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There is a moment after the Dallas Cowboys lost to the New York Giants where Terrell Owens, he of the big fly shades and bald head, starts crying to the media about how they (the media) are now going to pin the blame on Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Which, if you’ve seen the game, I would have, since Romo played like crap. But what about TO’s crying? Is it real? Is it all an act? I don’t know. Trying to figure out this guy is like trying to figure out the secret hidden agenda of the turtle that keeps trying to eat my donut when I put it down for a moment to mess with my iPod. But see for yourself. Is it TO being a little biotch, or is it TO showing true emotions? You decide.

You know my policy regarding repeated posting of hot women — if one posting of said hot woman was deemed good enough the first time around, posting more pictures of said hot woman is definitely the way to go. And so it is the case with Greek singer Helena Paparizou, most famous for her song “My Number One”, which is also my nickname with girls I’ve dated in the past. Well, you know, when they’re not calling me the other name, and I think you know what name I’m referring to. Yes, it’s true, I’m also sometimes known as “The Studly One” by my ex-girlfriends. You would think being that they’re my exes, they wouldn’t have anything good to say about me, but you would be wrong.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — a model in bra and panties is always a pleasure to post, and a pleasure to ogle. But hey, I gotta justify this post, so allow me to go on and on about nothing for a moment. Let’s see, what should I babble about? Oh right, I remember when I was seven years old, when my mom took me to the barber, but the guy kind of smelled, so instead of sitting still I ran all over the place and — wait, I never went to a barber in my life! Nevermind. Anyhoo, lingerie pictures with model Anahi Gonzales. Please to ogle.

Oh sure, most people are given three names when they’re born, but how many of us actually uses all three in our professional lives? You got your Jennifer Love Hewitts and your Johnny Lee Millers and your — er, well, that’s pretty much all the three-name actors I can think of. What I’m trying to say is, when you have three names in your name, you better be able to pull it off. Luckily for us, our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Alexandra Maria Lara, who hails from Bucharest, and is part German and Romania, can pull it off and then some. Check out some Alexandra Maria Lara and you’ll wish you had three names to your name, too.

Mexican actress Martha Higareda defines what we love about our Southward ladies — dark, smoldering, hot, and mucho spicy. Our Latin Flavor of the day Martha Higareda hails from Villa Hermosa, Tabasco, Mexico, which leads me to this story: I once put some Tobasco in some Tecate, and woooooweeee was it good! You should give it a try, even though I don’t encourage drinking. Ahem. Anyways, a long and successful stint on Mexican TV and movies, Martha Higareda is making the jump to Hollywood, and can be seen in the Hollywood crime flick “The Night Watchman” sometime in 2008. And before that, she has a regular part in the TV show Skip Tracer. Welcome to Hollywood, Martha!

Being a regular on a little seen show like October Road didn’t do a whole lot for Odette Yustman’s career, and neither was being a bikini-clad regular on the stillborn South Beach TV show. But all that’s going to change for the sultry brunette when she pops up onscreen in J.J. Abrams’ much-hyped “Cloverfield” monster movie in a few days. Her name is Odette Yustman, she’s a brunette, and she’s going to give the monsters in “Cloverfield” a run for their money in the “must see” department. Take a look at Odette Yustman now, because you’re going to be seeing a whole lot more of this little lady in the future.

God Bless the Japanese. I swear, if you looked up the words, “The World’s Craziest Game Shows”, you’d see the words, “See the Japanese people.” Because let’s face it, people, who else but the Japanese would think of a game show where nubile young girls put meat on their head, poke their heads up a hole, and let a Komodo dragon run around trying to eat the meat off their heads. The premise is that the girl who stays in her hole (har har) the longest wins. Obviously, the Japanese girls not being total idiots, most of them loses almost instantly. You HAVE to see this thing for yourself. I swear, God bless the Japanese.

You know, to be perfectly honest with you, I had no ideas the girls in Portugal were packing as much heat as our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Mariana Monteiro. If I had known that, I would have found out where Portugal was, and made my way there. Right after I finished painting the house and the fence, because as everyone who reads this site knows, in my spare time I paint houses and fences for a living and at the same time learn kung fu, but I don’t know I’m learning kung fu, you see, for my master isn’t telling me until I get mad one night and tell him he’s not teaching me any kung fu, after which he demonstrates what I’ve learn. Wait, that was “The Karate Kid”. Nevermind. Here’s Mariana Monteiro in her undies.

Not content to just look really hot in FHM, British babe Alesha Dixon has the English singer, MC, songwriter and television personality added to her healthy resume. Which, in my opinion, is way too much. I’ll be lucky if I can put “semi-literate website writer guy” to my list, and here’s Alesha with, like, ten different professions to her resume. But I digress. The latest winner of the Brit TV dancing show Strictly Come Dancing quickly parlayed her win into a stint on the latest issue of FHM magazine, because let’s face it, if you can’t show off the hot bod, what’s the point in going to the gym every day?

I’ve posted pictures of British actress Emily Blunt before, but I don’t think I’ve really fully appreciated what kind of smoking hotness she has going on. But don’t worry, kids, because this latest appearance in GQ Magazine is going to change all that. It’s not like Emily Blunt is nude here, or half naked, or anything like that; okay, she’s somewhat half-naked, but it’s just the smoldering good looks, the “Kate Beckinsale Level” of hotness that shines right through. If Emily Blunt doesn’t end up being one of the most famous actresses out there in a few years, Hollywood is just plain stupid.

What’s a hottie from Caracas, Venezuela to do to gain a little bit of fame? Well showing up in a stunning photoshoot showing a hint of her cash and prizes wouldn’t hurt. Our Latin Flavor of the day, Majandra Delfino, is looking mighty fine in these series of pictures. And if you don’t know who Majandra Delfino is, then you’re just not a Roswell fan. On the sci-fi TV series, Majandra Delfino played Maria DeLuca, and since the show went off the air in 2002, our latina hottie has been focusing on her music career, with occasional appearances on American TV on and off. Keep an eye out for her; those green eyes are to die for.

Hey, remember those days when Ashlee Simpson was a punk rebel rocker who wanted nothing to do with sister Jessica’s sugary pop image? And then, as if overnight, young Ashlee started to look more and more and more like Jessica? Well, that has nothing to do with these bikini pictures of Ashlee Simpson, but I just wanted to remind you that I know stuff, and if you don’t think I know stuff, you best think again, buster. Um, where was I? Oh right, Ashlee Simpson was somewhere doing something vacationing with someone when bikini pictures of her were snapped. She’s not looking too bad here, but she’s still got a ways to go to beat out big sis Jess. Work on that bikini body, Ashlee!

Let’s face it: the only reason to watch these Reality TV shows is to see which very attractive girl will come out of nowhere (say, Kansas or Nebraska, you know, one of those places we’ve all heard about, but have never actually visited cause they’re, like, really hidden or something) and grace the covers of our favorite men’s magazines like Stuff, Maxim, etc. So, without further ado, here are the potential hotties for the latest Survivor show, set in Micronesia, which I have absolutely no idea where it’s located. (Looks like Mary (pictured) is ready for her Maxim shoot now. I would go for Natalie, myself.)

You know, when you’re 7′7″, you’re expected to do a lot of things — such as, stop people who are smaller than you from, you know, dunking on your big, King Kong-like ass. But I guess nobody told University of North Carolina at Asheville center Kenny George that. George, who stands 7′7″, recently got a major facial from University of North Carolina center Tyler Hansbrough, who stands a meager 6′9″. But that isn’t going to stop Hansbrough from bringing the pain on poor Kenny George. Take a look at the video and tell me who is a basketball player and who isn’t. Hint: The big guy didn’t get there because of a sweet jumper.

I’ve been hearing the name Mercedes McNab for a while now, but I never really knew who she was. No wonder, because her biggest role to date has been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spin-off show, Angel, where she played the character Harmony Kendall. She’s had other roles in other TV shows, but they’ve never topped her appearances on Buffy and Angel. She hails from Canada — Vancouver, British Columbia, to be exact, which is somewhere between Alaska and Hawaii, if my superior geographical skills are correct, and I think they are. Without further ado, here’s Mercedes McNab in her undies. Please to enjoy, geeks.

It should come as no surprise that our Random Foreign Babe of the Day, Daniela Domrose, is a former beauty queen, nabbing the Miss Deutschland in 2006, because let’s face it, you gotta be a pretty hot to win a beauty pageant, and once you’ve achieved that, landing in our column is pretty simple stuff. Mind you, not that we think all beauty queens are worthy, but there’s just something about Miss Deutschland. Maybe it’s the tall, sleek bod; the nice, blonde face; or maybe it’s just the fact that saying “Miss Deutschland” out loud makes me feel kinda cool. Whatever the case, get a load of Daniela Domrose.

So you think Heidi Klum is the only supermodel out there? Well you’re wrong, suckers! Wrong! There’s another one, and she’s our Random Supermodel of the Day, Julia Stegner. Before wading into the world of supermodeling, Julia Stegner played basketball in school, nabbing the nickname “Bean Bar” because she liked beans, and, um, beans as bars. No, wait, I think it might be because she was tall. Yeah, that makes more sense. Nowadays, you can find Julia Stegner working the runways and slipping on the bra and panties of Victoria’s Secret. (Pssst. Wanna know a secret? Victoria’s secret is that she’s an 80-year old dude with receding hairline. Pass it on.)

Who is our Latin Flavor for today, Fernanda Martinelli? Nobody really knows, except that she’s Brazilian, and that’s pretty much it. Here’s quick rundown of her modeling career from Wikipedia: “Very little is known about her. Between the years 2003-2004 she made a model album for the website Morango. As of January 2007, she appeared on the portfolio site of Brazilian photographer Marcus Luconi. The images, dated November 2006, list Martinelli’s representation as Ford Models Santa Catarina.” So there you go, and don’t you forget. Here are a couple of quick looks at the mystery girl.

Holy crap. How small does your penis have to be for you to buy a 150-inch Plasma TV just to show off to your buddies? Wait, my penis is pretty small, so I’m definitely getting this thing when it hits the market! Japanese TV folks Matsushita showed off their brand spanking new 150-incher at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas on January 7, 2008 (pictured below with a video of what 150-inches looks like), and it’s a beauty. It promises four times better resolution than full high-definition 1080p picture quality and offers a screen the size of nine 50-inch plasma televisions. That means it’s really, really big, and really, really nice to look at. Line up for yours in 2009, kiddos.

Wow. Golf. Remember when people actually considered that a sport, instead of a bunch of rich dorks in dorky clothes in the grass swinging a heavy steel pole at tiny white balls? Yup, the good ol days. I bet way back then you wouldn’t have gotten suspended from your job just because you replied to someone’s joke about “ganging up” on a black athlete by ad-libbing the comments, “Yeah, lynch him in the back alleys”. Which is what Golf Channel hottie Kelly Tilghman said, and which is why the Channel has suspended her for two weeks for the remark. It was a joke; a bad joke, but there’s no need to go suspending the girl. Check out some pictures of Kelly Tilghman and the video of the “lynching” comment. You can see she was just ad-libbing. So what does Kelly’s suspension mean? Well, frankly, now there is no reason to watch the Golf Channel for two weeks…