber, but the guy kind of smelled, so instead of sitting still I ran all over the place and — wait, I never went to a barber in my life! Nevermind. Anyhoo, lingerie pictures with model Anahi Gonzales. Please to ogle.

Oh sure, most people are given three names when they’re born, but how many of us actually uses all three in our professional lives? You got your Jennifer Love Hewitts and your Johnny Lee Millers and your — er, well, that’s pretty much all the three-name actors I can think of. What I’m trying to say is, when you have three names in your name, you better be able to pull it off. Luckily for us, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Alexandra Maria Lara, who hails from Bucharest, and is part German and Romania, can pull it off and then some. Check out some Alexandra Maria Lara and you’ll wish you had three names to your name, too.

Mexican actress Martha Higareda defines what we love about our Southward ladies — dark, smoldering, hot, and mucho spicy. Our Latin Flavor of the day Martha Higareda hails from Villa Hermosa, Tabasco, Mexico, which leads me to this story: I once put some Tobasco in some Tecate, and woooooweeee was it good! You should give it a try, even though I don’t encourage drinking. Ahem. Anyways, a long and successful stint on Mexican TV and movies, Martha Higareda is making the jump to Hollywood, and can be seen in the Hollywood crime flick “The Night Watchman” sometime in 2008. And before that, she has a regular part in the TV show Skip Tracer. Welcome to Hollywood, Martha!

Being a regular on a little seen show like October Road didn’t do a whole lot for Odette Yustman’s career, and neither was being a bikini-clad regular on the stillborn South Beach TV show. But all that’s going to change for the sultry brunette when she pops up onscreen in J.J. Abrams’ much-hyped “Cloverfield” monster movie in a few days. Her name is Odette Yustman, she’s a brunette, and she’s going to give the monsters in “Cloverfield” a run for their money in the “must see” department. Take a look at Odette Yustman now, because you’re going to be seeing a whole lot more of this little lady in the future.

God Bless the Japanese. I swear, if you looked up the words, “The World’s Craziest Game Shows”, you’d see the words, “See the Japanese people.” Because let’s face it, people, who else but the Japanese would think of a game show where nubile young girls put meat on their head, poke their heads up a hole, and let a Komodo dragon run around trying to eat the meat off their heads. The premise is that the girl who stays in her hole (har har) the longest wins. Obviously, the Japanese girls not being total idiots, most of them loses almost instantly. You HAVE to see this thing for yourself. I swear, God bless the Japanese.

You know, to be perfectly honest with you, I had no ideas the girls in Portugal were packing as much heat as our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Mariana Monteiro. If I had known that, I would have found out where Portugal was, and made my way there. Right after I finished painting the house and the fence, because as everyone who reads this site knows, in my spare time I paint houses and fences for a living and at the same time learn kung fu, but I don’t know I’m learning kung fu, you see, for my master isn’t telling me until I get mad one night and tell him he’s not teaching me any kung fu, after which he demonstrates what I’ve learn. Wait, that was “The Karate Kid”. Nevermind. Here’s Mariana Monteiro in her undies.

Not content to just look really hot in FHM, British babe Alesha Dixon has the English singer, MC, songwriter and television personality added to her healthy resume. Which, in my opinion, is way too much. I’ll be lucky if I can put “semi-literate website writer guy” to my list, and here’s Alesha with, like, ten different professions to her resume. But I digress. The latest winner of the Brit TV dancing show Strictly Come Dancing quickly parlayed her win into a stint on the latest issue of FHM magazine, because let’s face it, if you can’t show off the hot bod, what’s the point in going to the gym every day?

I’ve posted pictures of British actress Emily Blunt before, but I don’t think I’ve really fully appreciated what kind of smoking hotness she has going on. But don’t worry, kids, because this latest appearance in GQ Magazine is going to change all that. It’s not like Emily Blunt is nude here, or half naked, or anything like that; okay, she’s somewhat half-naked, but it’s just the smoldering good looks, the “Kate Beckinsale Level” of hotness that shines right through. If Emily Blunt doesn’t end up being one of the most famous actresses out there in a few years, Hollywood is just plain stupid.

What’s a hottie from Caracas, Venezuela to do to gain a little bit of fame? Well showing up in a stunning photoshoot showing a hint of her cash and prizes wouldn’t hurt. Our Latin Flavor of the day, Majandra Delfino, is looking mighty fine in these series of pictures. And if you don’t know who Majandra Delfino is, then you’re just not a Roswell fan. On the sci-fi TV series, Majandra Delfino played Maria DeLuca, and since the show went off the air in 2002, our latina hottie has been focusing on her music career, with occasional appearances on American TV on and off. Keep an eye out for her; those green eyes are to die for.

Hey, remember those days when Ashlee Simpson was a punk rebel rocker who wanted nothing to do with sister Jessica’s sugary pop image? And then, as if overnight, young Ashlee started to look more and more and more like Jessica? Well, that has nothing to do with these bikini pictures of Ashlee Simpson, but I just wanted to remind you that I know stuff, and if you don’t think I know stuff, you best think again, buster. Um, where was I? Oh right, Ashlee Simpson was somewhere doing something vacationing with someone when bikini pictures of her were snapped. She’s not looking too bad here, but she’s still got a ways to go to beat out big sis Jess. Work on that bikini body, Ashlee!

Let’s face it: the only reason to watch these Reality TV shows is to see which very attractive girl will come out of nowhere (say, Kansas or Nebraska, you know, one of those places we’ve all heard about, but have never actually visited cause they’re, like, really hidden or something) and grace the covers of our favorite men’s magazines like Stuff, Maxim, etc. So, without further ado, here are the potential hotties for the latest Survivor show, set in Micronesia, which I have absolutely no idea where it’s located. (Looks like Mary (pictured) is ready for her Maxim shoot now. I would go for Natalie, myself.)