The Random Stuff of Interests Page

You know, when you’re 7′7″, you’re expected to do a lot of things — such as, stop people who are smaller than you from, you know, dunking on your big, King Kong-like ass. But I guess nobody told University of North Carolina at Asheville center Kenny George that. George, who stands 7′7″, recently got a major facial from University of North Carolina center Tyler Hansbrough, who stands a meager 6′9″. But that isn’t going to stop Hansbrough from bringing the pain on poor Kenny George. Take a look at the video and tell me who is a basketball player and who isn’t. Hint: The big guy didn’t get there because of a sweet jumper.

I’ve been hearing the name Mercedes McNab for a while now, but I never really knew who she was. No wonder, because her biggest role to date has been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spin-off show, Angel, where she played the character Harmony Kendall. She’s had other roles in other TV shows, but they’ve never topped her appearances on Buffy and Angel. She hails from Canada — Vancouver, British Columbia, to be exact, which is somewhere between Alaska and Hawaii, if my superior geographical skills are correct, and I think they are. Without further ado, here’s Mercedes McNab in her undies. Please to enjoy, geeks.

It should come as no surprise that our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Daniela Domrose, is a former beauty queen, nabbing the Miss Deutschland in 2006, because let’s face it, you gotta be a pretty hot to win a beauty pageant, and once you’ve achieved that, landing in our column is pretty simple stuff. Mind you, not that we think all beauty queens are worthy, but there’s just something about Miss Deutschland. Maybe it’s the tall, sleek bod; the nice, blonde face; or maybe it’s just the fact that saying “Miss Deutschland” out loud makes me feel kinda cool. Whatever the case, get a load of Daniela Domrose.

So you think Heidi Klum is the only supermodel out there? Well you’re wrong, suckers! Wrong! There’s another one, and she’s our Random Supermodel of the Day, Julia Stegner. Before wading into the world of supermodeling, Julia Stegner played basketball in school, nabbing the nickname “Bean Bar” because she liked beans, and, um, beans as bars. No, wait, I think it might be because she was tall. Yeah, that makes more sense. Nowadays, you can find Julia Stegner working the runways and slipping on the bra and panties of Victoria’s Secret. (Pssst. Wanna know a secret? Victoria’s secret is that she’s an 80-year old dude with receding hairline. Pass it on.)

Who is our Latin Flavor for today, Fernanda Martinelli? Nobody really knows, except that she’s Brazilian, and that’s pretty much it. Here’s quick rundown of her modeling career from Wikipedia: “Very little is known about her. Between the years 2003-2004 she made a model album for the website Morango. As of January 2007, she appeared on the portfolio site of Brazilian photographer Marcus Luconi. The images, dated November 2006, list Martinelli’s representation as Ford Models Santa Catarina.” So there you go, and don’t you forget. Here are a couple of quick looks at the mystery girl.

Holy crap. How small does your penis have to be for you to buy a 150-inch Plasma TV just to show off to your buddies? Wait, my penis is pretty small, so I’m definitely getting this thing when it hits the market! Japanese TV folks Matsushita showed off their brand spanking new 150-incher at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas on January 7, 2008 (pictured below with a video of what 150-inches looks like), and it’s a beauty. It promises four times better resolution than full high-definition 1080p picture quality and offers a screen the size of nine 50-inch plasma televisions. That means it’s really, really big, and really, really nice to look at. Line up for yours in 2009, kiddos.

Wow. Golf. Remember when people actually considered that a sport, instead of a bunch of rich dorks in dorky clothes in the grass swinging a heavy steel pole at tiny white balls? Yup, the good ol days. I bet way back then you wouldn’t have gotten suspended from your job just because you replied to someone’s joke about “ganging up” on a black athlete by ad-libbing the comments, “Yeah, lynch him in the back alleys”. Which is what Golf Channel hottie Kelly Tilghman said, and which is why the Channel has suspended her for two weeks for the remark. It was a joke; a bad joke, but there’s no need to go suspending the girl. Check out some pictures of Kelly Tilghman and the video of the “lynching” comment. You can see she was just ad-libbing. So what does Kelly’s suspension mean? Well, frankly, now there is no reason to watch the Golf Channel for two weeks…

If this view of a a bunch of Iran fast-boats harassing a group of U.S. Navy warships wasn’t so outstandingly awesome, it would be funny. I mean, can you imagine a bunch of speed boats harassing giant, towering, loaded-with-weaponry Navy ships by speeding around them? Is this Iran, a country trying to get nukes, or are they McHale’s Navy? Here’s the actual footage of the incident between Iran’s idea of a “Navy” (snicker) and an actual Navy in the Strait of Hormuz. Behold Iran’s secret naval power — a bunch of guys on boats that zips around really fast! My God, how could we ever win in a fight against these…behemoths???

Australian actress Tammin Sursok is pretty damn cute, but she’s looking practically precious enough to eat in these pictures modeling for some bra and panties. For those who don’t know her, Tammin is most known for the roles as Dani Sutherland on the Australian soap Home and Away and Colleen Carlton on the American soap The Young and the Restless. Yes, that’s right, besides being the cutest thing to come out of Australia, Tammin Sursok looks bloody awesome in nothing but bra and panties. And did I mention she’s also a pop singer? Oh yeah, there’s nothing a cute girl in bra and panties can’t do, that’s fer sure.

Our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Venke Knutson isn’t just a Norwegian pop singer (check her her music video below), but according to her official site, she also teaches Elementary School in Norway. No, I’m not kidding. That’s what it says. Although she is Norwegian, and speaks, er, whatever it is that Norwegians speak, she spent some time in the States with her family before heading back to the frozen wasteland that is Norway. Wait, is Norway frozen? I’m guessing it is. See, people, this is what 5 years of High School gets you — super education #1! Um. Please to enjoy some Venke Knutson. That song of hers ain’t bad, either.

If I had to guess, I would say that our latest spicy Italian dish Laura Torrisi is an actress and model, or a model who became an actress. Either/or, right? The point is, Laura Torrisi is very hot, and fits perfectly into our Italian Spice category. In fact, this reminds me, I should definitely make a whole new category for these type of posting instead of, um, not. Also, I should really go out to vote, because voting is very important and stuff. You should, like, rock the vote, or vote the rocker, or something like that. You know, go vote. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh, right, Laura Torrisi is very spicy. Have a taste why doncha.

Everyone in Hollywood is quivering in their boots because of the Writer’s strike, but whatever, I ain’t a’scared. Why? Because a prolonged writer’s strike only means more Reality TV shows like Big Brother, where we get our latest Brit Babe in Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, who was on the 2006 edition of Big Brother UK. Yes, I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again — if it wasn’t for Reality TV, we would never get to see hot gals like Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace on TV. And let’s face it, Charlize Theron on TV is great and all, but every now and then you want a hamburger, and that’s where the girls of Reality TV come sin.

Everytime I see her, I still can’t believe that Josie Davis used to play the “plain sister” on the sitcom Charles in Charge. Remember Charles in Charge? The one starring Scott Baio where he has to babysit a bunch of kids, but in his spare time (which was every other waking minute) he would date really hot women? Um, well, Josie Davis used to be on that show. But nevermind all that. Check out Josie Davis in a sorta bikini-themed photoshoot. I’m telling you, folks, Hollywood kids grow up into pretty hot women when they’re not out in the alley giving blowjobs for crack. Yes, Drew Barrymore, I’m talking about you.

You know the name: Alycia Lane. She was the Philadelphia news anchorwoman who emailed bikini pictures of herself to NFL anchorman Rich Eisen. And a few weeks ago, she was arrested in New York for hitting a female undercover cop because, get this, the girl wasn’t driving fast enough in her car! Now comes news that her local Philly TV station has fired the lovely, but very troubled anchorwoman, releasing her from her contract. On the day Alycia Lane was due back on the air, her station KYW-TV released a statement that said she had “been released from her contract effective immediately.” Translation: “Don’t bother coming back to work, toots.” This means our bad girl of news is now out $700,000 a year, her salary at the station. Wanna see what she does to earn that money? See some samples of her work below. Hotchie motchie!

So she’s a mayor and she has a Myspace page where she posts revealing lingerie pictures of herself with a fire truck in the background. So? What’s the big deal? Oh, right, she’s the mayor of a town and she has a Myspace page. What the hell? You know, people are going on about Carmen Kontur-Gronquist’s lingerie picture (below), but what’s more unsettling about all this hullabaloo is that a grown woman, who is also a mayor of a town, actually has a Myspace page. My nieces have Myspace page. But then again, they’re 12 and 18, respectively. Carmen Kontur-Gronquist is what, in her ’40s? (Although, for a 40-ish chick, she’s still packing some serious heat there, kids. Nice abs, Mayor!)

Speaking of the latest Bond Girls, another Bond Girl casting is British actress Gemma Arterton, who while her role in the movie will not nearly be as prominent as Olga Kurylenko’s, the other Bond girl casting, this should nevertheless give a major boost to her career once Bond 22 hits the big screens. You can basically have a role as a bus boy in the Bond movies and still be able to say you were in a Bond movie, and hence, gain fame and fortune and really hot girls in tiny two-piece bikinis. Okay, maybe not the last part. Or the first. Or the third. But you know, something like that. So who is Gemma Arterton? Let’s see for ourselves, shall we?

We here at the Random Page like to think that we’re “on top” of stuff — now as to what that “stuff” is is open to debate. So when we introduced you to Olga Kurylenko, and told you she was the next big thing, well, we were right, because word is that Olga Kurylenko has just been named the newest Bond girl in the upcoming James Bond movie, Bond 22. She won’t just “be a Bond girl”, too, but instead she’ll be THE Bond girl. That means she gets to sleep with James Bond, shoot bad guys, and gets to run around dodging bullets. On the other hand, if she was just another Bond girl, she’d get to sleep with James Bond and, um, that would be about it. Enjoy some Olga Kurylenko and bathe in the power of the Random Page. We shall rule the world!

If you don’t know who our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Xenia Seeberg, is, then you’re not a fan of science fiction TV. No, let me rephrase that: If you don’t know who Xenia Seeberg is, then you’re not a fan of wacky, totally “out there” science fiction TV. Xenia Seeberg was once the star of the sci-fi series Lexx, a show where a bunch of really weird looking dudes and dudettes flew around a spaceship that looked like a penis with two testicles, and that spent time “inserting” itself into things. Um, you know what I mean, right? Ahem. Here’s German actress Xenia Seeberg.

Hailing from Down Under (that’s Australia to those of you who don’t parlay geographical slang), our Random Supermodel of the Day is the tall, sleek Catherine McNeil. Like most of her fellow supermodels, Catherine McNeil was scouted at a very young age — at 14, she won a modeling contest search, which propelled her into a life of fame and fortune and catwalk, er, walkin’. So what were you doing at age 14? Me, I was trying to figure out why the glue didn’t taste as good as I remembered. You know, how glue tasted pretty good when you were a kid, but all of a sudden it just got yucky at 14? Yeah, that was the mystery I was trying to solve at 14. Um, yeah, Catherine McNeil.

Say what you will about Reality TV — sure, it’s mostly really bad TV, and the people on it are devoid of talent, and there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of use for it, and it brings out the worst in humanity, etc, etc. But you know how I respond to that? With this: Reality TV gives us the opportunity to see even more hot women who would otherwise never make it onto TV, not being all that talented and what have you. But Reality TV doesn’t require them to know how to act, and all they need is looks, and that’s exactly all we care about, too. Having said that, here is Survivor’s hottest babe, Amber Brkick, who has since married and now goes by Amber Mariano.