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Now that I’ve posted the A-girls from the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, it’s now the B-girls turn. Mind you, not that I’m saying Bar Refaeli is a B-class beauty, but, um, compared to Marisa Miller, she’s somewhere below there. But then again, everyone is below Marisa Miller. That’s what happens when you have almost no body fat and a nice rack. But hey, Bar Refaeli is not chop liver. After all, you don’t get to date A-class dudes like Leonardo DiCaprio without having something uber hot going on, and Bar Refaeli certainly has that. Here are some selected pictures of her from the SI issue. Not bad at all…

Granted, bikini pictures of Jami Gertz have finally arrived a few years late — or a decade or two, to be perfectly honest with you — but I don’t know, these still looks pretty damn hot. And if you’re like me and fell in love with Jami Gertz in “Less Than Zero”, then seeing Blair in a two-piece bikini will be a dream come true. To her credit, she’s the mother of three sons (yes, that’s right, Blair has three sons — sigh, remember 1987?), and yet, she’s still got the body to slip on the two-piece bikini every now and then. I could do without the ugly hat, though, but the rest of Jami Gertz is good stuff.

It’s a proven fact that Italian TV shows have hot showgirls, just as it’s a proven fact that if you give an SAT test to the kids who attends and watches MTV’s TRL, nearly 90% of them won’t be able to spell SAT. Now that I’ve insulted a million kids out there in America land, let’s get to our Italian Spice of the day, shall we? Her name is Rosaria Cannavo, a former ballerina turned Italian TV showgirl. What does a showgirl on Italian TV do? Um, show stuff? Like a hot body in as little clothes as possible? Sheesh, it’s like you guys don’t even listen to what I write anymore. I’m sick and tired of it.

Okay, so now that our favorite American Hottie — er, I mean, Idol — is out of the way, let’s see what the other girls in American Idol’s Top 24 has to offer. We’ll start with 25-year old Amy Davis from 25, Lowell, IN: nice eyes. 19-year old Asia’H Epperson from Joplin, MO: hate the name. 17-year old Alexandrea Lushington from Douglasville, GA: where has she been keeping herself? 18-year old Kady Malloy from Houston, TX: if Kristy Lee gets sacked, she’s my back-up. 20-year old Ramiele Malubay from Miramar, FL: good things come in small packages. 24-year old Carly Smithson from San Diego, CA: hate the tattoos, love the voice. 16-year old Alaina Whitaker from Tulsa, OK: another hidden gem.

Yes! Another reason to keep watching bad kids pretend they can sing and adults trying to convince us that they in fact can sing! It’s another reason to watch another week of American Idol, kids, because our girl Kristy Lee Cook has made it into the Top 24. Which means now it’s up to you chumps at home to text in your votes for her on a regular weekly basis so I’ll have an excuse to keep watching this thing. With their Top 24 established, American Idol has released official promos of their wannabe singing stars. We’ll start with Kristy Lee Cook, of course.

How many times do we have to see it? A white guy who can play a little ball thinks his ability to put the ball in the basket means he can automatically dunk, too. Then they give it a shot and bam, a cute girl gets a face full of thigh. Hey, at least it’s thighs, and not some guy’s crotch in the face, right? Check out this video. I’m not sure where this is from, probably Europe or thereabouts, because white guys in America who can’t dunk don’t try to dunk. But these European white guys still think they can, and this is what happens. Stupid European white guys. White guys can’t dunk!

Our Sports Babe of the Day is Russian skater Irina Slutskaya, who I always thought was a bit of a sore thumb on the ice, being sexy and whatnot in a sport full of 12-year old kids with squeaky voices and 12-year old boy bodies. Wait, did I just admit that I watch woman’s figure skating? Um, because you know, I don’t. I’m way too manly for figure skating. I mean, come on, everyone knows I’m the manliest man out there, so of course I don’t watch woman’s figure skating. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Please to enjoy some Irina Slutskaya in some Russian magazine.

I don’t know a whole lot about our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Regina Dukai, except that she’s Hungarian and from the looks of it, she’s got the body for a modeling career. You don’t need to know where the woman comes from, or where she’s been, to fully appreciate that it takes a lot of hard work to keep that body that bikini-ready. Add to that her ability to look good as a blonde or a brunette, and you got yourself one heck of a babe. And yes, I am just making up crap to fill space here. Please to enjoy some Hungarian dish with Regina Dukai.

Do you know who Alyssa Sutherland is? I’ll be damn if I didn’t have a clue until I ran across these stunning pictures of the tall, leggy blonde. Or redhead, actually, despite pictures to the contrary. She has all the signs of a natural redhead — pale complexion, freckles, and just a stunning hotness about her — you know, all the signs of your average redhead. Her name is Alyssa Sutherland, and she is a model who hails from Brisbane, Australia, who has started to get into acting. She has two films to her credit so far, “The Devil Wears Prada” with Anne Hathaway and the Middle East-themed “Day on Fire”. We expect Alyssa Sutherland to blow up pretty soon, if only because hot chicks rarely get held down in Hollywood.

Thanks to the guys at Maxim, British glamour model Nikkala Stott and her insane, fat-less body is here to wish you a very happy Valentine’s Day. Now remember, guys, you don’t have to buy your girlfriends (real and imaginary) candy and flowers, but it is advisable that you do if you wanna get a little sumthin’ sumthin’, if you know what I mean. And of course, when I say “sumthin’” what I mean is a game of Candyland and, later, Monopoly, because there’s nothing a girl loves more on Valentine’s Day than a nice game of Candyland and Monopoly with the man she can barely stand. You can thank me later.

Blame it on movies like “You Got Served” that breakdancing, or forms of it, have come back into fashion. Remember the good old days? When you could embarrass a breakdancer into NOT admitting that he’s a breakdancer? Nowadays, these guys are everywhere, and they’re even holding international competitions. That’s not bad enough, but now they’re forming groups ala “You Got Served”! Which is, like, as bad as terrorists getting together to blow you up instead of just doing it by their little lonesomes. So here’s a breakdancer who didn’t quite make it; the guy nearly snaps his neck in half, but soldiers on anyway, even though he’s so out of it by the 20-second mark that he’s literally flopping around onstage. Funny stuff.

Hallelujah! The only reason to watch this year’s American Idol, blonde country singer (and kickboxing) Goddess Kristy Lee Cook, has survived the show’s hellish Hollywood Week (which saw record numbers of cuts, ouch) and will be continuing onwards into the show’s Top 50. Up next for her: Getting into the Top 25 tomorrow. Meanwhile, did you know there is a Kristy Lee Cook Myspace page? Now I don’t know if this is her official Myspace page, or something a fan put up, but there is one nice pic of her on it. There are also some pics of her at the RMG record label site that are also pretty nice.

The FX Channel sure is cranking out some pretty good shows. One of them is the Courteney Cox show Dirt, which she produces and stars in as a hellbent tabloid newspaper editor who will do anything to get her celebrity. It’s down and dirty and Courteney Cox is some kind of brunette on the show. Check out some promos of Courteney from the show. Really, I had no idea those eyes were so entrancing. Maybe it’s the photoshop work, but damn, I never noticed that Courteney Cox had this kind of sex appeal to sell. I guess she didn’t have a whole lot of chances to show it off while Jennifer Aniston was walking around with perky nips on Friends.

Leave it to Jeff Gordon to do the one thing that no one in NASCAR would ever do — in this case, it’s marry a Belgium supermodel. Oh sure, no one blames Jeffy boy for marrying Ingrid Vandebosch, because let’s face it, a hot girl is a hot girl regardless of where she hails from, but you gotta wonder how Ingrid is adapting to the NASCAR lifestyle. We’re talking about people who sit in a bleacher in the hot sun watching cars that go ’round and ’round in a circle for hours on end, after all. How do you go from walking the runways of Milan to belching with these people? God bless her, it appears Ingrid Vandebosch has done it. Here she is in the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Me likey!

Have I mentioned lately that I think Victoria’s Secret supermodel and bikini model goddess Marisa Miller has what can quite possibly be considered the best body in the whole damn world? I don’t know if the woman has a single inch of fat on that perfect, curvaceous body, but holy God, it’s impossible not to drool when even a clothed picture of her is around, so you can imagine that my computer keyboard is now soaked after witnessing these gorgeous bikini pictures of her in the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Mama mia! I think I’m in love. And oh yeah, she’s the cover girl of this year’s swimsuit issue.

So, uh, has Danica Patrick actually won a car race since the last time we made a post about her? Just wondering. Anyhoo, Danica Patrick is the courtesy sports babe in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year. Last year, of course, was Maria Sharapova, who finally slipped on the two-piece bikini for the boys out there. Danica Patrick in a two-piece bikini doesn’t look too damn bad herself, although I could have done without the racing helmet and half-on/half-off racing jumpsuits. Yeah, we know she’s a race car driver, now can we just focus on the girl and the bikini? Thanks much.

Dude, seriously, who knew the fat kid from “Stand By Me” would grow up to be a handsome actor who is married to a super hot supermodel and be pretty dang funny to boot? That’s Jerry O’Connell in a nutshell. Last time, Jerry impersonated Tom Cruise for the guys over at Funnyordie.com, and this time Jerry celebrates the end of the writer’s strike where, like, the writers got two cents more, or junk. Of course, Jerry is doing that Australian retard who trashed his parent’s house while they were away by throwing a party. Wait, recognize the reporter? Yup, that’s what Jerry is going home to at nights. Rebecca Romijn. Otchie motchie.

What time is it, kids? That’s right, it’s time for yet another post of Mischa Barton looking so damn fine you wish The OC was still on the air. Okay, so maybe you don’t wish The OC was still on the air because, let’s face it, who needs more OC besides kids from the OC? (Gah, if I say “OC” one more time I might have to shoot myself.) Anyways, here’s another post of Mischa Barton looking so damn fine that it’s not hard at all to believe that she used to be a model before she got into acting. Look at her; the girl knows how to work the camera, and the camera loves every inch of her. Mischa, Mischa, Mischa! Sigh.

There’s nothing wrong with the all-girl hip-hop group Danity Kane that a couple of years away from Puff Daddy (or P. Diddy, or whatever the hell he calls himself nowadays) wouldn’t help, like, tremendously. Of the group, Aubrey O’day is probably the hottest one of the bunch. She’s also talented, too, and she’s listed as being a singer, actress, songwriter, model, dancer, and in her spare time, she fights crime while wearing nothing but a pair of star-spangled undies, bra, and a lasso that, incredibly enough, can force you to tell the truth. No, really.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day is Franziska Knuppe, a German model from, well duh, Germany, of course. Unless, you know, she was weird and junk, in which case she would be a German model from, like Montana or something. And as everyone knows, and has known for the last hundred years or so, the hottest supermodels of the world hail from Montana, especially the German ones. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right. Model. German. Franziska Knuppe. Please to ogle.